From: owner-seven-seas@smoe.org (seven-seas-digest) To: seven-seas-digest@smoe.org Subject: seven-seas-digest V2 #826 Reply-To: seven-seas@smoe.org Sender: owner-seven-seas@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-seven-seas@smoe.org Precedence: bulk seven-seas-digest Friday, October 24 2003 Volume 02 : Number 826 ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Fri, 24 Oct 2003 08:54:07 -0700 (PDT) From: nial bradburn Subject: seven-seas O/T Poetry Hello all. I'm bored at work and decided to write this funny poem and thought I would share it with you all:- THANK GOD FOR THE WHITE MAN! By Bradburn (read it in an Asian accent please) Me come to England poor and broke Go down dole see labour bloke Fill in form ,stand around Kind white man give me plenty pound Me thank him much, then he say You come next week to get more pay Me write letter to pakistan Tell all friends come quick as can All is nicely settled down Nice big house in Oldham town Twenty families living up Twice as many living down More in garden in a tent Social Services pay the rent Six month later big bank roll Go down labour, draw more dole Wife want glasses, teeth and pills All is free get no bills Me think England Damn fine place Much too nice for white man race God bless white man big and small He pay tax to keep us all If you don't like coloured man plenty room in pakistan ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Funny eh! Love Bradburn The New Yahoo! Shopping - with improved product search ====================================== http://www.bunnymenlist.com ====================================== ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 24 Oct 2003 17:56:53 +0100 From: "My White Devil" Subject: Re: seven-seas O/T Poetry >Hello all. I'm bored at work and decided to write this funny poem >and thought I would share it with you all:- FUNNY poem?? Fucking racist poem, more like. ====================================== http://www.bunnymenlist.com ====================================== ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 24 Oct 2003 18:19:29 +0100 From: "Barry Whiting" Subject: Re: seven-seas O/T Poetry - ----- Original Message ----- From: "My White Devil" > FUNNY poem?? > > Fucking racist poem, more like. Ignore it -- a deliberate wind-up if ever I saw one. And not a particularly good effort, at that. - -- Barry Whiting barry@urquell.freeserve.co.uk ====================================== http://www.bunnymenlist.com ====================================== ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 24 Oct 2003 18:23:29 +0100 From: "My White Devil" Subject: Re: seven-seas O/T Poetry >Ignore it -- a deliberate wind-up if ever I saw one. I did think that it was a bit strange, coming from an email address I've never seen post on here before..... ====================================== http://www.bunnymenlist.com ====================================== ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 24 Oct 2003 18:36:29 +0100 From: "Barry Whiting" Subject: Re: seven-seas O/T Poetry - ----- Original Message ----- From: "My White Devil" > >Ignore it -- a deliberate wind-up if ever I saw one. > > I did think that it was a bit strange, coming from an email address > I've never seen post on here before..... Now, if he'd pitched up with the old "...WAYGTDWYL -- it's a piece of shit / a work of genius / a small Welsh village in the Rhondda...", he may have had a bit more success... - -- Barry Whiting barry@urquell.freeserve.co.uk ====================================== http://www.bunnymenlist.com ====================================== ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 24 Oct 2003 18:57:43 +0100 From: "shaz" Subject: Re: seven-seas O/T Poetry LOL welsh village - ha ha ha :-) - ----- Original Message ----- From: "Barry Whiting" To: Sent: Friday, October 24, 2003 6:36 PM Subject: Re: seven-seas O/T Poetry > ----- Original Message ----- > From: "My White Devil" > > > >Ignore it -- a deliberate wind-up if ever I saw one. > > > > I did think that it was a bit strange, coming from an email address > > I've never seen post on here before..... > > > Now, if he'd pitched up with the old "...WAYGTDWYL -- it's a piece of shit / > a work of genius / a small Welsh village in the Rhondda...", he may have had > a bit more success... > > > -- > Barry Whiting > barry@urquell.freeserve.co.uk > > > > ====================================== > http://www.bunnymenlist.com > > ====================================== ====================================== http://www.bunnymenlist.com ====================================== ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 24 Oct 2003 19:02:33 +0100 From: "My White Devil" Subject: Re: seven-seas O/T Poetry "...WAYGTDWYL -- a small Welsh village in the Rhondda..." Nah....it's got a vowel in it..... Oh, and, er....it's hardly likely to be a small Scottish village in the Rhondda.....a small village will suffice.... ;-) ;-) ====================================== http://www.bunnymenlist.com ====================================== ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 24 Oct 2003 19:20:18 +0100 From: "shaz" Subject: Re: seven-seas O/T Poetry he was just trying to help out people who don't know where Rhondda is :-p ;-) Shaz - ----- Original Message ----- From: "My White Devil" To: Sent: Friday, October 24, 2003 7:02 PM Subject: Re: seven-seas O/T Poetry > "...WAYGTDWYL -- a small Welsh village in the Rhondda..." > > Nah....it's got a vowel in it..... > > Oh, and, er....it's hardly likely to be a small Scottish village in > the Rhondda.....a small village will suffice.... ;-) ;-) > > > > ====================================== > http://www.bunnymenlist.com > > ====================================== ====================================== http://www.bunnymenlist.com ====================================== ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 24 Oct 2003 19:30:15 +0100 From: "My White Devil" Subject: Re: seven-seas O/T Poetry >he was just trying to help out people who don't know >where Rhondda is :-p ;-) But surely everyone knows that she's busy helping Brian Wilson get over his ex? ;-) ====================================== http://www.bunnymenlist.com ====================================== ------------------------------ End of seven-seas-digest V2 #826 ********************************