From: owner-seven-seas-digest@smoe.org (seven-seas-digest) To: seven-seas-digest@smoe.org Subject: seven-seas-digest V7 #220 Reply-To: seven-seas@smoe.org Sender: owner-seven-seas-digest@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-seven-seas-digest@smoe.org Precedence: bulk seven-seas-digest Tuesday, May 28 2002 Volume 07 : Number 220 Ye Olde Seven-Seas Digest and Gazzette Re: seven-seas I can give ya some shit on Pooh ["jon@ikoo" ] Re: seven-seas I can give ya some shit on Pooh [Red ] Re: seven-seas Hi [Red ] Re: seven-seas I can give ya some shit on Pooh [Red ] Re: seven-seas I can give ya some shit on Pooh ["jon@ikoo" ] Re: seven-seas I can give ya some shit on Pooh [Red ] Re: seven-seas I can give ya some shit on Pooh ["jon@ikoo" ] Re: seven-seas I can give ya some shit on Pooh [Red ] Re: seven-seas I can give ya some shit on Pooh [Red ] Re: seven-seas - - Bunnymen at Cream - - ["Mark Reaney" ] Re: seven-seas I can give ya some shit on Pooh ["jon@ikoo" Subject: Re: seven-seas I can give ya some shit on Pooh > Go on ask me how my camera is doing > > "Hey Ken how's yer camera doin'? > > I dropped the fuckah on holiday and fucking fucked it thats how it's fucking > doing if you must fucking know. > > Any one fancy asking about the weather on my holiday > > "Ahem, ok, erm......here goes....how was the weather on your holi........" > "FUCKING RAIN" > > So ok who wants to step up and and ask me how my car is? > > "Ha, can't be too bad can it?.....Ok how's ya car Ken?" > > Some fuckahhhhh fucking stole it and fucking torched it so it's fucked and > the fucking police have now fucking well fucking lost the fucking thing so > I'll probably get fucking grief from the fucking insurance till the fucker > is fucking found. No malicious, nefarious, gloating or bad feelings intended ... Indeed no explaination for my reaction I can fathom at all, but I couldn't help bursting into spontaneous laughter at this point. Result: my tea is randomly sprayed down the front of my shirt like one of those weird-arse psycho-test images they insert at the advert break during Frasier. Join the club of the eternally downtrodden Mr.KPJ! =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= New Choices! *seven-seas or seven-seas-moderated Questions? mailto:owner-seven-seas@smoe.org =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 27 May 2002 04:45:58 -0500 (CDT) From: amyr@jump.net (Amy Rupp) Subject: Re: seven-seas I can give ya some shit on Pooh > Join the club of the eternally downtrodden Mr.KPJ! So, erm, Ken... which *six* songs and which *one* work of literature did you take with you, given that you had a Bible and complete texts of Shakespeare, in order to endure such a holiday? alternatively, which *six* songs and which *one* work of literature do you feel best describe your helliday? (since the latter is extra credit I'll also allow a piece of cinema as well) I'm sure a radio show near you would love to know the answers to these questions! - --Amy =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= New Choices! *seven-seas or seven-seas-moderated Questions? mailto:owner-seven-seas@smoe.org =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 27 May 2002 07:59:43 -0400 From: Red Subject: Re: seven-seas Hi At 10:36 PM 5/26/02 -0400, you wrote: > >So hi Hi N8! I'm Red. How long ya been lurkin'? Nice to have ya......and don't mind KP! ;-);-) Red =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= New Choices! *seven-seas or seven-seas-moderated Questions? mailto:owner-seven-seas@smoe.org =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 27 May 2002 08:04:54 -0400 From: Red Subject: Re: seven-seas I can give ya some shit on Pooh At 10:23 AM 5/27/02 +0100, you wrote: >No malicious, nefarious, gloating or bad feelings intended ... Indeed no >explaination for my reaction I can fathom at all, but I couldn't help >bursting into spontaneous laughter at this point. Result: my tea is randomly >sprayed down the front of my shirt like one of those weird-arse psycho-test >images they insert at the advert break during Frasier. And NOW *I'M* larfing, Jonny!!! ;-) hahhahaa > >Join the club of the eternally downtrodden Mr.KPJ! Yeah...and I'm high up there on the membership list! Sounds like ALL my fucking (hahhaa) vacations! EVERY time I go to DC.....something god-awful happens. And my car......well, let's not get into it, ok! :P Good to know you still made it back in one piece! Who else drove? ;-) Red =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= New Choices! *seven-seas or seven-seas-moderated Questions? mailto:owner-seven-seas@smoe.org =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 27 May 2002 08:06:32 -0400 From: Red Subject: Re: seven-seas Hi At 07:59 AM 5/27/02 -0400, you wrote: >Nice to have ya......and don't mind KP! ;-);-) Oh...and don't mind bp either. No relation....one P is big, the other little! ;-);-);-) hehehhee Red =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= New Choices! *seven-seas or seven-seas-moderated Questions? mailto:owner-seven-seas@smoe.org =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 