From: owner-rockford-files-digest@smoe.org (The Rockford Files) To: rockford-files-digest@smoe.org Subject: The Rockford Files V1 #251 Reply-To: rockford-files@smoe.org Sender: owner-rockford-files-digest@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-rockford-files-digest@smoe.org Precedence: bulk The Rockford Files Monday, September 21 1998 Volume 01 : Number 251 Today's Filings: ----------------- so......... assistance por favor Katie vents. Here's a jimmy joke about yo' momma that you might not like... ...I heard she was a Frisco Dike! ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sun, 20 Sep 1998 13:20:07 EDT From: F2G2@aol.com Subject: so......... i was going to start off by belting a little d&d with "wild boys." maybe some revolting cocks......yes, i did dig them out of the vaults last night circa 1.30 am. but i'd rather not make all of your little virtual ears bleed. all of y'all are talking about your relationships and other strangeness. how's this for an odd week........ my 'hippy' ex jen just moved to florida, which is essentially like dropping off the flat of the planet. my ex sarah had dinner with her folks in the restaurant of our microbrewery. i hope you'll pardon my lack of political correctness but the first thing i thought when i saw her was: "someone's knocked her up!" my ex emily just told me she and her guy, eren, have set a date. creeeeeeeeeeeepy. welcome to the fjordian twilight zone. matthew "janine, i'll drink you up...... if you were the baltic sea and i were a cup....." courtney: i'll give you much virtual love if'n you toss janine into your setlist. ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 20 Sep 1998 14:32:20 EDT From: GrnEgNham@aol.com Subject: assistance por favor hey all, i've been subscribed to this list for a long long time and never had the inclination to write. reading your random thoughts and musings are much more interesting than me attempting to babble and be coherent. anywho, i am now at college and am slowly getting into mp3s. problem is, it is rather hard to find bff mp3s, for me anyways. so, if anyone is so inclined please either link me a url or send it to me via icq (#18902250). merci buckets. oh, i'm looking for any bff mp3s, especially raindrops keep falling on my head and hava nagila. but i'll take anything else. thank you for your support. emily :-) ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 20 Sep 1998 18:54:55 EDT From: FunShnBear@aol.com Subject: Katie vents. THE AP COLLEGE POLLS CAN BITE ME. Listen to me. They are stupid. They are based on NOTHING. My lovely Kansas State is number 5 this week. UCLA is 3. Ok does this make sense? K-State won against Texas (Who by the way was our quote on quote first "REAL" opponent. Pish.) 48 to 7. 48 TO 7!!!!!!!!!! Texas and UCLA played last week, and won by a much less margin. Ucla that is. So obviously we are the better team, we played much better against Texas. Then UCLA plays against Houston. FRIGGIN' HOUSTON! and only wins by like 20 points or something. What the hell is going on here? We will never get respect, EVER. What is Kansas State on the coach's poll? 3! Beejezus I'm angry. The one thing K-State is semi good at and we get screwed over. I can't believe that we're only number 5. our fight against Texas was so uneven. The past 2 weeks we've played our water boys. What is up with this? - - Katie ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 20 Sep 1998 22:41:30 -0400 From: Dan Cohen Subject: Here's a jimmy joke about yo' momma that you might not like... First person who can complete this immortal line receives the prize. I'm not sure what it is yet, maybe a copy of the long-delayed Dan tape, but ah well. The point is that y'all are sexy, sexy people or something of that nature. Back up I went to Star Lake for the last really nice weekend of the summer today. It was 85 or so and very humid and nice in Syracuse but this didn't translate well to the Adirondacks, where the water was cold, the clouds were spitting (interestingly enough, for the first time ever, our trip did not end in a huge rainstorm), and the honeys were...well, absent. Damn autumn. Damn temperate climate! If you're wondering, yes, I am still interested in other ladies even with my near-involvement. For some reason, I can't fathom the fact that many of you are telling me to go for it early. I really would rather get to know this girl before I do anything stupid, because, frankly, that's what Dan Cohen does. Shouts out to the PF and all...Suzy, I think Lord Tariq and Peter Gunz is shaping up nicely to say the least. I really don't expect any problems getting tickets. I need to know if your friend wants to go since I'm asking my man (Black) Rob (Black Rob is a minor-league rapper and, consequently, my friend Rob Bowes' nickname; it's a long-ass story that involves me almost choking to death on a pool table during "Clerks") if he's in. I think Rob is a good bet, plus he has a flashy new convertible since Daddy's using the Explorer now for work. Not sure if he can drive late enough though. Yeah, yeah, the pitfalls of youth. Don't worry, I have a back-up plan if all falls through. Hmm....in mere hours I will know my status regarding this year's school play. My friend Brian and I were discussing who would get which roles, which is a tradition for us. We're split as to whether I'll get the French waiter, a small part, or the crazy old guy who wants to sell his daughter, a large part. It all depends on what happens with different roles. But my director's funky like that, so he might give me both. We'll see. I'm really boring tonight, sorry. I wish I could make some wisecracks or say some things about my life, but frankly I had a pretty average day. Sorry about that. And I missed all those trivia questions, which I KNEW!!! Oh yes...was it Run-DMC who worked with the Beastie Boys on Paul's Boutique? I know Jam Master Jay did do some of the scratch work on that album (uncredited I believe), so that should count for something. The voodoo man, ~Senor Dan ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 21 Sep 1998 00:33:52 -0500 From: "Anoop Ranganath" Subject: ...I heard she was a Frisco Dike! Do I win, do I? huh? Do I? Anyways, sorry for the short post guys, but I just had to get this word in. Anoop ------------------------------ End of The Rockford Files V1 #251 *********************************