From: owner-oztori-digest@smoe.org (oztori-digest) To: oztori-digest@smoe.org Subject: oztori-digest V3 #131 Reply-To: oztori@smoe.org Sender: owner-oztori-digest@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-oztori-digest@smoe.org Precedence: bulk oztori-digest Saturday, May 10 2003 Volume 03 : Number 131 Today's Subjects: ----------------- Re: [oztori] Nathan's chequered past [Nathan "®" ] [oztori] OT: Hanky Panky [Nathan "®" ] [oztori] Me in #Oztori (Ltd Ed) [=?iso-8859-1?q?Julian=20P?= ] Re: [oztori] OT: Dragging my mal-formed FOOTS yes [AndrewR ] Re: [oztori] SNOT [AndrewR ] Re: [oztori] SNOT [=?iso-8859-1?q?Julian=20P?= Subject: Re: [oztori] Nathan's chequered past AndrewR wrote: > A foot? "you wish girl-friend" :o) Hehehe. That reminds me of a great scene of the possessed Marlena in Days of Our Lives circa 1998 (here.. 1994/5 in the US), when she looks at herself in the mirror (glowing flourescent green eyes and kick-ass demonic voice intact) & says.. "GIRLFRIEND, you...are...a...MESS!" I have it taped somewhere.. *must dig it out again soon* > BTW - Does Nathan get more threads devoted to him > than Tori!?! :) YES! And rightfully so. > Speaking of large boulders - WHERE have you been > Mista G(h)ee? Doncha mean 'speaking of large BULGES' :) > Just looking at that url above... maybe there's a > hidden message in the > lastest album title? Maybe it's "scar, let's walk?" I think 'tis actually, "(hey there')s (a) car (but hey...) let's walk (instead, because it's better for our health/the environment, etc). > Chocolate Cherries Alamanda! :) You know one day last term I accidentally asked a child who I had trouble with 'ch' sounds to say "chocolate cherry" in front of a teacher.. omg... I nearly died when I realised what I'd asked her to say. Nathan. ===== "I want to be a lawyer I want to be a scholar But I really can't be bothered" - 'Sat In Your Lap', Kate Bush. "For Cris, a quietly-spoken musician, it was a devastating betrayal of a tempestuous relationship which started with a drunken kiss and ended with Sam [Fox]'s foot through a TV screen." - from UK 'Mirror', 2003. __________________________________ Do you Yahoo!? The New Yahoo! Search - Faster. Easier. Bingo. http://search.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 9 May 2003 01:33:23 -0700 (PDT) From: Nathan "®" Subject: [oztori] OT: Hanky Panky AndrewR wrote: > >Hehehe 'orange hanky, roit/left pocket' (or > >something.. Julian'll understand.. though I have a > >feeling 'tmighta been a particular shade of > orange... > >maybe that's what Tori was singing about in Agent > >Orange). > > A signal for foot-fetishists? Get educated: http://mindprod.com/hanky.html Hehehe... 'copsucker, just like my daddy'... Nathan. ====== "whenever I hear 'watersports' I think of you" - Julian, 9/5/03. "Your whole existance would be like a mental orgasm for a psychologist!" - Jarrod, 7/5/03. __________________________________ Do you Yahoo!? The New Yahoo! Search - Faster. Easier. Bingo. http://search.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 9 May 2003 20:41:15 +1000 (EST) From: =?iso-8859-1?q?Julian=20P?= Subject: [oztori] Me in #Oztori (Ltd Ed) For a limited time only, you can get me in #Oztori ... Time is 8.38pm AEST on Friday 9 May 2003. :-) Jules ___________________________ He-Man? Rough? We're talking about a bleach-blond guy in a furry thong and a harness ... ___________________________ - --------------------------------- Yahoo! Mobile - - Check & compose your email via SMS on your Telstra or Vodafone mobile. ------------------------------ Date: 9 May 2003 11:41:53 -0000 From: "Matty Vines" Subject: Re: [oztori] Nathan's chequered past you guys are like old ladies at a hairdressers.. it's so funny. whatever happened to Holly? i'm seriously starting to freak out! yeah. matty. ******************************* my online journal: - http://unspokenthings.blogspot.com "all people who are fat seem to eat alot of chips. knock it off." - Courtney Love Nathan "." wrote: > AndrewR wrote: > > > A foot? "you wish girl-friend" :o) > > Hehehe. That reminds me of a great scene of the > possessed Marlena in Days of Our Lives circa 1998 > (here.. 1994/5 in the US), when she looks at herself > in the mirror (glowing flourescent green eyes and > kick-ass demonic voice intact) & says.. "GIRLFRIEND, > you...are...a...MESS!" I have it taped somewhere.. > *must dig it out again soon* > > > > BTW - Does Nathan get more threads devoted to him > > than Tori!?! :) > > YES! And rightfully so. > > > > Speaking of large boulders - WHERE have you been > > Mista G(h)ee? > > Doncha