From: owner-rockford-files-digest@smoe.org (The Rockford Files) To: rockford-files-digest@smoe.org Subject: The Rockford Files V1 #192 Reply-To: rockford-files@smoe.org Sender: owner-rockford-files-digest@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-rockford-files-digest@smoe.org Precedence: bulk The Rockford Files Thursday, July 23 1998 Volume 01 : Number 192 Today's Filings: ----------------- Triple J interview Katie Sux am I the responsible one?? my stuffed server missing in action.... CEC Management Message Total Request Give me a Hell yeah CLUELESS. . . ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Wed, 22 Jul 1998 04:02:56 -0700 (PDT) From: "Jordan W." Subject: Triple J interview Okey! i finally got the whole interview transcribed and encoded. If you wanna hear it (or read it) i guess that you can go to http://www.geocities.com/timessquare/battlefield/8540/ben.html and listen to it. It has a luvery impression of ben singing "staying alive" :) and if you want wavs of any of it, mail me. This includes all those people who were on #benfoldsfive or #mongolianfunk. I thought that i was logging it but i wasn't. Sorry. this post comes with vitamins A,B1,B2 and is chockful of bentent for your viewing pleasure. Enjoy :) Jordan _________________________________________________________ DO YOU YAHOO!? Get your free @yahoo.com address at http://mail.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 22 Jul 1998 07:36:21 -0700 From: "Kamp, Marcus S" Subject: Katie Sux Well, I would have no idea about that, actually, as I've never met any of the Filers. Although I might meet Courtney tonight, as she's venturing into Seatown for a Sean Lennon concert & is trying to convince my tired/lame arse to join her. BENTENT!!! Yesterday evening, as I was leaving the neighborhood Safeway--can you believe we still have those? The last Safeways in Tulsa (birthplace of internationally renowned rock star, Markus Kamp) closed a decade ago--in my maroon "BFF Kiss My Ass" shirt, the 16-year-old checkout girl corralling shopping carts in the parking lot yelled across the empty spaces, "Hey, cool shirt!!!" "Well, they're a great band," says I. "I know! Have you ever seen 'em live?" "Yeah, 3 times." "I've never gotten to," exclaims she w/obvious teenage angst. Quite humorous. Normally when I wear that shirt to the grocer, all I get are shocked/offended looks from all the shopping crones. "You're shirt says 'ass' on it!" "Where? Where?! Get it off, GET IT OFF! SOMEBODY HELP ME, PLEASE!!!" Any more advice I can give all you kids out there in MpTV land? How 'bout this...don't assume when you show up to be fingerprinted that the woman administering the ordeal could actually hear you if her printer weren't so loud & start yelling @ her & pounding on her wall to get her attention. She might be deaf. Trust me, you'll be quite embarrassed! Marcus Kamp TS Documentation Marcus.Kamp@PSS.Boeing.com 425.957.5122 ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 22 Jul 1998 15:43:21 -0600 From: "Erik C. Lyons" Subject: am I the responsible one?? I am not particularly confident I am the person who needs to spout this information out, but just in case all of you aren't as bored as me during the day and have time to SCAN THE GLOBE looking for BeFeFe appearances, here's Benny: VH1 -- The popped episode is on 7/25, 5 or 6 p.m. (BRICK) NBC -- Saturday Night Live -- This weekend VH1 -- Hard (heh heh, I said Hard) Rock Live on 8/7 PBS -- rerun of Sessions on 8/1 Oh, and Naked Ladies are on Letterman 7/29. YESSSSSS, naked...... It is now raining. The cubs are 68 days closer to a playoff spot. I wish sinforosa the best of luck. I wish matthew the best of luck finding a keyboard with a SHIFT key. Beer is delicious on days which end in the letter *y* Beets are the work of the devil. I have won nothing from the Pepsi cap game yet. Spencer farts in elevators. Anne is hurting the unemployment curve. Only 3 weeks until Savage Garden rolls into town w/Billie Meyers. Only 3 weeks until I develop a serious headache. Only 3 weeks until I hear every geek saying *chicken cherry cola* over and over and over and over....oh, I mean ad nauseam. I wish Ben, Darren and Robert would loosen up -- they are always so serious....lighten up guys!!!!!!!!! I hope Doug brings me back a shot glass from Aussie land (as I have an EXTENSIVE collection) I hope Doug gets the hint previously mentioned. I hope he remembers the hint I just threw at him. I refuse to shave ever again until Ben Folds Five plays in Springfield, IL. And sings Kate to my girl. And shakes my hand. And takes me to play putt-putt. And pets my dogs. And cats. And shucks horseshoes with me. Thanks for your support. - -FL for President, 2000 ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 22 Jul 1998 16:13:00 -0700 (PDT) From: "Jordan W." Subject: my stuffed server hey everyone, ok, this is to apoligise for the fact that the realaudio isn't working yet. i spend 4.5 hours trying to get the stuuuuuuuupid file to upload but my server keep dropping out. i loathe all isp's. okey, gimmie till tonight and i will have all of it working. sorry for the inconvenence Jordan PS please mail me if you still want that staying alive wav katie. :) _________________________________________________________ DO YOU YAHOO!? Get your free @yahoo.com address at http://mail.