27 May 2002 08:16:15 -0400 From: Red Subject: Re: seven-seas I can give ya some shit on Pooh At 02:07 AM 5/27/02 +0100, you wrote: >rained........Ken and Mrs Ken took (for the first and last time) their >mothers on holiday too......big mistake.... I would NEVER!!!!!!!!!! You shoulda consulted me first KP!! ;-) Sometimes it's bad enough taking the hubby along... (no offence guys...but ya could help out a bit more... after all, it *IS* our vacation too!) so....why in the hell would I take his mother??? hahahahaa I'm vicious today! (maybe I'll go play some Lou Reed!) But seriously, I've gone on a few family vacations with the hubby's parents... and I know why his father disappears all the time! ;-) Mother-in-law's are a definite no-no on vacations! argh! Today's a holiday too....and I have no intention on going anywhere...cept to work for 4 hours. Later peoples! Red =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= New Choices! *seven-seas or seven-seas-moderated Questions? mailto:owner-seven-seas@smoe.org =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 27 May 2002 13:22:43 +0100 From: "jon@ikoo" Subject: Re: seven-seas I can give ya some shit on Pooh > Some fuckahhhhh fucking stole it and fucking torched it so it's fucked Don't suppose the two muvvars were still on board perchance? =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= New Choices! *seven-seas or seven-seas-moderated Questions? mailto:owner-seven-seas@smoe.org =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 27 May 2002 08:31:39 -0400 From: "Nate V" Subject: Re: seven-seas I can give ya some shit on Pooh > Mother-in-law's are a definite no-no on vacations! > argh! Jesus the thought of taking my own mother on vacation with me is scary enough, but my mother-in-law -shudder. I would rather do all kinds of things, namely and in no real order Have my eyes raked out by a little kitten Be sodomized w/ a baseball bat covered in sand-paper be forced to watch Traffic again Eat Falafel and lastly Take my father-in-law on vacation with me SO I lied about the whole lurking thing, sue me. ;-) Red I've only been subscribe now for oooh about 18 hours or so give or take. n8 - ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- - ----------- Oh God said to Abraham, "Kill me a son" Abe says, "Man, you must be puttin' me on" God say, "No." Abe say, "What?" God say, "You can do what you want Abe, but The next time you see me comin' you better run" Well Abe says, "Where do you want this killin' done?" God says, "Out on Highway 61." Bob Dylan -"Highway 61 Revisited"- - ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- - -------------------- =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= New Choices! *seven-seas or seven-seas-moderated Questions? mailto:owner-seven-seas@smoe.org =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 27 May 2002 08:35:19 -0400 From: Red Subject: Re: seven-seas I can give ya some shit on Pooh At 01:22 PM 5/27/02 +0100, you wrote: >Don't suppose the two muvvars were still on board perchance? How you know there wuz 2, Jonny?? ;-) hhmmmm..... hehee Red =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= New Choices! *seven-seas or seven-seas-moderated Questions? mailto:owner-seven-seas@smoe.org =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 27 May 2002 08:41:02 -0400 From: Red Subject: Re: seven-seas I can give ya some shit on Pooh At 08:31 AM 5/27/02 -0400, you wrote: > >SO I lied about the whole lurking thing, sue me. ;-) Yep....he's definitely gonna fit in!! ;-);-) Off to work now! Later! Red =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= New Choices! *seven-seas or seven-seas-moderated Questions? mailto:owner-seven-seas@smoe.org =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 27 May 2002 14:03:16 +0100 From: "jon@ikoo" Subject: Re: seven-seas I can give ya some shit on Pooh > > Some fuckahhhhh fucking stole it and fucking torched it so it's fucked Insurance job? =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= New Choices! *seven-seas or seven-seas-moderated Questions? mailto:owner-seven-seas@smoe.org =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 27 May 2002 14:02:42 +0100 From: "jon@ikoo" Subject: Re: seven-seas I can give ya some shit on Pooh > >Don't suppose the two muvvars were still on board perchance? > > How you know there wuz 2, Jonny?? ;-) > hhmmmm..... I'm assuming (unless, by some freak of nature, an alternative scenario ensues) that Mr. Ken and Mrs. Ken have one a piece. =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= New Choices! *seven-seas or seven-seas-moderated Questions? mailto:owner-seven-seas@smoe.org =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 27 May 2002 09:20:14 -0400 From: "Nate V" Subject: Re: seven-seas I can give ya some shit on Pooh > Don't suppose the two muvvars were still on board perchance? Pardon my ignorance but what are/is the two muvvars? n8 =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= New Choices! *seven-seas or seven-seas-moderated Questions? mailto:owner-seven-seas@smoe.org =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 