From: owner-oztori-digest@smoe.org (oztori-digest) To: oztori-digest@smoe.org Subject: oztori-digest V3 #140 Reply-To: oztori@smoe.org Sender: owner-oztori-digest@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-oztori-digest@smoe.org Precedence: bulk oztori-digest Thursday, May 22 2003 Volume 03 : Number 140 Today's Subjects: ----------------- Re: [oztori] ...with my dolly from the shadow-side [=?iso-8859-1?q?Julian] [oztori] Poor Shmucks unite! ["John Lacey" ] Re: [oztori] Poor Shmucks unite! ["John Lacey" ] Re: [oztori] ...with my blow-up dolly from the shadow-side [Nathan "®" ] [oztori] ....and all that Jas ["Bindy ." ] Re: [oztori] ....and all that Jas [Jonceski Jasmina ] [oztori] Why Kant Tori Jas? ["John Lacey" ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Wed, 21 May 2003 20:12:26 +1000 (EST) From: =?iso-8859-1?q?Julian=20P?= Subject: Re: [oztori] ...with my dolly from the shadow-side Nathan . wrote: >I remember reading on the dent forumz I think that she >got it from some book called "The Awakening" or >something... Sister Janet 'twas a boring ole housewife >or something.. then one day something 'sparked' & she >decided to abandon domestica & really discover >herself, etc. I think. Except her name wasn't Janet, it was Edna (Edna Pontellier, from memory), and she didn't so much decide to abandon anything, as waft around for most of the novel only to drown herself about 100 pages too late. And she didn't discover herself so much as analogise herself (poorly) with a bird with a broken wing (hmn: yellow bird flying gets shot in the wing???). And there were no wizards, no shadowside, no dolly (a few Englishmen, though), no demons (not even inner ones!) and very little else vaguely interesting. Oh, can you tell I loved it?? ;-) Jules ___________________________ He-Man? Rough? We're talking about a bleach-blond guy in a furry thong and a harness ... ___________________________ - --------------------------------- Yahoo! Mobile - - Check & compose your email via SMS on your Telstra or Vodafone mobile. ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 21 May 2003 05:20:13 -0500 From: "John Lacey" Subject: [oztori] Poor Shmucks unite! This is adapted from a survey on the sophie b hawkins underground site. Consider this scenario... you happen to be a poor schmuck living outside the US. To get Tori to visit your country do you... A) Kidnap Mark/Natashya and use him/her as "leverage" B) Beg, borrow, steal the money to get her here... C) Sue her so she has to show for the court appearance D) Brainwash her into thinking she's actually native to your land E) Make her an offer she can't refuse F) Offer her a hand-painted Djembe (LOL) (Admittedly F is based on a joke no one here is likely to understand) - -- __________________________________________________________ Sign-up for your own FREE Personalized E-mail at Mail.com http://www.mail.com/?sr=signup ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 21 May 2003 05:29:03 -0500 From: "John Lacey" Subject: Re: [oztori] Poor Shmucks unite! Speaking of shmucks uniting... I'm in #oztori right now. Join me for fun and festivities. And the odd Neil reference. Signed, He-who-has-done-more-reference 8:28 PM - -- __________________________________________________________ Sign-up for your own FREE Personalized E-mail at Mail.com http://www.mail.com/?sr=signup ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 21 May 2003 05:25:30 -0700 (PDT) From: Nathan "®" Subject: Re: [oztori] ...with my blow-up dolly from the shadow-side Am I the only one who would love to see Tori 'take on' Tainted Love... in a low sexy growl? Nathan. ===== "I want to be a lawyer I want to be a scholar But I really can't be bothered" - 'Sat In Your Lap', Kate Bush. "I think that happiness is when you can let yourself feel every emotion you want at any time instead of being a lying little fuck." - Tori Amos. __________________________________ Do you Yahoo!? The New Yahoo! Search - Faster. Easier. Bingo. http://search.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 21 May 2003 05:45:24 -0700 (PDT) From: Nathan "®" Subject: [oztori] Idea for "Crazy" vid for Tori!!!! She can basically replicate Madonna's What It Feels Like For A Girl vid... and pick up her old "Victorian" nannie, Addie Ellen from the old folks home (even though she's dead) and then whisk her off 'in a pink mustang'.. and crash into all these ppl & do bad stuff... haahh. I would love it. And die happy. Nathan. ===== "I want to be a lawyer I want to be a scholar But I really can't be bothered" - 'Sat In Your Lap', Kate Bush. "I think that happiness is when you can let yourself feel every emotion you want at any time instead of being a lying little fuck." - Tori Amos. __________________________________ Do you Yahoo!? The New Yahoo! Search - Faster. Easier. Bingo. http://search.