From: owner-oztori-digest@smoe.org (oztori-digest) To: oztori-digest@smoe.org Subject: oztori-digest V3 #104 Reply-To: oztori@smoe.org Sender: owner-oztori-digest@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-oztori-digest@smoe.org Precedence: bulk oztori-digest Monday, April 14 2003 Volume 03 : Number 104 Today's Subjects: ----------------- [oztori] Will the real Rebecca Edmonds please stand up (when she next takes a pee) [Nathan "®" ] [none] ["Rebecca Edmonds" ] [oztori] introductions [Nadyne Mielke ] [oztori] Have i missed something? ["Bindy ." ] Re: [oztori] Have i missed something? ["Dylan says hi :\)" ] [oztori] The wheels on the Vengabus go round and round, round and round, round and round... [Nathan "®" ] Re: [oztori] what???? [Nathan "®" ] [oztori] Tori Amos is dead: Conspiracy [Nathan "®" ] Re: [oztori] introductions [=?iso-8859-1?q?Audrie=20Tiong?= ] [oztori] Rebecca's sordid past... [Nathan "®" ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sun, 13 Apr 2003 02:58:11 -0700 (PDT) From: Nathan "®" Subject: [oztori] Will the real Rebecca Edmonds please stand up (when she next takes a pee) VELCUM Ms Edmonds! Yay - we double up on another name on the list... We now have two BECC's!! Bout time we got some 'new blood' on the list... was getting a little tired of late. Now hopefully you actually have a personality behind those sweet dimples Rebecca. Rebecca Edmonds wrote: > k, just doing what the email says and sending out a > bit of info about me. > > Hmmm..well my name is Rebecca and I'm a uni student > from Melbourne. Studying what? For your sake, I hope not speech pathology... lmao. > I > dunno what else to say, so if you wanna know > anything else you can ask if > you want. We want to know ALL about you, hon. Julian has already asked the $6 million question - 'r u into filth'? And the obligatory... "Your sexual orientation is best categorised as...?" Jaz wrote: > feel free to bitch slap nathan every once in a while lol! Nathan. ===== "I want to be a lawyer I want to be a scholar But I really can't be bothered" - - 'Sat In Your Lap', Kate Bush. ___________________________________________________________________ Yahoo! Tax Center - File online, calculators, forms, and more http://tax.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 13 Apr 2003 10:52:10 +0000 From: "Rebecca Edmonds" Subject: [oztori] stuff about me.... Ok, everybody. Thanks for all the emails, I guess I'd better answer some of your q's. I'm 20, from Melbourne, studying Bachelor of Arts (specifically Lit and Linguistics). Sorry I can't earn brownie points, cause i'm a goodie-two-shoes and haven't dropped out of any courses/classes etc. Um Tori stuff...I really like the Merman/Mermaid song...I've forgotten cause I haven't heard it for ages. I guess boys for pele is good...Hey jules...i'm not sure what u mean by filth..it means many things... um, oh yea i'm straight. so there u go. Nething I left out? neway thanks everyone for makin me feel welcome :) bec - ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Hotmail now available on Australian mobile phones. Click here for more. ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 13 Apr 2003 11:02:07 +0000 From: "Rebecca Edmonds" Subject: [none] onhey, how about all of you... i don't know anything about you, so tell me stuff!!!! nah, just kidding. feel free to divulge personal information...but dont feel obliged. you wanted to know me...hmm i'll shut up now before i stick my foot any further down my throatbec - ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Hotmail now available on Australian mobile phones. Click here for more. ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 13 Apr 2003 10:29:28 -0700 (PDT) From: Nadyne Mielke Subject: [oztori] introductions Rebecca Edmonds wrote: > onhey, how about all of you... i don't know anything about you, so > tell me stuff!!!! nah, just kidding. feel free to divulge personal > information...but dont feel obliged. you wanted to know me...hmm i'll > shut up now before i stick my foot any further down my throatbec Hi. I'm Nadyne. I'm the token American on the list. The rest of the folks here put up with me because I've lived in Australia (Canberra, to be specific), may well move to Wellington or Sydney (I've a couple of offers from unis to do a PhD), and mostly lurk so I think everyone forgets about me anyway. :) I'm 27. I have a Bachelor of Science in Computer Science, a Bachelor of Science in Mathematics, and a Master of Science in Human-Computer Interaction. I currently live in Mountain View, California (part of Silicon Valley and the San Francisco Bay Area). I work for IBM Research. I live alone with a cat named Tipsy. I'm the news editor and webmistress for Little Blue World , a Tori fanzine. After the show tonight, I'll have seen Tori live in concert sixteen times. /nm ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 14 Apr 2003 09:40:19 +1000 From: "Bindy ." Subject: [oztori] Have i missed something? Hey guys, I checked my email and there were no posts on Fri & Sat. Just checking to see if everybody actually did have lives on the weekend or smoe is losing stuff on me. Welcome to the list Bec! Welcome to the Tori Mardis Gras! Speaking of Maris Gras, next tour of Australia (high hopes of pigs flying) we should do the Pricilla style tour bus with a large piano on the roof and featuring our own Miss Tori! Lets face it, if she does get to Australia, Sydney and Melbourne are the only likely cities. The rest of us are going to have to travel, why not in style! ~Bindy Go to: http://www.livejournal.com/users/cancerian/ for Ramblings From The Moon Child _________________________________________________________________ Hotmail now available on Australian mobile phones. Go to http://ninemsn.com.au/mobilecentral/hotmail_mobile.asp ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 14 Apr 2003 09:50:19 +1000 From: "Dylan says hi :\)" Subject: Re: [oztori] Have i missed something? LOL bindy I like that idea.... Miss Tori does Priscilla Featuring FPM and Nasty Nayth with Special Guest Star Julez on back up....:P oh and Julez...I was wondering how long it would be til someone bought up filth when bec joined the list....oh and btw, velcum to dis list Bec....we're a nutty bunch...... - ----- Original Message ----- From: "Bindy ." To: Sent: Monday, April 14, 2003 9:40 AM Subject: [oztori] Have i missed something? > Hey guys, > > I checked my email and there were no posts on Fri & Sat. Just checking to > see if everybody actually did have lives on the weekend or smoe is losing > stuff on me. > > Welcome to the list Bec! Welcome to the Tori Mardis Gras! > > Speaking of Maris Gras, next tour of Australia (high hopes of pigs flying) > we should do the Pricilla style tour bus with a large piano on the roof and > featuring our own Miss Tori! Lets face it, if she does get to Australia, > Sydney and Melbourne are the only likely cities. The rest of us are going > to have to travel, why not in style! > > > > > > ~Bindy > > Go to: > http://www.livejournal.com/users/cancerian/ > for Ramblings From The Moon Child > > _________________________________________________________________ > Hotmail now available on Australian mobile phones. Go to > http://ninemsn.com.au/mobilecentral/hotmail_mobile.asp ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 13 Apr 2003 17:05:08 -0700 (PDT) From: Nathan "®" Subject: [oztori] For Rebecca Newbie-Edmonds' purpoisez... Rebecca Edmonds wrote: > Ok, everybody. Thanks for all the emails, I guess > I'd better answer some > of your q's. I'm 20, from Melbourne, studying > Bachelor of Arts > (specifically Lit and Linguistics). Which uni? (for stalking purposes) > Sorry I can't > earn brownie points, > cause i'm a goodie-two-shoes and haven't dropped out > of any > courses/classes etc. Yet... > Um Tori stuff...I really like > the Merman/Mermaid > song...I've forgotten cause I haven't heard it for > ages. Oh dear... *methinks you need to enrol in a 'bridging' course on Tori song-titles before you can earn any "credibility" on this list of nit-pickers... > I guess boys for > pele is good...Hey jules...i'm not sure what u mean > by filth..it means > many things... Go to www.gaydar.co.uk/filthpigmelb and see for yourself... (apologies in advance if he [FYI, often abbreviated to just 'fpm' around here] is your brother or 'daddy' [biological or otherwise ;)] ). > um, oh yea i'm straight. But bendable? > so there u > go. Nething I left > out? neway thanks everyone for makin me feel welcome > :) bec FYI, we now have 2 Bec(c)'s on the list... we had about 814 Dan's at one point... and we had 2 other Nayth's beside myself (cept one I think now just mainly lurks, and the other er... follows Raych around). I think there are possibly a few other names that doubled-up, but rest-assured there was only one Roozbeh. Oh and there's only one W... er, ennui. > onhey, how about all of you... i don't know anything > about you, so tell > me stuff!!!! nah, just kidding. feel free to divulge > personal > information...but dont feel obliged. you wanted to > know me...OK me in a nutshell: I'm 24 (gasp), live in er.. "Albury" ;) (nah I actually habitate within the confines of the ever-lovely 'greater city of geelong')... I had a reputation for being reclusive, but I'm slowly breaking that... I like to come across as 'nasty' (hence the handle) on list, but anyone who has met or had phonesex with me knows I'm really just a 'teddybehr' ;) ... I have a fetish for fetishes; one of which is bagging out Tori. I used to be anal about grammar/spelling until my own went to hell... My "dayjob" is a speech pathologist working with school-aged kiddiez (if they let *me* work with kids, they'll basically have anyone) in schools in the lurvely Otways, well until I find a more "suitable profession". I am in love with Holly Valance's cousin. I'm filth-curious. > hmm i'll > shut up now before i stick my foot any further down > my throatbec ooooooh you sound like my kinda gal ;) Are your toenails clean? Nathan. ===== "I want to be a lawyer I want to be a scholar But I really can't be bothered" - - 'Sat In Your Lap', Kate Bush. ___________________________________________________________________ Yahoo! Tax Center - File online, calculators, forms, and more http://tax.