27 May 2002 16:39:54 +0100 From: "K.P.Jacques" Subject: Re: seven-seas I can give ya some shit on Pooh Ok here goes - Muthahs not on board car during blaze...they on board other car blazing. I have now found my car and would question the police description of 'It's only burnt on the inside' It is the most paintburntoffrustingmeltednoglassnonothingimsodepresseditwasmylovelycarwitha lovelycdplayerandpersonalisedplates car ever. Hey Nate fucking good to see ya jumped on. For your info watch out for a freaky bloke goes by the name (Bruce, BP). Very strange he has a tendancy to ask questions like "What farming implements do you find attractive?" and "Is your barn comfy?" The 'Helliday' tracks were Woke Up This Morning (Alabama3) It Was A Very Good Year (Francis Albert.....) Lets Get Alittle Conversation Going (Elvis Aaron..........) Lessons Learned From Rocky I To Rocky III (Cornershop) Weapon Of Choice (Fatboy Slim) Cutter (U No Who) Book Making History (Stephen Fry) The tracks which best describe I shall think about and come back to ya on it. Nate says "be forced to watch Traffic again" is a bad thing........you didn't enjoy the woodeness of Zeta and Douglas? Good on ya!!!! "Be sodomized w/ a baseball bat covered in sand-paper" u will remember I mentioned Bruce, well................;-) and with regards to " No malicious, nefarious, gloating or bad feelings intended ... Indeed no explaination for my reaction I can fathom at all, but I couldn't help bursting into spontaneous laughter at this point. Result: my tea is randomly sprayed down the front of my shirt like one of those weird-arse psycho-test images they insert at the advert break during Frasier." So you think it's funny huh?? When you say tea.....do you mean the drink or something a little more substantial such as Bread and cake etc oh go on tell us it's contents. =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= New Choices! *seven-seas or seven-seas-moderated Questions? mailto:owner-seven-seas@smoe.org =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 27 May 2002 12:33:40 -0400 From: "Nate V" Subject: Re: seven-seas I can give ya some shit on Pooh > Hey Nate fucking good to see ya jumped on. For your info watch out for a > freaky bloke goes by the name (Bruce, BP). Very strange he has a tendancy to > ask questions like "What farming implements do you find attractive?" and "Is > your barn comfy?" Thanks for the head's up Well I might as well take of this now then I find tractors attractive there is something about the smell of a diesel tractor firing up that just gets my....... um corn stalks growing..... as for my Barn I tell you this now Mr. Bruce you stay the hell away from barn esp my chickens..... I've heard about you comfy barn people..... and lets just say I have found all the enlightenment I need for one life time so I'm not gonna buy your book 40 ways "to take" a chicken and gain a cleaner soul. Oh thank you very much I have had enough soul cleaning and well my chickens do not need to be taken any where. You gotta watch out for these comfy barn people they are kind of like the scientologists sure it sounds like it would be fun to take the test and next thing you know your high and locked in one of their secret chambers...... er um.... yeah ..... um ..... -looks at empty wrist- I got a thing..... n8 - ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- - ----------- Oh God said to Abraham, "Kill me a son" Abe says, "Man, you must be puttin' me on" God say, "No." Abe say, "What?" God say, "You can do what you want Abe, but The next time you see me comin' you better run" Well Abe says, "Where do you want this killin' done?" God says, "Out on Highway 61." Bob Dylan -"Highway 61 Revisited"- - ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- - -------------------- =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= New Choices! *seven-seas or seven-seas-moderated Questions? mailto:owner-seven-seas@smoe.org =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 27 May 2002 12:35:40 -0400 From: "Nate V" Subject: Re: seven-seas Hi Hi back to you looloo Got ya last HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA n8 =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= New Choices! *seven-seas or seven-seas-moderated Questions? mailto:owner-seven-seas@smoe.org =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 27 May 2002 13:39:54 -0400 From: Red Subject: Re: seven-seas I can give ya some shit on Pooh At 02:02 PM 5/27/02 +0100, you wrote: > >I'm assuming (unless, by some freak of nature, an alternative scenario >ensues) that Mr. Ken and Mrs. Ken have one a piece. Oh my god....that's hilarious..... I was thinking you were talking about the muvvahs dat stole it!! :-D HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA HAHAHHAA HAHAHHAHAA Doh! Red =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= New Choices! *seven-seas or seven-seas-moderated Questions? mailto:owner-seven-seas@smoe.org =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 27 May 2002 13:47:06 -0400 From: Red Subject: Re: seven-seas I can give ya some shit on Pooh Oh