From: owner-oztori-digest@smoe.org (oztori-digest) To: oztori-digest@smoe.org Subject: oztori-digest V3 #149 Reply-To: oztori@smoe.org Sender: owner-oztori-digest@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-oztori-digest@smoe.org Precedence: bulk oztori-digest Monday, June 2 2003 Volume 03 : Number 149 Today's Subjects: ----------------- Re: [oztori] People are leaving? [AndrewR ] [oztori] Re: oztori-digest V3 #148 ["nina riddel" ] Re: [oztori] People are leaving? ["Matty Vines" ] Re: [oztori] 'stead of just leaving? [Nathan "®" ] Re: [oztori] Re: oztori-digest V3 #148 [Rebecca Appleton ] [oztori] Tori Doof Doof ["Bindy ." ] Re: [oztori] Tori Doof Doof [Nathan "®" ] Re: [oztori] Tori Doof Doof ["Bindy ." ] Re: [oztori] Tori Doof Doof [Nathan "®" ] [oztori] God [Simon Metcalf ] Re: [oztori] God [Nathan "®" ] Re: [oztori] Gawd [Nathan "®" ] Re: [oztori] Tori Doof Doof [Nadyne Mielke ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sun, 01 Jun 2003 17:17:37 +1000 From: AndrewR Subject: Re: [oztori] People are leaving? At 01:17 PM 1/06/2003, Nathan =?UNKNOWN?B?rg==?= wrote: >AndrewR wrote: > > > Ahh - cry babies. :) > > > > They couldn't hack the oztori experience! :) > >I think this latest Jawn/Julian leaving thing is a >combination of overly-sensitive/overly-'niceguy' >(respectively) situation. Apparently John began to >wonder (lol to paraphrase a recent Dannii 'hit' >[gasp!]) if Julian was actually a spawn of me. ... and >left in an apparent 'hissyfit'.. .to which Julian "so >nice it hurts" left in response to the 'fact' (in his >mind) that this now makes it 3 oztorians he has >apparently 'offended'... of course all whilst under >the Nayth-influence ;) (kind of)... and him not liking >seemingly 'hurting' people. So that leaves me as the sole straight male in this group eh? :o) ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 01 Jun 2003 17:35:04 +1000 From: "nina riddel" Subject: [oztori] Re: oztori-digest V3 #148 >Case and point - compare each of their interviews with Tori. GRRRRRR!!!!!!!!! Case IN point. >Date: Sun, 1 Jun 2003 09:48:42 +1000 (EST) >From: =?iso-8859-1?q?Julian=20P?= >Subject: [oztori] Perhaps its best ... > >Dear all > >I think it's maybe best for everyone, and for the list in general, if I >leave OzTori as of today. WHHAAAAATTTT???? What the hell happened? Who gives a fuck if he offended people? If they left, why should he? Jesus. Reminds me of Roozi, leaving in a sook, after claiming to follow a "if you can't say anything nice, come talk to me" philosophy. Also BECC - did I see you at that Kate Bush thing last night? I was there because Kristian's a friend of mine. Did the meetup people come? _________________________________________________________________ ninemsn Extra Storage is now available. No account expiration - no need to worry about losing your Hotmail account. Go to http://join.msn.com/?page=dept/home&pgmarket=en-au ------------------------------ Date: 1 Jun 2003 07:12:59 -0000 From: "Matty Vines" Subject: Re: [oztori] People are leaving? god who has he offended? I mean it's not HIS problem HE offended them/us/whoever. If someone's offended it's their own damn problem unless the other person is being blatantly rude. i guess, julian, if you're still here know that it's not your fault if you piss people off. you don't have to be best friends with everybody! It's not gonna happen, it never will, it's not SUPPOSED to happen. i hope you've made the right decision because of what you wanted to do rather than what you felt everyone else would want you to. If they can't take a joke, fuck em. Even if that's me. ------------------------------ Date: 1 Jun 2003 07:13:58 -0000 From: "Matty Vines" Subject: Re: [oztori] People are leaving? > So that leaves me as the sole straight male in this group eh? :o) ****you poor thing. omg, maybe i should leave cuz i'm making you a minority! omg i must leave! hah. sorry. matty. ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 1 Jun 2003 01:31:37 -0700 (PDT) From: Nathan "®" Subject: Re: [oztori] 'stead of just leaving? AndrewR wrote: > So that leaves me as the sole straight male in this > group eh? :o) sole straight? As in your feet are evenly aligned? ;) Nathan. ===== "I want to be a lawyer, I want to be a scholar But I really can't be bothered" - 'Sat In Your Lap', Kate Bush. "I was looking for a job, and then I found a job, and heaven knows I'm miserable now" - 'Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now', The Smiths. "Nathan - I think - no I KNOW I am in love with you" - Celia, 27/5/03. __________________________________ Do you Yahoo!? Yahoo! Calendar - Free online calendar with sync to Outlook(TM). http://calendar.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 1 Jun 2003 18:55:14 GMT From: Rebecca Appleton Subject: Re: [oztori] Re: oztori-digest V3 #148 On Sun, 01 Jun 2003 17:35:04 +1000, nina riddel wrote: >Also BECC - did I see you at that Kate Bush thing last night? I was >there >because Kristian's a friend of mine. Did the meetup people come? Yes you did, and yes they did. We talked to Kristian for ages about getting a Tori one happening too. Where the hell were you and why didn't you come and say hello? *thbhtbhthhtt!!!* ~Becc :-) - -- www.crappism.org ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 1 Jun 2003 02:43:14 -0700 (PDT) From: Nathan "®" Subject: Re: [oztori] Re: oztori-digest V3 #148 Rebecca Appleton wrote: > On Sun, 01 Jun 2003 17:35:04 +1000, nina riddel > wrote: > >Also BECC - did I see you at that Kate Bush thing > last night? I was > >there > >because Kristian's a friend of mine. Did the meetup > people come? > > Yes you did, and yes they did. We talked to > Kristian for ages about > getting a Tori one happening too. "I wanna smash the faces of those beautiful boys, those Kristian boys". Nathan. ===== "I want to be a lawyer, I want to be a scholar But I really can't be bothered" - 'Sat In Your Lap', Kate Bush. "I was looking for a job, and then I found a job, and heaven knows I'm miserable now" - 'Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now', The Smiths. "Nathan - I think - no I KNOW I am in love with you" - Celia, 27/5/03. __________________________________ Do you Yahoo!? Yahoo! Calendar - Free online calendar with sync to Outlook(TM). http://calendar.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 02 Jun 2003 09:53:48 +1000 From: "Bindy ." Subject: [oztori] Tori Doof Doof "Tori has teamed up with groundbreaking German producer/DJ Timo Maas, who has worked on more than 85 productions in the last three years, to create a club remix of Don't Make Me Come to Vegas." Oh dear. Next there will be Tori - The Remixes album out. There will be Tori doof doof music with the club trax of Professional Widow, Raspberry Swirl, Hotel and Don't Make Me Come To Vegas. Be afraid. Be very afraid. ~Bindy Go to: http://www.livejournal.com/users/cancerian/ for Ramblings From The Moon Child _________________________________________________________________ ninemsn Extra Storage is now available. No account expiration - no need to worry about losing your Hotmail account. Go to http://join.msn.com/?page=dept/home&pgmarket=en-au ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 1 Jun 2003 21:04:59 -0700 (PDT) From: Nathan "®" Subject: Re: [oztori] Tori Doof Doof "Bindy ." wrote: > "Tori has teamed up with groundbreaking German > producer/DJ Timo Maas, Oh YES, his 'remixes' (sic) of Tori are just SO groundbreaking... like nothing I've EVER heard BEFORE in my LIFE. > who > has worked on more than 85 productions in the last > three years, to create a > club remix of Don't Make Me Come to Vegas." The greatest remixer on the face of the earth still couldn't save that song from being well a pile of shite. For some reason, that song in my mind conjures up images of being the musical equivalent of pickled gerkhins... which the last time I had one of those in my mouth I couldn't make it to the bathroom sink in time, so vomited on the