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seven-seas-digest      Wednesday, August 28 2002      Volume 01 : Number 109




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Date: Tue, 27 Aug 2002 21:56:02 -0500 (CDT)
From: amyr@jump.net (Amy Moseley Rupp)
Subject: Re: seven-seas OT x 100   crumble a cork in it

> so i met my cosmic mate a few months ago... and we're locked in for life
> 
> and started crankin' that puppy like a motha, then CRACK.  the top splits 
> open and i have to get the whole bottle into the trash with crooked corkscrew 
> wedged into it before the dam bursts. i didnt notice the chards of glass on 
> my kitchen floor.. a few of which are still deposited in my right foot.

> in a while and have none here. BUT i have a few pairs of an ex-girlfriends 
> pantys in a drawer ( not a fetish or anything,,, she just left 'em).  So then 
> it's straining time... pour the wine through the Frederick's strainer--  yeah 
> i happened to use her white ones too, which is really a pretty fuckin sight 
> with red stains and cork crumblies
> 
> i think it's time to buy the screw off cap variety for this screw up

Ummmmmmmmmmm.......

What does your cosmic mate think of your ex-girlfriend's panties lying about?

Did you ever get the glass out of your foot, or did the bottle of aged
wine just make you not care?

Did the bottle in the dustbin eventually explode?

Pantyhose do indeed make an incredible strainer as well as the
perfect storage medium for spring flower bulbs.  I just hope
the underwear were clean.

They also sell wine in boxes for those who can't screw.

If you marry said cosmic mate, put a fucking industrial strength
corkscrew on your wedding registry!

- --Amy

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Amy Moseley
amyr@jump.net
Austin, Texas, USA



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