mean 'speaking of large BULGES' :) > > > > Just looking at that url above... maybe there's a > > hidden message in the > > lastest album title? Maybe it's "scar, let's walk?" > > I think 'tis actually, "(hey there')s (a) car (but > hey...) let's walk (instead, because it's better for > our health/the environment, etc). > > > > Chocolate Cherries Alamanda! :) > > You know one day last term I accidentally asked a > child who I had trouble with 'ch' sounds to say > "chocolate cherry" in front of a teacher.. omg... I > nearly died when I realised what I'd asked her to say. > > > Nathan. > > ===== > "I want to be a lawyer > I want to be a scholar > But I really can't be bothered" - 'Sat In Your Lap', Kate Bush. > > "For Cris, a quietly-spoken musician, it was a devastating betrayal of > a tempestuous relationship which started with a drunken kiss and ended > with Sam [Fox]'s foot through a TV screen." - from UK 'Mirror', 2003. > > __________________________________ > Do you Yahoo!? > The New Yahoo! Search - Faster. Easier. Bingo. > http://search.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 09 May 2003 22:14:22 +1000 From: AndrewR Subject: Re: [oztori] OT: Dragging my mal-formed FOOTS yes At 01:23 PM 9/05/2003 +1000, Dylan says hi :) wrote: >Why the hell would u legitmately have an orange hankey may i ask >andrew?????? is there somefin ur not telling us all..... Not that I *DO* - heh - I fell into that one didn't I - I meant what if someone happened to have different coloured hankies and one was orange - or brown-greenish brown called Mr. Hanky *nyuk nyuk nyuk*. ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 9 May 2003 05:26:11 -0700 (PDT) From: Nathan "®" Subject: [oztori] Was Tori's 'Caught A Lite Sneeze' a tongue-in-cheek reference to the 'hanky codes' system? (see subject heading) Discuss. Nathan. ===== "I want to be a lawyer I want to be a scholar But I really can't be bothered" - 'Sat In Your Lap', Kate Bush. "For Cris, a quietly-spoken musician, it was a devastating betrayal of a tempestuous relationship which started with a drunken kiss and ended with Sam [Fox]'s foot through a TV screen." - from UK 'Mirror', 2003. __________________________________ Do you Yahoo!? The New Yahoo! Search - Faster. Easier. Bingo. http://search.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 9 May 2003 22:32:43 +1000 (EST) From: =?iso-8859-1?q?Julian=20P?= Subject: [oztori] SNOT AndrewR wrote: >Not that I *DO* - heh - I fell into that one didn't I - I meant what if >someone happened to have different coloured hankies and one was >orange - or >brown-greenish brown called Mr. Hanky *nyuk nyuk nyuk*. Yeah, I'm sure that innocent straight people just happen to find themselves in gay bars with orange/brown/silver lame hankies hanging out of their left/right back pockets all the time. You have some 'splainin' to do Rayf ... Btw, who came up with the idea of the handkerchief anyway? -- not as an indication of sexual preference, mind you, but in its original incarnation. I mean, did someone think 'gee, I really wish I could keep all that snot, and jam it back in my pocket for later'?? And I'm always a little unsure about hankie users ... do they wash 'em separately? I always imagine a thin veneer of snot over all their clothes from having used hankies chucked in with the rest of the washing. Something to think about when someone tells you there are spare towels in the guest bathroom. And t'other week a friend offered to lend me a hanky. I'm sorry, but are we REALLY at the point in our friendship where we can start swapping snot? Ew, no thank you. End rant. Jules ___________________________ He-Man? Rough? We're talking about a bleach-blond guy in a furry thong and a harness ... ___________________________ - --------------------------------- Yahoo! Messenger for SMS- Always be connected to your Messenger Friends ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 09 May 2003 22:36:37 +1000 From: AndrewR Subject: Re: [oztori] Nathan's chequered past (The real story behind SW) At 01:21 AM 9/05/2003 -0700, Nathan =?UNKNOWN?B?rg==?