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The Rockford Files     Saturday, December 26 1998     Volume 02 : Number 017



                               Today's    Fjordian    Filings:
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       christmas afterthoughts.
       happy kwanzaa, one and all.

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Date: Fri, 25 Dec 1998 03:36:13 -0800 (PST)
From: "Jordan W." <tuo2@rocketmail.com>
Subject: christmas afterthoughts.

first of all, i'd just like to say HAPPY WHATEVER DAY
IT IS FOR YOU TODAY!!!!!! yeah. xmas rocks my world.

i got stuff. cool stuff. exceedingly cool stuff. i
mean, try a $3500 laptop! coolies. underwear,
clothes, sweets, money, cd's. cool stuff. Bottle of
Frangelico and a carton of Crown Lager. Terry
Pratchett book. RAWK. 

so i've just got back from my grandmothers house,
where we had a great big traditional dinner. i'm sooo
stuffed. i had like 7 helpings. i won't need to eat
for the next 6 months.

Everyone was happy, too. my presents went down well,
and that's cool. 

The party was cool, 6 friends came over and we bummed
around. talked. and other stuff. nice time.

glad you like that tape, stacy. i made it all
specially, and it's nice to know that it got there
before Christmas. Happy Christmas, and may your head
be filled with the strains of Oz Music for a while.
and you can be a Whitlams fan. cos they're cool.

christmas brings out the best in everyone.

Well, that's about all for the xmas edition of
Jordan's post. hope Santa was as good to you as he
was to me.

oh yeah. i love all you guys.

Jordan




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Date: Fri, 25 Dec 1998 14:30:27 EST
From: F2G2@aol.com
Subject: happy kwanzaa, one and all.

i recieved this photo of a beautiful american family in the mail yesterday,
xmas eve.
thank you.

a conundrum:  i have a chance to travel to ny, to see phish @ madison square
garden on new year's eve w/ira, ellie-grrl and joe.  i am supposed to work
that afternoon/evening.
do i go?
stacy: what's wrong w/doe-eyed innocence?
jessica:  what's wrong with being fat?  i, personally, am hunchback'd and
ugly, and all of my friends manage to (somehow) look beyond that physical
manifestation of myself.  give people some credit for not being totally
shallow every once in a while.
or rectify your own self-image.
and while you're deciding, pick up some bnj's chubby hubby and head over to my
domain.  we'll split it.
i sometimes get irritated due to people and their immediate judgements of a
person by their appearance, but........."you look like eric stolz...."
some people are just that way.  
markus:  merry xmas and all.....
where's this much acclaimed sinforosa?
dammit.

"now rocky racoon he fell back in his room 
only to find gideon's bible
gideon checked out, and he left it, no doubt
to help with good rocky's revival."

matthew

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