From: owner-rockford-files-digest@smoe.org (The Rockford Files) To: rockford-files-digest@smoe.org Subject: The Rockford Files V1 #55 Reply-To: rockford-files@smoe.org Sender: owner-rockford-files-digest@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-rockford-files-digest@smoe.org Precedence: bulk The Rockford Files Tuesday, March 17 1998 Volume 01 : Number 055 Today's Filings: ----------------- Monday Morning Beer I love Ducky Dale You know what? dammit! fire breathing weirdos umm... hi? I AM BACK ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Mon, 16 Mar 1998 13:53:41 -0800 From: "Kamp, Marcus S" Subject: Monday Morning Beer I GUESS! Jeez, somebody had her cornflakes peed in! Oh well, we can't all be cool like Jason-oh wait he's gone too. Well, if we lost Sandi because of my insensitivity to the needs of the TV-addicted, I apologize. Perhaps someone will come to fill the void of drunken posts & backwards typing. Perhaps not. Back to the fun...Carrie, were those blinks made w/the Zorak-blink sounds of bongos? If not, they should've been! Whoever got tickets to the Bacharach tribute, congrats! The rest of us can only wait till it's on TV. Is it on TV? E, keep us informed if it is. Gotta set the VCR. Oh, and that's another thing, our PBS affiliate STILL hasn't shown the BFF/Beck episode of Sessions. Blast! Shawn Colvin every damned week! Ah, TCI cable, will you never satisfy?! Markus ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 16 Mar 1998 16:35:04 From: "Hannah Kuhlmann" Subject: I love Ducky Dale >Highlight of the show will be when Ben throws his piano stool right into >Dionne Warwick's huge nostril without touching the sides. Oh damn. . . ha! ha ha ha. . . I am crying laughing right now. Did anybody get a tape of the Chicago broadcasts last night on cable? I think I might have. . .I'll get back to ya. . . Actually the reason that I've been quiet during the 80's talk is close to what Anne suspected. . . I saw what a whupping idnaS's been taking, so I figured you guy's would light in to me too if you found out I sew my own clotheswork at the records store, my dad's out of work and I refused to have a one night stand with James Spader. (ha, now you KNOW I'm kidding when I say THAT.) I'm just one of the freaky kids, I'm not a richie like the rest of you! This loose mail feature is freaking me out. there's like 3 responses to posts in the same RF! It's like I'm experiencing lost time. . .very X-files back when it made sense and wasn't boring. In rotation in the CD Player - (I'm cool too!!) Barry Black - Tragic Animal Stories B&S - If You're Feeling Sinister WEAEA Soundtrack to Brain Candy - -Hannah - ------------------------------------------ Hannah Kuhlmann - kuhl0025@tc.umn.edu **FLASHY BEN FOLDS FIVE WEBSITE** AT http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Cafe/1094/ - ------------------------------------------ ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 16 Mar 1998 18:03:55 -0500 (EST) From: Some Young Punk Subject: You know what? I'm happy! No, wait, I'm the one of the other dwarves. I would be Dopey, but I just don't have the ears for it. Anyway, I'm just rambling to remind you people that I'm still here, and I'm still trying to officially establish the Cult Of Folds with a party. Unfortunately, it may have to wait a while, especially if I get this chance to teach in Malta next year. (Long story. I'll tell you if you ask.) Anyway, since I have nothing to say, I might as well shut up now. Oh yeah, XENA SUCKS! ;) Laters! ERIC _______________________________________________________________________________ "Hero, villan, jester, fool am I?" -Kim Fox, "Fool" _______________________________________________________________________________ ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 16 Mar 1998 19:28:12 EST From: Lennonita Subject: dammit! I was 7 in 1988, until December. Yet I have an inexplicable affinity for that magical decade of my birth. I dunno. Something about the Smurfs just makes me feel like eating Trix (before it got all weird and incorporated all kinds of leftover fruit into it) with Coke poured on it. This explains a lot of my family's home movies...a little blonde blur zipping around while my brother drooled. Um. Ahem... I wanted a Sinforosa tape! Not that I know what type of music it is...not that I know anything about the band other than Markus's membership in it...but the constant yammering about it piqued my interest. So now I'm SOL. Swell. "He who hesitates is lost..." --some famous guy I can never remember. Bentent, anyone? hmm...at a loss...Ah, when all else fails, my general gripe: When the HELL are they coming to Las Vegas? Actually, for that matter, when's the next tour? Are they recording now? What's the damn deal? That is all. "Continue swimming naked!"--bonus points for all who get that reference. Meg "Simple joys have a simple voice that says, 'Time is living's spice...'" - --Pippin ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 17 Mar 1998 00:24:20 EST From: "Ed Grocer" Subject: fire breathing weirdos i feel entrenched in a great controversey here. after several messages from sandi about this mess that seems to have some how embroiled me, i feel obligated to say something or offer a different perspective. one thing that i have always thought about the internet and all that is the false sense of community it provides. and i think this is a really good example. for instance, with the exception of a couple of people, no one knows who i am. and very few of you have ever met sandi. and i just think it is a little weird how easy it is to get caught up in people's lives. people who you don't really know. and then making demands of those people. i speak from experience so i know how much it sucks. i'm just saying common courtesy is often forgotten or lost on a lot of people. i don't intend to offend anyone, so if i have i apologize in advance, but i just think this is something real that goes unnoticed. ed ______________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 17 Mar 1998 01:07:34 -0500 From: Carrie Subject: umm... hi? I love the Rockford Files. I love the happy little (albeit-cyber)community of people chatting around here. I don't see demands made here. If someone volunteers his/her personal life for discussion, which some do and some don't, then yeehaw. OK, there are a few of you who know somethings here and there about my personal life, but if I get ribbed about it, so be it, ya know? Most, if not all, of us are decent folk. The ones I've met have been nothing but stellar people. I love Ben Folds Five. They give me pleasure. So if it takes some good ol' Kumbayah-Pollyanna goodness to restore a state of equilibrium, I WILL break out my guitar after six months of not practicing, and sing we will! God bless America. "Erik Lyons, you're my hero" Carrie ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 17 Mar 1998 01:09:54 -0500 From: Amanda McClintock Subject: I AM BACK I come back from Spring Break to find that the new and improved Rockford Files are now in full swing! Erik is posting long and rambling posts! (YEAH!) and Sandi and Markus are fighting round after round, and all in ONE issue... I tell you this is exciting! I truly have no other BFF content than the fact that it makes me really sad that Evaporated was on Dawson's Creek, it's like okay world you can have Brick, but Evaporated, no, hands off, that is still for the true fans... I just hope we were the only ones to catch on! (Yes I am a selfish little kid, and I would keep BFF in an aquarium in my room if I could catch them!) Now my porno name is Mortimer Stanky, and my soap opera name is Michelle Margo... However the best porno name I have heard was a guy at my work, Bubba Johnson.... Well that is all for now! AMANDA FEEL THE LOVE, ROCKFORD FILES ------------------------------ End of The Rockford Files V1 #55 ********************************