From: owner-oztori-digest@smoe.org (oztori-digest) To: oztori-digest@smoe.org Subject: oztori-digest V3 #103 Reply-To: oztori@smoe.org Sender: owner-oztori-digest@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-oztori-digest@smoe.org Precedence: bulk oztori-digest Sunday, April 13 2003 Volume 03 : Number 103 Today's Subjects: ----------------- [none] ["Rebecca Edmonds" ] [oztori] Re: newbie [Jonceski Jasmina ] [oztori] Well, at least he has his own fansite..... [AndrewR Subject: [none] k, just doing what the email says and sending out a bit of info about me. Hmmm..well my name is Rebecca and I'm a uni student from Melbourne. I dunno what else to say, so if you wanna know anything else you can ask if you want. seeya Rebecca - ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Hotmail now available on Australian mobile phones. Click here for more. ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 13 Apr 2003 15:25:11 +1000 From: Jonceski Jasmina Subject: [oztori] Re: newbie > k, just doing what the email says and sending out a bit of info > about me. oh, well that told us pretty much zip at all ;) howdy, btw! quick stats: age, location, what ya studying? tell us you've dropped out of a few courses and you get brownie points on this list (i've not dropped out of nothing! yay for me...a minority) since this is supposed to be a tori list and all you might wanna through in some tori details such as fave tunes, album, crappest song, most annoying album. feel free to bash tori every once in a while, it's what everyone else does. feel free to bitch slap nathan every once in a while and dont lurk keep sending crap to this little community - cos it's more of a community than a tori list ;) you'll find there's more OT posts than anything on topic ;) ummm...that'll do... cheers jas ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 13 Apr 2003 15:37:48 +1000 (EST) From: =?iso-8859-1?q?Julian=20P?= Subject: [oztori] Re: Hi Rebecca I'm going to break forum ettiquette and not integrate my response into the text of your initial email. Do this too often and Nayth will growl at you. But, if he does, just hit him on the nose with a rolled up newspaper. Anyhoo, welcome to hell, I suppose. Expect 5000 emails in your inbox some days, and 0 at others. Be content if less than 1 per cent of the emails mention someone called Tori Amos. Expect 99 per cent of that 1 per cent to be bitchy references to: (a) SLG; (b) Tori's band; (c) Tori's absence from Australia since Dec 1994; (d) Tori's inability to shatter crystal during Icicle and Yes, Anastasia anymore. Beware of Nathan/Nayth. He can be a bit of a bully to the newbies. But you'll learn to wuv him in time. Really. Feel free to spill all your deepest darkest secrets. We will add them to your file. If you do not wish your file to make it into the hands of your: (check whichever applies) parents/boyfriend/girlfriend/husband/wife/life partner/work colleagues/dean, then please send cheques to "Don't Make Me Come to Sydney: the Australian Tori Amos abduction syndicate" PO Box 658 in your capital city. Ignore every other thing I say, and one in three things said by anyone else. Yes. Said. Oh, and spell and grammar check all emails. They will be graded and sent back to you. No, really. I'm not joking. Check the archives for the little spat over the appropriate usage of 'is'/'are' from a few weeks back. Okay, that is all for now. Oh, wait, once last question: r u n2 filth? :-) Jules Rebecca Edmonds wrote:k, just doing what the email says and sending out a bit of info about me. Hmmm..well my name is Rebecca and I'm a uni student from Melbourne. I dunno what else to say, so if you wanna know anything else you can ask if you want. seeya Rebecca - ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Hotmail now available on Australian mobile phones. Click here for more. - --------------------------------- Yahoo! Mobile - - Check & compose your email via SMS on your Telstra or Vodafone mobile. ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 13 Apr 2003 16:31:56 +1000 From: AndrewR Subject: [oztori] Re: At 05:12 AM 13/04/2003 +0000, Rebecca Edmonds wrote: >k, just doing what the email says and sending out a bit of info about me. > >Hmmm..well my name is Rebecca and I'm a uni student from Melbourne. I >dunno what else to say, so if you wanna know anything else you can ask if >you want. > >seeya Rebecca > >------------------------------------------------------------------------ > >Hotmail now available on Australian mobile phones. Click here for more. Hi Rebecca! Welcome to OzTori. Yes, we talk about Tori - every now and then - mainly to bitch! :) Feel free to start a topic! Andrew ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 13 Apr 2003 16:48:14 +1000 From: AndrewR Subject: [oztori] Well, at least he has his own fansite..... This is site is quite funny! http://www.welovetheiraqiinformationminister.com/ ------------------------------ End of oztori-digest V3 #103 ****************************