From: owner-rockford-files-digest@smoe.org (The Rockford Files) To: rockford-files-digest@smoe.org Subject: The Rockford Files V1 #286 Reply-To: rockford-files@smoe.org Sender: owner-rockford-files-digest@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-rockford-files-digest@smoe.org Precedence: bulk The Rockford Files Monday, October 26 1998 Volume 01 : Number 286 Today's Filings: ----------------- my wonderful night daylight savings now people.... ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sun, 25 Oct 1998 11:04:38 -0500 From: cherry@idirect.ca Subject: my wonderful night oh where do I begin? Let's see, Belle and Seb. were playing in Toronto last night. Being a suburbanite, I have to take the lovely go train downtown. I drive kind of slow because I am a big geek and so me and my friend miss the trian by literally 2 seconds and we have to wait for an hour for the next one. We finally get there at around 7ish or 8ish and we finally reach the ever so wonderful Opera House where B&S are scheduled to play...only to find out...the show is postponed due to illness. Isobel is in the hospital in Philedelphia. There is no show. That information would have been so much more helpful at around 6 o'clock yesterday. I am very upset. This was the one thing I was looking forward to for 2.5 months and it didn't happen. Since I am not 19 yet, there was absolutely nothing else to do and the only thing nearby was a strip club with all these old men hanging around, I was home before 10:00. I am so pathetic. I hope they reschedule. I hope everyone else had a better night/day than I did Val ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 25 Oct 1998 23:24:49 -0800 (PST) From: "Jordan W." Subject: daylight savings now people.... hmmmmmmmmmmm. don't know whether i like this or not. weekend that managed to stuff itself entirely. ok, so i get a date with the girl i like, to go to some classy joint where i get nice food, for free + i get to met her dad who seems like a really interesting guy, and i can't go. why, why, jordan? i hear you ask. it's because i had tennis championships, in which i was seeded 2, and had to play in or else i throw all chance at making the country week team. so, me totally forgeting that i have tennis, say "yeah, of course i'll go! wouldn't miss it for the world!" then find out about tennis. wince. so i have to cancel (wince, again) on her and that didn't go down well. i managed to talk my way out of major trouble with the promise that i will definatly make the b/day party, and i promised to do something outragously foolish to make it a memorable occasion. that, and i promise to buy some very cool b/day pressie. so i'm all ready for tennis, it's the last day before the first game, and i have to do school sport. indoor soccer. so we play soccer and i manage to pinch my sciatic nerve. OW!! net result of the weekend, i have a sore leg, no chance of playing tennis, so i had to forfeit, a really quite annoyed girl, no free food, no nice lesurely afterdinner conversation with intellegent people, and basically had to sit around all weekend, feeling sorry for myself. sad, innit. i tend to enjoy my weekends, as i have things to do but it is so BORING to be at home by yourself. plus when i think of the other things i could be doing..... pooey. it's not cold here, it's quite nice. about 21C. hah! freeze, you poor fools. i watched the arias! it was funny! gough whitlam was on it! the whitlams got an award from him! there was political satire! i got to watch merrick and rosso make fools out of my least favorite acappella group, human nature! well, that was enthusiastic. sorry. fl, i'm insulted! don't i make our boys unsafe at clubs? i mean, this week i got asked about my cultural identety, and got laughed at for saying that i am an active member of a subversive, militant, left-wing organisation called the rockford files! what's with that! they'll be laughing out the other side of their little faces when we take over the world! hmm. i hate romper room, that skanky bitch never saw me! kill her. i got told, dan, on friday, after getting up at 6.30am to make my 4 unit maths lesson, that i looked like and i quote "you look like hammered shit, jordan". now, i don't look good in the morning at the best of time, in fact i am reliably informed i look like i've got really stoned, and then haven't slept for 5 days, so i hate to imagine what i looked like on monday. hammered shit. yeah. i like that term. i got my swipe card for school, and saw how heinous my picture was. it was taken the day after i got really sunburnt, and even my eyes were burnt. so i look sunstroked/stoned and it's not much good. cameras are my enemy. i loathe having pictures taken, and i don't think i've had a decent one for over 4 years. no, i lie, i should have a good one from the party i went to last week. :) i've been filling out this form for some lions club youth of the year thing, and it looked good when i had finished my academic and sporting achievments, but then i had the dreaded culture question. i have therefore come to the conclusion that i am an uncultured swine. yes, and it's good. i've been put on a joint ticket for school captain. she looks like she might have a shot, too, so i might just scrape in on her coattails. yeah! what do you reckon? a fjordian captain. :) i think bran van 3000 is cool! thank you for that large round of indifference. no, but seriously. it's good. varied and pretty darn cool. i do recommend it. i was reading an interview that was done on the MA ages ago by ben, and it seems to me that some of you guys were there. were you? plus i'm wondering what kind of questions would be asked if the RF had an interview. it would be interesting to say the least. hmm? i'm thinking that BFF would never be the same again. or maybe the same, but multiplied over and over again until they reached some great type thing. anyway, looking for threads. what the hell is a "Blue Gerhonatus Multi-Carimatus?" help me out here, someone. hoping to raise some response from what has seemed to be a quiet fjord, Jordan "Oh, i've f!@#ed up again" W _________________________________________________________ DO YOU YAHOO!? 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