From: owner-oztori-digest@smoe.org (oztori-digest) To: oztori-digest@smoe.org Subject: oztori-digest V3 #153 Reply-To: oztori@smoe.org Sender: owner-oztori-digest@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-oztori-digest@smoe.org Precedence: bulk oztori-digest Saturday, June 7 2003 Volume 03 : Number 153 Today's Subjects: ----------------- [oztori] OT: Worst cunt'ry song titles (shania would be envious!!!) [Nath] ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Fri, 6 Jun 2003 21:16:42 -0700 (PDT) From: Nathan "®" Subject: [oztori] OT: Worst cunt'ry song titles (shania would be envious!!!) http://www.downstream.sk.ca/country.htm Some highlights: * Am I Double Parked by the Curbstone of Your Heart? * At the Gas Station of Love, I Got the Self Service Pump * Did I Shave my Legs for This? * Don't Come Home a-Drinkin' With Lovin' on Yo-mind * Don't Give Me A Plastic Saddle 'Cuz I Want To Feel That Leather When I Ride * Get Your Biscuits In The Oven, And Your Buns In The Bed * Hold On To Your Men..Cause she's Single Again * How Can I Get Over You if You Won't Get Out from Under Me? * I Bought the Shoes that Just Walked Out on Me * I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling * I Flushed You From The Toilets Of My Heart * I Gave Her the Ring, and She Gave Me the Finger * I Only Miss You On The Days That End In " Y " * I Still Miss You Baby... But My Aim is Getting Better * I Want a Beer as Cold as My Ex-Wife's Heart * I Wish I Were A Lesbian * I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dawg Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win * If I'd Killed You When I Wanted To, I'd be Out of Jail By Now [LOL] * If The Phone Doesn't Ring, It's Me * If You Can't Live Without Me, Why Aren't You Dead? (haha!) * It Ain't Easy Being Easy * My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love Jesus * My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him * Occasional Wife * Redneck Martians Stole My Baby * She Broke My Heart, I Broke Her Jaw * She Looks Good Through the Bottom of My Shot Glass * She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy * She's Actin' Single..... I'm Drinkin' Doubles [lol] * They May Put Me In Prison, But They Can't Stop My Face From Breakin' Out [lol!] * We Used To Kiss On The Lips, But It's All Over Now * You Can't Have Your Kate And Edith Too * You'd think my Bed was a Bus Stop, the Way You Come and Go * You're Going To Ruin My Bad Reputation (hahah) * You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly * Get Your Tongue Out Of My Mouth, Because I'm Kissing You Goodbye [!] Nathan. ===== "I want to be a lawyer, I want to be a scholar But I really can't be bothered" - 'Sat In Your Lap', Kate Bush. "I was looking for a job, and then I found a job, and heaven knows I'm miserable now" - 'Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now', The Smiths. "Nathan - I think - no I KNOW I am in love with you" - Celia, 27/5/03. __________________________________ Do you Yahoo!? Yahoo! Calendar - Free online calendar with sync to Outlook(TM). http://calendar.yahoo.com ------------------------------ End of oztori-digest V3 #153 ****************************