From: owner-seven-seas-digest@smoe.org (seven-seas-digest) To: seven-seas-digest@smoe.org Subject: seven-seas-digest V5 #394 Reply-To: seven-seas@smoe.org Sender: owner-seven-seas-digest@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-seven-seas-digest@smoe.org Precedence: bulk seven-seas-digest Thursday, November 23 2000 Volume 05 : Number 394 Ye Olde Seven-Seas Digest and Gazzette Re: seven-seas Re: no ostrich! ["Paul M." ] seven-seas all is quiet out here! ["Paul M." ] Re: seven-seas all is quiet out here! ["Prince of Happiness" ] Re: seven-seas all is quiet out here! [redhead ] Re: seven-seas all is quiet out here! ["Prince of Happiness" ] Re: seven-seas all is quiet out here! [redhead ] Re: seven-seas all is quiet out here! ["Paul M." ] RE: seven-seas all is quiet out here! [redhead ] Re: seven-seas all is quiet out here! [redhead ] Re: seven-seas Psst... [redhead ] Re: seven-seas all is quiet out here! ["Prince of Happiness" ] Re: seven-seas Psst... [redhead ] seven-seas Redneck country [redhead ] seven-seas re: Lockouts ["MCH" ] seven-seas RED ["Ivan Smith" ] RE: seven-seas RED ["Quiroga, Manuel" ] Re: seven-seas re: Lockouts [redhead ] Re: seven-seas RED [redhead ] RE: seven-seas RED [redhead ] RE: seven-seas RED ["Prince of Happiness" ] RE: seven-seas RED ["Quiroga, Manuel" ] RE: seven-seas RED ["Prince of Happiness" ] Re: seven-seas RED and boring Thankgiv story [Galaimpter@aol.com] Re: seven-seas Redneck country [Galaimpter@aol.com] To unsubscribe, mail majordomo@smoe.org with the command: unsubscribe seven-seas-digest [Unsubscribe seven-seas by itself won't work b/c you are subbed to the digest, which is a separate list known as seven-seas-digest] ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Wed, 22 Nov 2000 10:25:52 -0000 From: "Paul M." Subject: Re: seven-seas Re: no ostrich! you were serious about that? From: "Fielding Mellish" To: Subject: seven-seas Re: no ostrich! Date sent: Tue, 21 Nov 2000 13:49:07 -0500 Send reply to: seven-seas@smoe.org > ok then so who's where's that nude pic of Patti Smiff? > > > > ----- > To unsub, mail majordomo@smoe.org with the message: > unsubscribe seven-seas > or unsubscribe seven-seas-digest to get off the digest > > Carnahan '00--finally objective proof that the best politician is a > deceased one. - ----- To unsub, mail majordomo@smoe.org with the message: unsubscribe seven-seas or unsubscribe seven-seas-digest to get off the digest Carnahan '00--finally objective proof that the best politician is a deceased one. ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 22 Nov 2000 15:17:28 -0000 From: "Paul M." Subject: seven-seas all is quiet out here! it was so busy around this time yesterday. - ----- To unsub, mail majordomo@smoe.org with the message: unsubscribe seven-seas or unsubscribe seven-seas-digest to get off the digest Carnahan '00--finally objective proof that the best politician is a deceased one. ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 22 Nov 2000 09:46:30 -0600 From: "Prince of Happiness" Subject: Re: seven-seas all is quiet out here! >it was so busy around this time yesterday. I know. Eerie isn't it? Ok, I noticed your email addy. The Human League, Clock DVA, Heaven 17, The BEF, Cabaret Voltaire, Pulp, Def Leppard, and the Full Monty. What's up with Sheffield? The Prince of Happiness "Oh she deals in witchcraft, one kiss and I'm zapped, so how can Heaven hold a place for me? When a girl like you cast a spell on me?"-Space "Female of the Species" http://princeofhappines.tripod.com/thepageofhappines.html _____________________________________________________________________________________ Get more from the Web. FREE MSN Explorer download : http://explorer.msn.com - ----- To unsub, mail majordomo@smoe.org with the message: unsubscribe seven-seas or unsubscribe seven-seas-digest to get off the digest Carnahan '00--finally objective proof that the best politician is a deceased one. ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 22 Nov 2000 11:18:41 -0500 From: redhead Subject: Re: seven-seas all is quiet out here! At 03:17 PM 11/22/2000 -0000, you wrote: >it was so busy around this time yesterday. That's because I was still home...but...today... ...the day I was *supposed* to sleep in...I decided to get up at 6:30 so I could get to the grocery store by 7:30 - ish to buy all my groceries for Thanksgiving...to beat the crowd. (I never feel like shopping after spending the whole day there...I just wanna get the hell outta that place when my shift is over!) Our store is the nicest one in the area and the only one in that town period. (Not the town I live in, one down the road a ways.) so the lines are really awful and the day before a holiday is the worst time to shop. Well, as tired as I was...I dragged myself outta bed this morning, and just when I thought everything was going great and according to my plan...guess what? I put the last bag of groceries in my van and was going to return the cart and I made sure the door was UNlocked (as I have a bad habit of locking my keys in)...and it WAS...so I put my purse in the van and shut the side door and GUESS WHAT????? When I shut the damn door.....the locks on the front doors LOCKED!!!!! So there I am...locked out of my van..and it's like 20 degrees outside and I'm way underdressed for that kind of weather. All my groceries are in the van and my purse and keys are laying right on the front seat! Just fucking great!!! And by that time my hubby was on his way to work, and since they sent him half way across the damn state today...it's not like I can just call him up and say..."hey honey, will you bring me my keys over!" OH! I *DO* have one of those magnetic spare key holders under my van....but the other day I was running late for work and couldn't find my car keys, so I used that one and forgot to put it back away! Until YESTERDAY (of course) it laid right here on the PC desk. Not a good day for me. I've got 7 bags of groceries in my van and I was supposed to make lasagna for dinner...and a cheesecake (from scratch, the real yummy kind!!) for Thanksgiving dinner tomorrow...all my food is in my van... I can't get it out till my hubby gets home from work SOME TIME tonight! arrggghhh!!! We already tried using a coat hanger that I got from Walmart which is right next door to where my van is. Some lady was nice enough to give me a ride home. I can't find one single person that owns one of those Slim Jim lock picker thingys. Never a damn criminal around when you need one!!! Red - ----- To unsub, mail majordomo@smoe.org with the message: unsubscribe seven-seas or unsubscribe seven-seas-digest to get off the digest Carnahan '00--finally objective proof that the best politician is a deceased one. ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 22 Nov 2000 11:21:51 -0500 From: redhead Subject: Re: seven-seas all is quiet out here! At 09:46 AM 11/22/2000 -0600, you wrote: >>it was so busy around this time yesterday. > I know. Eerie isn't it? Oh goody...the Scrawny Prince of Paleness has de-lurked! Shouldn't be too quiet now, Paul. ;-) Red - ----- To unsub, mail majordomo@smoe.org with the message: unsubscribe seven-seas or unsubscribe seven-seas-digest to get off the digest Carnahan '00--finally objective proof that the best politician is a deceased one. ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 22 Nov 2000 10:30:11 -0600 From: "Prince of Happiness" Subject: Re: seven-seas all is quiet out here! > Oh goody...the Scrawny Prince of Paleness has de-lurked! > Shouldn't be too quiet now, Paul. ;-) Eek! I've been spotted! *runs away* The Prince of Happiness "Oh she deals in witchcraft, one kiss and I'm zapped, so how can Heaven hold a place for me? When a girl like you cast a spell on me?"-Space "Female of the Species" http://princeofhappines.tripod.com/thepageofhappines.html _____________________________________________________________________________________ Get more from the Web. FREE MSN Explorer download : http://explorer.msn.com - ----- To unsub, mail majordomo@smoe.org with the message: unsubscribe seven-seas or unsubscribe seven-seas-digest to get off the digest Carnahan '00--finally objective proof that the best politician is a deceased one. ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 22 Nov 2000 16:31:22 -0000 From: "Paul M." Subject: Re: seven-seas all is quiet out here! IS IT WORTH BREAKING THE WINDOW? PEOPLE AT GARAGES USUALLY KNOW WHAT TO DO IN SUCH A SITUATION. Date sent: Wed, 22 Nov 2000 11:18:41 -0500 To: seven-seas@smoe.org From: redhead Subject: Re: seven-seas all is quiet out here! Send reply to: seven-seas@smoe.org > At 03:17 PM 11/22/2000 -0000, you wrote: > > >it was so busy around this time yesterday. > > That's because I was still home...but...today... > ...the day I was *supposed* to sleep in...I decided to get > up at 6:30 so I could get to the grocery store by 7:30 - ish to > buy all my groceries for Thanksgiving...to beat the crowd. (I never > feel like shopping after spending the whole day there...I just wanna > get the hell outta that place when my shift is over!) Our store is > the nicest one in the area and the only one in that town period. (Not > the town I live in, one down the road a ways.) so the lines are really > awful and the day before a holiday is the worst time to shop. Well, > as tired as I was...I dragged myself outta bed this morning, and > just when I thought everything was going great and according to my > plan...guess what? I put the last bag of groceries in my van and was > going to return the cart and I made sure the door was UNlocked (as I > have a bad habit of locking my keys in)...and it WAS...so I put my > purse in the van and shut the side door and GUESS WHAT????? When I > shut the damn door.....the locks on the front doors LOCKED!!!!! > So there I am...locked out of my van..and it's like 20 degrees outside > and I'm way underdressed for that kind of weather. All my groceries are > in the van and my purse and keys are laying right on the front seat! > Just fucking great!!! And by that time my hubby was on his way to work, > and since they sent him half way across the damn state today...it's not > like I can just call him up and say..."hey honey, will you bring me my > keys over!" OH! I *DO* have one of those magnetic spare key holders under > my van....but the other day I was running late for work and couldn't > find my car keys, so I used that one and forgot to put it back away! > Until YESTERDAY (of course) it laid right here on the PC desk. Not a > good day for me. I've got 7 bags of groceries in my van and I was supposed > to make lasagna for dinner...and a cheesecake (from scratch, the real > yummy kind!!) for Thanksgiving dinner tomorrow...all my food is in my van... > I can't get it out till my hubby gets home from work SOME TIME tonight! > arrggghhh!!! We already tried using a coat hanger that I got from Walmart > which is right next door to where my van is. Some lady was nice enough to > give me a ride home. I can't find one single person that owns one of those > Slim Jim lock picker thingys. Never a damn criminal around when you need > one!!! > > Red > > > > ----- > To unsub, mail majordomo@smoe.org with the message: > unsubscribe seven-seas > or unsubscribe seven-seas-digest to get off the digest > > Carnahan '00--finally objective proof that the best politician is a > deceased one. - ----- To unsub, mail majordomo@smoe.org with the message: unsubscribe seven-seas or unsubscribe seven-seas-digest to get off the digest Carnahan '00--finally objective proof that the best politician is a deceased one. ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 22 Nov 2000 16:35:37 0000 From: "Natalie Trainor" Subject: RE: seven-seas all is quiet out here! WAAAAAAAAAA COOOOEEEEEEE BOO! tut I have a peak in and no-one is around around around oooo echo echo echo.... Oh well back to the Rail on on on Nat Nat Nat xxxxxxx - ----- Original Message ----- From: "Paul M." To: seven-seas@smoe.org Sent: Wed, 22 Nov 2000 15:17:28 -0000 Subject: seven-seas all is quiet out here! > it was so busy around this time yesterday. > > > > ----- > To unsub, mail majordomo@smoe.org with the message: > unsubscribe seven-seas > or unsubscribe seven-seas-digest to get off the digest > > Carnahan '00--finally objective proof that the best politician is a > deceased one. > > Free email addresses helping endangered species every time you write http://www.purpleturtle.com - ----- To unsub, mail majordomo@smoe.org with the message: unsubscribe seven-seas or unsubscribe seven-seas-digest to get off the digest Carnahan '00--finally objective proof that the best politician is a deceased one. ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 22 Nov 2000 16:25:36 -0000 From: "Rajesh Patel" Subject: seven-seas OT: Waterboys (New Year London Dates) Waterboys Tue 30-Jan-2001 London The Scala - Kings Cross 19:30 - ----- To unsub, mail majordomo@smoe.org with the message: unsubscribe seven-seas or unsubscribe seven-seas-digest to get off the digest Carnahan '00--finally objective proof that the best politician is a deceased one. ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 22 Nov 2000 16:42:40 -0000 From: "Paul M." Subject: Re: seven-seas all is quiet out here! these were supposed to be two separate suggestions. From: "Paul M." To: seven-seas@smoe.org Date sent: Wed, 22 Nov 2000 16:31:22 -0000 Subject: Re: seven-seas all is quiet out here! Send reply to: seven-seas@smoe.org > IS IT WORTH BREAKING THE WINDOW? > > PEOPLE AT GARAGES USUALLY KNOW WHAT TO DO IN > SUCH A SITUATION. > > Date sent: Wed, 22 Nov 2000 11:18:41 -0500 > To: seven-seas@smoe.org > From: redhead > Subject: Re: seven-seas all is quiet out here! > Send reply to: seven-seas@smoe.org > > > At 03:17 PM 11/22/2000 -0000, you wrote: > > > > >it was so busy around this time yesterday. > > > > That's because I was still home...but...today... > > ...the day I was *supposed* to sleep in...I decided to get > > up at 6:30 so I could get to the grocery store by 7:30 - ish to > > buy all my groceries for Thanksgiving...to beat the crowd. (I never > > feel like shopping after spending the whole day there...I just wanna > > get the hell outta that place when my shift is over!) Our store is > > the nicest one in the area and the only one in that town period. (Not > > the town I live in, one down the road a ways.) so the lines are really > > awful and the day before a holiday is the worst time to shop. Well, > > as tired as I was...I dragged myself outta bed this morning, and > > just when I thought everything was going great and according to my > > plan...guess what? I put the last bag of groceries in my van and was > > going to return the cart and I made sure the door was UNlocked (as I > > have a bad habit of locking my keys in)...and it WAS...so I put my > > purse in the van and shut the side door and GUESS WHAT????? When I > > shut the damn door.....the locks on the front doors LOCKED!!!!! > > So there I am...locked out of my van..and it's like 20 degrees outside > > and I'm way underdressed for that kind of weather. All my groceries are > > in the van and my purse and keys are laying right on the front seat! > > Just fucking great!!! And by that time my hubby was on his way to work, > > and since they sent him half way across the damn state today...it's not > > like I can just call him up and say..."hey honey, will you bring me my > > keys over!" OH! I *DO* have one of those magnetic spare key holders under > > my van....but the other day I was running late for work and couldn't > > find my car keys, so I used that one and forgot to put it back away! > > Until YESTERDAY (of course) it laid right here on the PC desk. Not a > > good day for me. I've got 7 bags of groceries in my van and I was supposed > > to make lasagna for dinner...and a cheesecake (from scratch, the real > > yummy kind!!) for Thanksgiving dinner tomorrow...all my food is in my van... > > I can't get it out till my hubby gets home from work SOME TIME tonight! > > arrggghhh!!! We already tried using a coat hanger that I got from Walmart > > which is right next door to where my van is. Some lady was nice enough to > > give me a ride home. I can't find one single person that owns one of those > > Slim Jim lock picker thingys. Never a damn criminal around when you need > > one!!! > > > > Red > > > > > > > > ----- > > To unsub, mail majordomo@smoe.org with the message: > > unsubscribe seven-seas > > or unsubscribe seven-seas-digest to get off the digest > > > > Carnahan '00--finally objective proof that the best politician is a > > deceased one. > > > > ----- > To unsub, mail majordomo@smoe.org with the message: > unsubscribe seven-seas > or unsubscribe seven-seas-digest to get off the digest > > Carnahan '00--finally objective proof that the best politician is a > deceased one. - ----- To unsub, mail majordomo@smoe.org with the message: unsubscribe seven-seas or unsubscribe seven-seas-digest to get off the digest Carnahan '00--finally objective proof that the best politician is a deceased one. ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 22 Nov 2000 12:01:47 -0500 From: redhead Subject: Re: seven-seas all is quiet out here! At 04:31 PM 11/22/2000 -0000, you wrote: >IS IT WORTH BREAKING THE WINDOW? > >PEOPLE AT GARAGES USUALLY KNOW WHAT TO DO IN >SUCH A SITUATION. No...can't break the window...it's 20 - 30 degrees out. I do have to drive the damn thing ya know...and I'm too broke to call the gagrage. I guess I have to wait till my hubby gets home. He has another key. aargghhh! - ----- To unsub, mail majordomo@smoe.org with the message: unsubscribe seven-seas or unsubscribe seven-seas-digest to get off the digest Carnahan '00--finally objective proof that the best politician is a deceased one. ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 22 Nov 2000 12:05:04 -0500 From: redhead Subject: Re: seven-seas all is quiet out here! At 10:30 AM 11/22/2000 -0600, you wrote: >> Oh goody...the Scrawny Prince of Paleness has de-lurked! >> Shouldn't be too quiet now, Paul. ;-) > Eek! I've been spotted! *runs away* Chicken! Braaaack!!! ;-) Red - ----- To unsub, mail majordomo@smoe.org with the message: unsubscribe seven-seas or unsubscribe seven-seas-digest to get off the digest Carnahan '00--finally objective proof that the best politician is a deceased one. ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 22 Nov 2000 17:00:24 -0000 From: "Paul M." Subject: Re: seven-seas all is quiet out here! im off now folks. take care! Paul ps. that band 'elektraglide' didn't play last night. but i caught another band 'strange sky exit' who were very good. every song was great. the lead guitarist uses a 'robert smith : fascination street' effect on his guitar which just floats around the room. the lead singer/guitarist is clearly the talent, but the whole band sounded good. definitely worth a plug. anyone interested can check them out on www.strangeskyexit.co.uk be warned, the samples just don't reflect what its like live, but you'll get a reasonable impression. - ----- To unsub, mail majordomo@smoe.org with the message: unsubscribe seven-seas or unsubscribe seven-seas-digest to get off the digest Carnahan '00--finally objective proof that the best politician is a deceased one. ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 22 Nov 2000 12:32:48 -0500 From: redhead Subject: Re: seven-seas all is quiet out here! At 12:01 PM 11/22/2000 -0500, you wrote: >At 04:31 PM 11/22/2000 -0000, you wrote: > >>IS IT WORTH BREAKING THE WINDOW? >> >>PEOPLE AT GARAGES USUALLY KNOW WHAT TO DO IN >>SUCH A SITUATION. > >...and I'm too > broke to call the gagrage. gaGrage??? hahaha! Yeah, their prices do make me gag!!! hahahaha!! (I didn't do that on purpose. heehee. But it fits!) But guess what??? My son...the one who came home from college last night (and disappeared almost imediately as teenagers do) just got home, so him and his friend are gonna have another attempt at the coat hanger trick! Crossing my fingers. Prince....you didn't really run away, did ya?? :~ Red - ----- To unsub, mail majordomo@smoe.org with the message: unsubscribe seven-seas or unsubscribe seven-seas-digest to get off the digest Carnahan '00--finally objective proof that the best politician is a deceased one. ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 22 Nov 2000 12:36:38 -0500 From: redhead Subject: RE: seven-seas all is quiet out here! At 04:35 PM 11/22/2000, you wrote: >WAAAAAAAAAA COOOOEEEEEEE BOO! > >tut I have a peak in and no-one is around around around oooo echo echo echo.... > >Oh well back to the Rail on on on umm...yeah... Red - ----- To unsub, mail majordomo@smoe.org with the message: unsubscribe seven-seas or unsubscribe seven-seas-digest to get off the digest Carnahan '00--finally objective proof that the best politician is a deceased one. ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 22 Nov 2000 12:39:04 -0500 From: redhead Subject: Re: seven-seas all is quiet out here! At 11:18 AM 11/22/2000 -0500, you wrote: > >>it was so busy around this time yesterday. > >That's because I was still home... oops...I think I got the time wrong...sorry. oh well...but I woulda been around had it not been for my STUPID VAN having a mind of it's own. - ----- To unsub, mail majordomo@smoe.org with the message: unsubscribe seven-seas or unsubscribe seven-seas-digest to get off the digest Carnahan '00--finally objective proof that the best politician is a deceased one. ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 22 Nov 2000 12:43:18 -0500 From: redhead Subject: Re: seven-seas Psst... At 07:14 AM 11/22/2000 +0000, you wrote: >I always wondered why Americans said already at the end of sentences! > >M already So...you know now, right?? Hey, don't feel bad...I don't even know why we say half of what we say! ;-) Red - ----- To unsub, mail majordomo@smoe.org with the message: unsubscribe seven-seas or unsubscribe seven-seas-digest to get off the digest Carnahan '00--finally objective proof that the best politician is a deceased one. ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 22 Nov 2000 11:39:23 -0600 From: "Prince of Happiness" Subject: Re: seven-seas all is quiet out here! > Prince....you didn't really run away, did ya?? :~ *laughs* No, I'm here! The Prince of Happiness "Oh she deals in witchcraft, one kiss and I'm zapped, so how can Heaven hold a place for me? When a girl like you cast a spell on me?"