From: owner-seven-seas@smoe.org (seven-seas-digest) To: seven-seas-digest@smoe.org Subject: seven-seas-digest V2 #53 Reply-To: seven-seas@smoe.org Sender: owner-seven-seas@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-seven-seas@smoe.org Precedence: bulk seven-seas-digest Tuesday, February 25 2003 Volume 02 : Number 053 ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Mon, 24 Feb 2003 14:08:48 EST From: Iangeannapeter@aol.com Subject: Re: seven-seas Hey....... Top joke. Any more?? Ta The Reverend Ian Presley ====================================== http://www.bunnymenlist.com ====================================== ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 24 Feb 2003 14:23:29 -0500 From: Jeff Birgbauer Subject: seven-seas ebay. ; lowered prices new lower prices on echo stuff that didn't sell http://cgi6.ebay.com/ws/ eBayISAPI.dll?ViewSellersOtherItems&include=0&userid=mermaids_on_mars&so rt=3&rows=25&since=-1 thanks Jeff ebay: mermaids_on_mars ====================================== http://www.bunnymenlist.com ====================================== ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 24 Feb 2003 14:25:06 -0500 From: "Chris Adams" Subject: Re: seven-seas Hey....... A ditzy blonde is driving down the L.A. freeway. Her cel phone rings. It's her boyfriend on the other line. "Honey," he says, a tone of urgency in his voice, "be careful out there. I just heard on the radio news that there's a car driving down the wrong side of the freeway." "One?" says the blonde, "There are HUNDREDSof them!" - --Chris A. Iangeannapeter@aol.com Sent by: owner-seven-seas@smoe.org 24-Feb-2003 02:08 PM Please respond to seven-seas To: seven-seas@smoe.org cc: Subject: Re: seven-seas Hey....... Top joke. Any more?? Ta The Reverend Ian Presley ====================================== http://www.bunnymenlist.com ====================================== ====================================== http://www.bunnymenlist.com ====================================== ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 24 Feb 2003 22:50:26 -0000 From: "Barry Whiting" Subject: seven-seas O/T joke Whilst we're at it, a footie related one : Q: What separates Liverpool Football Club from Greatness ? A: Charlton Athletic..... - -- Barry ;-) (....a copy of the league table may help if you don't get it) - -- Barry Whiting barry@urquell.freeserve.co.uk ====================================== http://www.bunnymenlist.com ====================================== ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 24 Feb 2003 19:58:56 -0500 From: Red Subject: Re: seven-seas Hey....... > >> HOW BLONDE WAS SHE?? > >> She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde... > >> She sent a fax with a stamp on it. > >> She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order. > >> She sold the car for gas money. > >> She thought if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless. > >> She thought she could only use her AM radio in the morning. > >> She had a shirt that said "TGIF," which she thought stood > >> for "This Goes In Front" ====================================== http://www.bunnymenlist.com ====================================== ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 25 Feb 2003 09:07:16 -0000 From: "Noose Boy" Subject: RE: seven-seas Hey....... A blonde went into a world wide message centre to send a message to her mother overseas. When the man told her it would cost $300, she exclaimed: "But I don't have any money. But I'd do ANYTHING to get a message to my mother". The man arched an eyebrow (as we would expect) "Anything?" he asked. "Yes, yes, anything" the blonde promised. "Well then, just follow me" said the man as he walked towards the next room. The blonde did as she was told and followed the man. "Come in and close the door" the man said. She did. He then said "Now get on your knees". She did. "Now take down my zipper". She did. "Now go ahead ... take it out ...." he said. She reached in and grabbed it with both hands ... then paused. The man closed his eyes and whispered "Well... go ahead". The blonde slowly brought her mouth closer to it......and while holding it close to her lips, tentatively said........... "Hello, mum can you hear me?" [demime 0.97c removed an attachment of type application/ms-tnef which had a name of winmail.dat] ====================================== http://www.bunnymenlist.com ====================================== ------------------------------ End of seven-seas-digest V2 #53 *******************************