From: owner-oztori-digest@smoe.org (oztori-digest) To: oztori-digest@smoe.org Subject: oztori-digest V4 #34 Reply-To: oztori@smoe.org Sender: owner-oztori-digest@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-oztori-digest@smoe.org Precedence: bulk oztori-digest Thursday, April 22 2004 Volume 04 : Number 034 Today's Subjects: ----------------- Re: [oztori] OMG OMG! Tori Is COMING!!! TO AUSTRALIA!!!!! ["Dylan" Subject: Re: [oztori] OMG OMG! Tori Is COMING!!! TO AUSTRALIA!!!!! Ooohh, but Sarah McLachlan is touring in May...I wanna go!!!! but no money :( Anyone know a rich sugar daddy??? LOL - ----- Original Message ----- From: "Bindy ." To: Sent: Wednesday, April 21, 2004 9:23 AM Subject: RE: [oztori] OMG OMG! Tori Is COMING!!! TO AUSTRALIA!!!!! > AndrewR wrote > > >Made you look. > >:o) > > Now that wasn't very nice, Andrew! Get my hopes up for nothing! Poo to > you! > > *joins Audrie in kicking* > > > > ~Bindy > > Go to: > http://www.livejournal.com/users/cancerian/ > for Ramblings From The Moon Child > > _________________________________________________________________ > Personalise your mobile chart ringtones and polyphonics. Go to > http://ringtones.com.au/ninemsn/control?page=/ninemsn/main.jsp ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 22 Apr 2004 04:59:17 +1000 From: AndrewR Subject: Re: [oztori] OMG OMG! Tori Is COMING!!! TO AUSTRALIA!!!!! At 09:50 PM 21/04/2004, Dylan wrote: >Ooohh, but Sarah McLachlan is touring in May...I wanna go!!!! but no money >:( >Anyone know a rich sugar daddy??? LOL Nathan?? Dare I say it... FPM! LOL! ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 22 Apr 2004 09:28:14 +1000 From: "Bindy ." Subject: Re: [oztori] OMG OMG! Tori Is COMING!!! TO AUSTRALIA!!!!! Dylan wrote: >Ooohh, but Sarah McLachlan is touring in May...I wanna go!!!! but no money >:( >Anyone know a rich sugar daddy??? LOL Ditto. $100+ for a ticket. With costs of moving etc (still around Brisbane, just closer to work), not a hope I can afford it at the moment. Doom on her! ~Bindy Go to: http://www.livejournal.com/users/cancerian/ for Ramblings From The Moon Child _________________________________________________________________ We've 100s of NEW questions! Play Millionaire online to win $$$$. Click here http://sites.ninemsn.com.au/minisite/millionaire/default.asp ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 22 Apr 2004 11:05:02 +1000 (EST) From: =?iso-8859-1?q?Julian=20P?= Subject: [oztori] Former OzTorians: Where Are They Now?? http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2004/04/21/1082530233256.html I knew that name in the by-line rang a bell, and Nayth was kind enough to remind me that it's OzTori's (in)famous Lil Dan. J ===== ___________________________ www.livejournal.com/~blade_to_ice ___________________________ the needle is hot and my cells cannot feed and you obtained still that beauty that drags the feet that I hide it well ernestine of sister but I obtained still that beauty that drags the feet ... you are dull to the mountain surpasses I say that the thin legs would be able to utilize the sun but now desire for my better impression of my better one dickinson of angie Tori - To Spanish and Back ____________________________ Find local movie times and trailers on Yahoo! Movies. http://au.movies.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 21 Apr 2004 22:47:41 -0700 (PDT) From: Nathanael-Quentin "®" Subject: [oztori] It seems in vogue to be a closet paedophile homophobe APRIL 22, 2004: - ---------------- TORI AMOS, US singer-songwriter and hit singer of "I Don't Wanna Wait" and "The Cornflake Song", has come under fire today from members of her own reverent fan-base, for supporting paedophilia. The reaction to the singer, ironically known for her plight in helping victims of sexual abuse, comes in response to the admission from Amos that money made on each 'Strange Little Girls' CD goes to support alleged child molester, Michael Jackson. Jackson, who is currently under investigation for sexually abusing a 12 year old cancer patient, profits from the sales of Strange Little Girls, as Tori covers a Beatles track, "Happiness Is A Warm Gun", which Michael owns the rights to (along with the remainder of the Beatles catalogue) on it. Amos has even gone so far as to make a mockery of this highly sensitive subject by presenting herself as a mistress of 'catalogues' herself, decked out as a (heavily airbrushed) rather tarty-looking 'librarian' on her most recent collection of flop singles. "I feel like there's blood on my hands... by donating money via Tori to a paedophile," protests former Amos affidiant, and abuse survivor, 15 year old Danielle Vineyard - literally demonstrating her point