-Space "Female of the Species" http://princeofhappines.tripod.com/thepageofhappines.html _____________________________________________________________________________________ Get more from the Web. FREE MSN Explorer download : http://explorer.msn.com - ----- To unsub, mail majordomo@smoe.org with the message: unsubscribe seven-seas or unsubscribe seven-seas-digest to get off the digest Carnahan '00--finally objective proof that the best politician is a deceased one. ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 22 Nov 2000 13:30:29 -0500 From: redhead Subject: Re: seven-seas all is quiet out here! At 12:32 PM 11/22/2000 -0500, you wrote: > him and his friend are gonna have another attempt at the coat > hanger trick! OH MY GOSH!!!!! Get this....my kid goes to the parking lot, finds my van...breaks in after 5 or 10 minutes in the freezing weather....and NO KEYS!!!!! But they were on the seat when I left! I swear!! So he goes in the store and asks them to call me and tell me the keys are gone....and the store manager says..."Oh, I have them." THAT JERK!!! He could've at least called me and told me he got it open!!! Geez!!!!!!!!!!!!! I have the worst luck. Red - ----- To unsub, mail majordomo@smoe.org with the message: unsubscribe seven-seas or unsubscribe seven-seas-digest to get off the digest Carnahan '00--finally objective proof that the best politician is a deceased one. ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 22 Nov 2000 13:38:49 -0500 From: redhead Subject: Re: seven-seas Psst... At 07:12 AM 11/22/2000 +0000, you wrote: >I suppose my English knowledge is a bit limited 'wot wi comin from Leeds an >that'. At least you don't live in redneck country!!! We have a bunch around here!!!! Yikes! YOU KNOW YOU'RE A REDNECK WHEN... 1. The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your spouse. 2. You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids. 3. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws. 4. You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night. 5. Jack Daniels makes your list of "Most Admired People. " 6. You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean. 7. Anyone in your family ever died right after saying, "Hey, watch this!" 8. You've got more than one brother named 'Darryl.' 9. You think that Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader. 10. Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan. 11. You go to your family reunion looking for a date. 12. Your Junior/Senior Prom had a Daycare. 13. You think the last words to The Star Spangled Banner are, "Gentlemen, start your engines." 14. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels. 15. You had to remove a toothpick for your wedding pictures. 16. The bluebook value of your truck goes up and down, depending on how much gas it has in it. 17. You have to go outside to get something out of the 'fridge. 18. One of your kids was born on a pool table. 19. Your dad walks you to school because you are both in the same grade. 20. You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos. 21. You have flowers planted in a bathroom fixture in your front yard. 22. Ya can't get married to yer sweetheart 'cause there's a law against it. 23. You dated one of your parents' current spouses in high school. 24. You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk. 25. Your school fight song is "Dueling Banjos." 26. Your toilet paper has page numbers on it. - ----- To unsub, mail majordomo@smoe.org with the message: unsubscribe seven-seas or unsubscribe seven-seas-digest to get off the digest Carnahan '00--finally objective proof that the best politician is a deceased one. ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 22 Nov 2000 13:45:09 -0500 From: redhead Subject: seven-seas Redneck country I also live in the middle of Amish country! *********************************************** Top 10 Signs Your Amish Teen Is In Trouble. 10. Sometimes stays in bed until after 6 a.m. 9. In his sock drawer, you find pictures of women without bonnets. (# 8 is for you Rich!!) ;-) 8. Shows up at barn-raisings in full KISS makeup. 7. When you criticize him, he yells, "Thou sucks!" 6. His name is Jebediah, but he goes by "Jeb Daddy." 5. Defiantly says, "If we had electricity, I'd listen to rap." 4. You come upon his secret stash of colorful socks. 3. Uses slang expression, "Talk to the hand, 'cause the beard ain't listening." 