From: owner-oztori-digest@smoe.org (oztori-digest) To: oztori-digest@smoe.org Subject: oztori-digest V3 #101 Reply-To: oztori@smoe.org Sender: owner-oztori-digest@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-oztori-digest@smoe.org Precedence: bulk oztori-digest Wednesday, April 9 2003 Volume 03 : Number 101 Today's Subjects: ----------------- [oztori] Tori's "TaxiVision" - post your ideas! [Simon Metcalf ] Re: [oztori] Tori's "TaxiVision" - post your ideas! [AndrewR Subject: [oztori] Tori's "TaxiVision" - post your ideas! They definitely want you to make a video, but I get the impression that it will only be a video to convey your idea of what the real video should be like, which they will then make themselves. If this is the case, you may have to get someone to act out Tori's part. All in all it's really not entirely clear what they mean, which is pretty bad. At any rate it is US$2,000 which is equivalent to about AU$3,400 at the current exchange rate which sounds a little more reasonable. Lets face it, none of us are going to be bothered to make our own pathetic attempt at a music video (even if we had the necessary equipment) so I want to hear some suggestions (preferably humurous) as to what the video should be. It reminds me of that episode of John Safran's Music Jamboree when he made a video clip by strapping a video camera onto a dog and then submitted it to Rage, who then played it!) :-) Simon Metcalf Research Assistant School of Environmental and Life Sciences University of Newcastle Callaghan, NSW 2308 Ph: (02) 49215096 ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 8 Apr 2003 01:11:33 -0700 (PDT) From: Nathan "®" Subject: Re: [oztori] Tori's "TaxiVision" - post your ideas! Simon Metcalf wrote: > They definitely want you to make a video, but I get > the impression that it will only be a video to > convey your idea of what the real video should be > like, ??? but why then does it have to be basically the length of the actual song, or it won't be considered?!?! Sounds more than just an 'ideas' thing to me. And also.. WHY is it taking so fooking long to get this damn video out?! Taxi Ride was promo-ed in *January*... This vid comp doesn't close till the end of *May*... Then if something else gets made... To paraphrase somebody's comment on the ex-dent forumz re: this sitch... 'Tori will have her next album ready by the time Epic have a 3rd single released from SW'. > which they will then make themselves. If this > is the case, you may have to get someone to act out > Tori's part. Dylan.... Miss Tori has a job to do ;) > All in all it's really not entirely > clear what they mean, which is pretty bad. At any > rate it is US$2,000 which is equivalent to about > AU$3,400 at the current exchange rate which sounds a > little more reasonable. Oh a fooking bargain... Although I guess it kind of is.. I mean.. how overpriced/waste of moulah is a $1m video?! > Lets face it, none of us are going to be bothered to > make our own pathetic attempt at a music video (even > if we had the necessary equipment) so I want to hear > some suggestions (preferably humurous) as to what > the video should be. It reminds me of that episode > of John Safran's Music Jamboree when he made a video > clip by strapping a video camera onto a dog and then > submitted it to Rage, who then played it!) :-) A cool idea would be for 'Tori' (or whoever is playing her in this hypothetical 'video') to take a leaf out of Madonna's "What It Feels Like For A Girl" vid - ie, have her driving manically in a taxi she's stolen ("taxi ride".. ho ho ho) and randomly running down people in the street... 'cept for a bunch of fooking ANNOYING stalker @forumz-types standing outside a 'roadside cafe' (god the segments of Tori's tours have the lamest names) which she not only RUNS them all down.. but then SLAMS on the brakes and REVERSES back over them to make sure she's got rid of 'em good & proper. Then of course she could run over a bunch of her male fans as the lyric "just another dead fag to you" goes by ;) > Simon Metcalf > Research Assistant Wow... sounds rather 'offish'. > School of Environmental and Life Sciences > University of Newcastle > Callaghan, NSW 2308 > Ph: (02) 49215096 Cool... *adds no. to his 'for stalking purposes' file* Nathan. ===== "I want to be a lawyer I want to be a scholar But I really can't be bothered" - - 'Sat In Your Lap', Kate Bush. ___________________________________________________________________ Yahoo! Tax Center - File online, calculators, forms, and more http://tax.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 08 Apr 2003 20:25:56 +1000 From: AndrewR Subject: Re: [oztori] Taxi Ride "oedivvideo" At 11:31 PM 7/04/2003 -0700, Nathan =?UNKNOWN?B?rg==?