by holding a blade to her wrist (a not uncommon past-time amongst Tori fans, I've been informed). "It's kind of a shame, 'cause I did like that [now blood-splattered] dress [that I'm wearing]," she elaborates, clutching a faded photograph of ex-idol Tori in her hands, which she proceeds to tear up in true Sinead O'Connor fashion. However, covering "Happiness..." seems to not be the only musical faux pas in Amos's 25 year career (beginning with the 1980 smash hit, "Baltimore"). Interpretations of the Beatles' "Let It Be", "Here, There and Everywhere", "She's Leaving Home", "With A Little Help From My Friends", "Something", and even a snippet of "Fool On The Hill" have all made their way into her live repertoire (amongst such obligatory staples as "China", "Leather" and some new song I can't make the name of which features about 8 minutes' worth of "heeees" and a few lines about being crucified). Each time she performs one of these songs, Michael gets some spare change to add to his sickening trust fund for purchasing 'jesus juice' (his term for red wine) to lure the next precocious victim into his disgusting web of lust in a twice married-man's bed. The admission that profits from an Amos album go directly to benefiting a paedophile should perhaps come as little surprise, since Amos also covers an Eminem song on the 'Strange Little Girls' album - proceeds from which directly benefit a well-known homophobe. This came as a huge limp-wristed slap in the face to the approximately 98% of Amos's hardcore fanbase who identify as being heterosexually-challenged. She also candidly comments on her 1998 track, "Black-Dove (January)" - ironically a song highly theorised to be partly about child abuse - that "the snakes they are my kin". Indeed it seems that paedophile homophobic 'snakes' such as Jackson and Eminem *are* profiting from Amos's career as if they *were* her 'kin'. Perhaps even more disturbingly, Amos was renouned for touring with guitar-player, Steve Caton, up until just a few short years ago. Caton was widely known to be a fan of "young girl's flesh" - sleeping with underage female (much to the dismay of her male audience) fans of Amos after shows - something Amos was aware of & allowed to take place. Alarmingly, Amos stoops low enough to poke fun of this disturbing fact on her 1998 flop, "Jackie's Strength", in the lines "but virgins always get backstage/no matter what they've got to say." Parallels between Amos and Jackson, however, date back to much earlier than 2001's 'Strange Little Girls' if one scratches the surface just a little deeper. Tori & Michael both: - -were child 'prodigies'; - -released debut solo material in 1980; - -have been members of bands they'd now conveniently like to forget; - -sing "easy like 1-2-3" in their songs (Tori's "Horses" and the Jackson 5's "ABC"); - -had sham marriages soley for the purpose of creating offspring. Homosexual paedophile Jackson married Elvis's daughter and then womb-for-hire Debbie Rowe in a desperate bid to make himself appear as a 'normal heterosexual' - only nobody bought it. Amos, a clear lesbian-in-denial, married sound engineer Mark Hawley after ending a 7 year stint of being gay-producer Eric Rosse's "beard"; - -appeared in ridiculous garb on the sleeve of their late 80's albums - Michael in Diana Ross make-up & hideous buckled jump-suit on "Bad"; Tori in "look mom I've got a bust! ...if I push them up to my chin" wonderbra & Kate Bush 'Babooshka' pastiche; - -have had extensive cosmetic procedures (which have ironically made them look worse) performed which they both deny. Michael has had more nose-jobs than Tori's given blowjobs; and Tori's face is currently BoTox'ed to buggery; - -both claim to give much in the way of time & finances to aiding charities - yet both own multiple luxury homes spread across several continents (excluding Australia) which spend the better part of the year (if not all of it) not in use, while millions are living back on the streets now; - -both engage in questionable use of red wine; - -both have a highly questionable grip on 'reality'. See a pattern forming? Tori - I think you'd better get yourself a 'fix', because it looks like you're going down. ===== "You have never been considered as anyone hype So tonight I'm gonna take time out To wipe that smile off your face You're a side effect like an aftertaste So face the facts, I do the job well And hell, why not, I got a lot so tell me What you're sayin', I'm not playin' Somebody's gotta go and I'm stayin', Jack Get back, exactly, you got me right Get up, get with it or get outta my sight Because I'm hot and sizzly, put you in the mood Someone like you puts me off my food" - - Betty Boo, 'Doin' The