2. Police catch him doing 20mph in a buggy with flames painted on he side. And the #1 sign to worry that your Amish teen-ager is in trouble: 1. He's wearing his big black hat backwards. - ----- To unsub, mail majordomo@smoe.org with the message: unsubscribe seven-seas or unsubscribe seven-seas-digest to get off the digest Carnahan '00--finally objective proof that the best politician is a deceased one. ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 22 Nov 2000 10:51:54 -0800 From: "MCH" Subject: seven-seas re: Lockouts Survival Tips for Modern Humans 1. Always keep spare house key in car glove compartment. 2. Always keep spare car key in wallet. 3. Never go outside without either wallet, or house key, or car key. 3a. Especially not in pajamas or underwear in cold weather. 4. Never lock both wallet and car keys in car. 5. If locked out of both house and car, assume fetal position. You are experiencing natural, Darwinian selection. - ----- To unsub, mail majordomo@smoe.org with the message: unsubscribe seven-seas or unsubscribe seven-seas-digest to get off the digest Carnahan '00--finally objective proof that the best politician is a deceased one. ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 22 Nov 2000 09:56:41 -0800 From: "Ivan Smith" Subject: seven-seas RED Anyone ever notice that Diana posts about 88% of the messages on this list? get Avalanche, the new ECHO & THE BUNNYMEN mini-album @ www.gimmemusic.co.uk ____________________________________________________________ Get your own Web-Based E-mail Service at http://www.zzn.com - ----- To unsub, mail majordomo@smoe.org with the message: unsubscribe seven-seas or unsubscribe seven-seas-digest to get off the digest Carnahan '00--finally objective proof that the best politician is a deceased one. ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 22 Nov 2000 14:09:55 -0500 From: "Quiroga, Manuel" Subject: RE: seven-seas RED "Anyone ever notice that Diana posts about 88% of the messages on this list?" More than "seven seas", it's the "Red sea" ;) Nano - ----- To unsub, mail majordomo@smoe.org with the message: unsubscribe seven-seas or unsubscribe seven-seas-digest to get off the digest Carnahan '00--finally objective proof that the best politician is a deceased one. ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 22 Nov 2000 14:18:00 -0500 From: redhead Subject: Re: seven-seas re: Lockouts At 10:51 AM 11/22/2000 -0800, you wrote: > >4. Never lock both wallet and car keys in car. I really really really tried to NOT do that! :-( I purposely checked the damn car to make sure it was unlocked before I shut the door. When I slammed the side door (if I don't...the DOOR AJAR light always comes on even if the door is not ajar) the slam musta jerked the other locks into locking!!! Or something. It did happen once before, a long time ago, but my hubby didn't believe me. Red - ----- To unsub, mail majordomo@smoe.org with the message: unsubscribe seven-seas or unsubscribe seven-seas-digest to get off the digest Carnahan '00--finally objective proof that the best politician is a deceased one. ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 22 Nov 2000 14:34:59 -0500 From: redhead Subject: Re: seven-seas RED At 09:56 AM 11/22/2000 -0800, you wrote: >Anyone ever notice that Diana posts about 88% of the messages on this >list? You gotta problem with that???? Red - ----- To unsub, mail majordomo@smoe.org with the message: unsubscribe seven-seas or unsubscribe seven-seas-digest to get off the digest Carnahan '00--finally objective proof that the best politician is a deceased one. ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 22 Nov 2000 14:36:36 -0500 From: redhead Subject: RE: seven-seas RED At 02:09 PM 11/22/2000 -0500, you wrote: >"Anyone ever notice that Diana posts about 88% of the messages on this >list?" > >More than "seven seas", it's the "Red sea" ;) :~ Hey...Paul said it was too quiet...and I'm home today! so....so, sue me! Red - ----- To unsub, mail majordomo@smoe.org with the message: unsubscribe seven-seas or unsubscribe seven-seas-digest to get off the digest Carnahan '00--finally objective proof that the best politician is a deceased one. ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 22 Nov 2000 13:26:16 -0600 From: "Prince of Happiness" Subject: RE: seven-seas RED >More than "seven seas", it's the "Red sea" ;) Great, now I'm going to have images of Charlton Heston in my head, "Pharaoah, get yer damn dirty paws offa my people!" The Prince of Happiness "Oh she deals in witchcraft, one kiss and I'm zapped, so how can Heaven hold a place for me? When a girl like you cast a spell on me?"