= wrote: >AndrewR wrote: > > > Cindy Palmano should enter! :) > >As should: > >Eric Rosse >Steve Caton >Matt Sorrum >et al. Wassa bet the scary/psycho girl from the Bliss video already has hers completed and uses bits of Tori she's collected in her video!?! :) i.e. hair, fingernail clippings - you name it! :o) ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 08 Apr 2003 20:37:56 +1000 From: AndrewR Subject: Re: [oztori] Tori's "TaxiVision" - post your ideas! At 05:37 PM 8/04/2003 +1000, Simon Metcalf wrote: >They definitely want you to make a video, but I get the impression that it >will only be a video to convey your idea of what the real video should be >like, which they will then make themselves. That's what I said/meant >Lets face it, none of us are going to be bothered to make our own pathetic >attempt at a music video (even if we had the necessary equipment) so I >want to hear some suggestions (preferably humurous) as to what the video >should be. It reminds me of that episode of John Safran's Music Jamboree >when he made a video clip by strapping a video camera onto a dog and then >submitted it to Rage, who then played it!) :-) LOL! REALLY!?! For what song? Do rage just play anyband's song who has a video? Idea: Tori in the back of a taxi cab from Basra to Baghdad. :o) Cause we all know Tori will play Iraq before Australia! ;o) Idea2: A sequel to "The Big Picture" Tori walks back to her car and there's a policewoman writing her a ticket... and Tori complains that someone stole her underwear from her car and that "that's just sick". All the policewoman says (due to pay) is "you're illegally parked" The song starts and Tori is dancing around in a blur and plays her key-board wurlitzer thing with a stilleto heel on the key-board - where she accidently electricutes herself! She stands up and as the puff of black smoke roles back we see tori's hair all puffed up and huge! Her face looks quite BLUSHED. The song comes to an end not before her Taxi pulls up outside a "King of Knives" where she proceeds to buy a sword. The song comes to an end - but the Policewoman doesn't have Tori's panties as you might expect... the psycho girl from the Bliss Video has them! :) ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 08 Apr 2003 20:40:38 +1000 From: AndrewR Subject: Re: [oztori] Tori's "TaxiVision" - post your ideas! At 01:11 AM 8/04/2003 -0700, Nathan =?UNKNOWN?B?rg==?= wrote: >Simon Metcalf wrote: > > > School of Environmental and Life Sciences > > University of Newcastle > > Callaghan, NSW 2308 > > Ph: (02) 49215096 > >Cool... *adds no. to his 'for stalking purposes' file* > > >Nathan. Speaking of Newcastle, where is the ever delightful Lavender these days? ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 8 Apr 2003 20:02:59 -0700 (PDT) From: Nathan "®" Subject: [oztori] Oztorians... wherefore art thou ;) (and yes, save me the 'it doesn't actuall mean where are you' spiel) AndrewR wrote: > Speaking of Newcastle, where is the ever delightful > Lavender these days? Where the hell is ANYONE these days?!! I refuse to believe they all got 'lives'.... Nathan. ===== "I want to be a lawyer I want to be a scholar But I really can't be bothered" - - 'Sat In Your Lap', Kate Bush. ___________________________________________________________________ Yahoo! Tax Center - File online, calculators, forms, and more http://tax.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 8 Apr 2003 20:05:15 -0700 (PDT) From: Nathan "®" Subject: Re: [oztori] Tori's "PantySniff" - post your ideas! AndrewR wrote: > Idea: > > Tori in the back of a taxi cab from Basra to > Baghdad. :o) > > Cause we all know Tori will play Iraq before > Australia! ;o) You know, that is 'seriously' true. > Idea2: > > A sequel to "The Big Picture" > > Tori walks back to her car and there's a policewoman > writing her a > ticket... and Tori complains that someone stole her > underwear from her car > and that "that's just sick". > > All the policewoman says (due to pay) is "you're > illegally parked" > > The song starts and Tori is dancing around in a blur > and plays her > key-board wurlitzer thing with a stilleto heel on > the key-board - where she > accidently electricutes herself! lol! Do you have an electricity fetish, Andrew? > She stands up and > as the puff of black > smoke roles back we see tori's hair all puffed up > and huge! Her face looks > quite BLUSHED. hahahhaaha. > The song comes to an end not before her Taxi pulls > up outside a "King of > Knives" where she proceeds to buy a sword. > > The song comes to an end - but the Policewoman > doesn't have Tori's panties > as you might expect... the psycho girl from the > Bliss Video has them! ..and is sniffing & fondling them. Nathan. ===== "I want to be a lawyer I want to be a scholar But I really can't be bothered" - - 'Sat In Your Lap', Kate Bush. ___________________________________________________________________ Yahoo! Tax Center - File online, calculators, forms, and more http://tax.yahoo.com ------------------------------ End of oztori-digest V3 #101 ****************************