From: owner-oztori-digest@smoe.org (oztori-digest) To: oztori-digest@smoe.org Subject: oztori-digest V3 #304 Reply-To: oztori@smoe.org Sender: owner-oztori-digest@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-oztori-digest@smoe.org Precedence: bulk oztori-digest Friday, December 26 2003 Volume 03 : Number 304 Today's Subjects: ----------------- [oztori] The impact of downloading on Tori's music [Nathan "®" ] [oztori] and finally [Nathan "®" ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Thu, 25 Dec 2003 04:14:48 -0800 (PST) From: Nathan "®" Subject: [oztori] The impact of downloading on Tori's music on yahoo messenger with Jawn Lacey: nastynayth: they should use tori for their campaign nastynayth: "downloading music deprives Tori of Prada!" clever_neil_reference: "Downloading music deprives Tori's children of the counselling they will doubtlessly need in future years." nastynayth: 'Tori can't come to Australia because you download her music' clever_neil_reference: lol nastynayth: and it can have a pic of her with her arms crossed, looking all angry nastynayth: and condescending clever_neil_reference: "Downloading Pirated Music makes Tori produce crap albums." nastynayth: LOL nastynayth: ain't that the truth nastynayth: Downloading Tori's music makes her create more concept albums clever_neil_reference: lol clever_neil_reference: And that ain't in anyone's interests. nastynayth: exactly nastynayth: Tori tours with the band because you download her music nastynayth: Tori can't reach the high notes anymore because you download her music clever_neil_reference: "Tori has kids because she sees no future in music!" nastynayth: Tori can't afford any more lessons at the Peabody, so her piano playing sucks because you download her music nastynayth: LOL nastynayth: Tori speaks in 3rd person because you download her music nastynayth: If you treat Tori in 3rd person by downloading her music, she will speak of herself in 3rd person clever_neil_reference: Tori re-recorded May-Ray because YOU downloaded the original version from the internet! nastynayth: lmao! nastynayth: Tori will continue Scarlet-ising her music until you buy a copy of Scarlet's Walk! clever_neil_reference: Tori's photo shoots will become increasingly more gratituous while she works under the theory that people buy her cds for the liner notes! nastynayth: hahaha nastynayth: Tori needs airbrushing because you download her music nastynayth: Zero Point's time is never coming because you will just download it nastynayth: Tori looks increasingly anorexic because she can't afford to eat because you download her music clever_neil_reference: Mary-Kate and Ashley are down to their last $37 million because YOU pirate their DVDs. nastynayth: hahaha nastynayth: Mary-Kate & Ashley must resort to making a living from child porn because YOU shoplift their clothes clever_neil_reference: Mary-Kate and Ashley are forced to make a guest appearance on a Full House reunion show, and sing at Weddings, because YOU pirate their dvds, accessories and clothes. clever_neil_reference: How one pirates their accessories and clothes, I'm not sure. lol nastynayth: Tori was forced to do YKTR in the 80's to make some savings for now because she knew in 15 years' time, YOU would be downloading her music clever_neil_reference: The Glory of the 80's was that people weren't making mp3s back then. nastynayth: hahah nastynayth: Tori's grandma tried to make her religious so that she could rely on a career as a Sunday school teacher because she can't put food on the table as long as YOU download her music nastynayth: Tori is forced to accessorise her rape hat because YOU download her music clever_neil_reference: Tori has taken up stealing from her dad's collection plates since YOU started downloading her music. nastynayth: If you download Tori's music, you are no better than the cop who stole her underwear from her car at the start of the "The Big Picture" vid! n. ===== "So what are your 'feelings' re last night? Wonder how Lal is feeling about it all? I went to Dr this morning for tetanus booster." - Jarrod, 15/3/03. "I pity your dry, obsessed, over-ANALytical treatement [sic] of Tori and music in general Nathan." - Andrew R, 14/12/03. "What the HELL were you on when you wrote all this stuff last night?" - Jarrod, 23/12/03. "your email was very cute. this is the nayth we want to see more