From: owner-oztori-digest@smoe.org (oztori-digest) To: oztori-digest@smoe.org Subject: oztori-digest V3 #229 Reply-To: oztori@smoe.org Sender: owner-oztori-digest@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-oztori-digest@smoe.org Precedence: bulk oztori-digest Saturday, September 13 2003 Volume 03 : Number 229 Today's Subjects: ----------------- [oztori] ...so much for Trent [Titmarsh]'s "Rage won't play Tori" conspiracy theory [Nathan "®" ] Re: [oztori] your "chance" (sic) to ask Tori a q'n ["Dale Baldock" ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Fri, 12 Sep 2003 01:13:36 -0700 (PDT) From: Nathan "®" Subject: [oztori] ...so much for Trent [Titmarsh]'s "Rage won't play Tori" conspiracy theory "Spark" is on Rage dis Sat'dy noit... well Something For Kate programmed it on. Which is still big 'whoopdy doo' since surely anyone on this list who wants a copy of the vid hazzit by now. N. ===== "If you want to happy for a minute, eat a sweet If you want to be happy for an hour grow some weed If you want to be happy for a year then get married If you want to be happy for a lifetime Then plant a garden at your feet" - - 'Plant a Garden', Siobhan Fahey. __________________________________ Do you Yahoo!? Yahoo! SiteBuilder - Free, easy-to-use web site design software http://sitebuilder.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 12 Sep 2003 01:35:24 -0700 (PDT) From: Nathan "®" Subject: [oztori] your "chance" (sic) to ask Tori a q'n c&p'ed from thedent.com's news page: - -------------------------------------------------------- A forthcoming issue of Q magazine will include Tori answering questions from fans; Send them your questions now! Posted Thu, Sep 11, 2003 - 1:14pm ET | Articles The following was sent to me by Rob Fearn of Q Magazine in the U.K. You can also read about this at q4music.com: Have you got a question you've always wanted to ask Tori Amos? Only the sharpest, funniest ones will be put to the flame-haired queen of rock and make it into a forthcoming issue of Q magazine. We'll pay 25 pounds for each one printed - so include your name and address. Label all correspondence 'Cash For Questions (Tori Amos)'. Email: cashforquestions@Q4music.com Mail: Q magazine, Mappin House, 4 Winsley Street, London, W1W 8HF Fax: 020 7312 8247 - -------------------------------------------------------- OK... I probably kant B stuffed sending them my ideas, but why not let "us" think of some q'ns for Mrs Hawley here: 1. Why have you not been to Australia in nearly 10 (well 9) years? 2. Why do you keep playing China, Leather, Cornflake Girl etc. live? 3. 1000 Oceans - what *were* you thinking? 4. Why do you think your fans are so annoying? 5. Does it not bother you that your voice & chops aren't what they used to be? 6. Who told you playing live with a band was a good idea? 7. What made you think that SLG was a good idea? 8. Why can't you ever leave anything of yours alone? (ie the alleged 're-working' of stuff for TOAL, and the butchering of her own songs live - ie adding band when completely unnecessary) 9. Why is it that you used to have interesting things to say at concerts/in interviews, and now all you talk about is Tash and your fucking Prada shoes? n. ===== "If you want to happy for a minute, eat a sweet If you want to be happy for an hour grow some weed If you want to be happy for a year then get married If you want to be happy for a lifetime Then plant a garden at your feet" - - 'Plant a Garden', Siobhan Fahey. __________________________________ Do you Yahoo!? Yahoo! SiteBuilder - Free, easy-to-use web site design software http://sitebuilder.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 12 Sep 2003 01:37:22 -0700 (PDT) From: Nathan "®" Subject: [oztori] forgot one (well two) 10. Why is it seemingly impossible for you to release an album these days without some corny "concept" gimmick to go with it? 11. Who thought your fans would rather a map, pointless DVD and trinket rather than new studio b-sides released on discs you can actually buy? Nathan. ===== "If you want to happy for a minute, eat a sweet If you want to be happy for an hour grow some weed If you want to be happy for a year then get married If you want to be happy for a lifetime Then plant a garden at your feet" - - 'Plant a Garden', Siobhan Fahey. __________________________________ Do you Yahoo!? Yahoo! SiteBuilder - Free, easy-to-use web site design software http://sitebuilder.