my.......methinks N8 is as cRaZy as bp and KP!!!!! ;-) Red =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= New Choices! *seven-seas or seven-seas-moderated Questions? mailto:owner-seven-seas@smoe.org =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 27 May 2002 23:36:04 +0100 From: "Mark Reaney" Subject: Re: seven-seas - - Bunnymen at Cream - - yeah it was a good gig. I went back into the hall after saying goodbye to Barry and found myself standing next to Lorraine, who was there with Mimi. She told me Candy, who`s now 15, had been revising and wasn`t interested in going to the show! She missed a rousing if a little predictable Bunnymen set. Lorraine thought the band were on great form. Mark - ----- Original Message ----- From: Barry Whiting To: Seven-Seas Sent: Saturday, May 25, 2002 8:47 PM Subject: seven-seas - - Bunnymen at Cream - - > I'm in a hurry so... > > > Shack didn't show which was a big disappointment. > > > The Coral were fantastic - a lot of folk were there to see them - their star > is definitely in the ascendancy. And they covered The Teardrop's 'Reward' -- I > mean, that's pretty fucking cheeky. > > > Only saw about 30 mins of The Bunnymen. They were (merely) great but I do > think they're in desperate need of a shake-up in the set-list. Nothing new, > unfortunately, unless you count a ropey run through of 'Rust'. Will managed to > kill his guitar during 'Rescue' -- pretty funny to see him handing it to a > bemused roadie with a nonchalant look of "...that's fucked, I best have > another..." Some of you might be amused to hear Mac was berating the audience > for not speaking clearly enough. > > > Great to see Mark Reaney too, The Squirrel's [(c) C Adams] toppermost TV > celebrity. > > > -- > Barry Whiting > barry@urquell.freeserve.co.uk > > > > =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= > New Choices! > *seven-seas or seven-seas-moderated > Questions? > mailto:owner-seven-seas@smoe.org > > =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= New Choices! *seven-seas or seven-seas-moderated Questions? mailto:owner-seven-seas@smoe.org =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 27 May 2002 20:08:40 -0500 (CDT) From: amyr@jump.net (Amy Rupp) Subject: Re: seven-seas - - Bunnymen at Cream - - > She told me Candy, who`s now 15, had been revising and wasn`t interested in > going to the show! She missed a rousing if a little predictable Bunnymen > set. Lorraine thought the band were on great form. How cute! :-) do the girls look like Mac or Lorraine? - --Amy =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= New Choices! *seven-seas or seven-seas-moderated Questions? mailto:owner-seven-seas@smoe.org =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 28 May 2002 07:28:08 +0100 From: "looloo" Subject: RE: seven-seas I can give ya some shit on Pooh - -----Original Message----- From: owner-seven-seas@smoe.org [mailto:owner-seven-seas@smoe.org]On Behalf Of Nate V Sent: 27 May 2002 17:34 To: seven-seas@smoe.org Subject: Re: seven-seas I can give ya some shit on Pooh > I find tractors attractive there is something about the smell of a diesel tractor firing up that just gets my....... um corn stalks growing..... ..............Talking of smells - anyone out there really like the smell of WD40 (or is it only me) ??? (for some strange reason it reminds me of holidays ;-)) looloo =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= New Choices! *seven-seas or seven-seas-moderated Questions? mailto:owner-seven-seas@smoe.org =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 28 May 2002 07:28:13 +0100 From: "looloo" Subject: RE: seven-seas Hi At least you bothered :-) Looloo (& I "only lurked" for AGES & Ages) - -----Original Message----- From: owner-seven-seas@smoe.org [mailto:owner-seven-seas@smoe.org]On Behalf Of Nate V Sent: 27 May 2002 17:36 To: seven-seas@smoe.org Subject: Re: seven-seas Hi Hi back to you looloo Got ya last HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA n8 =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= New Choices! *seven-seas or seven-seas-moderated Questions? mailto:owner-seven-seas@smoe.org =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= New Choices! *seven-seas or seven-seas-moderated Questions? mailto:owner-seven-seas@smoe.org =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 28 May 2002 09:05:27 +0100 From: "jon@ikoo" Subject: Re: seven-seas I can give ya some shit on Pooh > ..............Talking of smells - anyone out there really like the smell of > WD40 (or is it only me) ??? (for some strange reason it reminds me of > holidays ;-)) Kev taking you to the oil rig again this year? =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= New Choices! *seven-seas or seven-seas-moderated Questions? mailto:owner-seven-seas@smoe.org =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= ------------------------------ End of seven-seas-digest V7 #220 ******************************** ======================================================================== Please send any questions or comments about the list to seven-seas-owner@smoe.org