From: owner-rockford-files-digest@smoe.org (The Rockford Files) To: rockford-files-digest@smoe.org Subject: The Rockford Files V1 #149 Reply-To: rockford-files@smoe.org Sender: owner-rockford-files-digest@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-rockford-files-digest@smoe.org Precedence: bulk The Rockford Files Wednesday, June 10 1998 Volume 01 : Number 149 Today's Filings: ----------------- i love the rockford files. woo-fuckin hoo. I'm pathetic and this is boring "sad poor pathetic little me..." OH NO!! IT'S A NO DOUBT QUOTE! THE HORROR!!!!!! Atlanta Dude... Move over granny! Big Daddy comin' through! N-n-n-n-nineteen This Still Rocks double D for me!! (?) oy vey! Hello! Atlanta 6-14-98 Unearned unhappiness *boom*boom*boom*boom*-"6 AM, day after Christmas" Delurk, delurk It's all me. I clench my teeth...and i'm there Sheet music, Oz music and other such intangible subjects AIRWALK!! (I guess that means "uncle " now.) Befefan fiction.... ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Tue, 9 Jun 1998 03:46:40 EDT From: F2G2@aol.com Subject: i love the rockford files. woo-fuckin hoo. smirk. hey......who wants to be the heggemon? i nominate.........spencer. "no, that's a carb on the pipe and......" teach all the new rf-ers we found somewhere along the line the secret handshake and the boog-a-loo and electonic darts and the foxtrot and..... uh........ matthew ps. no initiation rituals like animal house's. markus. ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 09 Jun 1998 17:52:26 +1000 From: Slinky Girl Subject: I'm pathetic and this is boring I'm bored... blah blah blah I'm feeling lonely I run out of email friends and....I want to trade again so pulease!!!! EMAIL ME *gets this evil look on her face* oohhh I'm cranky now (my ICQ got wiped off) :( geez JULIES AUSTRALIAN BEN FOLDS FIVE NEWS SITE: http://www.angelfire.com/me/katefolds/ ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 9 Jun 1998 04:40:24 EDT From: Snowwite67@aol.com Subject: "sad poor pathetic little me..." OH NO!! IT'S A NO DOUBT QUOTE! THE HORROR!!!!!! << Watership Down >> awwwwww the book and the movie always made me cry! How's that for a short and pointless post? :) No one ever responds to my posts. I feel so useless, so...so unwanted. My whole existence is meaningless! Kill me! Kill me now!!!!!!!!! - -Lauren ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 09 Jun 1998 09:16:47 -0400 From: Jaki Hsieh Subject: Atlanta I AM GOING TO THE ATLANTA SHOW!!! Sorry, I am just very very very very very excited :). But I will be there with my boyfriend, who has loved BFF for two years but refuses to join any mailing lists (which is actually a good thing considering his mailing list history!). Anycow, I thought Sanders (AKA noctum from #benfoldsfive on undernet on IRC) was coordinating a little get together? Welp just letting you all know, I will be there :) Wewp!!! :) Jaki ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 9 Jun 1998 09:37:47 -0400 (EDT) From: Eric Patton Subject: Dude... Pluvius Dope! Man, that's a name I hoped lost to iniquity. I still shudder to think that guy is a member of society. Good thing I'm not, eh? VIVA ZAPISTA!!!! ERIC _______________________________________________________________________________ "I'm just an ordinary man, living an extrordinary life." -Chris Smith, High Priest of the Church of Unrequited Love _______________________________________________________________________________ ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 09 Jun 1998 09:21:44 -0600 From: "Erik C. Lyons" Subject: Move over granny! Big Daddy comin' through! Was watching the news this morning and saw an interesting site that might be useful to all the Fjords who travel endless miles to see the explosive sounds of Ben Folds Five. http://www.speedtrap.com/speedtrap/ You got it. It lists the many speedtraps throughout the world. YES! The world. So you might like it. Especially if Benny ever decides to tour Pakistan. I hear they will cut body parts off for speeding. (to those Fjords I sent this individually, please don't hit the reply-to-all button (TINA!!!!! she will never learn Markus, never, ever.)) If I think of any more fun to share, I will get back to you all! Oh, and btw, I must say I am *SO PLEASED* to see our vegasbaby (Courtney) on the loose-mail version. Now we will see even quicker sarcasm on the list! Beautiful baby, beautiful! - -me, the fl, and webwatcher. ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 9 Jun 1998 10:29:22 -0400 From: Anne Lyons Subject: N-n-n-n-nineteen The average age of soldiers in WWII was 26 In Vietnam it was 19 Sorry... reliving the days when I listened to my crappy clock-radio to listen to the latest "hot" tunes... ahhhh yes... back in the day when I thought Madonna was black (well, c'mon! Listen to the original recording of "Holiday" before she put out any videos and tell me that she doesn't sound like what'sherface who sang "Let's Hear It For the Boy". Shoot. What *was* her name? Denise something? Oh damn. There goes my credibility, huh? Not that I don't know the name of the girl who sang LHIFTB, but that I even remember that song. Ahhhhh... but Footloose is hard to forget. Back to the subject I go: So I was reminiscing about when I was young and naive and all I had was an old fashioned tape recorder (you know the one I mean... the type you use in langauge labs) and I would tape the good stuff, like Duran Duran's 'Rio' and Def Leppard's 'Bringin' On the Heartbreak' and Roger Daltry's 'After the Fire' by holding up the tape recorder to the clock radio. Of course, the fuzziness of the recording made the songs difficult to listen to... but I ask you, how else was I going to learn that the lyrics were "From mountains in the north down to the Rio Grande"? And yes... Margaret Cho does do a bit in her act on recording songs with her tape recorder... it just so happens that I did as well. Sure I could have bought the 45, like I did for Hungry Like the Wolf... but the truth is, I didn't have much cashola at the time. And albums were so much more expensive than 45's! Really, the only albums we had that I listened to were J. Geils' 'Freeze Frame', Journey's 'Escape' and Billy Joel's 'Glass Houses'. So I guess that ain't too, too shabby! What do you mean: "Shut up, you tramp! This is a BFF mail list, you music whore!" [I've taken to picking fights with myself, because I find me to be a pompous idiot who won't shut up.] But I digress... Kathryn & her dream: BTW... great post on the MA... It was truly hysterical! Now, on to the interpretation of the dream. Hmmmmmmmm... well-behaved 12 year olds in the audience, huh? Well, obviously, this is an alternate universe, since there is no such thing as a well-behaved 12 year old at a concert. [What do you mean... "Shut your piehole, you crude excuse for a grandmother!"] Getting back to it: the well-behaved 12 year olds is probably a manifestation of your inner child's giddy pleasure at seeing BFF. The fact that the room is filled with them is your desire to have them "to yourself" (which also resonates in the smallish, set apart setting...) The people outside are well-to-do folk... yet they are outside while you are in. So you are ecstatic... this is "your" night. Then, of course, your Id slaps down your Superego and has you "ruining" song after song by opening a creaky door. Of course all is right in the end as the Boys laugh at your antics, rather than getting upset by them. The final section, where they play OAD for you is your final victory... is it any wonder that they play the anthem of all those interested in revenge & growing up? Basically, the dream is about maturity and privilege... or it could be that fudgsicle you had just before bedtime... Anne as Denmother: Who died in the coup and made me *Denmother*??!!?!?!?!! I was only in Brownies for about 2 years... I never even made it into Girl Scouts! I was too busy playing softball and being in school plays and taking ballet and jazz lessons and cheerleading and being the editor of the school newspaper to leave any time for the pretty green jumper with all the patches and most importantly... that neato beret! But I digress... If I have made it to Denmother here... well, then we can handle this in two ways... I can behave like the original denmother... by allowing you all your playtime, and then nipping you into submission when you've been naughty, while modeling correct hunting behavior until you are all ready to kill your dinner on your own, while regurgitating my own kills for all the newbie pups on the list. Or I can model the more recent type of denmother... and give you all your badges for your individual achievements. What's it to be? Anne as Anniepants: What the...? This name came out of left field... first Markus and now E is calling me "Anniepants"? I've perused my nickname list... and while it contains AnnieBananie, Lucy, Saw, Wig and Sparky... I've never been called Anniepants. But I don't mind too much.... but can someone answer me this: Is 'pants' a noun or a verb in this nickname? Anne wants to know... Anne's preference for the alphabet: I am partial to some letters more than others... and some are quite intriguing! *sigh* if only I could get more on a daily basis... And finally: Anne's lonely trip to SPAC: It was OK. Sorry for the unenthusiastic start... so I will improve on it here: The BFF set rocked... there seemed to be a pretty high level of energy (although maybe I am projecting here, as I had heard over and over how tired the boys seemed, so maybe I was expecting more tiredness). But since I was driving there all on my lonesome and drivign back all on my lonesome, I didn't stay for the whole Beck set - -- just for the first bit. I had seen Beck at last year's HORDE tour... so I'd seen