From: owner-rockford-files-digest@smoe.org (The Rockford Files) To: rockford-files-digest@smoe.org Subject: The Rockford Files V2 #109 Reply-To: rockford-files@smoe.org Sender: owner-rockford-files-digest@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-rockford-files-digest@smoe.org Precedence: bulk The Rockford Files Monday, March 29 1999 Volume 02 : Number 109 Today's Fjordian Filings: -------------------------------------- Morning has broken like the first morning... HA HA Fwd: George show: Lesbian scandals in Fluid Ounces at jump shows. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sun, 28 Mar 1999 12:27:51 -0500 From: Carrie Subject: Morning has broken like the first morning... OK, so it's noon and it's really not all that pretty. Sorry for not posting in a while. Walking in a surrealist wonderland. I'm taking Jonathan (yes, I'm still dating the bassoonist -- did you know the proper term for bassoonist is "fagottist"? I don't think that can be a coincidence...) home to meet my parents next weekend. I'm not sure why. I love the little critter, but by no means is there any reason for him to meet them. He's probably moving in a month or so to San Francisco, and I really can't see it lasting beyond then. Last night he managed to fit three rather painful insults into five minutes. Apparently my stories are overwritten and unclever, my hair is six inches too long, and what I'm really looking for in a relationship is a daddy. (a) My literary heroes are baroque ultraists, (b) I've been growing it out since I was born, and (c) It's not my fault everyone I've ever dated has insisted on calling me "princess" or performing some equally daughterifying action. His reply? "Those weren't insults. They were observations. You're being oversensitive." Make that four. No concert dates in Cleveland?? What kind of tour is *that*? Got to go grab lunch before my meeting with the newsmagazine people... sorry this wasn't more enlightened... BTW, all of you are talking about radio songs. Does this mean they're playing NEW songs on the radio now?? Wild. - -adios, Carrie- ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 28 Mar 1999 19:57:23 -0500 From: jbrandt Subject: HA HA Hey, I am going to post cuz i can. And i am gonna say that I'm in Chapel Hill right now, cuz i am. And I am gonna say i'm listening to the new album, cuz i am. Oh, and I seen Ginger. I did. *razzberry* Jess READ THE SHRUBBERY! http://www.theshrubbery.prohosting.com *Humor, music, movies, lit, and more!* New Every Month. We Promise. ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 29 Mar 1999 02:07:33 EST From: Pianogtar@aol.com Subject: Fwd: George show: Lesbian scandals in Fluid Ounces at jump shows. This is a multi-part message in MIME format. - --part0_922691253_boundary Content-ID: <0_922691253@inet_out.mail.aol.com.1> Content-type: text/plain; charset=US-ASCII - --part0_922691253_boundary Content-ID: <0_922691253@inet_out.mail.aol.com.2> Content-type: message/rfc822 Content-transfer-encoding: 7bit Content-disposition: inline From: Pianogtar@aol.com Return-path: To: Opium@lists.scsn.net, hillmachine@egroups.com.rockford-filessmoe.org Subject: George show: Lesbian scandals in Fluid Ounces at jump shows. Date: Mon, 29 Mar 1999 02:04:22 EST Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-type: text/plain; charset=US-ASCII Content-transfer-encoding: 7bit ok, work sucks still looking for another job, hopefully will be working as a pharmacy cashier and not a stock boy in about a week, and to the humming fact that I will get out at 9pm on saturday nights and not 2 am. Ok so the hillmachine and the rockford files are new victims to my crazy ass type posting that usually only goes to Opuim but hey it happens. Well lesbian scandals do happen and this week someone posted this to the rockford files, but opium needs to help me solve this mystery of the lesbian temptresses and now the post from the rockford files: <> ok I want to hear the opium side of this, I have talked to some of you and you said that it had never happened. but anyways what can i say for this post than 1. the drummer of Sebadoh was on smack so that was the reason the fucked up. and 2. I wonder if evan bivins was going to jump from the back of his drumset just to get into the middle of this at the cats cradle thursday night to lose his virginity. <> He ran when he saw the lesbian dance of course. He was a virgin too. <> i hear that should be be taken care of with a little bit of plastic surgery below the belt. <> When is sinforosa getting a listserv? Well at least noone has posted about the marv 3 on opium for the past 2 days. <> i asked myself the same ? about the macarena 3 years ago. Opium time: <> Well I do lie, Adam felt like he needed to do some writing for the george show so we decided to go with "a minute with adam." Ok I just want to say that Everyone should check out Fl. Oz. or Fluid Ounces (they are the same band.) If you like Ben folds five, Dayroom, Jellyfish, or Self. it is a great piano rock album and besides i bought one of thier cd's for only a $. Hill machine: Well no more hill shows in the upstate, which is sad but new things should happen soon, which will be great, I didn't drop my pants like i did wednesday at the jump show but hey I may have a new job on saturday so maybe I can make it to colatown for the last performance. goodnight everyone, George LFA and feeling shitty. - --part0_922691253_boundary-- ------------------------------ End of The Rockford Files V2 #109 *********************************