From: owner-rockford-files-digest@smoe.org (The Rockford Files) To: rockford-files-digest@smoe.org Subject: The Rockford Files V1 #79 Reply-To: rockford-files@smoe.org Sender: owner-rockford-files-digest@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-rockford-files-digest@smoe.org Precedence: bulk The Rockford Files Wednesday, April 8 1998 Volume 01 : Number 079 Today's Filings: ----------------- Amanda wants to mount Scott Thompson??? So you wanna sell(out)abration?? Going to B in Cali on May 9? HORDE ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Wed, 08 Apr 1998 08:51:52 -0400 From: Carrie Subject: Amanda wants to mount Scott Thompson??? I can't understand, truly. I'm trying to understand which Scott Thompson character gives off this desirable glow: Buddy, the ultra-effette barfly who does those... monologues? Bauer, the dumbass pothead friend of Bobby? The "He's Gay!" guy from "Brain Candy"? ("Where's your father?" "Oh, upstairs masturbating to gay porn again....") The old slow-thinking loser of "Feelyat!"? ("Ist ein glock, nay... Der gefashnung? Nay... Ist ein heshnah? Eh, heshnah? Nay nay nay nay nay... Este Peech?") I'm afraid this fetish escapes me. I missed Semisonic on Conan last night due to life complications. Will someone please tell me how it went? No Bentent. Just confusion. Carrie "Oh, I am still wondering about Tony: where he eez, who he eez weeth, what he eez doing, what eez he theenking about, eez he theenking of me, and if he will ever return to me one day..." (I love KitH, but I can't understand this Scott Thompson thing.) ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 08 Apr 1998 08:57:12 -0600 From: "Erik C. Lyons" Subject: So you wanna sell(out)abration?? Not even going there...but I will go here... "Ben Folds Five, along with Triplefastaction, Ani DiFranco and others*, is contributing to the upcoming 'Teleconned, Volume I: We Want The Airwaves,' released by No Alternative Records." The compilation is a benefit sponsored by Americans for Radio Diversity. (*Soul Coughing, Low, Walt Mink, Firewater, Matt Wilson, His Name Is Alive, Kristin Hersh, Thrush Hermit, Magnatone, Dead Hot Workshop, Dylan Hicks, The Lemon Merchants, Galaxy Gravity, Nicole Blackman and Scanner) Release Date: May 5, 1998 more details @ radiodiversity.com g'mornin' my fellow Fjords.... - -FL ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 08 Apr 1998 09:20:14 -0600 From: "Erik C. Lyons" Subject: Going to B in Cali on May 9? If so, and you don't have tix yet for the show, there is a chance to register to win free tix on my homepage. Concert Direct is sponsoring the giveaway. http://members.tripod.com/~elyons/ben_menu.htm Is everyone else wearing their badge of Fjord today?? - -FL in IL God I love coffee... ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 8 Apr 1998 07:31:24 -0700 From: "Kamp, Marcus S" Subject: HORDE Thanks for the suggestion, E! I forwarded the HORDE info to our guitarist. We'll see what happens. We're also entering the lottery of Seattle bands for this stop on the Lilith Fair. The only thing about that is they limit the # of people in each band to 3, so somebody'd hafta sit this 1 out. Instead of making either our bassist or me feel all left out, we've decided to do it as a duet (duet as a do it?). Of course, we hafta win this big competition thingie, but if it's based on talent, creativity, originality, stage presence, and musicianship (which it probably won't be), we should win. If it's based on ass-kissing (which it probably will be), we're right out. Since our lovely singerette is what will get us through the door, she'll be there w/her husband...who's also our guitarist. Again, I'll keep y'all posted. I bet you were beginning to think I'd forgotten that this is not a Sinforosa list, huh?! Well, you're wrong, Mister! Dead wrong!!! Somebody mentioned Robert wearing red in their dream. @ the Seattle show a couple months back, he was indeed wearing red. When Ben was introducing him, he jokingly made up a little rhyming ditty about "Robert Sledge, who's wearing red-ge". Wish I remembered the whole thing, as it was really cheesy & stupid (I mean that in the best possible way) & we could all give Ben a gaggle of shyte about it. Don't forget the Burt Bacharach tribute everybody!!! Markus ------------------------------ End of The Rockford Files V1 #79 ********************************