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 22 May 2003 08:51:06 +1000 From: "Holly Williamson" Subject: Re: [oztori] Canberra Jas wrote: > > > All the yokels seem to know about is steak, beef, t-bones, > > porterhouse, > > eye fillet, rump, medium-rare, rare, double rare, extra rare, raw, > > cattle > > semen, cow-love, cowboy hats, cowboy boots, wrangler jeans, holden > > utes, > > country music, cattle yards, and the gloriously overrated Beef > > Week that > > takes up so many hours of nothing here. > >i'm sure if you looked you could find those here! Well, the problem is that you don't even need to look here. All of this is thrown in your face from the moment you drive through the southern roundabout to the moment you leave the other side of town. There are fibreglass bulls in the traffic islands as decoration. There are fibreglass bulls on tops of rooves. I can't fekkin wait to escape it all. > >Yes, I agree. And it's dry. Which is fabulous! I hate humidity. >I keep getting reminded of how I need to buy a beanie cos it's so cold at >night. Need something to cover my head. Cooooool! I have never even owned a beanie, so I can't wait until I can say I am the proud owner of one. *shivering with excitement!!!* Jas, tell me more about yourself? What are you studying at Canberra? Whereabouts is the best place in Canberra to live? Do you live on campus at uni? Which uni do you go to? I'll be moving down there knowing NOBODY except my boyfriend, so it would be nice to have some contacts down there. Please email me!!! Holly. _________________________________________________________________ ninemsn Extra Storage is now available. Get five times more storage - 10MB in your Hotmail account. Go to http://join.msn.com/?page=dept/home&pgmarket=en-au ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 22 May 2003 09:22:38 +1000 From: "Bindy ." Subject: [oztori] ....and all that Jas Holly wrote on Thu, 22 May 2003 08:51:06 +1000 >Jas, tell me more about yourself? What are you studying at Canberra? >Whereabouts is the best place in Canberra to live? Do you live on campus >at uni? Which uni do you go to? I'll be moving down there knowing NOBODY >except my boyfriend, so it would be nice to have some contacts down there. >Please email me!!! Jas is the number one promotion manager for Geneveive Maynard. You will get taken to at least one of her concerts or her towering persuasion will force you to go to one. *Loves ya Jas!* ~Bindy Go to: http://www.livejournal.com/users/cancerian/ for Ramblings From The Moon Child _________________________________________________________________ ninemsn Extra Storage is now available. Get five times more storage - 10MB in your Hotmail account. Go to http://join.msn.com/?page=dept/home&pgmarket=en-au ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 22 May 2003 10:01:53 +1000 From: Jonceski Jasmina Subject: Re: [oztori] ....and all that Jas > Jas is the number one promotion manager for Geneveive Maynard. > You will get > taken to at least one of her concerts or her towering persuasion > will force > you to go to one. aw, come on. you haven't been to one yet (well, it almost happened but that doesn't count, and that tv performance you saw by chance doesn't count either.) this is like the second time my name's come up in a subject (i think). should i be scared? jas ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 21 May 2003 19:03:48 -0500 From: "John Lacey" Subject: Re: [oztori] ....and all that Jas > Jas is the number one promotion manager for Geneveive Maynard. You will get taken to at least one of her concerts or her towering persuasion will force you to go to one. > *Loves ya Jas!* And when we rip off this mask we discover Bindy is infact... Geneveive Maynard! *dramatic music goes here* - -- __________________________________________________________ Sign-up for your own FREE Personalized E-mail at Mail.com http://www.mail.com/?sr=signup ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 22 May 2003 01:31:00 -0500 From: "John Lacey" Subject: [oztori] Why Kant Tori Jas? > this is like the second time my name's come up in a subject (i think). should i be scared? Yes be afraid.. we've given up on ever seeing Tori in the country again, so we're going to give you a red wig and tour you around the country. Tool is going to be the support act, but alas Maynard can't come... hey what's Genevieve doing? - -- __________________________________________________________ Sign-up for your own FREE Personalized E-mail at Mail.com http://www.mail.com/?sr=signup ------------------------------ End of oztori-digest V3 #140 ****************************