From: owner-rockford-files-digest@smoe.org (The Rockford Files) To: rockford-files-digest@smoe.org Subject: The Rockford Files V1 #329 Reply-To: rockford-files@smoe.org Sender: owner-rockford-files-digest@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-rockford-files-digest@smoe.org Precedence: bulk The Rockford Files Tuesday, December 8 1998 Volume 01 : Number 329 Today's Filings: ----------------- resonating through the gym.. Shit! The SATS want my first born! one last time this semester why can't it just freakin snow? And here's Maple Syrup, two-time winner at the Philadelphia Regional Grammy Awards! it's natural punk rock Re: it's natural punk rock ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Mon, 7 Dec 1998 00:47:14 -0800 (PST) From: "Jordan W." Subject: resonating through the gym.. singing my little heart out. as it stands, every single thing that gets sung tommorow by me will be a solo, as my brethren basses bail at a alarming rate. :/ this will be *interesting*. but hey, i'm going to enjoy it. even if i do have to sing everywhere in the register. hey dan, check this out. they've got me singing alto in one of the songs. they didn't have enough altos, and i facetiously falsettoed one of the sop parts as a joke. Mrs Archer decides that if i'm able to falsetto that, i should be able to reach this alto part naturally. so she's got me singing a alto part with one other alto. interesting, to say the least. but meg and i should be able to handle it. one 15 year old sop, and one 17 year old bass singing the alto part of an piece, without even the support of a piano. like i said, interesting.... but to paraphrase some weird guy with a receeding hairline who released a solo effort.. "i'm going to speech night, and i'm going to sing all the pieces, i'm going to speech night, and i'm going to win all the prizes, and it's gonna be good, i'm telling you people, it's gonna be real good, 'cause i'm going to speech night, i'm going to speech night" :) and yes, i should die for that tricked out laptop, but..i'm not gonna! :P i rock. Jodie Rocks! like i thought. she's a aussie, what else could she do? i personally think that i'm going to let whatever happens, happen. sounds like a plan, to me. ahh... "i'm in the drink for love" this song rocks. yes. age is not a real problem here. and we get on like a house on fire. and i like her. and she likes me. and the way things are going, i could very well be doing something as silly as falling for her =D yay for me! jodie, i hope you go ballistic with this guys. but one question. Nothing untoward happens? ;) Dan rocks! elisabeth, of course we rock! we are the most refined of fans, only able to communicate on the highest planes of wit and illusion. and i hope you get better. Courtney ROCKS! Dan! you rock! go for it! plus many other exclamation marks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! go nuts. jordan says: go for it, and tell me what happens! and your PSATs (whatever the hell they are) rocked and you are getting in wherever you like. so there. plus since emsky is down, i recommend taking it off your sig for a while. and i have no witty sugestions for your domain name. sorry. Erik ROCKS!!! in other news, my school is getting it's ISDN in today. and guess who has dial up access? i knew helping set up the comp system at school would be good for something. now for closing thoughs, stacy is the coolest! she likes ben lee! and i will be getting back to you on the matter of you wanting the cd. an arrangement may well present itself. and i read your enlighting post. i hope it all looks brigher, now. your page is good too. STACY ROCKS!!!!!!!!! mad props to you, girl. i should shut up. yeah, and that's gonna happen.... Jordan, in a very happy mood. more compliments tommorow. "40, shaved, sexy, wants to do it all day, with a gun totting, trigger happy trannie named kinky Renee, tired teacher, 28, seeks regular meeting, for masculine, muscular, nappy clad, brutal breeding, while his wife rough-wrestles with a puppy all a-quiver on a wine soaked, strobe lit, asiatic hall of mirrors, and a dash of loneliness" now those are distressing lyrics. Machine Gun Fellatio wrote those, they did. but what song..? go on, you know the drill. _________________________________________________________ DO YOU YAHOO!? Get your free @yahoo.com address at http://mail.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 07 Dec 1998 09:21:35 EST From: jaedonely@juno.com Subject: Shit! The SATS want my first born! Well, its either this or calculus. I actually find out if Harvard accepts me next week. Thats a scary thought. But the college is so bloody expensive, anyways. I cant even get my SAT IIs scores back since I owe the SATS 7$, since THEY have a particular skill at f&^!!* ing up whatever SAT im taking. Its like a mob operation... ~Advice~ to those who have yet to be seniors, KNOW where youre applying to, and utilize the score reports I think that the tv show Felicity has caused me to have a secret fantasy school in New York University. Im kind of stuck with college. Id like to go to a groovy little liberal school, in the city, nearby Boston, but one that has sober housing. And this is looking more and more like an impossibility to me. All I want to do is to provide the soundtrack to the world, anyway. Oh! Im sorry if Im repeating myself, but I met Big Bad Voodoo Daddy the other day at an instore, and heres my conversation with the drummer (sling blade esque) me-"I like your hair!" him-"I like YOUR hair!!!" It was too cute! Any other Bostonians besides Anne on this list? The newspaper that I have an unpaid internship at has to take a hiatus due to lack of finances. Its so tragic. The Weekly Week makes the world a better place. Ive been so disappointed with TV lately. I only watch Buffy, Felicity, and that 70s show, but Buffy has gotten worse. And I cant deal with Willow "gettin some" C'mon! I relate to Felicity a bit, but that show I just laugh at. I wasnt into that 70s show last night. Topher is adorable, though. Hes so much like my best friends ex, but more endearing and cute. When Angels in the Outfield came out, I had SUCH A CRUSH on Joseph Gordon Levitt. Shamrocks and