him before -- fine showmanship and all. The drive out and back was actually kind of fun (being by myself). Did a lot of thinking and whatnot. But would I do it again by myself? Probably not. I didn't even bother to try to meet anyone (I know, I know... I don't seem all that shy, do I?). Plus the long drive back was hanging over my head. And since I was driving alone... there was no drinking. Well, very little anyway! It turned out to be more of a mellow, soul-searching trip rather than a raucous good time... and there you have it. Take care! - -Anne P.S. My prom gown came off in the privacy of my own room, thankyouverymuch! Of course, I then returned in the limo to the all-night party with my boyfriend, and then we walked the 3 miles back to my house at 4 in the morning... (Jim was allowed to sleep in my living room). Then we fooled around on the floor of my living room for about an hour... he got a friendly- well, never mind what he got. = ) (If you are truly curious, you can e-mail me privately, and I'll explain the friendly line). But my senior hop gown... now that is a different story! *grin* ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 9 Jun 1998 08:00:02 -0700 From: "Kamp, Marcus S" Subject: This Still Rocks I'm pretty much done w/pissing on the chair, but I hafta say that our assault worked wonders on several levels. 1st of all, it made me very happy 'cause it was much more fun than I'd suspected it'd be. 2nd, it made me (like E) really proud of what the Files has become (I love my dead gay listserve!). 3rd, we shanghaied some of the best Helmetheads for our own fray! Stacy & Jess are definitely welcome, as are the rest of you. Like I said to 1 of you directly, anyone who's joined because of our assault clearly recognizes our sense of humor & shares the need for a more serene & positive BFF shrine. Welcome, welcome all! Oh, and 4th, it gave me an even higher respect for some of our ol' buddies (Eric, Matt, Dave, Scott (for keepin' it positive), Spencer, & others truly impressed me! Don't feel left out E & Anne, you'd already impressed the pants off me-Anne, you can do that anytime you want:-), but E, please keep your hands above the table!) As far as Sinfo-mation goes, if any of you want, I can duplicate my copy of our old tape (3 years ago while still in KC, but now sold out!!!), or you can wait a couple months for our CD. Email me or just watch for updates here on your Rockford Files! ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 9 Jun 1998 10:46:20 From: "Hannah Kuhlmann" Subject: double D for me!! (?) Eric, I'm gonna let you *borrow* my shares of Darren for a little while, because I've seen the light, and it outlines the skinny sillhouette of one Dan Wilson. Figured I'd post a quick review of my Semisonic concert experience on the list 'cause I know there's at least 2 or 3 fans out there. * . First of all, Ben needs to cover Semisonic's Temptation, I think. Throughout the show, I kept noticing similarities in lyrical styles between the two funky bunches, which would contribute to successful covers in my opinion. Oh, and the fact that apparently they sound exactly the fuck the same. (?!?) My other comment is that from now on, I think Robert is legally required to do what I've now dubbed the "Danny loves to play guitar" dance for every song, which involves a side to side hip sway, legs and torso stationary (sort of Elvis, sort of not. . .) Semisonic involves a lot of audience participation, and a lot of banter. Maybe just because it was thier hometown. And hey, they turn the house lights on during Closing Time!! and you get to sing along a lot, which pleased mr. hardcore fan behind me to no end. Anyway, you're in for quite a show, Carrie! (you're seeing them in K city, right?) Say hi to Dan for me. :) OK, I'm done now, you can stop skipping my post. what is the deal with that really really cool ass painting of Ben? I couldn't get any of the links on the page to work, so I was just left staring curiously at it, like a little monkey without a man in a yellow hat to explain things to me. Somebody'd better enlighten me, before I get into the ether. . .oh hey, I heard Arnold Schwarzenegger wants to play the man in the yellow hat in the movie of curious George. I think this is carry-over from some weird game he plays with Maria, where she like scampers around the estate in undersized green overalls, and all their guards chase her and stuff, and then Arnold comes and rescues/scolds her. . .ouch, that's hot! Does anybody know how Carbon 14 dating works? I mean, *really* know? Well, I don't. that's why I'm going to fail my geology exam now, and you're not. OH, and one last thing. I'm taking suggestions for a new signature file, because my old one is as stale and trite as, well, Maria Shriver!! woohoo! but just for old time's sake, here it is again. . . - ------------------------------------------ Hannah