From: owner-rockford-files-digest@smoe.org (The Rockford Files) To: rockford-files-digest@smoe.org Subject: The Rockford Files V1 #166 Reply-To: rockford-files@smoe.org Sender: owner-rockford-files-digest@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-rockford-files-digest@smoe.org Precedence: bulk The Rockford Files Friday, June 26 1998 Volume 01 : Number 166 Today's Filings: ----------------- Clarification cha-cha-cha the perfect saturday night Hello Oh, I feel *so* strange....Where am I? Huh?...Uh....Lost on the Highway. Again. cabal Ladies and Gentlemen, Start you Engines! ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Thu, 25 Jun 1998 08:20:51 -0400 From: Sean Kiely Subject: Clarification cha-cha-cha a quintet constitutes 5 members, while Ben Folds Five only has three. So it's a trio (power trio if you ask me). If this was the armchair the person who made that mistake would be in tears right now.... sean PS - Courtney - I caught the summertime reference :) ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 25 Jun 1998 08:59:43 -0400 From: Jake Alderman Subject: the perfect saturday night This Saturday is destine to be the best night ever. I'm getting together with some old friends at my place. We are going to do a little drinking. And best of all we are renting SPICE WORLD. It is going to be awesome. I think everyone is curious to see it. I know I am. This is the only way I could get up the balls to rent it. We are probally going to envolve a drinking game, ( I'm thinking we'll play the every time you see hard nipples everyone drinks, we might pass out to quick though). If you have any ideas drop me a line. I'm looking for the perfect spiceworld punch. JAKE ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 25 Jun 1998 13:46:35 -0400 From: Jake Alderman Subject: Hello Is this thing on? ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 25 Jun 1998 18:22:30 EDT From: HndOfChaos@aol.com Subject: Oh, I feel *so* strange....Where am I? Huh?...Uh....Lost on the Highway. Again. Hello, hello, hello--- GINGER: Yes, I'm afraid of Entertainment Tonight, as well. Wait, you mean the ET of the movie. Damn. MARKUS'S THREAD: Ha! Well...here it is... AMPē -- Just because I'm a sucker. Plus, it was yellow. I need more colorful CDs. Wait, that's only one CD. Okay, well, that was a list of all the CDs I have in the CD-ROM drive of my computer.. HNDOFCHAOS: Yes, it is Hand of Chaos...Kathryn is here. Late, as usual, but here. My handle comes from...a book...And now that I KNOW there is a Dragonlance reader on this list, hello to you. Well...I do love my Margaret Weis and Tracy Hickman books...I love The Immortals by Tracy Hickman, its beautifully written but scary as hell..oops, off track, once again!...My SN--It's NOT a heavy metal band...sorry. Anne, I'll go with you to the next Preservation Society meeting. I have no idea exactly WHAT you're supposed to be preserving, but I'll go anyway. MIX TAPES: Yes! Yes! Yes! Please? RFRW: Also, I'm sorry for being late. I lost Courtney. Or she lost me. Don't blame me if we have conflicting stories. It's not my fault! Swing scares me. I left. How was I supposed to know I was in Austin? Not to mention that I think I lost about three days of my life...Interesting world, isn't it? Anyway, I finally found the RF RW New Orleans house. Figures. Ask the neighbors where the television crews are and they're clueless. Ask the neighbors where the bunch of people having sex and drinking is and they're clueless. Ask them, instead, where all the smoke is coming from and where all the police cars are headed, and, well.....At least I found you. I have one question: Why were you all drinking on the roof and throwing things that were aflame into the neighbor's pool and re-enacting your favorite Cops and Real Life Stories of the Highway Patrol scenes? What movie are we in again? I wonder what shall happen when the RF RR crew runs through New Orleans.... Plus I'm beginning to suspect that we're going to have problems when we all want to go on-line at the same time. Is it possible to have seven/eight/nine different phone lines in one location? Hey, let's all not eat for a month.... Let's see...I choose this room, which is nice and roomy for my claustrophobia. I also brought my reams and reams of Smashing Pumpkins CDs (Yes, I am a closet SP fan) so you will all hate me because all I listen to are obscure SP b-sides and tech-no-tronica (a word of my own creation) + other bizarre and