From: owner-trailer-park-digest@smoe.org (trailer-park-digest) To: trailer-park-digest@smoe.org Subject: trailer-park-digest V1 #4 Reply-To: trailer-park Sender: owner-trailer-park-digest@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-trailer-park-digest@smoe.org Precedence: bulk trailer-park-digest Thursday, January 27 2000 Volume 01 : Number 004 ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Wed, 26 Jan 2000 20:57:29 -0000 From: jbromley@enterprise.net Subject: Re: Jokes at the show > Heeheehee! That's funny! I can just imagine how it would sound, Beth > telling that joke! > > Blessings, > > Molly Um, embarrassing, especially as she mucked it up at Sheffield... {;-) But Beth, hey, we love yah, even if you can't tell jokes... \ / | Jeremy R. Bromley - jbromley@enterprise.net \/ | Corrado G60 1991 C60 VW \ /\ / | Scirocco Storm 1.9l 1984 A259UYV \/ \/ | Land Rover Series III 1974 Motorsport | Seat Aro(u)sa 1.0 1999 (Girlfriend's) - -------------------------------------------------- http://homepages.enterprise.net/jbromley ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 26 Jan 2000 20:57:29 -0000 From: jbromley@enterprise.net Subject: Re: Jokes at the show You are American aren't you.... > A Polo walks into a bar and starts going on about himself. "Yeah, I'm > the hardest sweet in town. . ." and on and on. A few minutes later, a > locket comes through the door and the Polo makes a line for the lou. Polo = Polo Mint (Candy with hole in the middle) Locket = Boiled candy, designed with clearing up blocked sinus' etc Lou (Spelt LOO) = Toilet, John etc. > The Locket walks up to the bar and enjoys himself a lager while the > Polo sits cowering in the toilet. After the Locket finishes his beer, > he leaves. A few minutes later the Polo comes out of the closet and > goes back up to the bar. > > A guy next to him remarks, "Hey, I heard you going on and on about how > you're the hardest sweet in town. What gives?" > > "Yeah, I _am_ the hardest sweet in town," replied the Polo, "but that > Locket- HE'S MENTHOL!" Menthol = the bit in a Locket that clears your sinus', but said like "Mental" = a bit loony, and "mega-strong" > Sad that I was back in Dallas for a couple weeks before I figured it > out. Well, if you are a Merkin... {;-) \ / | Jeremy R. Bromley - jbromley@enterprise.net \/ | Corrado G60 1991 C60 VW \ /\ / | Scirocco Storm 1.9l 1984 A259UYV \/ \/ | Land Rover Series III 1974 Motorsport | Seat Aro(u)sa 1.0 1999 (Girlfriend's) - -------------------------------------------------- http://homepages.enterprise.net/jbromley ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 26 Jan 2000 19:50:47 EST From: NHHStudent@aol.com Subject: Re: Jokes at the show In a message dated 1/26/00 1:07:17 PM Pacific Standard Time, jbromley@enterprise.net writes: > You are American aren't you.... It's funny that you say that...I didn't get the joke at all (yeah, I'm American), which got me thinking about that Jerry Seinfield American Express commercial. He's in Europe and he tells "all-american" jokes and no one gets it 'cause we have a completely different slang vocabulary. He goes around and learns all these slang words, which i do not understand at all, and the euro-audience just busts out laughing. I'm glad someone asked about the joke 'cause when I first read it I thought, "What the hell?!...uh, okay." And then seeing people reply saying how funny it was made me wonder even more. - -jen ------------------------------ End of trailer-park-digest V1 #4 ********************************