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 13 Apr 2003 17:10:58 -0700 (PDT) From: Nathan "®" Subject: Re: [oztori] introductions Nadyne Mielke wrote: > I'm 27. I have a Bachelor of Science in Computer > Science, a Bachelor > of Science in Mathematics, and a Master of Science > in Human-Computer > Interaction. *hands you provisional award for being 'most over-educated oztorian' (at present)* And gasp... you actually *completed* 3 degrees (!!!). That's about 1 less than the average no. of courses discontinued around here. > I live alone with a cat named Tipsy. I'm > the news editor > and webmistress for Little Blue World > , a Tori fanzine. Cool. Can I seduce you and get free back-issues ;) Nathan. ===== "I want to be a lawyer I want to be a scholar But I really can't be bothered" - - 'Sat In Your Lap', Kate Bush. ___________________________________________________________________ Yahoo! Tax Center - File online, calculators, forms, and more http://tax.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 13 Apr 2003 17:16:41 -0700 (PDT) From: Nathan "®" Subject: [oztori] The wheels on the Vengabus go round and round, round and round, round and round... Bindylicious "is that a Serpent-Moon in your pocket or are you just excited by the possibility that I may be into filth" wrote: > I checked my email and there were no posts on Fri & > Sat. Just checking to > see if everybody actually did have lives on the > weekend lol I think amazingly we *did*!!! There mustn'ta been any posts thoze dayz. > Speaking of Maris Gras, next tour of Australia (high > hopes of pigs flying) > we should do the Pricilla style tour bus with a > large piano on the roof and > featuring our own Miss Tori! Lets face it, if she > does get to Australia, > Sydney and Melbourne are the only likely cities. > The rest of us are going > to have to travel, why not in style! Hehehe cool idea. BUT you could also have the "Vengabus" as well.. lmao.. I hope you resent me now for putting that Vengaboys' "We Like To Party" song in your head all day. "the vengabus is coming and everybody's jumping new york to san fransisco and inter-city disco.." "Dylan says hi :)" wrote: > LOL bindy I like that idea.... > Miss Tori does Priscilla Featuring FPM and Nasty > Nayth with Special Guest > Star Julez on back up....:P "back me up, Julian"... Mmmmm. > oh and Julez...I was wondering how long it would be > til someone bought up > filth when bec joined the list.... hahhaah. Actually there has hardly been a 'filth'-y word around here of late Dylz.... Could it be.. (gasp) that the fpm novelty is slowly wearing off?!?! Nugs (awwwww how 'cute'). ===== "I want to be a lawyer I want to be a scholar But I really can't be bothered" - - 'Sat In Your Lap', Kate Bush. ___________________________________________________________________ Yahoo! Tax Center - File online, calculators, forms, and more http://tax.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 14 Apr 2003 00:26:15 +0000 From: "Rebecca Edmonds" Subject: [oztori] yep now i have seen it... ok, now ive sen filth....interestingbec - ------------------------------------------------------------------------ MSN Instant Messenger now available on Australian mobile phones. Find our more. ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 14 Apr 2003 12:45:18 +1000 (EST) From: =?iso-8859-1?q?Julian=20P?= Subject: Re: [oztori] Have i missed something? "Dylan says hi :)" wrote: >oh and Julez...I was wondering how long it would be til someone bought >up >filth when bec joined the list.... Like removing a Band-Aid (TM), I thought it was something best gotten over with quickly. Now, can we all move on (*stares at Nayth*)?? ;-) Jules r u n2 Tori? P - --------------------------------- Yahoo! Mobile - - Check & compose your email via SMS on your Telstra or Vodafone mobile. ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 14 Apr 2003 12:52:31 +1000 (EST) From: =?iso-8859-1?q?Julian=20P?