= wrote: >AndrewR wrote: >I think 'tis actually, "(hey there')s (a) car (but >hey...) let's walk (instead, because it's better for >our health/the environment, etc). Heh, Tori's album has an environmental subtext... Walking cause it's better for the environment. "I can't see New York" - cause of the pollution "Gold Dust" - the amount of precious metals that are lost in computers being dumped in land-fills. "Pancake" - how you should dispose of items in your recycling bin "flat as a..." "Wednesday" - the day the Recycling truck comes "Carbon" - the amount of Carbon spewing out of exhausts "Don't make me come to Vegas" - a protest against the damming of the Colorado river by the Hoover Dam which powers the lights of Las Vegas "Taxi Ride" - the step towards public transport "Virginia" - Analyses environmental policy and programs in Virginia, including groundwater protection and pesticide reduction. "Crazy" - the things people do that harm the environment "Strange" - the anti-environment-protection backlash "Another Girl's Paradise" - Tori's lament to 'Gaia' "Wampum Prayer" - connecting with her Native American roots - a people who lived at one with the land for millenia. "Your Cloud" - her concern over the increase of clouds due to the greenhouse effect - or just another cloud dumping acid rain on her. "Sweet Sangria" What she want's to drink when everything's "right with the world" "Mrs. Jesus" - Strikes up a conversation with a femanine aspect of God to discuss the nature of the world. In particular how to grow a really good "St. Christopher's Lily" :o) > > Chocolate Cherries Alamanda! :) > >You know one day last term I accidentally asked a >child who I had trouble with 'ch' sounds to say >"chocolate cherry" in front of a teacher.. omg... I >nearly died when I realised what I'd asked her to say. Dare I ask what you are talking about... I've got a good idea as to what you mean. Sicko! :o) ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 09 May 2003 22:56:08 +1000 From: AndrewR Subject: [oztori] Well I'm in #oztori I'm in there now - no one is there!! Woo hoo Andrew 10:55pm Friday. ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 09 May 2003 23:27:37 +1000 From: AndrewR Subject: Re: [oztori] SNOT At 10:32 PM 9/05/2003 +1000, Julian P wrote: >AndrewR wrote: >Not that I *DO* - heh - I fell >into that one didn't I - I meant what if > >someone happened to have different coloured hankies and one was >orange > - or > >brown-greenish brown called Mr. Hanky *nyuk nyuk nyuk*. Yeah, I'm sure > that innocent straight people just happen to find themselves in gay bars > with orange/brown/silver lame hankies hanging out of their left/right > back pockets all the time. You have some 'splainin' to do Rayf ... Btw, > who came up with the idea of the handkerchief anyway? -- not as an > indication of sexual preference, mind you, but in its original > incarnation. I mean, did someone think 'gee, I really wish I could keep > all that snot, and jam it back in my pocket for later'?? And I'm always a > little unsure about hankie users ... do they wash 'em separately? I > always imagine a thin veneer of snot over all their clothes from having > used hankies chucked in with the rest of the washing. Something to think > about when someone tells you there are spare towels in the guest > bathroom. And t'other week a friend offered to lend me a hanky. I'm > sorry, but are we REALLY at the point in our friendship where we can start sw! >apping snot? Ew, no thank you. End rant. Jules I'm a bit thingy with hankies - I don't like the idea of 'sharing' a hankie - - it's just WRONG! Plus there's that whole 'been in someone's pocket/bag' - too close to their body - eww! And you know Julian ANYTHING could be on those towels... you fill in the gaps with your own mind :) Mine is being taken away for questioning! (about a series of towel-soiling incidencts) :) Andrew ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 10 May 2003 08:34:14 +1000 (EST) From: =?iso-8859-1?q?Julian=20P?= Subject: Re: [oztori] SNOT AndrewR wrote: >And you know Julian ANYTHING could be on those towels... you fill in >the gaps with your own mind :) Mine is being taken away for >questioning! Oh thanks a lot, Rayf! That's a whole new neurosis I didn't need, t'ank you *very* much! Jules "towelophobe" P ___________________________ He-Man? Rough? We're talking about a bleach-blond guy in a furry thong and a harness ... ___________________________ - --------------------------------- Yahoo! Messenger for SMS- Always be connected to your Messenger Friends ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 9 May 2003 16:47:29 -0700 (PDT) From: Nathan "®" Subject: Re: [oztori] Kim Wilde's 'chequered love' (The follow up to 'kids in america') AndrewR wrote: > At 01:21 AM 9/05/2003 -0700, Nathan > =?UNKNOWN?B?rg==?= wrote: > >AndrewR wrote: > >I think 'tis actually, "(hey there')s (a) car (but > >hey...) let's walk (instead, because it's better > for > >our health/the environment, etc). > > Heh, Tori's album has an environmental subtext... > > Walking cause it's better for the environment. > "I can't see New York" - cause of the pollution > "Gold Dust" - the amount of precious metals that are > lost in computers > being dumped in land-fills. hehehhe v.good. Or the 'dusty' appearance of a smoggy sky when the sun breaks through the clouds. 