-Space "Female of the Species" http://princeofhappines.tripod.com/thepageofhappines.html _____________________________________________________________________________________ Get more from the Web. FREE MSN Explorer download : http://explorer.msn.com - ----- To unsub, mail majordomo@smoe.org with the message: unsubscribe seven-seas or unsubscribe seven-seas-digest to get off the digest Carnahan '00--finally objective proof that the best politician is a deceased one. ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 22 Nov 2000 14:53:56 -0500 From: "Quiroga, Manuel" Subject: RE: seven-seas RED "Hey...Paul said it was too quiet...and I'm home today! so....so, sue me! Red" Since you live in the middle of Amish country, would the court house be a barn? Just kidding! Nano - ----- To unsub, mail majordomo@smoe.org with the message: unsubscribe seven-seas or unsubscribe seven-seas-digest to get off the digest Carnahan '00--finally objective proof that the best politician is a deceased one. ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 22 Nov 2000 14:03:42 -0600 From: "Prince of Happiness" Subject: RE: seven-seas RED >Since you live in the middle of Amish country, would the court house be a >barn? "If it doth not fit, ye must aquit!"-Jebediah Cochran The Prince of Happiness "Oh she deals in witchcraft, one kiss and I'm zapped, so how can Heaven hold a place for me? When a girl like you cast a spell on me?"-Space "Female of the Species" http://princeofhappines.tripod.com/thepageofhappines.html _____________________________________________________________________________________ Get more from the Web. FREE MSN Explorer download : http://explorer.msn.com - ----- To unsub, mail majordomo@smoe.org with the message: unsubscribe seven-seas or unsubscribe seven-seas-digest to get off the digest Carnahan '00--finally objective proof that the best politician is a deceased one. ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 22 Nov 2000 21:55:32 EST From: Galaimpter@aol.com Subject: Re: seven-seas RED and boring Thankgiv story In a message dated 11/22/00 11:38:16 AM Pacific Standard Time, redhead@sunlink.net writes: << Hey...Paul said it was too quiet...and I'm home today! so....so, sue me! >> I wanna get a piece of this lawsuit as well As i dread trekin over to the family shindig tomorrow, I thought of a kinda boring but true thanksgiving story. An elderly person who was in my life for a while bought a turkey and stuck it on the passenger seat of his car. He became enraged when the high-tech "gizmo" (his new car) began beeping because it detected weight on the passenger seat. The trunk was full and he wasn't going to put it on the carpet so he had to buckle the turkey into the passenger seat. A quiet ride ensued BUCKLE IN THOSE TURKEYS ps thank goodness for beer "Oh it's wonderful to see you too aunt Floatilla!" aggh - ----- To unsub, mail majordomo@smoe.org with the message: unsubscribe seven-seas or unsubscribe seven-seas-digest to get off the digest Carnahan '00--finally objective proof that the best politician is a deceased one. ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 22 Nov 2000 22:01:27 EST From: Galaimpter@aol.com Subject: Re: seven-seas Redneck country In a message dated 11/22/00 10:45:24 AM Pacific Standard Time, redhead@sunlink.net writes: << (# 8 is for you Rich!!) ;-) 8. Shows up at barn-raisings in full KISS makeup. >> I think there are bigger EX- KISS freaks on here,,, you're just picking on me because I spray painted a pair of my dad's funky 70's boots(yeah even archie bunker got silly in the 70s) silver to try and look like Ace Frehley. I still remember his exasperation... "Why did you spray paint my boots?". "Well , because I think Ace looks boss" . Oh man, Nurse Ratchett where are you?! I feel like operating heavy machinery!!!!! WOOHOO let's go crawdaddin'!!!!! gobble gobble! - ----- To unsub, mail majordomo@smoe.org with the message: unsubscribe seven-seas or unsubscribe seven-seas-digest to get off the digest Carnahan '00--finally objective proof that the best politician is a deceased one. ------------------------------ End of seven-seas-digest V5 #394 ******************************** ======================================================================== Please send any questions or comments about the list to seven-seas-owner@smoe.org