From: owner-rockford-files-digest@smoe.org (The Rockford Files) To: rockford-files-digest@smoe.org Subject: The Rockford Files V1 #257 Reply-To: rockford-files@smoe.org Sender: owner-rockford-files-digest@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-rockford-files-digest@smoe.org Precedence: bulk The Rockford Files Sunday, September 27 1998 Volume 01 : Number 257 Today's Filings: ----------------- Jellyfish fave band? 4:35 am-4:59am ahh, alcohol and it's many glorious side effects Back from the Bayou original quotes for free everyday "i am not a pretty girl." ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sat, 26 Sep 1998 03:54:28 EDT From: Sandibrady@aol.com Subject: Jellyfish fave band? Hell yes! Would Jellyfish be my fucking favorite band had they not broken up? Hell yes mutha fucker! They fucking rock. I have to say that I totally like Jellyfish way more than Ben whateever you call it five. I mean, shit...they had Eric Dover, Roger Manning, fucking Andy Stermer (I'm totally misspellingnames here) and fucking Tim Smith for the last album (Spilt Milk) which was by far their greatest. I fucking named my dog after the 2nd song on that album. My dog is full breed Yorkshire Terrier named (on her legal papers): Sebrina Paste N Plato, after my fave Jellyfish song of all time. They rock. I am slightley intoxicated. But htey fucking rock. Jellyfish rocked my world. They are my favorite band besides Material Issue, who happen to not be my favorite band only because my friend Jim happened to commit suicide, therefore they are no longer with us. Jellyfish broke up...so that leaves me with BF5 and perhaps Cake, and maybe Morphine and Silver Jet if they ever release a 2nd album. And some others that I am just not thinking about. so...I went out with one of my old roommates tonight. His name is Richard, but let's just call him DICK. he fucking kissed me. He asked if it would be okay and I said no, it wouldn't, but he leaned over and frenched me anyway. LOSER. So I told him to get out of the car and he kisse dme again, so I screamed and he got out and listen to this, the jerk said he''d call me tomorrow. what th efukc ever. So I drove off and parked my car at hom e and walked to some more clubs and drank with money that I don't have... And I met some cool people...I think. One girl ismeeting me at the Elliot Sith show (I think she is) ...her name is Shannon or somethng like that,so Ginger, if she comes up to us, act like we know her. An dthen I met htis cool guy named Ardelle (like the dog on "As Good As It Gets") and he was really cool. I think he's bi-sexual, but his wife just left him and we talked about that forever and he gavd me a rid ehome and he's really nice. So yeah...I better get to bed. I was at the Cat's Cradle for part of the evening. If anyone plans on visiting Chapel Hill, do not go to th eCat's Cradle on Friday nights because it's dance night and only 16 year olds are there...miserable. But I did talk to all the people that work there and they told me tha ttomorrow night's Robbie Fulks show will not sell out and that if it does, they will sneak me and ginger in! Woo-hoo! Over and out... I'm such a fucking dork. Sandi ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 26 Sep 1998 04:52:06 -0400 From: Carrie Subject: 4:35 am-4:59am Well, it's early in the morning and I have nothing to do. I could go to bed! Nah... I could read! Nah... I could write something productive! Nah... I could POST! YEAH! It's been an interesting evening. I left work early due to fainting spells. I slept. My absentee SigOth called and told me he'd be, surprise, busy all weekend. I told him I didn't feel well. He arrived with donuts and milk to cheer me up and then started a conversation revolving around the fact that I'm "unnaturally interested in sexual activity". Apparently this is a *bad* thing. We talk constantly! We go out a lot! Requirements for Carrie's next SigOth: 1) Must be unathletic enough to fit with Carrie in twin bed. 2) Must be an arts major who isn't on the swim team (read: has free time). 3) Must live within 15 minute walking distance. 4) Must pretend to care that Carrie writes stories and must occasionally read them. 5) Must have a libido. Is that too much to ask? I'd dump him, but hey, getting a *little* sum'n, sum'n is better that *no* sum'n, sum'n. The newest Irvine Welsh novel, Filth, is GOOD! I'm desperately awaiting the new Kubrick film... Oh, Nicole Kidman! Anybody know anything about current/upcoming BFF tours? We need a ConBENtion! The Violent Femmes are playing CWRU on Oct. 2nd, if anyone wants me to try to secure tix for them. (I'm on the concert committee...) *sigh* I should sleep. - -carrie ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 26 Sep 1998 05:50:16 -0700 (PDT) From: "Jordan W." Subject: ahh, alcohol and it's many glorious side effects hey people! well, the thread running through the fjord this week seems to be getting laced/stoned/drunk and posting. i blame myself, as well as the rest of