From: owner-rockford-files-digest@smoe.org (The Rockford Files) To: rockford-files-digest@smoe.org Subject: The Rockford Files V1 #147 Reply-To: rockford-files@smoe.org Sender: owner-rockford-files-digest@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-rockford-files-digest@smoe.org Precedence: bulk The Rockford Files Monday, June 8 1998 Volume 01 : Number 147 Today's Filings: ----------------- So where's the hazing beer? yadda yadda yadda blah blah blah blah shoe and stuff illegal web activities. . .shhhh! ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sun, 07 Jun 1998 04:02:58 -0400 From: Jessica Brandt Subject: So where's the hazing beer? Hey kats and kitties, I'm Jessica-from-Sandi's-School, new to the Fjords of BenTent for a week now. I am SO mad that i wasn't part of this before. Mad and hurt too. Why didn't anyone mail me? *sob* I thought when i traded with you I bcame your friend. BUT i will not cry over this cuz it would make me seem like i really do give a fvck what cyber-people think of me and uh...i don't. really. i have a REAL life, i swear... so for BenTent, i REALLY hope that the guys just sit their asses down for a very long time in Chapel Hill, very soon. For one, they are playing too many shows and i cannot possibly keep up with my tape trading of 98 shows!! ;) Secondly, when i saw them in cleve-o they were so...blah....i think the old material is getting old, and not to knock them (cuz i love 'em) but the way the industry works, they'll be playing the SOS for a while unless they get some new stuff under their belt. Thirdly, they have GOT to be getting road-weary now. Christ, who do they think they are, BNL? And finally, who WOULDN'T like a new album right about now? huh? huh? right. non-bentent You all think you're funny, huh? Well baby, check out THE SHRUBBERY (URL at the end, here) and drop us a line if you'd like to write for us. Cuz we sure as hell do appreciate funny fvcks like y'all! Don't worry, the June issue is a couple days away and this post is SURELY not the end of what you'll be hearing about THE SHRUB. jess-from-sandi's-school **************************************************************** I'm not just naked, I'm Naked for Jesus!!! * --+-Read The Shrubbery-+-- * http://www.theshrubbery.prohosting.com --New Every Month- -Humor, News and More-- * Ben Folds Five International Fans Page * http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Backstage/6814/fans.html --Get a "Ben" Pal- -Now Spans 11 Countries-- * Cousin Jess's World Wide Mess * http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Backstage/6814 --Tape Trading- Way Cool Links- Literary Madness-- ***************************************************************** ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 7 Jun 1998 04:22:31 EDT From: F2G2@aol.com Subject: yadda yadda yadda blah blah blah blah a brief epiphany i had coming home at 2.15 am. (no, i was not drunk, merely engrossed in a double-header baseball game on my friend brett's playstation. triple play 99, know what i'm saying? me, 2-0. astros 12, cubbies 7. padres 4, giants 2. {all padres hits were solo shots......}) anyhow....... i was driving along listening to the radio which played the brown's number one hit of 1959, "3 bells". shortly thereafter, during the next song's line "what's your name, who's your daddy?" i almost hit a fox who was attempting to chase down a rabbit. seriously. said a little prayer for fiver to run fast and came home. there's the scenario, here's what i concluded. it's a pretty good time to be alive. the soundtrack to our lives is certainly bitchin now AND getting better. (i'll say it so you don't have to......hannah's right, we love the music, a pure enough fact. bf5 is one of many bands who is leading the way towards a new composite style hitherto unknown.) question, any & all: how does one know when one's found the One? uh........just curious. matthew ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 06 Jun 1998 14:16:13 -0400 From: Jaki Hsieh Subject: shoe and stuff *tosses Matthew's shoe back* Here you go good thing I ducked :P and yep u got my name right :) *applause* Hannah: Thanks for the welcome. Yah weird time to join the list, right as you guys are attacking the MA. *shrug* If you guys wanna fight go fer it :P My question is "What would Ben (God) think?" :) Jaki ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 7 Jun 1998 13:53:44 From: "Hannah Kuhlmann" Subject: illegal web activities. . .shhhh! the evil brick techno re-mix is now available exclusively to you fjorders at http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Cafe/5514/shara.html (sorry, Shara, it's not just for you anymore. . .) I made that nifty picture from video stills and screen captures off the launch CDROM, which incidentally is a great tip. very funny, even if it's nothing we haven't all heard before. I see Dan Wilson's cute mug tonight!! Eeeek! I mean- Semisonic. I see Semisonic tonight. A musical group whose work I respect. Fine performers, those boys. I'll try to tell 'em you said hi, Carrie. . . glad you like the newspaper, BTW. :) OK, enough of this content heavy crap. bye! - ------------------------------------------ Hannah Kuhlmann - kuhl0025@tc.umn.edu **FLASHY BEN FOLDS FIVE WEBSITE** AT http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Cafe/1094/ - ------------------------------------------ ------------------------------ End of The Rockford Files V1 #147 *********************************