From: owner-support-system-digest@smoe.org (support-system-digest) To: support-system-digest@smoe.org Subject: support-system-digest V2 #95 Reply-To: support-system@smoe.org Sender: owner-support-system-digest@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-support-system-digest@smoe.org Precedence: bulk support-system-digest Saturday, April 3 1999 Volume 02 : Number 095 Today's Subjects: ----------------- its nothing personal, but one more crack about earthquacks... [MrE ] Re: reviesed tour dates ["Antony Yen" ] Look out, Columbus ["steve kisko" ] More intimacy?! ["steve kisko" ] Re: support-system-digest V2 #94 ["jw" ] My struggle beneath a bi-sexual name..."I'm just a girl in the world..." ["Jaime" ] State College Show [Joshua T Keir ] hhhhhneeee ["JeNnY sAyLeR" ] whip-smart single [MLevine171@aol.com] Re: support-system-digest V2 #94 ["keelyfish" ] Bars of the Bed [AngelLieb@aol.com] ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Fri, 02 Apr 1999 07:39:07 -0800 From: MrE Subject: its nothing personal, but one more crack about earthquacks... >>MrE wrote a long, unquotable shitheap of a tirade on >>Northern California - some guy with a carp in his pants ...you know, of course you do mr wizard, that we hapless and futile lost angels have begun a program in which to repay everyone concerned: first, we divert your water to the owens valley, then we redivert that water to colorado even as colorado diverts their aqua to no-california (as opposed to so-california). the water once destined for you at that point joins the water going to owens valley which we have commenced pumping again now that they once again have a river. this plan guarantees that everyone involved will at some point see water...as it passes by on its way to us. it was either that or send you rodney 'surferdude' king and an as of yet undetermined quantity of stucco. actually, i hate, detest, despise, hold in disdain, refuse to assimilate into, aspire to be king of and otherwise view with indifference and disregard the entirety of this less than zero pseudo culture, and yet it remains that i am somehow always at fault for what is refereed to by those seeking asylum within the sanctuary of MrE Manor as the single most hideous skyline in all of north america. and when they have at last been rescued from the lost angels river and have had the stucco removed from any and all orifices, i ever so gently remind them of the factz that i originate from one of the first worlds (?) great third world projects, st louis, and that my formidable years were spent wasting away in what was once the non-crystal meth capital of the holy land, the quirky and irregular far east bay area of contra costa county's answer to gun control, drug wars and welfare: the metropolitan Antioch! wow... and so in response, let it be known that water-wise, i merely take that which is mine already, and that liz phair may one day fly over el cajon but will always fly into chicago a la 27d. and could you please make that evian... ...and had i not taken cue from peter the great, emperor of barrenness, i would have read further into his diatribe and taken notice of his reference concerning tweak mode, el cajonies and his sexual preference... >>Well, I wasn't gonna blow my own horn, but. ...finally maybe, you can do that? >>p.s. MrE, I'm callin' you out. El Cajon, April 26, >>Performing Arts Center. Be there. ...and finally final, yeah sure, ok. i'll meet you around back. now squeal like a pig... heavenly shades of twilight MrE .-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-. "Everything in L.A. is too large, too loud, and usually banal in concept. the plastic asshole of the world." ~ William Faulkner ._._._._._._._._._._._._._._._._._._._._._._._._._._._._._._._._._._._._._._._. ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 2 Apr 1999 08:20:47 -0800 (PST) From: Craig King Subject: Liz's B'day I don't know if anyone else going to Liz's show at the University of Chicago on April 17 realizes this, but that is the day of Liz's 32nd birthday. I know I'll be shouting out a big "Happy B'day!" wish to Liz when i'm there. Hmmmm....maybe the band will do something special for her with it being her b-day and hometown and such. Guess I'll just have to wait and see! Hopefully I'll be able to take pictures like I did at the Lounge Ax. I know I'm sure gonna try, so we'll se what happens. Craig "AdRock" Taz 6:32 - twice as pissed! Phair Territory http://phairterritory.freeservers.com _________________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Get your free @yahoo.com address at http://mail.