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 13 Sep 2003 01:04:58 -0700 From: "Dale Baldock" Subject: Re: [oztori] your "chance" (sic) to ask Tori a q'n nathan, don't take this the wrong way or whatever, but do you actually consider yourself to be a fan of tori's? it's something i've wondered for a while b/c your posts always seem to be tinged with, shall we say, perhaps more than a healthy degree of cynicism. i think it's important that we're able to be critical of those we admire, otherwise we'd just become one of those "oh-my-god-tori-is-my-goddess-and-i-worship-every-itsy-bitsy-word-that-she-u tters-and-oh-my-god-i-just-loooooove-her-sooooooo-much-you-just-wouldn't-und erstand-aaarrgghhhh" kinda ppl. but i'm curious as to what you admire in tori, why you buy her albums, subscribe to her fan lists, listen to her music? dale. - ----- Original Message ----- From: "Nathan ." To: Sent: Friday, September 12, 2003 1:35 AM Subject: [oztori] your "chance" (sic) to ask Tori a q'n > c&p'ed from thedent.com's news page: > > -------------------------------------------------------- > A forthcoming issue of Q magazine will include Tori > answering questions from fans; Send them your > questions now! > > Posted Thu, Sep 11, 2003 - 1:14pm ET | Articles > The following was sent to me by Rob Fearn of Q > Magazine in the U.K. You can also read about this at > q4music.com: > Have you got a question you've always wanted to ask > Tori Amos? Only the sharpest, funniest ones will be > put to the flame-haired queen of rock and make it into > a forthcoming issue of Q magazine. We'll pay 25 pounds > for each one printed - so include your name and > address. Label all correspondence 'Cash For Questions > (Tori Amos)'. > > Email: cashforquestions@Q4music.com > Mail: Q magazine, Mappin House, 4 Winsley Street, > London, W1W 8HF > Fax: 020 7312 8247 > -------------------------------------------------------- > > > OK... I probably kant B stuffed sending them my ideas, > but why not let "us" think of some q'ns for Mrs Hawley > here: > > > 1. Why have you not been to Australia in nearly 10 > (well 9) years? > > 2. Why do you keep playing China, Leather, Cornflake > Girl etc. live? > > 3. 1000 Oceans - what *were* you thinking? > > 4. Why do you think your fans are so annoying? > > 5. Does it not bother you that your voice & chops > aren't what they used to be? > > 6. Who told you playing live with a band was a good > idea? > > 7. What made you think that SLG was a good idea? > > 8. Why can't you ever leave anything of yours alone? > (ie the alleged 're-working' of stuff for TOAL, and > the butchering of her own songs live - ie adding band > when completely unnecessary) > > 9. Why is it that you used to have interesting things > to say at concerts/in interviews, and now all you talk > about is Tash and your fucking Prada shoes? > > > n. > > ===== > "If you want to happy for a minute, eat a sweet > If you want to be happy for an hour grow some weed > If you want to be happy for a year then get married > If you want to be happy for a lifetime > Then plant a garden at your feet" > > - 'Plant a Garden', Siobhan Fahey. > > __________________________________ > Do you Yahoo!? > Yahoo! SiteBuilder - Free, easy-to-use web site design software > http://sitebuilder.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 13 Sep 2003 11:32:49 +1000 From: "Dylan says hi :\)" Subject: Re: [oztori] your "chance" (sic) to ask Tori a q'n easy - he's a bitter old queen who's stuck in his ways.... - ----- Original Message ----- From: "Dale Baldock" To: "oztori" Sent: Saturday, September 13, 2003 6:04 PM Subject: Re: [oztori] your "chance" (sic) to ask Tori a q'n > nathan, don't take this the wrong way or whatever, but do you actually > consider yourself to be a fan of tori's? it's something i've wondered for a > while b/c your posts always seem to be tinged with, shall we say, perhaps > more than a healthy degree of cynicism. i think it's important that we're > able to be critical of those we admire, otherwise we'd just become one of > those > "oh-my-god-tori-is-my-goddess-and-i-worship-every-itsy-bitsy-word-that-she-u > tters-and-oh-my-god-i-just-loooooove-her-sooooooo-much-you-just-wouldn't-und > erstand-aaarrgghhhh" kinda ppl. but i'm curious as to what you admire in > tori, why you buy her albums, subscribe to her fan lists, listen to her > music? > > dale. > > > ----- Original Message ----- > From: "Nathan ." > To: > Sent: Friday, September 12, 2003 1:35 AM > Subject: [oztori] your "chance" (sic) to ask Tori a q'n > > > > c&p'ed from thedent.com's news page: > > > > -------------------------------------------------------- > > A forthcoming issue of Q magazine will include Tori > > answering questions from fans; Send them your > > questions now! > > > > Posted Thu, Sep 11, 2003 - 1:14pm ET | Articles > > The following was sent to me by Rob Fearn of Q > > Magazine in the U.K. You can also read about this at > > q4music.com: > > Have you got a question you've always wanted to ask > > Tori Amos? Only the sharpest, funniest ones will be > > put to the flame-haired queen of rock and make it into > > a forthcoming issue of Q magazine. We'll pay 25 pounds > > for each one printed - so include your name and > > address. Label all correspondence 'Cash For Questions > > (Tori Amos)'. > > > > Email: cashforquestions@Q4music.com > > Mail: Q magazine, Mappin House, 4 Winsley Street, > > London, W1W 8HF > > Fax: 020 7312 8247 > > -------------------------------------------------------- > > > > > > OK... I probably kant B stuffed sending them my ideas, > > but why not let "us" think of some q'ns for Mrs Hawley > > here: > > > > > > 1. Why have you not been to Australia in nearly 10 > > (well 9) years? > > > > 2. Why do you keep playing China, Leather, Cornflake > > Girl etc. live? > > > > 3. 1000 Oceans - what *were* you thinking? > > > > 4. Why do you think your fans are so annoying? > > > > 5. Does it not bother you that your voice & chops > > aren't what they used to be? > > > > 6. Who told you playing live with a band was a good > > idea? > > > > 7. What made you think that SLG was a good idea? > > > > 8. Why can't you ever leave anything of yours alone? > > (ie the alleged 're-working' of stuff for TOAL, and > > the butchering of her own songs live - ie adding band > > when completely unnecessary) > > > > 9. Why is it that you used to have interesting things > > to say at concerts/in interviews, and now all you talk > > about is Tash and your fucking Prada shoes? > > > > > > n. > > > > ===== > > "If you want to happy for a minute, eat a sweet > > If you want to be happy for an hour grow some weed > > If you want to be happy for a year then get married > > If you want to be happy for a lifetime > > Then plant a garden at your feet" > > > > - 'Plant a Garden', Siobhan Fahey. > > > > __________________________________ > > Do you Yahoo!? > > Yahoo! SiteBuilder - Free, easy-to-use web site design software > > http://sitebuilder.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 13 Sep 2003 11:53:29 +1000 From: AndrewR Subject: Re: [oztori] your "chance" (sic) to ask Tori a q'n At 06:35 PM 12/09/2003, Nathan =?UNKNOWN?B?rg==?= wrote: >c&p'ed from thedent.com's news page: > >-------------------------------------------------------- >A forthcoming issue of Q magazine will include Tori >answering questions from fans; Send them your >questions now! > >Posted Thu, Sep 11, 2003 - 1:14pm ET | Articles >The following was sent to me by Rob Fearn of Q >Magazine in the U.K. You can also read about this at >q4music.com: >Have you got a question you've always wanted to ask >Tori Amos? Only the sharpest, funniest ones will be >put to the flame-haired queen of rock and make it into >a forthcoming issue of Q magazine. We'll pay 25 pounds >for each one printed - so include your name and >address. Label all correspondence 'Cash For Questions >(Tori Amos)'. > >Email: cashforquestions@Q4music.com >Mail: Q magazine, Mappin House, 4 Winsley Street, >London, W1W 8HF >Fax: 020 7312 8247 >-------------------------------------------------------- > > >OK... I probably kant B stuffed sending them my ideas, >but why not let "us" think of some q'ns for Mrs Hawley >here: > > >1. Why have you not been to Australia in nearly 10 >(well 9) years? She doesn't know where Australia is/she thinks the world is flat and if she goes too far she'll drop off the end of it into the mouths of dragons. >2. Why do you keep playing China, Leather, Cornflake >Girl etc. live? Not mentally taxing >3. 