= Subject: Re: [oztori] yep now i have seen it... Rebecca Edmonds wrote: >ok, now ive sen filth....interestingbec "Rebecca I know, I know you've seen filth/But you've never seen filth/Until you've seem FPM b ..." oh, nevermind. Anyhoo, is someone gonna explain the whole FPM deal to Ms Edmonds? Cuz I'm guessing she thinks we're a bunch of freaks about now. Well, I mean, we *are* a bunch of freaks, but not filthy ones. At least I'm not. Yet. ;-) Jules - --------------------------------- Yahoo! Messenger for SMS- Always be connected to your Messenger Friends ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 14 Apr 2003 13:02:49 +1000 From: Jonceski Jasmina Subject: Re: [oztori] yep now i have seen it... > Anyhoo, is someone gonna explain the whole FPM deal to Ms Edmonds? > Cuz I'm guessing she thinks we're a bunch of freaks about now. > Well, I mean, we *are* a bunch of freaks, but not filthy ones. At > least I'm not. Yet. heheh well, i think any sort of best explanation can be found one night in IRC. So, everyone should get themselves to #oztori on the irc.oz.org network (or you can use the web-based chatroom available off the website www.oztori.org wonderfully made by zac!) jas p.s. julez, accidently just sent this to you first. *** Gnome Productions: www.gnomeproductions.com "I'm gonna take all my friends and move to Cananda and we're gonna die of old age" - 'To The Teeth', Ani DiFranco ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 14 Apr 2003 03:35:40 +0000 From: "Rebecca Edmonds" Subject: [oztori] what???? fpm? I dunno. i don't wanna know probably, and yea u guys r freaky...just kidding! How many of you guys/people are gay? I am assuming that was why I was asked about whether I was straight or not. bec - ------------------------------------------------------------------------ MSN Instant Messenger now available on Australian mobile phones. Find our more. ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 13 Apr 2003 20:41:16 -0700 (PDT) From: Nathan "®" Subject: Re: [oztori] what???? Rebecca Edmonds wrote: > fpm? I dunno. i don't wanna know probably, The "probably" means you really DO want to know.. but can't bring yourself to admit it yet. In a nutshell: - - 'Dylan says hi' got an online message from filthpigmelb asking "r u into filth" (as Dylan's nick was/still is "garbageboi"... actually named after the group Garbage, not literally filthy 'garbage'... perhaps hence fpm's confusion). - - Dylan gets a bit um, taken back by this.. and 'fesses all to his confidant, me. - - I just so happen to accidentally tell 99.9% of the people I come into contact with. - - A legend is born. We had actually relatively 'gotten over' it of late... 'til Julian just happened to mention it in his welcome e-mail 2 u. > and yea u > guys r freaky...just > kidding! How many of you guys/people are gay? I am > assuming that was why > I was asked about whether I was straight or not. bec No, we asked you because this is a very homophobic list.. and we'd rather not have 'those' kind of people here :) Nathan. ===== "I want to be a lawyer I want to be a scholar But I really can't be bothered" - - 'Sat In Your Lap', Kate Bush. ___________________________________________________________________ Yahoo! Tax Center - File online, calculators, forms, and more http://tax.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 13 Apr 2003 21:01:57 -0700 (PDT) From: Nathan "®" Subject: [oztori] Tori Amos is dead: Conspiracy APRIL 14, 2003 - ---------------- TORI AMOS, US hit-singer of '97 Bonnie & Clyde, Lose Yourself & Without Me, passed away in 1997, it was exclusively revealed today. The flame-haired songstress, known for her kooky persona and ability to be a Pied Piper of sorts for depressed, annoying, melodramatic, self-obsessed 'alternative' teen queens across America, went to "the other side of the galaxy" on January 24, 1997. The news of Tori (real name Myra-Ellen)'s death, was broken by her older sister, Marie. Tori died during an exorcism, performed following her final live concert ever, the televised RAINN Live In NY concert on Jan 23rd 1997. "It was clear to all who have seen the performance, that Tori Ellen was possessed during 'Precious Things'", said her methodist minister father, Dr Edison Amos. "She was frothing at the mouth, and morphed into a demonic little girl, screaming "WASH ME CLEAN DADDY!" I took it as a final cry for help for me to exorcise her once and for all of her 'demons'... So we performed an exorcism right after the concert... It went for several hours.. until Tori Ellen passed on at precisely 6:58am the following morning." The question must be asked then, 'If Tori died in 1997... then who was responsible for her post-humous releases?" "We held auditions to replace Tori Ellen," revealed Tori's father, Mr. Ed. "A convincing Tori-alike from Melbourne, Australia, Dylan Plant just so happened to audition, and won the part. We used modern technology to sample Tori's ranting from the exorcism to creat the singing voice for subsequent tracks... Except we got Celine Dion in to sing 1000 Oceans, as the track just seemed well-suited to her." Not convinced? Here's the other 