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 22 Jul 1998 20:22:41 EDT From: Sandibrady@aol.com Subject: missing in action.... Awwww, Erik's asking where I am and shit. Cool. I've just been busy with work and then a bunch of crazy bad shit that's been going on. So... I'm about to *MOVE IN* (give me a big Waaa-hoooo) with the love of my life and then we get into some stupid Sandi's-really-tired arguement and now I'm NOT moving in....so I'm still at my folks house, which really sucks because dad just announced that he's leaving us. Well, leaving my mom I suppose, but leaving "us" nonetheless. Which makes me relocating very difficult....more like deserting my mom at an inopportune time rather than relocating. But alas, I WILL relocate come September no matter what. I have no pertinent BF5 news or words of wisdom, other than Doug fucking rocks. What a great note. Although I can't believe he didn't mention Twisted Sister when discussing covers for the boys to do! Dee rocks! Signing off.... San ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 22 Jul 1998 20:49:55 EDT From: Eriklyons1@aol.com Subject: CEC Management Message From CEC Headquarters: Ben Folds Five and CEC Management are now actively seeking any and all old Ben Folds Five footage. Many of you have offered to send us what you have, and we will be getting in touch with you via email. Anyone else who has any footage, please contact Frank Maynard at maynard@mail.oeonline.com. Thank you, CEC Management ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 22 Jul 1998 21:35:10 PDT From: "Alyson Christopher" Subject: Total Request I just wanted to confirm to anyone that is interested, that in order to vote for SFTD, on Total Request, you must vote between the hours of 12:30 and 1:30. ______________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 22 Jul 1998 21:59:44 -0700 (PDT) From: Jon Richards Subject: Give me a Hell yeah WEll basically my day rules...damn it rules..ok here goes 1st. Got up..and you know when you get up and you are not even tired its like you feel good..man that rules 2. when to my friends house and we actually wrote a new song...cause like I though we were getting writers block or something..hehe..I have no idea all I know is that we haven;t written a new song for the band in like forever and we finally did 3. I get ConBENtion 98 in the mail today soooogive me a hell yeah for that... man that tape rules its like the best boot I have. 4. GOt to see girlfriend for like 6 hours today and we had fun and will just leave it at that..hehe 5. I got pictures of me on the internet today...very very grim...but if you can bare it here yeah good...http://members.tripod.com/~bensfive/picturesofme.html have fun and don't make fun of the picture with my sis ( its the third one)soo basically if you want to see some 17 year old guy go for it.. well thats about it besides all this I smoked a pack of cigoretts so that is kinda good tooo I guess the only problem is that I can't breath now hehe Peace and stuff yoyo Jon Richards HRichards@att.net also if you have aol my screen name is DIXDAPIMP drop me a link _________________________________________________________ DO YOU YAHOO!? Get your free @yahoo.com address at http://mail.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 22 Jul 1998 23:37:21 -0500 From: luckybastard1@juno.com (Hannah B Kuhlmann) Subject: CLUELESS. . . "I was walking down the wrong side of the street, just to show you all what I don't like. . ." Everyone needs to calm down. Put some good tunes on and take a siesta. Be less militant. Or if you need to be militant, pick something like the crappy editing in The Postman, or the small size of my most recent paycheck to be militant about. Cripes, I don't even get the MA, so I'm reeling from the blow of all this un-expected un-coolness. So yeah, cool out. This is no kind of environment for a baby to be born around! I rented the Postman 'cause I felt bad for Kevin. Now I feel *really* bad for him. And Will Patton too! See, there's this weird thing going on, some kind of motif with Costner's beard. First he's GOT a beard. He meets Will Patton, and they become enemies, bicker a lot, and basically get within 3 feet of each other. Then, Kev leaves and shaves the beard. There's a weird "time passes" montage in which the beard returns. Then he shaves it off again after some undefined period of time. He bumps into Patton, bickers with him at close range, and. . .NO recognition on Patton's part!! he's like, "do I. . .KNOW you? Oh, never mind. Forget it, trick of the light." So I'm left wondering if Patton is blind, and also why I wasted 3 bucks on this dumb movie. If anybody wants BNL mp3s of the no pants improv and that other thing on the interactive part of Rock Spectacle, e-mail me and I'll get 'em to you on ICQ. :) - -Hannah _________________________________________ http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Cafe/1094/ your Ben Folds Five resource center online since 1997 _________________________________________ _____________________________________________________________________ You don't need to buy Internet access to use free Internet e-mail. Get completely free e-mail from Juno at http://www.juno.com Or call Juno at (800) 654-JUNO [654-5866] ------------------------------ End of The Rockford Files V1 #192 *********************************