From: owner-seven-seas@smoe.org (seven-seas-digest) To: seven-seas-digest@smoe.org Subject: seven-seas-digest V2 #123 Reply-To: seven-seas@smoe.org Sender: owner-seven-seas@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-seven-seas@smoe.org Precedence: bulk seven-seas-digest Friday, April 4 2003 Volume 02 : Number 123 ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Fri, 4 Apr 2003 11:25:19 +0100 From: matt.harkness@bt.com Subject: RE: seven-seas Be Afraid................... >Girl in Bar: "You mean you've been talking to me all this time just >because you want to shag me?" >David the Boss: "Yeah, but only from behind because your breath >stinks of onions." >Girl in Bar: (slaps David) What's degenerate about that?!?! Sounds like standard practise to me!! ;-) ====================================== http://www.bunnymenlist.com ====================================== ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 4 Apr 2003 04:41:38 -0600 (CST) From: amyr@jump.net (Amy Moseley Rupp) Subject: Re: seven-seas Be Afraid................... > What's degenerate about that?!?! Sounds like standard practise to me!! ;-) Chatting up a girl only to explore her trousers, or choosing the position based upon her breath?! No wonder you lot need those 'curiously strong' breath mints! Which, BTW, sell like *hotcakes* here.... ====================================== http://www.bunnymenlist.com ====================================== ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 4 Apr 2003 11:44:43 +0100 From: matt.harkness@bt.com Subject: RE: seven-seas Be Afraid................... >No wonder you lot need those 'curiously strong' breath mints! Hey! Whaddaya mean, "you lot"???? It was the bird that had the bad breath, not the bloke!!! >Which, BTW, sell like *hotcakes* here.... Obviously American girls have bad breath..... ====================================== http://www.bunnymenlist.com ====================================== ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 4 Apr 2003 12:22:40 +0100 From: "Noose Boy" Subject: RE: seven-seas Be Afraid................... The veins of chocolate along the top of a mars bar are supposed to resemble the real thing - -----Original Message----- From: owner-seven-seas@smoe.org [mailto:owner-seven-seas@smoe.org] On Behalf Of matt.harkness@bt.com Sent: 04 April 2003 11:17 To: seven-seas@smoe.org Subject: RE: seven-seas Be Afraid................... >Yes it was the thing about Marianne Faithful (Untrue according to her >biography) She *would* say that!! ;-) um....I assume he took the wrapper off.....could be kinda painful otherwise! ====================================== http://www.bunnymenlist.com ====================================== ====================================== http://www.bunnymenlist.com ====================================== ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 4 Apr 2003 12:27:14 +0100 From: "Noose Boy" Subject: RE: seven-seas Be Afraid................... I remember reading in some blokes zine about one night stands and an interview with a girl who was describing how she's pulled this guy and taken him home. Mid doggy style she thought it a bit too fresh to be doing this way the first time so said she wanted to see his face when she came. Clever git reached across to his jeans pocket and placed his bus pass in front of her - -----Original Message----- From: owner-seven-seas@smoe.org [mailto:owner-seven-seas@smoe.org] On Behalf Of Amy Moseley Rupp Sent: 04 April 2003 11:21 To: seven-seas@smoe.org Subject: Re: seven-seas Be Afraid................... > It's what the Army girls used to insist on in the Falklands...... "Up the > arse - no babies...." > > Dear oh dear, this thread is degenerating..... ;-) It's The Office that's degenerate: Girl in Bar: "You mean you've been talking to me all this time just because you want to shag me?" David the Boss: "Yeah, but only from behind because your breath stinks of onions." Girl in Bar: (slaps David) David, too pissed to feel the slap, closes his eyes and grooves to the dance music. ====================================== http://www.bunnymenlist.com ====================================== ====================================== http://www.bunnymenlist.com ====================================== ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 4 Apr 2003 12:27:58 +0100 From: "Noose Boy" Subject: RE: seven-seas Be Afraid................... So you're a '66 kid like me? - -----Original Message----- From: owner-seven-seas@smoe.org [mailto:owner-seven-seas@smoe.org] On Behalf Of matt.harkness@bt.com Sent: 04 April 2003 11:23 To: seven-seas@smoe.org Subject: RE: seven-seas Be Afraid................... >Here ya go, birthday boy: Ssshhhh!! I don't want *everyone* to know I'm another year closer to 40!! (Still 3 to go, though!!) ====================================== http://www.bunnymenlist.com ====================================== ====================================== http://www.bunnymenlist.com ====================================== ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 4 Apr 2003 12:30:16 +0100 From: "Noose Boy" Subject: RE: seven-seas Be Afraid................... Listerine strips are the business - -----Original Message----- From: owner-seven-seas@smoe.org [mailto:owner-seven-seas@smoe.org] On Behalf Of Amy Moseley Rupp Sent: 04 April 2003 11:42 To: seven-seas@smoe.org Subject: Re: seven-seas Be Afraid................... > What's degenerate about that?!?! Sounds like standard practise to me!! ;-) Chatting up a girl only to explore her trousers, or choosing the position based upon her breath?! No wonder you lot need those 'curiously strong' breath mints! Which, BTW, sell like *hotcakes* here.... ====================================== http://www.bunnymenlist.com ====================================== ====================================== http://www.bunnymenlist.com ====================================== ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 4 Apr 2003 07:10:54 -0500 From: "Zap" Subject: RE: seven-seas Re: french bastards Regardless of what anyone thinks of france as a country right now (or what they think of us) jean rene, is one of the best guys around! He's also one of the most knowledgeable fans from the fixion era, I've ever met! (well... Via email) - -----Original Message----- From: owner-seven-seas@smoe.org [mailto:owner-seven-seas@smoe.org] On Behalf Of Jean-Rene Nolf Sent: April 4, 2003 12:10 AM To: seven-seas@smoe.org Subject: seven-seas Re: french bastards Matt & Amy, thank you. I was hurted by the words "the french bastards", and I'm glad you both agree bastards can be from any country. J-R - ----- Original Message ----- > From: amyr@jump.net (Amy Moseley Rupp) > Subject: Re: seven-seas Re: french bastards > I'm willing to agree it could have been someone from any country, but > on the other hand, please don't use the "baby-killer" argument. There > are lots of us here who didn't want to go to war -- if you remember, I > urged everyone to speak out against it. In my city, where George Bush > was governor, people lie down in front of cars to stop traffic, and > hold parades every day and the police are forced to block traffic for > each day's parade of protesters. > > - --Amy ====================================== http://www.bunnymenlist.com ====================================== ====================================== http://www.bunnymenlist.com ====================================== ------------------------------ End of seven-seas-digest V2 #123 ********************************