1000 Oceans - what *were* you thinking? Adult contemporary top 10 >4. Why do you think your fans are so annoying? Cause they behave like baffoons at the concerts? >5. Does it not bother you that your voice & chops >aren't what they used to be? Denial? >6. Who told you playing live with a band was a good >idea? The other band members who are getting a pay-cheque >7. What made you think that SLG was a good idea? Drugs and a 'fuck you' to Warner? >8. Why can't you ever leave anything of yours alone? >(ie the alleged 're-working' of stuff for TOAL, and >the butchering of her own songs live - ie adding band >when completely unnecessary) TOAL? sounds pretty close to TOOL >9. Why is it that you used to have interesting things >to say at concerts/in interviews, and now all you talk >about is Tash and your fucking Prada shoes? LOL! >n. > >===== >"If you want to happy for a minute, eat a sweet >If you want to be happy for an hour grow some weed >If you want to be happy for a year then get married >If you want to be happy for a lifetime >Then plant a garden at your feet" > >- 'Plant a Garden', Siobhan Fahey. > >__________________________________ >Do you Yahoo!? >Yahoo! SiteBuilder - Free, easy-to-use web site design software >http://sitebuilder.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 13 Sep 2003 11:55:25 +1000 From: AndrewR Subject: Re: [oztori] your "chance" and raise you a "community chest" At 06:04 PM 13/09/2003, Dale Baldock wrote: >nathan, don't take this the wrong way or whatever, but do you actually >consider yourself to be a fan of tori's? it's something i've wondered for a >while b/c your posts always seem to be tinged with, shall we say, perhaps >more than a healthy degree of cynicism. i think it's important that we're >able to be critical of those we admire, otherwise we'd just become one of >those >"oh-my-god-tori-is-my-goddess-and-i-worship-every-itsy-bitsy-word-that-she-u >tters-and-oh-my-god-i-just-loooooove-her-sooooooo-much-you-just-wouldn't-und >erstand-aaarrgghhhh" kinda ppl. but i'm curious as to what you admire in >tori, why you buy her albums, subscribe to her fan lists, listen to her >music? I guess like everything Tori Amos fandom is a bell-curve... Nathan just happens to be in the 5 percentile range. ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 12 Sep 2003 19:04:55 -0700 (PDT) From: Nathan "®" Subject: Re: [oztori] your "chance" to film a scene on "Chances" with Tori! Andrew Amos wrote: > >2. Why do you keep playing China, Leather, > Cornflake > >Girl etc. live? > > Not mentally taxing lol so nasty but true. > >3. 1000 Oceans - what *were* you thinking? > > Adult contemporary top 10 *giggle*. I think it's hilarious how the song didn't even make the top 100. A rare display of the public showing taste. > >6. Who told you playing live with a band was a good > >idea? > > The other band members who are getting a pay-cheque SO true. > >7. What made you think that SLG was a good idea? > > Drugs and a 'fuck you' to Warner? LOL! > TOAL? sounds pretty close to TOOL I was trying to avoid the SP reference, but TOAL is also 'test of adolescent language'. *ducks* > I guess like everything Tori Amos fandom is a > bell-curve... Nathan just > happens to be in the 5 percentile range. You meant 5th percentile. And Dylan, honey, PLEASE don't ever sent a 6k email to the list which just has a 1-line reply.... *steam rising from ears* "Bitter old queen" (sic). ===== "If you want to be happy for a minute, eat a sweet If you want to be happy for an hour grow some weed If you want to be happy for a year then get married If you want to be happy for a lifetime Then plant a garden at your feet" - - 'Plant a Garden', Siobhan Fahey. __________________________________ Do you Yahoo!? Yahoo! SiteBuilder - Free, easy-to-use web site design software http://sitebuilder.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 13 Sep 2003 14:54:51 +1000 From: Zac Ariel Subject: [oztori] punk'd well, i just downloaded the first episode. for anyone that missed the tori amos part, you really didn't miss much at all. it's about a 20 second long sequence of a kid pretending he's interviewing tori spelling, and asking about 90210. tori brushes him off fairly well. z. ------------------------------ End of oztori-digest V3 #229 ****************************