Kuhlmann - kuhl0025@tc.umn.edu **FLASHY BEN FOLDS FIVE WEBSITE** AT http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Cafe/1094/ - ------------------------------------------ ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 9 Jun 1998 11:50:43 -0400 (EDT) From: Ginger Nance Subject: oy vey! Guten tag, alles! My Ben dream: the guys were playing at a club, and after the club my friends and I went to try to find the guys and ended up wandering through some ghettoish place, quite scary even though no one was out on the streets. We finally find Ben shaking hands with kids in an elementary school (hmm...more 12 year olds in dreams, scary!) but by then I was separated from my friends. Ben gives me a big hug and says "I sure am glad to see you because I don't have to work tomorrow and the guys won't go out with me. Let's hit the clubs!" I was like, umm, okay, but was stressed because I wanted to find my friends so they wouldn't leave without me because I really did have to work th next day, but still wanted to go clubbing with Ben. It was bizarre, especially when Ben started cabbage-patching. Random story: anyone here read the newsgroup? Dean Friedman posted saying how he loves BFF but thinks that Ben is paying homage to his hit Ariel b/c Kate is so similar to it, and maybe some acknowledgement of that would be cool. Okay, so I don't see it, but damn, poor Dean got flamed far worse than we RFers ever did. Atlanta: Sunday, I can't wait! Um, there's supposedly a gathering in the park before the show, and I'm welcoming folks to get some IHOP after the show with me if they want. Either way I'll be wearing a name tag so say hi if you see me! Hmm, that's about it I think. Bye! Ginger :) Ooooo Ginger Nance ( ) ginger_nance@unc.edu ) ( http://www.unc.edu/~gnance (o) GO HEELS!! ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 9 Jun 1998 13:42:40 EDT From: Lokavidu@aol.com Subject: Hello! Hello one and all! I'm new to the list and after spending a couple days lurking, I thought I would introduce myself. My name is Noelle, I'm from Indianapolis, and I have been a Ben Folds Five fan for about 4 years now. I will get the hell out of high school next year and hope to attend either Oxford or Columbia University. Anyway, I'm sure you'll find out more about me as time moves on, but I am rather quiet. So, if you want to know anything just ask. I look forward to my future with the Rockford Files. Lots of Love, Noelle ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 10 Jun 1998 13:17:55 -0500 From: Sanders Hall Subject: Atlanta 6-14-98 Heya everyone! Anyways, if anyone is interested in meeting up with fellow BFF fans from the MA mailing list, #BenFoldsFive on the Undernet IRC network, etc., I am organizing a meet-n-greet before the show on Sunday. We will be meeting up before the show, probably in Piedmont Park not for sure yet, for a little picnic. If you are flying in for the show (Scott, etc.), there is a group that is going to be meeting up at the airport to pick up people and transport them to the picnic. Also, if you are flying in before Sunday and need a place to stay, Kim has opened up her house for the weekend for anyone to crash at. I, as well as many others will be arriving on Saturday and will be staying there. Anyways, sorry I don't have time to go into all the details, but if you are interested in meeting up or need a place to stay, email me back and I will send you all the details, etc. Hope to meet some of you and looking forward to a good time. Talk to you later. Have a good day! Sanders P.S.- Scott, you need to email me your flight schedule so I know when to be there to pick you up. And I think you will get a kick out of the sign we made for you. I don't think you will have a problem finding us this sign should stick out in the busy airport. well, talk to you later. bye bye P.P.S.- If anyone would like to see pictures from other meet-n-greets from this tour or would like to read the latest news on the band, visit http://bffirc.home.pages.de ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 09 Jun 1998 16:01:47 -0400 From: Sean Kiely Subject: Unearned unhappiness Well, I wanted to thank Erik for welcoming all us new ones to the list, this is the second digest I've gotten. It seems this Springer deal has broken up the armchair, I think I got 4 digests last night chock full of banter, cursing, and pure immaturity, which led me to the decision not that I don't like the Armchair, just none of the people on it. Thanks for providing a seemingly peaceful and friendly (low-impact) list. I'm looking forward to reading about all of your dreams... sean :) ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 9 Jun 1998 16:07:29 EDT From: FieryLox@aol.com Subject: *boom*boom*boom*boom*-"6 AM, day after Christmas" Whoa...I finally heard the techno version of Brick (by the by, Erik, it's NOT Ben singing, my friend who (gasp!) owns the CD pointed out that it was some random black guy singing), and I must say, the techno "My Heart Will Go On" was better*. So, Jordan, I would like to meet up in Atlanta! ;-) Oh, just FIVE MORE DAYS! Jessica, aren't we glad? Well, time to find some dutiful employment (argh, summer jobs. Personally, I'd rather have summer lovin'.) somewhere in or near Atlanta! Anyone on the Files run a newspaper and want a fresh-faced intern? :-) Toodles! Sara *better being a relative term, as in "Harrisburg, PA is BETTER than hell"** **And that was sarcasm, too. As if anything could top EVERYONE'S fave, "Brick". ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 09 Jun 1998 17:23:43 -0400 (EDT) From: Katy Demcak Subject: Delurk, delurk 'Lo, all. I thought I'd delurk. I'm Katy My prized posession is a drum thrown to me from Darren at the Hammerstein show this winter and signed by Robert, and my secret dream is that ben really IS a gay crackhead and will become the spokesperson for us gay crackheads everywhere. I'd share my BFF dreams, but they're all about mundane things like Ben and Robert getting into a big fight over who can marry me. Anyway, thanks for making me laugh, y'all, and I hope to get to know you better. cheers, katy ________ Katy Demcak kdemcak@wellesley.edu http://wilbur.wellesley.edu/a-m/kdemcak/kdemcak.html "I don't want you to lose your inhibitions/Just to be a bit more flexible by dictionary definitions/Be a bit more ductile like me" -- Ben Lee ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 09 Jun 1998 19:02:47 PDT From: "Courtney Knopf" Subject: It's all me. >Oh, and btw, I must say I am *SO PLEASED* to see our vegasbaby >(Courtney) on the loose-mail version. Now we will see even quicker >sarcasm on the list! Beautiful baby, beautiful! You like me! You really like me! well yeah, i like you guys too. I just couldn't stand waiting until the end of the day to hear from you all. I'm on another HIGH traffic list and thought to myself..what's another 12 messages a day? Much love, people. On another note, it looks like I'm going to be stage managing at the NXNW festival in August. Oh yeah, that means I'm IN CHARGE! Buahahahaha! Little do they know. But seriously, I'll be in charge of making sure everything runs smoothly at the venue I'm in charge of. Oh and I bet the bands will hate it. Here I am, FEMALE and I'm only 19, bossing them all around. I'll have to make myself a shirt that says Super Bitch on it (yeah lauren, you get one too). Oh I can't wait! I don't know what bands are lined up yet, as the final list has yet to be announced..... Hey marcus....are you signing up/have you signed up Sinforosa? If you do..request to play at Stage Four. that's the club that I'll be working. Ooh...I wonder if I get to wear a headset. You know...everyone else is fond of asterisks...I myself enjoy superfluous usage of elipses. For the record. ~Courtney The Sultraness of Swing "I don't want to get into a semantic arguement about it, I just want the protein!" ______________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 09 Jun 1998 23:23:09 -0400 From: Jessica Brandt Subject: I clench my teeth...and i'm there Hey, I don't know what "our" policy is on ripping on armchairites as of late, but this "What is the Rockford Files" question makes me feel rather old, and i am only 19! Now, the kid that asked the question has a legit reason not to understand, he's british. they don't have Nick at Nite ;) But then there's these kids who are replying to him! TIMMY: "The rockford files was a 70s television show. I want to say it had either Patrick Duffy or Burt Reynolds or Tom Selleck starring in it, but i'm not sure. It's just another cheesy detective show that bombed out after like 3 years, so..um..yeah" Whatever....starring James Garner, hit theme song, and it "ended" not bombed when Garner got bored with it. But i know you knew that, cuz some of you LIVED that (tee hee) SHAN: "first of all whoever wanted to know what the Rockford Files are it was a show in the um...70s, maybe? if i'm totally wrong someone please correct me but i since i missed the 70s by about 12 yrs i could be wrong" So why do you post if you don't even KNOW??? The blind leading the blind... DAVID: "Rockford Files was this old TV show where James Gardner played a private investigator. You can catch in on some B cable channels that play old TV shows." Better put, spelled his name wrong, but he just HAD to let the whole MA know that he is the foremost authority of "cheesy old tv". (Ever hear of provate mail?) CHANDRA: "so what is the RF? is it a mailing list too? i know it stands for rockford files, but that's about it." When it comes to brickheads, this girl is one shy. I KNOW she reads the MA, she posts every day. Then again, seems like lots of kids like to POST without actually READING anything to see if they're redundant. Another thing: The cleveland