From: owner-the-landing-digest@smoe.org (the-landing-digest) To: the-landing-digest@smoe.org Subject: the-landing-digest V2 #112 Reply-To: the-landing@smoe.org Sender: owner-the-landing-digest@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-the-landing-digest@smoe.org Precedence: bulk the-landing-digest Wednesday, May 19 1999 Volume 02 : Number 112 Today's Subjects: ----------------- Some New Orleans TV. [Mahatma A Shazahahn ] I am not the country singer [ClayWalk@aol.com] Re: Tom's Tattoo, garden place [kobyc@softhome.net (Peter Destructo!)] Danny Diamond Live! ["SHAUN SMAKAL" ] I am not the country singer [Jessica Brandt ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Mon, 17 May 1999 19:53:03 -0500 From: Mahatma A Shazahahn Subject: Some New Orleans TV. Jimmy stewart's in the glenn miller story too. ___________________________________________________________________ You don't need to buy Internet access to use free Internet e-mail. Get completely free e-mail from Juno at http://www.juno.com/getjuno.html or call Juno at (800) 654-JUNO [654-5866] ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 18 May 1999 13:07:10 EDT From: ClayWalk@aol.com Subject: I am not the country singer This is pretty funny.... At last someone has finally come to my defense!!!! For years I have gotten irrate emails from disgruntled country singer enthusiasts who are disturbed that my name is Clay Walker. Case in point: From: Dxxpacrlz@aol.com To: ClayWalk@aol.com Subject: clay Why do you people always put ur name as clay when you are not you just wish u could be him. I am a big fan of Clay and I dont mind your name but I have a problem when you start thinking and telling people you are clay walker a.k.a. country singer - --------- the response, from Ken -------------- To Whom it May Concern, I am Ken Mosher, of the super famous swing band, the Squirrel Nut Zippers. I am writing on behalf of my friend Clay Walker, who's website has been the recipient of your complaints. Clay Walker is a famous cinematographer and director. He is not the OTHER famous Clay Walker, the country musician, but his works with Metallica, Van Halen, us, and of course Cindy Crawford are equally meritous in their own right. Each week, he picks a whiny letter from country star Clay Walker's fan letters, like yours, and forwards it to one of his multi-million dollar clients for support. You are this weeks winner. I ask that you reconsider your letter, and your accusations toward my friend, Mr. Walker. I can empathise with Mr. Walker; his day to day life, and his business, are reliant upon timely receipt of his legitimate e-mails. Because it is such an incredible task, rumaging through lonely note after note, like yours, looking for his e-mails among the Country Star Clay Walker's fan letters, I am helping support him by responding to your letter. If anyone should be ashamed, it is you. For you project your own selfish order on this world, expecting that perhaps every Clay Walker in the county change his/her name, in order to suit you and your needs. Can you imagine? I personally know 6 different Michael Richards. The most famous Michael Richards played Kraemer on the hit show Seinfeld. But if all the other Michael Richard had to change their names, we'd run out of names, wouldn't we? Maybe they could change their names to Clay Walker... oh, I guess not. In closing, I want to assure you that Clay Walker, video producer, cinematographer is famous. He deserves to keep his name. But if you do a "Clay Walker" people search on a search engine, you can find an endless list of Clay Walkers, to whom you can complain. Since they AREN'T famous, perhaps you will have better luck. Sincerely, Ken Mosher Squirrel Nut Zippers ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 18 May 1999 19:52:26 GMT From: kobyc@softhome.net (Peter Destructo!) Subject: Re: Tom's Tattoo, garden place On Sun, 18 Apr 1999 03:23:46 -0500, you wrote: >1-800-656-HOPE Probably one of the funniest phone messages I've heard in a LONG time. Right up there with Mezzotint Records (Polaris! From Pete & Pete!!) and Spider Nick and the Maddogs (LI ska band). - -Peter Destructo http://members.xoom.com/pdestructo/sg - The Ghost Quasar Space Ghost reviewed links, icons, fanfic, pictures "The fuhrer was a good man, a kind man, and the fuhrer could dance the PANTS off Churchill! He was a better PAINTER than Churchill! He could paint an entire apartment, one afternoon, two coats!" -Franz Liebkind, "The Producers" ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 18 May 1999 16:05:51 +0000 From: "SHAUN SMAKAL" Subject: Danny Diamond Live! Matt's right, it doesn't have the audience so that detracts but it's still good. But it does have that scene/act click board before the song which leads one to believe the Zippers appeared in the movie! I'm currently trying to contact somebody to get a copy of the movie but no luck so far--I'll keep tryin though. the immortal guy, smakal ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 18 Apr 1999 20:11:12 -0500 From: Jessica Brandt Subject: I am not the country singer This is from Clay Walker (ClayWalk@aol.com) who is on the list, but even tho he can make movies and masterful ECDs, he can't figure out how to post to the-landing. Rather, he posted it just to the-landing-digest, leaving all you fine loose-mail people out of the loop! Here's what he had to say: ____________________________________________________ This is pretty funny.... At last someone has finally come to my defense!!!! For years I have gotten irrate emails from disgruntled country singer enthusiasts who are disturbed that my name is Clay Walker. Case in point: From: Dxxpacrlz@aol.com To: ClayWalk@aol.com Subject: clay Why do you people always put ur name as clay when you are not you just wish u could be him. I am a big fan of Clay and I dont mind your name but I have a problem when you start thinking and telling people you are clay walker a.k.a. country singer - --------- the response, from Ken -------------- To Whom it May Concern, I am Ken Mosher, of the super famous swing band, the Squirrel Nut Zippers. I am writing on behalf of my friend Clay Walker, who's website has been the recipient of your complaints. Clay Walker is a famous cinematographer and director. He is not the OTHER famous Clay Walker, the country musician, but his works with Metallica, Van Halen, us, and of course Cindy Crawford are equally meritous in their own right. Each week, he picks a whiny letter from country star Clay Walker's fan letters, like yours, and forwards it to one of his multi-million dollar clients for support. You are this weeks winner. I ask that you reconsider your letter, and your accusations toward my friend, Mr. Walker. I can empathise with Mr. Walker; his day to day life, and his business, are reliant upon timely receipt of his legitimate e-mails. Because it is such an incredible task, rumaging through lonely note after note, like yours, looking for his e-mails among the Country Star Clay Walker's fan letters, I am helping support him by responding to your letter. If anyone should be ashamed, it is you. For you project your own selfish order on this world, expecting that perhaps every Clay Walker in the county change his/her name, in order to suit you and your needs. Can you imagine? I personally know 6 different Michael Richards. The most famous Michael Richards played Kraemer on the hit show Seinfeld. But if all the other Michael Richard had to change their names, we'd run out of names, wouldn't we? Maybe they could change their names to Clay Walker... oh, I guess not. In closing, I want to assure you that Clay Walker, video producer, cinematographer is famous. He deserves to keep his name. But if you do a "Clay Walker" people search on a search engine, you can find an endless list of Clay Walkers, to whom you can complain. Since they AREN'T famous, perhaps you will have better luck. Sincerely, Ken Mosher Squirrel Nut Zippers ------------------------------ End of the-landing-digest V2 #112 *********************************