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 2 Apr 1999 13:27:40 -0500 From: "Antony Yen" Subject: Re: reviesed tour dates what the fuck happened to the state college show!!!!!!! fuck! fuck! fuck! ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 02 Apr 1999 10:53:48 PST From: "steve kisko" Subject: Look out, Columbus Just out of curiosity, was anyone at all planning on going to the 4/28 State College show that is now a NYC show? I'm not surprised that it's not happening -- how many central PA Liz Phair fans could there possibly be? Unless Greyhound fucks me over again, I'll be in Columbus rather early on 4/20. So if anyone wants to chill, let me know. How big is the Mekka? I'm referring to the capacity. 300? 500? 1000? I wish someone would videotape one of these shows. Speaking of video... A few months ago, someone (the name may have been Paul) said he had a copy of a video boot from 10/7/98 at the TLA. If you're still out there, I'm still hoping to acquire a copy. Of course, you'd be entitled to dubs of any number of shows, radio interviews, TV appearances, etc. from my vast, Vast, VAST! collection. Vast. Please e-mail me if interested. Steve Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 02 Apr 1999 11:33:53 PST From: "steve kisko" Subject: More intimacy?! I just read ATN's article about Liz's upcoming tour... "Phair played a homecoming gig at the 300-capacity Chicago club Lounge Ax on March 14. During the show, she previewed the stripped-down nature of her upcoming tour." Does this mean the shows will feature Liz & Buddy alone? Are we that lucky? 'Stripped-down' cannot possibly mean keyboards, keyboards, keyboards, so it appears I'm in for an even greater treat this time. It does sound too good to be true, though, like most Liz news. I've posted twice in one day... eww. Steve P.S. I could've posted the entire article from ATN, but I figure someone's already beat me to it. If not, go to www.addict.com/MNOTW/lofi, of course, and check it out. Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 2 Apr 1999 19:04:24 -0500 From: "jw" Subject: Re: support-system-digest V2 #94 > comments ("this is the future of music" - type things). The two girl > keyboard players did nothing to help, one danced like a gibbon wired to > the mains. I have nothing to say about Ben Lee that night or in general, but must say that that's one fine metaphor: "danced like a gibbon wired to the mains" ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 2 Apr 1999 20:05:47 -0500 From: "Jaime" Subject: My struggle beneath a bi-sexual name..."I'm just a girl in the world..." ***I opened up the digest and was content as usual...*** >>jenny: she's saying "i'm a real cunt in the spring, you can rent me by the >>hour..." >>like a hotel room....with vibrating beds. like in that pizza commercial with >>the old people...(one more reason to save quarters). hope this helps. >>dp ***You see I always thought it was rent, not rend. You can rent me by the hour-- as in hooker... not vibrating bed. Not that I am sure of the difference, but I dont think liz was referring to herself as a vibrating bed. And I was still content. I mean its Spring! I just had an icecream... yes i just quit smoking, but I have been soooo happy... Until i read Peter's post....*** >Jaime, in the Most Insightful Post Ever, wrote: >>> "Not P.C. enough" Now someone... Peter? Was it Peter? >>>"grain of >>> salt" --- the best quote this list has ever generated... And >>>if only >>> people could do it. Ah. Sigh, sigh, sigh! ***I was so happy... I had the "most insightful post ever" Quite an award! --not one I ever expected to win on this list... (but who really cares...) But as i read on...