From: owner-rockford-files-digest@smoe.org (The Rockford Files) To: rockford-files-digest@smoe.org Subject: The Rockford Files V1 #182 Reply-To: rockford-files@smoe.org Sender: owner-rockford-files-digest@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-rockford-files-digest@smoe.org Precedence: bulk The Rockford Files Monday, July 13 1998 Volume 01 : Number 182 Today's Filings: ----------------- N'importe subyjektjektjekt...ain't go no subject ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sun, 12 Jul 1998 02:11:58 -0700 (PDT) From: "Jordan W." Subject: N'importe nil admirari et nil desperandum. 48 hours and no sleep. Strung out on milk duds and copious amounts of sweet stuff from a bottle. Says Psudoephidrine.... After wading through amazingly large amounts of email(who could think from 3 days away you could get 73 mails? and i have no life....) i finally reach the apex of the mountain of mail. RF. read..read..read... Anne - should i be scared that the character of jack connolly resembles me all the way down to the small malformitiy on my little toe, left foot. it's uncanny..... maybe you should put out casting calls. I'll be the one with the star wars book and the magic deck, or is that the WH40K army. anyone still with me? i can out nerd anyone. anyone who wants to challenge me can step up to the board. now. Sanders- thanks a lot for the release dates. now i will have no money for the rest of the year (but i will be happy). it may just be me, but i'm sure i saw "hello nasty" in my record store yesterday. ah well, that would be the hallucinations again. Everyone must go out and buy "Try Whistling This". Neil Finn is the most talented songwriter alive. Just ask me, cos i know. Split Enz. Crowded House. natch. got my tickets for the plane today. first show ever so the boys better make it a good one or ill be crushed for life. 500km is not too much. i know what im talking about. yeah. new pratchett book! yay for me, you and the rest of our kingdom. Rincewind, XXXX, what more could we ask for. The Art of War is a very, very interesting read. We all love tactical diatribes, don't we. Bring on the weekend i say! i am gonna kick ass. Heat is a good thing, and i wish we had some. -7 Celsius is tooo cold. damn living on a frigging mountain on the wrong side of the world! it is in winter, anyhow. cold. cold. brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. and other shivering noises. i am extremly mucigenous. can anyone explain neo-lamarckism to me? did you know that nike is the greek goddess of victory? direct all cricket questions to me. is the word bentent onomatopoeic? or simply a sop to make me feel better for wasting your lives? you choose. well, im off in my drug/alcohol/cold induced stupor to play wargames, drink various alcoholic beverages and walk of the edge of a gorge. or i might just crawl back into bach. bned. bed.(crawl into bach? ich. gotta love typos) Jordan Anyone wanna mess with me, you mess with my silky terrier too. And he could savage the hell outta your ankle if you ain't careful. _________________________________________________________ DO YOU YAHOO!? Get your free @yahoo.com address at http://mail.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 13 Jul 1998 00:27:59 EDT From: HndOfChaos@aol.com Subject: subyjektjektjekt...ain't go no subject Um....The Files hath been slow as of late. So.....here we go: Jem and Holograms frightens me. I used to watch this cartoon, I think. A lady with bright pink hair? that had magical earrings and could change into an alter ago and walk into walls and her mom died on an airplane? and there was one nice girl in the Misfits? who always wanted to be nice to the Jem girls....something about an orphanage? and once they opened a radio station. FWIW, the music that the misfits played was actually better than jem's. i'm delusional, yes. nah nah nah! funny how i remember all the details of the story, but not the name of the cartoon. Then again, I used to watch Heathcliff, I think. ew...... I think Brian Dennis of Dag looks like D.B. Sweeney, the actor. Remember The Cutting Edge? Strange Luck? hmm....I'm disturbing the blue crack rocks again, Scott. "Our love would be much better if I gave a damn..." Ben Folds Five action figures would be freaky. Any Ben Folds Five merchandise would be freaky especially if they were inflatable? or life-size? I'm worried what Julie and Lucy and etc. would do to a giant life-sized Darren. And BFF undies? I'm not even gonna TOUCH that one. Virtual raspberries for everybody in the RF RW house (which has been strangely quiet as of late)! :P Spencer, where are you? It's silent in the house and there are muffled sounds coming from the basement and I know not why all the hankerchiefs are gone. Uh-oh.... Hmmm.............Why do people go into a Ben Folds Five chatroom just to talk about Barenaked Ladies, Belle and Sebastian, and They Might Be Giants. Hey, just 'cause we don't talk about Ben Folds Five doesn't mean that we're off topic. Does it? Clayton is my favorite loser. Erik is my favorite drunkard. Markus is my favorite hunk. Lucy is my favorite roadie. Um....wait a sex...damn. that ain't right. I meant to write wait a S-E-C. sec., sec. second. Second. SEC. SEX. What is wrong with my keyboard? Damn Microsoft natural keyboard... Verdana still rocks. So does Freecell. and #benfoldsfive. I met this girl, she said she killed Axl Rose. Why is the BFF email address shutting down? It's hard being one of Ginger's...er...Satan's minions...you have to stay up all night, sleep with a lot of people. do horrible and terrible things to people in charge. Oh, the things to ponder. Thanks to you guys, I am now reading all the Dragonlance I have. Again. Funny how to seem to forget all those little sniveling details after not touching the books after a year. I have a question for you all: What would your personal hell be like? Hmm? How's about it? Well....See you during the AOL BFF orgy.... Um....Hail...somebody. Hail Hannah! Muahahhahaaaa....I am the master of chaos. ~Kathryn "People often ask if I'm on something. I answer yes, I'm on AOL." THE STRANGEST THINGS ...a web site which only works if I want it to!... http://members.xoom.com/HndOfChaos ```````````````````````````````````````` Padding a message with empty lines of nothing is fun. ------------------------------ End of The Rockford Files V1 #182 *********************************