'tres' good Andrew!! *gives you a gold star... or gold hanky if you'd rather (lol I'd have to look up what it 'meant' though... fuck it's hard to remember more than say 2 or 3)* > Dare I ask what you are talking about... I've got a > good idea as to what > you mean. > Sicko! :o) lol 'Sicko' can be my new name.. like 'Jacko'. "Sicko". ===== "I want to be a lawyer I want to be a scholar But I really can't be bothered" - 'Sat In Your Lap', Kate Bush. "For Cris, a quietly-spoken musician, it was a devastating betrayal of a tempestuous relationship which started with a drunken kiss and ended with Sam [Fox]'s foot through a TV screen." - from UK 'Mirror', 2003. __________________________________ Do you Yahoo!? The New Yahoo! Search - Faster. Easier. Bingo. http://search.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 10 May 2003 13:24:04 +1000 From: AndrewR Subject: [oztori] There are no cats in America (No'Tori'us BIG should cover that) At 09:47 AM 10/05/2003, Nathan =?UNKNOWN?B?rg==?= wrote: >AndrewR wrote: > > > At 01:21 AM 9/05/2003 -0700, Nathan > > =?UNKNOWN?B?rg==?= wrote: > > >AndrewR wrote: > > >I think 'tis actually, "(hey there')s (a) car (but > > >hey...) let's walk (instead, because it's better > > for > > >our health/the environment, etc). > > > > Heh, Tori's album has an environmental subtext... > > > > Walking cause it's better for the environment. > > "I can't see New York" - cause of the pollution > > "Gold Dust" - the amount of precious metals that are > > lost in computers > > being dumped in land-fills. > >hehehhe v.good. Or the 'dusty' appearance of a smoggy >sky when the sun breaks through the clouds. > >'tres' good Andrew!! *gives you a gold star... or >gold hanky if you'd rather (lol I'd have to look up >what it 'meant' though... fuck it's hard to remember >more than say 2 or 3)* People or hankies? :) OK according to your hanky (panky) site... If you gave me a gold hany I'd be (so I get it now - it's not just anyone walking down the street you'd have to be in a club - that's what I meant about the original orange hanky thing... what about innocent hanky users...) I'd be two gay men looking for one - that's a mind bender... or one looking for two... OR gold lame (with an e acute) ((what the hell is lame)) I'd be looking for "muscled bottoms" or has a "muscled bottom" wouldn't it be easier to just look... or wear lycra? :) And - WHO woud wear mosquito netting in their pocket... Is that a bulge in your pocket or do you just have a double-bed-sized cut of mosquito netting? LOL! I wouldn't wan't to blow my nose in that! :) ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 9 May 2003 20:48:08 -0700 (PDT) From: Nathan "®" Subject: Re: [oztori] The cats of Ostraaaya have made their choice, Snappy Tom (OT of course) AndrewR wrote: > If you gave me a gold hany I'd be (so I get it now - > it's not just anyone > walking down the street you'd have to be in a club - > that's what I meant > about the original orange hanky thing... what about > innocent hanky users...) Well for anyone who cares (about 0.000002 of you), I only seem to carry around white hankies.. lol (well until they get snot-ed on). Read into that what you will. > I'd be two gay men looking for one - that's a mind > bender... Could be siamese twins. Now that would be even more intriguing. Tori content: "two bugle boi models bearing gold hankies saying 'baby it's a freebie, you sure look deprAved'." > And - WHO woud wear mosquito netting in their > pocket... I know that is hilarious. Nathan. ===== "I want to be a lawyer I want to be a scholar But I really can't be bothered" - 'Sat In Your Lap', Kate Bush. "For Cris, a quietly-spoken musician, it was a devastating betrayal of a tempestuous relationship which started with a drunken kiss and ended with Sam [Fox]'s foot through a TV screen." - from UK 'Mirror', 2003. __________________________________ Do you Yahoo!? The New Yahoo! Search - Faster. Easier. Bingo. http://search.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 10 May 2003 13:52:47 +1000 From: Jonceski Jasmina Subject: Re: [oztori] The cats of Ostraaaya have made their choice, Snappy Tom (OT of course) > Well for anyone who cares (about 0.000002 of you), WOW! What a keen sense of observation! :P~~~ Jas ------------------------------ End of oztori-digest V3 #131 ****************************