'evidence': - - "Black-Dove (January)" from Tori's following 'From the Choirgirl Hotel' release is a reference to her passing: January. The song also contains the line, "they don't know you've already lived on the other side of the galaxy" (ie, her fans don't know she's already dead). - - "Playboy Mommy" has the line, "I can't find those churchbells that played when you died" - again, a direct reference to Tori's passing. - - The 'map' in the FTCH booklet reads "R.I.P" - - The funeral music at the end of 'Hotel' was sampled from the Amos family service for Tori. - - 'I'm still alive' from the same song is a tongue-in-cheek reference to the fact that Tori's music career keeps going on, even though she is dead. - - The piano playing on Tori's albums post BFP has somewhat 'dumbed-down'. Tori's imposters can't tinkle the ivories the way she could. - - Tori died at 6:58, which is the time mentioned in Spark - - The 'real' Tori would never allow such poor quality material as on SLG to be released. - - The imposter Tori cannot hit the same crystal-shattering notes that Tori could pre: FTCH. - - The real Tori does not suck live, unlike imposter Tori ;) - - The pics on the front cover of FTCH are actually Tori's corpse pressed up against glass. - - 'I Can't See New York' is all about how Tori can't see NY b/c she was dying there during the exorcism. Also, the references to 'the other side' are blatantly ovbious. - - Tori's name backwards is "I Rot", which is what her corpse is doing as we speak. Eerily, it's as if Tori had predicted her death & subsequent cover-up by the family, on her 1996 LP, Boys For Pele, where she sings "too bad the burial was premature, she said, and smiled." Nathan. ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 14 Apr 2003 05:59:53 +0100 (BST) From: =?iso-8859-1?q?Audrie=20Tiong?= Subject: Re: [oztori] introductions i'll come outta lurk-mode for a bit for an introduction. especially since it beats having to actually work =P hmm, if Nadyne's the token American then i must be the token Singaporean. lived in Perth for 8 years and am currently back in Singapore whilst awaiting approval of my Oz PRship... for which they now want me to go thru medical tests and police checks. bleh. 26 on Friday (Good Friday of all days lol but at least i get a holday!), graduated with a Bachelor of Arts (Mass Comm) degree and am now a corporate whore working in PR heehee what else... i'm short and pale and remind ppl of Wednesday from The Addams Family. the Chinese version anyway. i think i'm not supposed to take it as a compliment but i shall =P besides Ms Amos, i lurve 80s music, NIN, Tool, Garbage, The Cure, Depeche Mode etc... and living in Singapore again is making me go buggy-eyed *whinge* i also lurve body modifications, cats and watching movies again and again and again. oh, and i'm straight. back to work i go... help. audrie > Rebecca Edmonds wrote: > > onhey, how about all of you... i don't know anything about you, so > tell me stuff!!!! nah, just kidding. feel free to divulge personal > information...but dont feel obliged. you wanted to know me...hmm i'll > shut up now before i stick my foot any further down my throatbec __________________________________________________ Yahoo! Plus For a better Internet experience http://www.yahoo.co.uk/btoffer ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 14 Apr 2003 16:41:54 +1000 From: "Bindy ." Subject: Re: [oztori] introductions Audrie, my long lost twin, wrote Mon, 14 Apr 2003 05:59:53 +0100 (BST) >what else... i'm short and pale and remind ppl of Wednesday from The > >Addams Family. LOL You get that too! Nice to know it isn't just me! >i lurve 80s music, NIN, Tool, Garbage, The Cure, Depeche Mode etc... Hello dear sister! I have been looking everywhere for you :P >oh, and i'm straight. Me too, though most people that don't know me too well may not agree. Trust me, I am. Don't be fooled, Bec, by Nayth's dribble. Majority of the people on this list are gay. Nayth - pots, kettles and the colour black mean anything to you? ~Bindy Go to: http://www.livejournal.com/users/cancerian/ for Ramblings From The Moon Child _________________________________________________________________ ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 14 Apr 2003 00:05:49 -0700 (PDT) From: Nathan "®" Subject: [oztori] Rebecca's sordid past... Rebecca, did you happen to go to St. Paul's High School, and appear on one of their CD's performing "Bossa Swing"? Inquiring minds need to know... Nathan. ===== "I want to be a lawyer I want to be a scholar But I really can't be bothered" - - 'Sat In Your Lap', Kate Bush. ___________________________________________________________________ Yahoo! Tax Center - File online, calculators, forms, and more http://tax.yahoo.com ------------------------------ End of oztori-digest V3 #104 ****************************