eclectic things...and possibly, Mongolian Funk. I will also make you watch what you eat and stuff crates of fruit down your throats because I'm going to be the super- healthy Californian, I think. Stop staring as I take these 15 pills...Yes, they're ALL legal! Plus, we'll all try to play the piano. Spencer, teach me *this* song, please....? And we'll all watch Millenium, because I said so, and my friends will send me video tapes to subject us all to *bad* (as in naughty) anime and Monty Python and Star Trek. > Grrls: Anne, Courtney, Kathryn > Boys: Markus, Matthew, Spencer, Erik Tell me, who's the other girl? This house needs more estrogen, I tells ya....AND, why don't WE have a web page, FL? You're IN the house... FIVE=THREE?: What? Do you all mean to tell me that quintet DOESN'T mean three? MUSIC NEXUS: Did any of you happen to catch this? Ooh, Ben talks 5 or 6 times and they call it an interactive radio show! With playing the studio cuts of songs and stupid commercials: "Hi, Webly..." "We have EVERY CD imaginable...." AOL IM: HndOfChaos. Simple. A FUNNY THING HAPPENED WHILE READING THE MA: Was reading some guy's post and I found myself agreeing with post of his points, I scroll up to see who sent it: Brad654@AOL.com. *THAT* Brad. What is WRONG with me? Or maybe he has finally taken a common sense pill? Or is it me? Plus, the "Kate wasn't/isn't a single" topic had me rollicking because, hey, if there isn't a Kate single then why do people keep asking if that's really KATE on the cover? Hmmm.....:) > 8 LUCKY people are going on a virtual journey throughout 3 continents. > > Eric, John, Scott, Katie, Jessica, Sandi, Ginger, and Megan. Somehow this combination of people REALLY frightens me. :) Ginger, how are you gonna keep Scott outta yer bed now? LOL. Katie, stop flirting with every single guy you meet. Oh, Scott? Didn't he tell you he's gay? Ah, well...that's an episode for another day.... Gimme a mountain dew.... ~Kathryn ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 25 Jun 1998 17:06:49 PDT From: "Courtney Knopf" Subject: cabal Oh my dear lord, i think my head is going to explode. I just got an email from my roommate (who lives in Seattle) that Rufus Wainwright and Sean Lennon are sharing a bill at RCKNDY on July 22nd!!!! Color me there! markus...? Wanna come? Okay, now all I have to do is find a way up there. Maybe I can talk my friend Molly into driving up (I have no car and I'm 19 and *gasp* have no license). If not, looks like the trian for me. I REFUSE to take greyhound. that's one of the seven levels of hell if you ask me. But anyway, other stuff...I think it was Carrie who was talking about the lyric in "Seeing Other People" that goes "Lay on the bed there. Kissing just for practice. can we please be objective 'cause the other boys are queuing up behind us" I heard that when he's writing songs, Stuart writes from a female viewpoint...so i guess it's about a girl making out with him, eh? And just to steal a joke from the B&S list and make it pertinent to our boys..... Q: How many mambers of Ben folds Five does it take to change a lightbulb? A: All of them, but we have to wait until the end of the year. Oh, that shirt I ordered from J. Peterman the other day, guess what color it was? Brick. I shit you not. ~Courtney The Sultraness of Swing "Aldo! Havn't you heard of Prohibition?!" "Herad of it? What do you think paid for this house!?" ______________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 25 Jun 1998 22:48:53 EDT From: Eriklyons1@aol.com Subject: Ladies and Gentlemen, Start you Engines! As Tone-Loc would say, "Let's do it!" Break it down one time... the winnie is all fuel up. Is the cast ready to rumble?? good. I need the cast to goto EPISODE ONE: http://members.tripod.com/~elyons/episode_one.htm Of course, being an interactive, Truman kinda-deal, EVERYONE can visit the page to get the lowdown on the cast's first clue and adventure. To the RF RealWorld cast, give me a couple days to get the house going....I have MANY fun things to do, however, it wouldn't be fun if'n I didn't do it right...But I will tell you this, I LOVE the theme song....I just wanted to get the RFRR cast moving toward the first BeFeFe concert.... Sorry I couldn't add anything more funny and choke full of wit, but it is time for beddy-bye!! "Give me back my Mountain Dew bottle you freak!!!" - -"don" FL *kissa my ring* ------------------------------ End of The Rockford Files V1 #166 *********************************