From: owner-seven-seas@smoe.org (seven-seas-digest) To: seven-seas-digest@smoe.org Subject: seven-seas-digest V5 #55 Reply-To: seven-seas@smoe.org Sender: owner-seven-seas@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-seven-seas@smoe.org Precedence: bulk seven-seas-digest Saturday, March 4 2006 Volume 05 : Number 055 ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sat, 4 Mar 2006 02:50:08 -0800 (PST) From: nial bradburn Subject: Re: seven-seas-digest V5 #53 Class!!! My only question is..... who on gods own earth took the time to email this.... let alone write in the book of condolence. I'm personally glad the old b@stard is dead... Subject: seven-seas Fw: Condolences? Not intended to offend... Real excerpts from the Queen Mum's Books of Remembrance: - ---------------------------------------------------------- "When Diana died I swore I would never smile again, but eventually I did. Now the Queen Mum has gone I cannot image that I will ever smile for the rest of my life, but I will probably break that one too". A.Christie,Hendon. - ---------------------------------------------------------- "She was one of the old school, all the remaining royals are shit" J.Clement. Grantham. - ---------------------------------------------------------- "I thought she would never die, she has let us all down very badly" D.Holmes, Somerset. - ---------------------------------------------------------- "She was a trooper and she never gave up. I remember one time she was visiting a school and I asked her if she would like to make a visit to the cloakroom before she left. 'No' she replied, 'I didn't give in to the Nazis and I won't give in to the bladder'. That's how she was, a fighter, who refused to be beaten by anything. She pissed herself later though, it was sickening". B. Forrester, North Yorkshire. - ---------------------------------------------------------- "She was a marvelous woman, and a wonderful lover". L. J.Worthington, Penrith. - ---------------------------------------------------------- "I am absolutely devastated, at least we could have got the day off". S.Wilson, Bristol. - ---------------------------------------------------------- "How refreshing to be able to mourn the death of a member of the Royal family without being accused of being homosexual". J. Fletcher, High Wycombe. - ---------------------------------------------------------- "Her death should act as a warning to others who think it is cool to experiment with drugs". E. Franks, Cheshire. - ---------------------------------------------------------- "On behalf of all blacks, I send the sincerest condolences". T.Watson, Ilford. - ---------------------------------------------------------- "Perhaps if we automated her old golf buggy it could still drive around The Mall on its own and bring pleasure to the tourists". Y. Howell, Slough. - ---------------------------------------------------------- "Once again the Queen is not upset enough for my liking, the woman should have a bit more compassion. How would she feel if it was her mother?" W.Waugh, Richmond. - ---------------------------------------------------------- "It is such a loss, God has shat on our heads". K. O'Neil, Inverness. - ---------------------------------------------------------- "I am sure the Queen Mum will not let this small setback put an end to her public duties". N. Wallace, Swansea. - ---------------------------------------------------------- "I hold Princess Margaret in no small way responsible for this terrible event" E. Thompson, West Lothian. - --------------------------------------------------------- "Bomb Iraq for us Tony, its the only thing that will make us feel better" P.McGregor, Southampton. - --------------------------------------------------------- "We must do all we can, send blankets, food parcels, jumpers, anything to help these brave souls who are queuing up to walk past her coffin". R. Thompson, Bath. - --------------------------------------------------------- "I have been unable to masturbate for five days, and will not do so again until Her Majesty is buried" E. Gorman, Derbyshire. - --------------------------------------------------------- "Good God, who is next, Geri Halliwell?". R. Combes, Romford. - --------------------------------------------------------- "No matter how she felt, no matter the situation, she always wore a smile. Just like a retard" G. Hollins, East Sussex. - ---------------------------------------------------------- "I remember she came to visit us in the East End one time. She was so kind, so generous and so sweet. She whispered softly in my ear, 'You know its not true' she said, 'you don't smell of shit'. She was a wondrous person". E.Collier, London. - ---------------------------------------------------------- "Whichever way you look at it, it just is not as exciting as Diana". G.Williams, West Midlands. - ---------------------------------------------------------- "She was one of us, and by that I don't mean she perpetrated insurance fraud or lied about expense claims. She was like us in a good way. God bless you ma'am". L. Weller, Harlow. - ---------------------------------------------------------- "If only I could get my hands on that fish bone right now, you heartless bastard!" J. Hedges, Cowdenbeath. - ---------------------------------------------------------- "She had such a difficult life, always battling against adversity and misfortune. Let us hope that if there is a next time round she is given a life of privilege and comfort" T.D.Wainwright, Hastings. - --------------------------------------------------------- ===================================================================== Bunnymen Online Presence: http://www.bunnymenlist.com * http://www.bunnymen.info http://www.bunnymen.com * http://www.fotolog.net/sgtfuzz/ http://bunnymen.nexuswebs.net/ * http://www.angelfire.com/wy2/discog/ * ====================================================================== - ------------------------------ End of seven-seas-digest V5 #53 ******************************* - --------------------------------- Brings words and photos together (easily) with PhotoMail - it's free and works with Yahoo! Mail. - --------------------------------- Yahoo! Mail Bring photos to life! 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