Do'. __________________________________ Do you Yahoo!? Yahoo! Photos: High-quality 4x6 digital prints for 25" http://photos.yahoo.com/ph/print_splash ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 21 Apr 2004 23:06:33 -0700 (PDT) From: Nathanael-Quentin "®" Subject: Re: [oztori] OMG OMG! Tori Is COMING!!! TO AUSTRALIA!!!!! AndrewR wrote: > At 09:50 PM 21/04/2004, Dylan wrote: > >Ooohh, but Sarah McLachlan is touring in May...I > wanna go!!!! but no money > >:( > >Anyone know a rich sugar daddy??? LOL > > Nathan?? Hyeh. I'd buy tix for Dylz & Bindz but what would *I* get out of it?! > Dare I say it... > > FPM! LOL! Hahahah. I wonder if filthpigmelb is "filthy" rich? n. ===== "You have never been considered as anyone hype So tonight I'm gonna take time out To wipe that smile off your face You're a side effect like an aftertaste So face the facts, I do the job well And hell, why not, I got a lot so tell me What you're sayin', I'm not playin' Somebody's gotta go and I'm stayin', Jack Get back, exactly, you got me right Get up, get with it or get outta my sight Because I'm hot and sizzly, put you in the mood Someone like you puts me off my food" - - Betty Boo, 'Doin' The Do'. __________________________________ Do you Yahoo!? Yahoo! Photos: High-quality 4x6 digital prints for 25" http://photos.yahoo.com/ph/print_splash ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 22 Apr 2004 16:22:13 +1000 From: AndrewR Subject: Re: [oztori] OMG OMG! Tori Is COMING!!! TO AUSTRALIA!!!!! At 09:28 AM 22/04/2004, Bindy . wrote: >Dylan wrote: > >>Ooohh, but Sarah McLachlan is touring in May...I wanna go!!!! but no money >>:( >>Anyone know a rich sugar daddy??? LOL > >Ditto. $100+ for a ticket. With costs of moving etc (still around >Brisbane, just closer to work), not a hope I can afford it at the moment. > >Doom on her! At least she is coming to Brisbane not like some other artists... Radiohead, for instance or Natalie Merchant. ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 21 Apr 2004 23:27:30 -0700 (PDT) From: Nathanael-Quentin "®" Subject: Re: [oztori] OMG OMG! Tori Is COMING!!! TO AUSTRALIA!!!!! AndrewR wrote: > At least she is coming to Brisbane not like some > other artists... > > Radiohead, for instance or Natalie Merchant. Still, you guys got Indecent Obsession hailing from there - so it 'evens out' in the end :P n. ===== "You have never been considered as anyone hype So tonight I'm gonna take time out To wipe that smile off your face You're a side effect like an aftertaste So face the facts, I do the job well And hell, why not, I got a lot so tell me What you're sayin', I'm not playin' Somebody's gotta go and I'm stayin', Jack Get back, exactly, you got me right Get up, get with it or get outta my sight Because I'm hot and sizzly, put you in the mood Someone like you puts me off my food" - - Betty Boo, 'Doin' The Do'. __________________________________ Do you Yahoo!? Yahoo! Photos: High-quality 4x6 digital prints for 25" http://photos.yahoo.com/ph/print_splash ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 22 Apr 2004 16:31:36 +1000 From: AndrewR Subject: Re: [oztori] Former OzTorians: Where Are They Now?? At 11:05 AM 22/04/2004, Julian P wrote: >http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2004/04/21/1082530233256.html > >I knew that name in the by-line rang a bell, and Nayth >was kind enough to remind me that it's OzTori's >(in)famous Lil Dan. How old would he be now? 16? I wonder if one of those 'lesbian friends' is that 'wife' of his from the US that started posting to the board? :D ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 21 Apr 2004 23:36:07 -0700 (PDT) From: Nathanael-Quentin "®" Subject: Re: [oztori] Former OzTorians: Where Are They When You're Coming, Coming Deeeoooowwwwn?? AndrewR pondered over lil dan: > How old would he be now? 16? 18. > I wonder if one of those 'lesbian friends' is that > 'wife' of his from the > US that started posting to the board? :D lol. n. ===== "You have never been considered as anyone hype So tonight I'm gonna take time out To wipe that smile off your face You're a side effect like an aftertaste So face the facts, I do the job well And hell, why not, I got a lot so tell me What you're sayin', I'm not playin' Somebody's gotta go and I'm stayin', Jack Get back, exactly, you got me right Get up, get with it or get outta my sight Because I'm hot and sizzly, put you in the mood Someone like you puts me off my food" - - Betty Boo, 'Doin' The Do'. __________________________________ Do you Yahoo!? Yahoo! Photos: High-quality 4x6 digital prints for 25" http://photos.yahoo.com/ph/print_splash ------------------------------ End of oztori-digest V4 #34 ***************************