of, okay?" - Julian, 23/12/03. "I like interesting and different things in my life and you're one of them" - Celia, 18/12/03. __________________________________ Do you Yahoo!? New Yahoo! Photos - easier uploading and sharing. http://photos.yahoo.com/ ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 25 Dec 2003 04:44:40 -0800 (PST) From: Nathan "®" Subject: [oztori] ...but wait, there's more nastynayth: Tori alligns herself with Cherokee Indians because unlike you, they don't download her music nastynayth: Tori masturbated to Robert Plant because YOU downloaded her music clever_neil_reference: Nah I think it was: Tori masturbated to Robert Plant because SHE taped his music. nastynayth: Damn Sophie B. Hawkins wishes you wouldn't download her music nastynayth: Marianne killed herself because you downloaded Tori's music clever_neil_reference: Tori needs to be 'washedcleandaddy' because you downloaded her music. nastynayth: Tori thinks you're a queer if you download her music nastynayth: If you download Tori's music, you're a starfucker clever_neil_reference: Just like your (and indeed, her) daddy! nastynayth: Ellen can't release the follow up to Baltimore because she knows you will download it nastynayth: Tori was forced to make Strange Little Girls because she knew at least that you wouldn't want to download it nastynayth: Tori crucifies herself every day because you download her music nastynayth: Got enough mp3s to start your own religion? nastynayth: KaZaa Lite Sneeze nastynayth: Tori stopped stealing fire after 1996... Maybe it's time you stopped stealing too nastynayth: "Father I killed my favourite angsty red-head piano-player's career" nastynayth: For every song you download, another kitten gets wrapped in cement nastynayth: "Give not thy money unto Tori, nor thy ways to mp3s which destroyeth careers" nastynayth: "Greg wrote his letters and burnt his CD's, but he was a loser" nastynayth: "Greg wrote letters & burnt his CD's... That's why Lucy left him" nastynayth: Buy Tori's music - don't put Blood Roses back on the street now nastynayth: 'Too bad the burial of Tori's career was premature,' you said & pressed PLAY on your mp3 player nastynayth: "Every time you download a Tori song, she miscarries" clever_neil_reference: "Every time you download a Tori song, she believes in peace... bitch" nastynayth: "Tori wore a slinky red thing - does that mean illegal mp3s you should spread?" clever_neil_reference: "You give me yours, I give you mine.. 'cause I can't listen to your bootlegs of mineeee" nastynayth: You might feel better not paying for Tori's music.. till she almost smacks you n. ===== "So what are your 'feelings' re last night? Wonder how Lal is feeling about it all? I went to Dr this morning for tetanus booster." - Jarrod, 15/3/03. "I pity your dry, obsessed, over-ANALytical treatement [sic] of Tori and music in general Nathan." - Andrew R, 14/12/03. "What the HELL were you on when you wrote all this stuff last night?" - Jarrod, 23/12/03. "your email was very cute. this is the nayth we want to see more of, okay?" - Julian, 23/12/03. "I like interesting and different things in my life and you're one of them" - Celia, 18/12/03. __________________________________ Do you Yahoo!? New Yahoo! Photos - easier uploading and sharing. http://photos.yahoo.com/ ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 25 Dec 2003 04:54:24 -0800 (PST) From: Nathan "®" Subject: [oztori] and finally nastynayth: God knows Tori's thrown away any hope of making a career out of music nastynayth: Sometimes you're nothing but mp3 nastynayth: She said 1+1 is 2 but Henry said that it was mp3 n. ===== "So what are your 'feelings' re last night? Wonder how Lal is feeling about it all? I went to Dr this morning for tetanus booster." - Jarrod, 15/3/03. "I pity your dry, obsessed, over-ANALytical treatement [sic] of Tori and music in general Nathan." - Andrew R, 14/12/03. "What the HELL were you on when you wrote all this stuff last night?" - Jarrod, 23/12/03. "your email was very cute. this is the nayth we want to see more of, okay?" - Julian, 23/12/03. "I like interesting and different things in my life and you're one of them" - Celia, 18/12/03. __________________________________ Do you Yahoo!? New Yahoo! Photos - easier uploading and sharing. http://photos.yahoo.com/ ------------------------------ End of oztori-digest V3 #304 ****************************