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trailer-park-digest     Saturday, August 14 1999     Volume 02 : Number 159


                               Today's Subjects:
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  Irrelevant (speeling is carp) Funnies             [jbromley@enterprise.net]

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Date: Fri, 13 Aug 1999 14:47:03 +0100
From: jbromley@enterprise.net
Subject: Irrelevant (speeling is carp) Funnies

Thought this lot would keep you all amused.

Signs That You've Had Too Much Of The 90's:

1. You try to enter your password on the microwave.

2. You haven't played patience with real cards in years.

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.

4. You e-mail your work colleague at the desk next to you to ask "Do you
fancy going down the pub?" and they reply "Yeah, give me five minutes".

5. You chat several times a day with a stranger from South Africa, but you
haven't spoken to your next door neighbour yet this year.

6. You buy a computer and a week later it is out of date.

7. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends is that they do not
have e-mail addresses.

8. You consider Royal Mail painfully slow.

9. Your idea of being organised is multiple coloured post-it notes.

10. You hear most of your jokes via email instead of in person

11.  When you go home after a long day at work you still answer the phone
in a business manner.

12.  When you make phonecalls from home, you accidentally insert a "9" to
get an outside line
- -КА`АК-ј,~~,ј-КА`АК-ј,~~,ј-КА`АК-ј,~~,ј-КА`АК-ј,~~,ј-КА`АК-ј,~~,ј-
Jeremy R. Bromley   jbromley@enterprise.net
http://homepages.enterprise.net/jbromley
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+++++ OUT OF CHEESE ERROR +++++
+++++ REDO FROM START     +++++

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