From: owner-shindell-list-digest@smoe.org (shindell-list-digest) To: shindell-list-digest@smoe.org Subject: shindell-list-digest V5 #8 Reply-To: shindell-list@smoe.org Sender: owner-shindell-list-digest@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-shindell-list-digest@smoe.org Precedence: bulk shindell-list-digest Thursday, January 16 2003 Volume 05 : Number 008 Today's Subjects: ----------------- [RS] warning, no (insert pertinent subject here) content- folkie jokies [] Re: [RS] warning, no (insert pertinent subject here) content- folkiejokies [Lisa Davis & family Subject: [RS] warning, no (insert pertinent subject here) content- folkie jokies Okay, gang, my apologies in advance. I seldom share jokes, but I'm feeling festive... and they ARE music related... I saw some of these on the mudcat list (mudcat.org) and I needed to share a few... Jim Colbert. The difference between a pro folkie and a large pizza--the pizza can feed a family of four. When I was a boy I told my father When I grow up, I want to be a folkie. He said Son, you'll have to choose. A folkie wins the lottery. He and his wife are sitting at the kitchen table discussing their good fortune when she says, "What are we going to do about all the begging letters?" And he replies, "keep sending them!" Have you heard about the Grand Prize in the Folksingers' Lottery? It's a dollar a year for a million years! What do you call a folkie who has a cell phone and a pager? An optimist. What do you call a folksinger whose girlfriend (or boyfriend)breaks up with him (or her)? Homeless. Who is a folkie with a college degree? Manager at Pizza Hut. How do you get a banjo player off the porch? Pay for the pizza. This guy backs a truck up to the rim of the Grand Canyon, opens it up and starts pulling out tamborines, punching a hole in the head, and kicking them over the side. A park ranger comes up and inquires as to what he's doing. He replies, "Getting rid of these banjo eggs before they hatch!" What does it say on a blues player's tombstone? I didn't wake up this morning. difference between a bhodran and an onion. no one cries when you cut a bhodran. ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 16 Jan 2003 00:55:25 -0500 From: Lisa Davis & family Subject: Re: [RS] warning, no (insert pertinent subject here) content- folkiejokies >What do you call a folksinger whose girlfriend (or boyfriend)breaks up with him (or her)? Homeless. Richard's version as told to me: what do you call a folksinger without a girlfriend? homeless ------------------------------ End of shindell-list-digest V5 #8 *********************************