shenanigans, ~Elisabeth ___________________________________________________________________ You don't need to buy Internet access to use free Internet e-mail. Get completely free e-mail from Juno at http://www.juno.com/getjuno.html or call Juno at (800) 654-JUNO [654-5866] ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 07 Dec 1998 10:30:41 -0700 From: Stacy Lynn Subject: one last time this semester Hello, it is with great sadness that I must tell you tonight is the night of my final radioshow of the semester. Never fear, I will be back next semester, and I will let you know of the time it will be next semester, but this is the last time you will be able to hear my show for a couple of weeks. Or a month and a half. something like that. here is the pertinent info should you be interested in listening to me: * It is in Real Audio, so you can listen from anywhere in the world. * Download Real Audio if you don't already have it: http://www.real.com Its free. * Go to http://kamp.arizona.edu and click on "Listen in Real Audio!" Real Audio magically pops up and if your speakers are on, you are listening to KAMP. * My show is on at 10pm Mountain Standard Time. That's 9pm PST, 11pm CST, and 12am EST. Not sure for Europe and Australia.... * It always lasts 2 hours, sometimes longer. * I play mostly new music of indie/college/local/reletively unkown bands, but I also play older stuff by bands I love. I do not limit myself to one genre, and so in the course of a show, you can hear everything from punk, trip-hop, pop, indie, brit-pop, new-wave, jazz, emo, and the list goes on. * I have never refused somenoe a request. So please listen, and call in your requests, or email or icq them to me before 9:30pm MST. I will do my best to play them. * The number for requests durring the show is 520.621.5806 I think that pretty much covers all the bases. Hope you tune in tonight! Stacy I count your eyelashes, secretly, with every one I whisper I love you. I let you sleep. I know you're closed eye watching me, listening. I thought I saw a smile. --REM "At My Most Beautiful" CHECK OUT MY ALL NEW UPDATED WEBPAGE!! http://www.u.arizona.edu/~stacyf icq #7641939 ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 7 Dec 1998 18:14:42 EST From: Vwbugn5890@aol.com Subject: why can't it just freakin snow? dan - i got my PSAT scores back today. i didn't do so good. i suck at the SATs, the ACT i actually did good on. thank god that's like the last thing the art school at Wash U looks at. i hope you did better. stacy - i am very jealous of you and your snow. i live in illinois. isn't it supposed to be cold here? funny how in winter i thought it was supposed to be cold....it was 70 degrees all last week, it felt like summer on saturday. today it finally got to around 37 and it's supposed to snow tomorrow. unfortunately, back up to 70s later in the week. i hate midwestern weather! i had a progressive dinner last night with a bunch of people and my best friend and i made everyone watch that 70s show during dessert. everyone laughed so i guess they all liked it. what a great show. swing class is back on for tonight. i'm excited. a bunch of my friends are going now too. all the guys won't admit that they go. personally i think it's cool of them. maybe they think it's effeminate or something... shan "Shakin booty, makin sweet love all the night...it's time i got back to the good life" ~ Weezer ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 07 Dec 1998 19:02:13 -0500 From: Dan Cohen Subject: And here's Maple Syrup, two-time winner at the Philadelphia Regional Grammy Awards! I suppose I'll contribute my address...I plan on buying Hanukkah/Christmas/Kwanzaa cards for everyone, and I may include weird shit as well, so get ready... Dan Cohen 111 Dexter Avenue Liverpool, NY 13088 I have not much else to say except that Mr. Show was incredible last night. And I am tired and hungry and stuff. Maybe I'll post in detail later. - -- Dan Cohen Network Techni-whatever, Retail Flunky, Cable Modem Bee-yotch PC Solutions, Inc. Liverpool, New York http://domaincomingsoon.com UIN:13907258 "Mr. Charles Darwin had the balls to ask..." ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 8 Dec 1998 02:14:01 EST From: Sandibrady@aol.com Subject: it's natural punk rock Yeah. Saw The Comas, Starpoint, and the Doleful Lions this evening with the ever glorious Ginger. Our 2nd to last beer was stolen out of the community fridge by non other than the infamous Joe Caparo. But it's all good.... Cute Peppery Steve has my phone number and has challenged me to a beer drinking contest...for some reason he thinks HE can drink ME under the table. Ginger tried to explain to him that it just won't happen, but he disagrees and will have to see the master in action. SO....I suppose this means that I have in some fucked up way fanangled a semi-date with this wonderful Steve character. And all in the presence of Mr. Jonathan. How classic is that. While he flirts with his ex-fiance, I plan an outing with a guy he knows I think is pretty damn hot. I would assume this strange turn of events means that we will no longer be *hanging out*. But we shall see. After all, all is strange in love and war.... Yup, yup, yup. Peppers here we (me and the always clever Ginger) come...every night this week but Wednesday! ha. Free pizza for free love. yee-haw. It is majorly past my bedtime. Sandi ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 8 Dec 1998 02:35:38 -0500 (EST) From: Ginger Nance Subject: Re: it's natural punk rock Sandi also forgot to mention the surreal moment of the evening, which is also one of the stranger moments in my life... So Sandi and I are walking out of the gorcery store after Sandi bought some beer and someone comes running out of the store after us, yelling my name. We turn around to see non other than the infamous Joe Caparo. Strange. Apparently he spotted me across the store and wanted to see if we were going to the show that night. Hence me becoming the merchandise girl (w/Sandi) tonight. Whee! Ginger :) Ginger Nance gnance@email.unc.edu http://www.unc.edu/~gnance ------------------------------ End of The Rockford Files V1 #329 *********************************