From: owner-sheryl-crew-digest@smoe.org (sheryl-crew-digest) To: sheryl-crew-digest@smoe.org Subject: sheryl-crew-digest V4 #4 Reply-To: sheryl-crew@smoe.org Sender: owner-sheryl-crew-digest@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-sheryl-crew-digest@smoe.org Precedence: bulk sheryl-crew-digest Friday, January 5 2001 Volume 04 : Number 004 Today's Subjects: ----------------- [sheryl-crew] Remember Kevin Gilbert ["BoBBy H" ] Re: [sheryl-crew] Remember Kevin Gilbert [XMystery79@aol.com] ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Thu, 4 Jan 2001 08:33:01 -0500 From: "BoBBy H" Subject: [sheryl-crew] Remember Kevin Gilbert I was looking thru some Kevin Gilbert stuff, and I came accross his lyrics for "FUN" - which are sortta directed towards Miss Crow (Kevin passed away a few years ago, wasn't "sad, sad world" written for him???) Lenny's got horse and Nigel's got hash, I got a lot of dispensable cash Go downtown in my limousine Gonna find some young hookers we can treat real mean . There's plenty of drugs 'n' plenty of beer To drown out the whine of self loathing and fear We're listening to tapes of Gladys Knight and the Pips I'm lickin' my teeth I'm lickin' my lips . It's fun, yeah it's a real good time tonight all right . Arsenio's here and he's all fucked up And he's with some chick that just won't shut up Julian's suckin' hard on a bottle of Jack That he got with a hand job off a girl out back . I'm talking to this actress behind the bar She thinks Leo DiCappria's gonna make her a star So she answers his phone, washes his car Soils his sheets, yeah, she'll go far . Cause she's fun, she's a real good time tonight all right . Now the bar is closing for the regular folk But there's an escort to the VIP lounge brandishing coke And we all could use another line or two 'Cause there's still gossip to tell and slander to spew (no shit, I didn't know that) . So we're moving this party back to my place 'Cause Richard's got a friend who's bringing base And we're gonna play the new Madonna where she rips a fart And then stand around talking about why it's art . It's fun, It's a real good time tonight all right C'mon it's fun, It's a real good time . Now Sheryl's in the kitchen with the L.A. Lakers Trying to get herself laid but there ain't no takers Cause they heard about the guy that she did with Aids And she's callin' 'em fags saying they're afraid . She wants fun, all she wants to do is have a real good time tonight all right . Arsenio's getting all maudlin and rude And that chick he's with I think she's a dude It's not like I'm bothered I mean it's no big deal But she keeps on asking if I'd like a feel . She wants fun, she's got to have a real good time tonight all right . We're having fun, having a real good time tonight all right . So I dosed up about half an hour ago Cause my skin was getting itchy and I was movin' to slow Waitin' to see if my nose is gonna grow While I'm nodding some jerk keeps callin' me bro' (yeah I gotta use the bathroom man) . The ceiling is melting cause the walls are on fire And I'm cuttin' up with defectors from the Nazi Boys Choir They say they're eighteen but I think they're all liars I know that's a felony but I got no priors . It's fun, yeah it's a real good time tonight all right All I wanna do is have fun, have a real good time tonight all right It's fun, it's fun fun fun fun fun It's a real good time tonight all right ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 4 Jan 2001 14:42:27 EST From: XMystery79@aol.com Subject: Re: [sheryl-crew] Remember Kevin Gilbert Why did you post that? It's pretty disturbing, although I'd rather not comment since he is dead, but that is a very sick thing to read. - ---------------------------------------------------- Join Care2.com's Race for the Rain Forest! Sheryl Crow : If It Makes You Happy ------------------------------ End of sheryl-crew-digest V4 #4 *******************************