you people. sandi, i really do apolgise for my behavior in my last posts. i was far gone. sorry. mind you, at least i was on this side of reasonable comprehension. kinda. my spelling was good. court, welcome to the party. bar's over there, buckets are there, emergency exits are here, here and here. no, seriously :) have fun! ahhhh! the irrepressable erik is in fine form, with the return key featuring noticably in the last post. in fact, this is in line with a disturbing trend of drunken and unruly behavior from people who really should know better ;) i'm expecting to read in the paper about a flurry of copycat drunkeness and revelry, led by a masked and mysterious couple (i won't tell you guys who i expect to be leading at a masked night, eh anne? ;) culminating in a massive parte in central park. yes. that sounds right. love your work, fl :) stacy, all i can say is that i had fun. and i highly recommend it. go for your life. table tennis is cool. we found our table tennis table and have been playing non-stop for 8 hours. at the moment we are in the 50th set, im leading 25-24 but sean is 19-14 in this set. to be contunied.. and to end this on a happy note, i finally got off my arse and asked sara out to the cinema. she said yup :) natch. so i'm feeling fine, and free of any unnatural stimulants. going to see the truman show. Dan, still waiting for your post, buuuuuuuuuuuudy. Jordan "ahhh.....love" W _________________________________________________________ DO YOU YAHOO!? Get your free @yahoo.com address at http://mail.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 26 Sep 1998 17:54:52 EDT From: Jen116nyc@aol.com Subject: Back from the Bayou Hey guys, I just got back from New Orleans (the Crescent City) and I loved it! I could live there if it wasn't for the extremely humid weather. Everyone who loves jazz (Markus) should visit New Orleans. I was never a huge fan of jazz, but I was converted after one visit to Preservation Hall. Four hours of live jazz for $4!! I'm going to have to go back for Mardi Gras one year. ~Jen ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 27 Sep 1998 13:19:21 +0930 From: helen Subject: original quotes for free everyday im too slack to email this personally SO you all get abused by my ranting and strange quotes. *ahem* here goes ~anti political hardware~ ~ranting raving truckdriving psychopath~ ~you don't have to go home but you cant stay here~ my mind has melted so i cant think of anything mroe to say i REMOVE MY SELF FROM YOUR precense, you'll feel much better when this post is over .. trust me lexie ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 27 Sep 1998 02:41:58 EDT From: F2G2@aol.com Subject: "i am not a pretty girl." for those of you wondering exactly what the hell i'm speaking of, i'm speaking of this: meg 'dragged' me to ani difranco tonight, in the land of cleve. (perhaps it was merely to make up for the debacle of third eye blind, but ...............she paid.) and she only had to half 'drag' me. anyhow...... i was QUITE impressed. i've heard most of ani's recorded material, including the work she did w/utah phillips, which counts amongst my faves. i liked it previously. this was the first time i'd seen her live, and she jammed. she played for approximately 2 hrs.......she covered alana davis' '32 flavors'...... a four piece set. drummer.....markus, you'd have been impressed. bassist, who also did standup on a song. keyboardist who also did accordion, and ani up there on guitar. they were tight, suffice it to say. and it was also lesbians and other androgynous folk on promenade, which made for an interesting sociological study. there were seven males in our immediate vicinity. we counted...... and the place was sold out, wall to wall. speaking of lesbians.......markus. here's a joke my friend told me. (he plays lead in a local band.) "what do you call those people who hang around with musicians?" *****insert punchline here.********** sinforosa. sooner, the better. spencer. so what'd you think? everybody's talking about being smitten. i believe meg and i are going to live together. in the next year or so............. how's that for a reality check? jellyfish. can't stand the things. i suppose i'm allergic to them, much like i am to their underwater brethren. therefore i consider myself quite happy that this page is dedicated to the best television show to come from the 70's. excepting perhaps, magnum pi. or did that start in 1980(i know it ran into the eighties....85?)? e. we will all back you. anne'll be willing to run over the toes of any young tough rough enough to inspire your ire. in her wheelchair, of course. night all. matthew cds in the vw. elliot smith 'xo' unkle 'psyence fiction' mother hips 'shootout' mmw 'combustion' a jeff buckley single off the posthumous album. it has live tracks on it.......now there's a conundrum for ye. modest mouse 'the lonesome crowded west.' ------------------------------ End of The Rockford Files V1 #257 *********************************