From: owner-seven-seas@smoe.org (seven-seas-digest) To: seven-seas-digest@smoe.org Subject: seven-seas-digest V2 #238 Reply-To: seven-seas@smoe.org Sender: owner-seven-seas@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-seven-seas@smoe.org Precedence: bulk seven-seas-digest Friday, May 2 2003 Volume 02 : Number 238 ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Fri, 02 May 2003 14:38:12 -0400 From: Rob Maher Subject: Re: seven-seas remasters > I wish we'd had a real punk crowd in high school. The metalheads > (aka "surfers" at my high school) and the country music fans (aka > "kickers") would go after it, though. (I was a surfer despite the > amusing fact that I cannot swim.) Ah, that's the difference between Texas and Southeastern Pennsylvania. Even if a high school age kid DID like Country, they certainly wouldn't admit it publicly around here. Rob ====================================== http://www.bunnymenlist.com ====================================== ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 2 May 2003 14:41:14 -0400 From: "Chris Adams" Subject: seven-seas Male/female relationships Explained (it's Friday!) FINALLY WISED UP When I was 14, I was your standard Boston dork, hoping that one day I would have a girlfriend. When I was 16, I was just as much of a dork, but somehow I got a girlfriend. Sadly, there was no passion. So I decided I needed a passionate girl. At Suffolk University I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen--cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability. When I was 21 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I drunkenly decided I needed a girl with some excitement. When I was 25 I found an exciting girl with a zest for life, but she wore me out. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and flirted with everyone she met. She made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some ambition. When I turned 26, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground. Pleased at my mature choice of partner, I let her move in with me. She was so ambitious that she left me and took a large percentage of everything I owned. I am now 34 and looking for a girl with very big tits. - --CA - ----- Forwarded by Chris Adams/Cambridge/Biogen on 05/02/2003 02:39 PM - ----- amyr@jump.net (Amy Moseley Rupp) Sent by: owner-seven-seas@smoe.org 02-May-2003 02:33 PM Please respond to seven-seas To: seven-seas@smoe.org cc: Subject: seven-seas The meaning of life explained :-) (it's Friday!) On the first day God created the cow. God said, "You must go to field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer. I will give you a life span of sixty years." The cow said, "That's a kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. Let me have twenty years and I'll give back the other forty." And God agreed. On the second day, God created the dog. God said, "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. I will give you a life span of twenty years." The dog said, "That's too long to be barking. Give me ten years and I'll give back the other ten." So God agreed (sigh). On the third day God created the monkey. God said, "Entertain people, do monkey tricks, make them laugh. I'll give you a twenty year life span." Monkey said, "How boring, monkey tricks for twenty years? I don't think so. Dog gave you back ten, so that's what I'll do too, okay?" And God agreed again. On the fourth day God created man. God said, "Eat, sleep, play, have sex, enjoy. Do nothing, just enjoy, enjoy. I'll give you twenty years." Man said, "What? Only twenty years? No way, man. Tell you what, I'll take my twenty, and the forty cow gave back, and the ten dog gave back and the ten monkey gave back. That makes eighty, okay?" "Okay," said God. "You've got a deal." So that is why for the first twenty years we eat, sleep, play, have sex, enjoy, and do nothing; for the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our family; for the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain our grandchildren; and for the last ten years we sit in front of the house and bark at everybody. Life has now been explained. ====================================== http://www.bunnymenlist.com ====================================== ====================================== http://www.bunnymenlist.com ====================================== ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 2 May 2003 14:00:00 -0500 (CDT) From: amyr@jump.net (Amy Moseley Rupp) Subject: Re: seven-seas Male/female relationships Explained (it's Friday!) > FINALLY WISED UP > > I am now 34 and looking for a girl with very big tits. I am now 35 and have been all of those girls at different stages of my life. However, I do possess what you are now looking for. So does that mean my life is looking up? :-) - --Amy, eyes wide SHUT! ====================================== http://www.bunnymenlist.com ====================================== ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 2 May 2003 15:14:50 -0400 From: "Zap" Subject: RE: seven-seas Male/female relationships Explained (it's Friday!) Woah amy.... Am I gonna have to bust out the tranquilizer darts.... You're likely to cause a stampede, with that kinda advert. - -----Original Message----- From: owner-seven-seas@smoe.org [mailto:owner-seven-seas@smoe.org] On Behalf Of Amy Moseley Rupp Sent: May 2, 2003 3:00 PM To: seven-seas@smoe.org Subject: Re: seven-seas Male/female relationships Explained (it's Friday!) > FINALLY WISED UP > > I am now 34 and looking for a girl with very big tits. I am now 35 and have been all of those girls at different stages of my life. However, I do possess what you are now looking for. So does that mean my life is looking up? :-) - --Amy, eyes wide SHUT! ====================================== http://www.bunnymenlist.com ====================================== ====================================== http://www.bunnymenlist.com ====================================== ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 02 May 2003 15:34:20 -0400 From: Red Subject: RE: seven-seas Male/female relationships Explained (it's Friday!) At 03:14 PM 5/2/03 -0400, you wrote: >You're likely to cause a stampede, with that kinda advert. again? ====================================== http://www.bunnymenlist.com ====================================== ------------------------------ End of seven-seas-digest V2 #238 ********************************