*** >Then later, in the same post, he wrote: >> Nicole. You are so funny, you remind me of my freshman >>year roomate! >I'm not sure how I'd take that one, Nicole. ***OKAY ---PETER!!! I know IT was surely an honest mistake, but even though my name is bi-sexual... I am fully-female. Not male. not male. Not male. So, Nicole... You can take it however you want to (cuz i'm a girl) ... And Peter... I'm a girl, dammit!!! But thanks again for my new award! Sincere and all...yada-yada... --Jaime "the Most Insightful Post-er Ever" *Peter Rocks* *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~* "...Always know sometimes think it's me. But you know I know when it's a dream. I think I know, I mean, oh yes, but it's all wrong. That is, I think I disagree." "Strawberry Fields Forever" -- John Lennon ~* "It is recorded that Chinese Taoist recommended the addition of cannabis to their incense burners in the 1st century as a means of achieving immortality."*~ ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 2 Apr 1999 18:20:08 -0800 From: Alice Springs Subject: El Cajon/AP Where in CA is El Cajon? (Hopefully near me!!!) Also, does anyone know if she's planning on coming to any other places here? Also, I don't know if anyone has mentioned this before, but there is a cool article/interview in Alternative Press. It is very interesting, and there is a gorgeously large photo of her with duct tape over her mouth and she's all tied up. Her makeup is stunning--a lot of dark eyeliner/shadow. Check it out! :-) Take care, M e l o d y ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "It is perfectly monstrous the way people go about nowadays, saying things against one behind one's back that are absolutely true." ++Oscar Wilde++ ___________________________________________________________________ You don't need to buy Internet access to use free Internet e-mail. Get completely free e-mail from Juno at http://www.juno.com/getjuno.html or call Juno at (800) 654-JUNO [654-5866] ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 2 Apr 1999 20:50:58 -0500 (EST) From: Joshua T Keir Subject: State College Show According to the sign on the front of Crowbar,(the State College venue), Liz will be performing on May 5th, (aka: Cinco de Mayo). Sweet. Hey Steve, neener, neener, neener. pbbbbbbbbbbbbt :P Apparently there are plenty of Liz Phans in Cental PA, as Polyester Bride got tons of airplay here, when it came out, (like every hour). And I believe WCSE was the #1 purchased-by-soundscan-album for like a week, and was in the top 10 for a few, too. There were early PA people representing a long time ago, too. I joined, Guyville in 95, and there were a few pennsylvanians, back then. I'll be giving more info as I get it, but I would be surprised if Crowbar is not the smallest venue. I was there once to see Poe, and the Eels. Well, it was tiny. Oh, the State College LizPhest has been rescheduled to 5/5, (duh). Josh T. Keir Undergraduate, Computer Science, Penn State University keir@cse.psu.edu ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 2 Apr 1999 20:39:30 -0600 From: "JeNnY sAyLeR" Subject: hhhhhneeee okay, ha ha, since I ve made so many drunk posts to this list, I think it is time for a high one. ;) Anywho, About those drug songs like songs to listen to while on drugs, my favorite is Shatter. High+shatter=good. . by the way, it s alot easier to type while high then drunk. Students Against Drunk Typeing (DATS) hmm, that way makes is drunk against typing student. he heeee. Ookya, well Im off!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Jenny "Quotes are cool...but then again, if they weren’t, no one would quote them." - - Marabeth Madsen Cool, Tall, Vulnerable, and Luscious - http://www.liz-phair.com Vampyr - A Buffy the Vampire Slayer Page http://www.saylerfamily.com/jas/vampyr.htm ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 2 Apr 1999 23:13:50 EST From: MLevine171@aol.com Subject: whip-smart single today I was in a used record/cd store in morrisville, PA and I LUCKILY found a liz phair single, and it was for the song whip-smart. It just has that song on it, but I dont think its a promo/radio single...its the actual single., Does anyone know how rare this single is? Thank U! STEVE ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 2 Apr 1999 22:52:41 -0600 From: "keelyfish" Subject: Re: support-system-digest V2 #94 I've been in Phoenix on vacation and I was just wanting to make sure I didn't miss the tape tree..... keely ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 2 Apr 1999 23:53:32 EST From: AngelLieb@aol.com Subject: Bars of the Bed Hmmmm... Wouldn't it be cool if Liz sang Bars of the Bed before the Superbowl, World Series or some other big sports event? KL ();) ------------------------------ End of support-system-digest V2 #95 ***********************************