From: owner-rockford-files-digest@smoe.org (The Rockford Files) To: rockford-files-digest@smoe.org Subject: The Rockford Files V2 #69 Reply-To: rockford-files@smoe.org Sender: owner-rockford-files-digest@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-rockford-files-digest@smoe.org Precedence: bulk The Rockford Files Tuesday, February 16 1999 Volume 02 : Number 069 Today's Fjordian Filings: -------------------------------------- Oh my baby baby post no. two+ apology well well well its oh so quiet oh, I babbled, heres the point ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Mon, 15 Feb 1999 09:44:12 -0500 From: shirak@umich.edu Subject: Oh my baby baby I love you more than I can tell. I don't think I can live without you, and I know that I never will. Oh my baby baby, I love you so it scares me to death. I can't say anymore that I love you. Everything else is a waste of breath. Further proof that there is only one TRUE Elvis. ;) Well, it's kinda nice to see that everyone else had about the same quality of Valentine's Day that I did. I talked to girls that used to be interested in me, and I hung out with a bunch of guys who didn't have girlfriends either. Joy. That's it, to break the V-day depression, I charge everyone to go out and kiss a member of the opposite sex today (or same sex, if that's your preference.) It doesn't have to be a full out three day long kiss or anything, a peck on the cheek or on the hand will do. All that's required is that it be someone you don't normally do something like that to. Come on, it'll make the world feel better, especially if you send them out to do the same to others. And no, this isn't one of my plots to start up a worldwide orgy. (That invloves setting up speakers in strategic places across the globe and playing Portishead for everyone, but I've saud too much...) Anyway, someone, anyone, PLEASE tell me when BFF is next coming around my way. I need a fix, man, seriously. Kristin- I normally would say start restricting sex, but I imagine if he's working the midnight shift, that's probably more of a punishment for you than for him. Simple response: Tell him on his next day off that he is taking you out for a good date. And it better be good. Don't dictate what he's supposed to do, just tell him that he has to do it. Stacy- Don't worry, I'll always still love you. I'm sorry about your parakeet. Tavia- Welcome back. I'm glad I made you laugh. You haven't even heard me doing the Top 10 lines Samuel L. Jackson is supposed to say in the next Star Wars movie. "The X-Wing fighter. When you absolutely, positively gotta kill every mothafucker in the squadron, accept no subsitutes." ;) Anyway, I'm off my rocker. Laters all! ERIC ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 15 Feb 1999 21:44:30 GMT From: "tavia -" Subject: post no. two+ apology hey, wow. I have no idea how that 3post thing happened. big apology on that, that has never happened to me before. I will strenously avoid having it happen again. yay jordan returned (admittedly ages ago, now, but for me it is recent) >how rare is it to get three fortune cookies all >saying "this insert has a protective plastic coating"? >weird. actually, i was eating the Kung Foo Sing (it's >the holy scripture...mmmm, old school >'gurg) and i had three that said "you have a sexy >secret admirer" i laughed. well that's prolly Emily. who has been kicked off. how rude. she's the lass who introduced me to rf and now she's gone! whyyyyy? clayton, you asked this ages ago, but I too have seen 'Elizabeth' and it was so good it made me cry. taves ______________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 15 Feb 1999 22:02:13 GMT From: "tavia -" Subject: well well well dan cohen, i cannot believe you said the best actress category was the weakest field: have you not seen Elisabeth?! go see it now! get youreslf down to a cinema and do this thing and witness the glory that is cate blanchett. what an actress. taves ______________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 15 Feb 1999 18:57:41 PST From: "E.M. Donnell" Subject: its oh so quiet Hey crazy kids! Well, I assume everyone had a grand V.D. (not for nothing does it shorten into THOSE initials. Whoops, Im being snarky. Shit!) so quiet! Im trying to get a cool volunteer job; it would be teaching courses for this MIT educational program. And what would these courses be on, pray tell? David Sedaris and Wes Anderson !!!!!!!!!!(separately) So please, I could use happy thoughts on that. It would be so fun. Aw man, watching oprah and the sexiest men on the islands today, that was a fun show. Altho' there is nothing sexy about thongs, and thongs on men, no! Altho' these guys were quite goodlooking. And I must say, Tyson Beckford in person is a charming human being. I finally got Phantom Planet's cd. I really enjoy the song, "The Local Black and Red" and whooo, Alex is cute.=) I have vacation week this week, my parents are going away to San Francisco tomorrow, and yet they expect me to make my way into Boston every day for my job. Yeah! Does anyone know if theres an address that I could write Wes Anderson at? I have a letter all set, it basically says, Damm, youre my writing hero. So many good concerts coming up that are hard for me to go to, whether its distance or age. Rufus at the Paradise-18+, BFF!!!!!!!, The Allstonians (with my friend CJ) and the Amazing (still royal to the loyal!) Crowns (Courtney, notice this?! What a bill!) in PROVIDENCE, and finally, Boy Wonder at TTs. I need luck. Please send luck. Ooh, and this is funny. I swear it has happened to everyone in my senior class. My history teacher last week goes, "Areyou depressed? Whatever happened to that girl I used to know?" and Im so not depressed, im actually pretty happy, and I find myself at the end of the week crying (frustrating calc) in front of my locker, and who should see me? Ay de mi! ~Elisabeth "La vida es competicion!"-Ricky Martin! ______________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 15 Feb 1999 19:02:04 PST From: "E.M. Donnell" Subject: oh, I babbled, heres the point Hey man, where's John Boyer? And anyone going to that Amazing Crowns Providence paybabck show on Friday? Anyone else in the quandry of Jawbreaker-good or baaad? I dont know. Courtney should also post, since she is in sunny California, where my parents will soon be. (And I am soooo excited) Heres sad news- my dad is putting his beautiful Ford Universal on the selling block for an SUV!!! Tragic!!!!! The Universal had a nickname, the homey "g" van, a theme song "the universal" by blur, and the potential for an awesome cross country trip!!! I am so sad. I havent even gotten to drive it yet. Anyone have an opinion on Blur's new song? ~Elisabeth ______________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com ------------------------------ End of The Rockford Files V2 #69 ********************************