door. > Oh dear. Next there will be Tori - The Remixes > album out. Honey where HAVE you been?!?!?! There was talk of this happening in 96/97 after the 'success' off the Pro Widow/ITSOHV/Blue Skies mixes. This is where Gavo's Houseback Mix of Horses & Silkscreen-whatever's remix of Father Lucifer - gasp - both of which I like.. and I like some of the Blue Skies mixes. But alas, 'twas scrapped. But I wouldn't worry about "Tori - The Remixes", as both Atlantic & Sony are too lazy/dumb to cash in on Tori's 'rabid' fans & release this kinda stuff. Fools. Also, Tori's 'getting on' a bit now.. and perhaps isn't the most iconic 'dance diva' figure for today's 'youngin's... Although I guess if Cher can do it.. (but hey they already [unsuccessfully of course] tried to make Tori Cher with those Jackie's Strength 'remixes'). BUT what pisses me off MOST about this whole remix bonanza is... we can get these (mostly) crappy 'mixes' (sic) released to buy, but we CAN'T get any fucking new b-sides on official releases/or even heard. > There will be > Tori doof doof music with the club trax of > Professional Widow, Raspberry > Swirl, Hotel and Don't Make Me Come To Vegas. Hotel is a song that SHOULD have had remixes. It would (?? well then again maybe not given Tori's track record of 'remixing') have worked nicely. You just DON'T remix a song like Jackie's Strength or DMMCTV. Ditto why weren't there any TVAB remixes? Stupid, stupid record companies run by old men in grey suits with white hair. Nathan. ===== "I want to be a lawyer, I want to be a scholar But I really can't be bothered" - 'Sat In Your Lap', Kate Bush. "I was looking for a job, and then I found a job, and heaven knows I'm miserable now" - 'Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now', The Smiths. "Nathan - I think - no I KNOW I am in love with you" - Celia, 27/5/03. __________________________________ Do you Yahoo!? Yahoo! Calendar - Free online calendar with sync to Outlook(TM). http://calendar.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 02 Jun 2003 14:29:08 +1000 From: "Bindy ." Subject: Re: [oztori] Tori Doof Doof Nathan wrote on Sun, 1 Jun 2003 21:04:59 -0700 (PDT) B>> club remix of Don't Make Me Come to Vegas." N> The greatest remixer on the face of the earth still N> couldn't save that song from being well a pile of N> shite. N> For some reason, that song in my mind conjures up N> images of being the musical equivalent of pickled N> gerkhins... which the last time I had one of those in N> my mouth I couldn't make it to the bathroom sink in N> time, so vomited on the door. LOL That is an odd comparison, bloody funny, but very odd. Never contested that you weren't an odd lad anyway though I guess. I agree. Gerkhins are a disgusting excuse for edibility. Bleugh! ~Bindy Go to: http://www.livejournal.com/users/cancerian/ for Ramblings From The Moon Child _________________________________________________________________ ninemsn Extra Storage is now available. Get larger attachments - send/receive up to 2MB attachments (up to 100 percent more per e-mail). Go to http://join.msn.com/?page=dept/home&pgmarket=en-au ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 1 Jun 2003 21:36:49 -0700 (PDT) From: Nathan "®" Subject: Re: [oztori] Tori Doof Doof "Bindy ." wrote: > LOL That is an odd comparison, bloody funny, but > very odd. Never contested > that you weren't an odd lad anyway though I guess. > > I agree. Gerkhins are a disgusting excuse for > edibility. Bleugh! Yes. And I think I realised after reading my e-mail that they are actually spelled/spelt 'gherkins'. Nathan. ===== "I want to be a lawyer, I want to be a scholar But I really can't be bothered" - 'Sat In Your Lap', Kate Bush. "I was looking for a job, and then I found a job, and heaven knows I'm miserable now" - 'Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now', The Smiths. "Nathan - I think - no I KNOW I am in love with you" - Celia, 27/5/03. __________________________________ Do you Yahoo!? Yahoo! Calendar - Free online calendar with sync to Outlook(TM). http://calendar.