SCENE reviewer of the concert had this to say: "by the third ivory-tickling rocker, it became abundantly clear that these estatic fans were the type that weild mac and cheese at a BNL show". "Aw, for christ's sake!" Jess **************************************************************** I'm not just naked, I'm Naked for Jesus!!! * --+-Read The Shrubbery-+-- * http://www.theshrubbery.prohosting.com --New Every Month- -Humor, News and More-- * Ben Folds Five International Fans Page * http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Backstage/6814/fans.html --Get a "Ben" Pal- -Now Spans 11 Countries-- * Cousin Jess's World Wide Mess * http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Backstage/6814 --Tape Trading- Way Cool Links- Literary Madness-- ***************************************************************** ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 10 Jun 1998 11:22:33 +1000 From: Kate_Watkins%HBH@themis.com.au Subject: Sheet music, Oz music and other such intangible subjects Date: Tue, 2 Jun 1998 14:34:45 -0400 From: spencerc@usit.net (Spencer Corden) Subject: The sailors say, "Brandy, you're a fine girl...." <> Sorry if this is going to sound extremely dumb (but I am an Aussie after all) but is this sheet music for piano or guitar or is it like the one's you buy sometimes (but only rarely) which have the piano line and then the guitar chords above. BTW please don't jump on me or injure me in any other way, I only ask coz I no longer have access to a piano and I am looking for some music to practise my truly awful guitar playing on (I have been teaching myself for about 2 weeks so I only know about 6 chords!!!) <> Why don't you pick up on some of the truly brilliant Aussie music that is out there? There is an Australian Music Website at http://www.amws.com.au => if you want any suggestions, just e-mail me privately. There are a heap of great bands that I think you guys would love! (judging by the names I recognised in the CD's in my CD player thing a while back!) Especially mentionable is The Whitlams - they are awsome! Anyway, just for something different - I am curious about all of these people who have websites as part of their signature. I have had a look at a couple of them and just did not get it! Is it an American thing or what? Anyway, I was wondering if those that have them would put something brief in their next post saying what they are about? Then maybe my overtaxed (literally - you try studying for a Tax exam for 5 days straight) brain would be able to cope with the pure numbers of websites I am trying to access now that I finally have Internet access! Bentent - umm I finally got to see the BFF website? Oh I know! Do any of you know about BFF supposedly touring Aussie-land in the next month or so? or do you know how I would find out the dates? Must go and do some work so that I can actually get home before 7pm and start studying for my next exam (Drafting - only mildly better than Tax Law!) See ya Kate. ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 10 Jun 1998 00:36:58 From: "Hannah Kuhlmann" Subject: AIRWALK!! (I guess that means "uncle " now.) wow, I get home from watching Transylvania 6-5000 and Johnny Dangerously, and suddenly I'm getting a free dinner with Eric! and then not. . . oh well. Guess he's too busy chasin' after DJ (NOT the one from full house, dammit!) to play mystery date with me. (Hey, that pick-a-bride kid goes to my school, there was an article about him in our U paper. . .I didn't know he was famous!) Carrie, tell me about Semisonic. Everybody, tell me about Atlanta. those are your assignments, kids. 'night! - -Hannah p.s. my e-mail does NOT have a reply-all button. It's my blessing, it's my curse. - ------------------------------------------ Hannah Kuhlmann - kuhl0025@tc.umn.edu **FLASHY BEN FOLDS FIVE WEBSITE** AT http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Cafe/1094/ - ------------------------------------------ ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 09 Jun 1998 22:55:13 PDT From: "Courtney Knopf" Subject: Befefan fiction.... Long ago and far away our FL was working on a lovely, Oz inspired tale.... When we last left off, our heroes had hog-tied Kathy Griffin (the wicked witch) and were off to traverse teh Yellow Brick Road in search of Spiceworld, U.S.A. So my question is......what happens now? Eh? You left us hanging, man! And I am horrlible about delayed gratification. Hmm..and since many of us have had Dave Foley phases...i was watching Newsradio tonight, and did anyone else notice that it looked like he was wearing a hairpiece? I mean wow, it just SO didn't look real! ~Courtney The Sultraness of Swing "Scheist. The nipples of Mother Hope have run dry." ______________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com ------------------------------ End of The Rockford Files V1 #149 *********************************