From: owner-rockford-files-digest@smoe.org (The Rockford Files) To: rockford-files-digest@smoe.org Subject: The Rockford Files V2 #299 Reply-To: rockford-files@smoe.org Sender: owner-rockford-files-digest@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-rockford-files-digest@smoe.org Precedence: bulk The Rockford Files Sunday, November 21 1999 Volume 02 : Number 299 Today's Fjordian Filings: -------------------------------------- is this thing on? ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sat, 20 Nov 1999 03:35:29 -0500 From: Jessica Brandt Subject: is this thing on? Hmm so maybe it's time to get really drunk and tell everyone how i really feel. holdon, brb. Okay. I never liked you guys. you all suck. you're stuck on yourselves and think you're the queen bees of Ben Folds Five and think you're superior to the MA but i mean it's easier to be an elite group when there's only, like, 100 as opposed to 1300, eh? and who do you think you are that everyone wants to hear about your goddawful boring lives? Hey, you can't get girls because you spend too much freakin' time obsessing over a band! hello! girls probably think you're gay because you can name fifteen different outfits robert has worn on stage, and cry every time you touch ben folds after a show. Maybe it's time you got some real friends. Sure, it's nice to talk about a band you love with others who love the same band, but is it necessary to ostracize others who don't like the band? and why do we have to know what CDs are in your changer or what songs are on your show or what your favorite concerts are? if your life is so interesting, make a goddamn website. oh you have a website? that's nice that there's 1000 BFF websites with the same content, and everyone's selling a bootleg cd. how thoughtful. why not try to make a GOOD one for once? do we have to hate Frank maynard? he's gotta be cool, dontcha think? i wish he didn't hate us. wait, there is no us. i am just me. i am not a member of the RF. i do not have any inside jokes. i do not like you guys. fuck off, don't email me. Jess *********************************************************** * --+-READ THE SHRUBBERY-+-- * http://www.theshrubbery.com --New Every Month- -Humor, Music, News and More-- *********************************************************** ------------------------------ End of The Rockford Files V2 #299 *********************************