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 02 Jun 2003 15:04:10 +1000 From: Simon Metcalf Subject: [oztori] God Can someone (Andrew??) in there infinite wisdom tells me what Tori says in the middle of "God". I've always wanted to know but could never figure it out. She says something like "Keep my thoughts straight...something something something". PS. I can't get Seaside out of my head. Wtf is that about? Simon Metcalf Research Assistant School of Environmental and Life Sciences University of Newcastle Callaghan, NSW 2308 Ph: (02) 49215096 Fax: (02) 49215877 ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 1 Jun 2003 22:08:27 -0700 (PDT) From: Nathan "®" Subject: Re: [oztori] God Simon Metcalf wrote: > Can someone (Andrew??) Bah! What am I? Chopped liver? > in there infinite wisdom > tells me what Tori says in the middle of "God". > I've always wanted to know but could never figure it > out. She says something like "Keep my thoughts > straight...something something something". She says: "Give not thy strength unto women Nor they ways to that which destroyeth kings". 'tis a Biblical quote, apparently. She goddit after asking her daddy (biological) for a quote about how women are portrayed in the bible.. and he gave her something such as "a woman is a thing of beauty.... blah blah", but she said "no, I don't think you understand what I mean" or some such thing. > PS. I can't get Seaside out of my head. Wtf is > that about? Drugs. Nah, some @forumzers think 'tmight be in part related to 2 girls or something killed in Israel in a suicide bombing or something. Failing that it's either about Tori's rape, miscarriage, America, her break up with Eric, or Trent Reznor. Take your pick, Nathan. ===== "I want to be a lawyer, I want to be a scholar But I really can't be bothered" - 'Sat In Your Lap', Kate Bush. "I was looking for a job, and then I found a job, and heaven knows I'm miserable now" - 'Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now', The Smiths. "Nathan - I think - no I KNOW I am in love with you" - Celia, 27/5/03. __________________________________ Do you Yahoo!? Yahoo! Calendar - Free online calendar with sync to Outlook(TM). http://calendar.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 1 Jun 2003 22:13:47 -0700 (PDT) From: Nathan "®" Subject: Re: [oztori] Gawd Nathan . wrote: [yes, I'm now referring to myself in 3rd person] > She says: > > "Give not thy strength unto women > Nor they ways to that which destroyeth kings". That should be "Nor THY ways.." btw. re: Seaside interp: > Failing that it's either about Tori's rape, > miscarriage, America, her break up with Eric, or > Trent > Reznor. I forgot to add 'it's about Tash' to that list. Nathan. ===== "I want to be a lawyer, I want to be a scholar But I really can't be bothered" - 'Sat In Your Lap', Kate Bush. "I was looking for a job, and then I found a job, and heaven knows I'm miserable now" - 'Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now', The Smiths. "Nathan - I think - no I KNOW I am in love with you" - Celia, 27/5/03. __________________________________ Do you Yahoo!? Yahoo! Calendar - Free online calendar with sync to Outlook(TM). http://calendar.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 1 Jun 2003 22:56:35 -0700 From: Nadyne Mielke Subject: Re: [oztori] Tori Doof Doof On Sunday, Jun 1, 2003, at 21:04 US/Pacific, Nathan . wrote: > The greatest remixer on the face of the earth still > couldn't save that song from being well a pile of > shite. I thought that, too, until the (original) song hit a chord with me. That chord was the night that I ended up flying across the country on less than six hours notice to save my best friend from himself. Being a completist, I've ordered the vinyl anyway. Yeah, I know, I'll start looking into getting a life. /nm ------------------------------ End of oztori-digest V3 #149 ****************************