From: owner-oztori-digest@smoe.org (oztori-digest) To: oztori-digest@smoe.org Subject: oztori-digest V3 #75 Reply-To: oztori@smoe.org Sender: owner-oztori-digest@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-oztori-digest@smoe.org Precedence: bulk oztori-digest Friday, March 14 2003 Volume 03 : Number 075 Today's Subjects: ----------------- [oztori] Dan G(listgod) and/or a techie smart dude - attention [Jonceski] [oztori] all the things she said [=?iso-8859-1?q?Daniel?= ] [oztori] 'dude' actually = camel's penis.. have I not given y'all this lecture before? [Nathan "®" ] Re: [oztori] 'dude' actually = camel's penis.. have I not given y'all this lecture before? [AndrewR ] Re: [oztori] SNEAKY BASTARDS [Dylan Plant ] Re: [oztori] all the things she said ["Holly Williamson" ] [oztori] Do you need a.... er, man to look after you? [Nathan "®" Subject: [oztori] Dan G(listgod) and/or a techie smart dude - attention ok, i try to send this once more...changing words...cos it hasn't arrived yet so if u actually get this twice, well, umm, suffer, it means i'm getting it four times ;p > ok, > > this is getting annoying > i'm getting two of every email that get's sent to oztori. it's not > funny. it's annoying. my inbox gets full of this junk. > > i've tried to take myself off the list, and then get back on and i'm still getting > doubles of all the emails. (when i try to delete myself after i've > already done so once it tells me i'm not on the list.) > > how do i fix this problem? > > help appreciated > > cheers > jas ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 13 Mar 2003 19:32:40 +1100 (EST) From: =?iso-8859-1?q?Daniel?= Subject: [oztori] all the things she said > On a completely unrelated topic, who likes Tatu? > I have decided that I do. there's nothing like lesbians at breakfast! (nayth, do with that what you will...) seriously, you haven't experienced tATu (get it right) until you've: a) had them playing in HMV oxford st every time you walked in b) had them playing on MTV UK every time you have hostel-style dehydrated bread for breakfast c) get thoroughly startled and then horrified when you see the lovely manga style artwork on 12" vinyl displayed prominently around virgin records in paris. i don't think its quite right to call it 'virgin records' with album art like that being bandied about the place but i bought the single. it really is possibly the WORST song i have ever heard EXCEPT for the chorus. that's pure pop genius. the rest can and should but won't be forgotten and erased from the minds of humanity. the filmclip should please any number of adolescent male teenagers though. WET lesbians at breakfast! xoxo dan ===== I want a table - no, just for one. But I know you do! I can see some from here! Okay, then say for two...no, there's only one. Don't you want my business? I will never come back here! http://www.livejournal.com/~scarydan http://mobile.yahoo.com.au - Yahoo! Mobile - - Check & compose your email via SMS on your Telstra or Vodafone mobile. ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 13 Mar 2003 18:39:03 +1000 From: AndrewR Subject: Re: [oztori] Dan Clarified Butter (listgod) and/or a techie smart dude - attention At 07:14 PM 13/03/2003 +1100, Jonceski Jasmina wrote: >ok, i try to send this once more...changing words...cos it hasn't arrived >yet so if u actually get this twice, well, umm, suffer, it means i'm >getting it four times ;p > > > ok, > > > > this is getting annoying > > i'm getting two of every email that get's sent to oztori. it's not > > funny. it's annoying. my inbox gets full of this junk. > > > > i've tried to take myself off the list, and then get back on and i'm > still getting > > doubles of all the emails. (when i try to delete myself after i've > > already done so once it tells me i'm not on the list.) > > > > how do i fix this problem? > > > > help appreciated > > > > cheers > > jas Ok, did you get 2 of this e-mail? Cause some e-mail programs put the poster in the To: (fuck I've got tomato sauce on my keyboard (ooh I've found another use for your tongue)) field and oztori@smoe.org in the Cc: field. Andrew - who wonders why no one here has picked up on "Operation: Peter Pan" for the whole MJ thing. :o) ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 13 Mar 2003 19:40:28 +1100 From: Jonceski Jasmina Subject: [oztori] SLG played interessting tori done strange little girl for the first time ever at her last show - (grand rapids, mi 3-12-03) *** Gnome Productions: http://gnome.amos.net threemilesHIGH: http://www.threemileshigh.net ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 13 Mar 2003 19:42:33 +1100 From: Jonceski Jasmina Subject: Re: [oztori] Dan Clarified Butter (listgod) and/or a techie smart dude - attention > Ok, did you get 2 of this e-mail? yes i did. like when i see i've got two new emails in my inbox or if it's a multiple of two, i know that it's from oztori. it's just becoming annoying. > Cause some e-mail programs put the poster in the To: (fuck I've > got tomato > sauce on my keyboard (ooh I've found another use for your tongue)) > field > and oztori@smoe.org in the Cc: field. nah, it's not that. it's just completely fooked! and that's gross andz. i ain't ever touching your keyboard! ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 13 Mar 2003 02:05:44 -0800 (PST) From: Nathan "®" Subject: Re: [oztori] all the things she said Daniel wrote: > > On a completely unrelated topic, who likes Tatu? > > I have decided that I do. > > there's nothing like lesbians at breakfast! > (nayth, do with that what you will...) So THAT's what Tori meant when she sang "never was a cornflake girl"?!?!? Actually taTu are only fake lesbians apparently. > seriously, you haven't experienced tATu (get it > right) until you've: > a) had them playing in HMV oxford st every time you > walked in > b) had them playing on MTV UK every time you have > hostel-style dehydrated bread for breakfast > c) get thoroughly startled and then horrified when > you see the lovely manga style artwork on 12" > vinyl displayed prominently around virgin records in > paris. i don't think its quite right to call > it 'virgin records' with album art like that being > bandied about the place I've never even heard the song. 'tis obvious my finger ain't been on the muzak-al 'pulse' for a looooong while. norrifin (sounds like some worming medicine). ===== "Hi, you've phoned the Speech Pathology Department. We can't talk right now." "And all the pretty people that I used to see Have died or moved away Or they're in recovery" - - 'I Can Drive', Shakespears Sister ___________________________________________________________________ Yahoo! Web Hosting - establish your business online http://webhosting.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 13 Mar 2003 02:09:30 -0800 (PST) From: Nathan "®" Subject: [oztori] 'dude' actually = camel's penis.. have I not given y'all this lecture before? AndrewR wrote: > Andrew - who wonders why no one here has picked up > on "Operation: Peter > Pan" for the whole MJ thing. :o) Oh you're just a clever cloggz! But don't forget to elucidate your knowledge of the symptoms of frontal lobe lesions (lol I initially typed lesbions!!!). Nathan. ===== "Hi, you've phoned the Speech Pathology Department. We can't talk right now." "And all the pretty people that I used to see Have died or moved away Or they're in recovery" - - 'I Can Drive', Shakespears Sister ___________________________________________________________________ Yahoo! Web Hosting - establish your business online http://webhosting.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 13 Mar 2003 02:11:09 -0800 (PST) From: Nathan "®" Subject: Re: [oztori] SLG spayed Jonceski Jasmina wrote: > interessting > > tori done strange little girl for the first time > ever ...and hopefully the last time =) Nah actually I don't find the song SLG too aurally-offensive... but it ain't exactly exciting either. Nathan. ===== "Hi, you've phoned the Speech Pathology Department. We can't talk right now." "And all the pretty people that I used to see Have died or moved away Or they're in recovery" - - 'I Can Drive', Shakespears Sister ___________________________________________________________________ Yahoo! Web Hosting - establish your business online http://webhosting.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 13 Mar 2003 21:01:35 +1000 From: AndrewR Subject: Re: [oztori] 'dude' actually = camel's penis.. have I not given y'all this lecture before? At 02:09 AM 13/03/2003 -0800, Nathan =?UNKNOWN?B?rg==?= wrote: >AndrewR wrote: > > > Andrew - who wonders why no one here has picked up > > on "Operation: Peter > > Pan" for the whole MJ thing. :o) > >Oh you're just a clever cloggz! > >But don't forget to elucidate your knowledge of the >symptoms of frontal lobe lesions (lol I initially >typed lesbions!!!). LOL - OK - not more SP stuff - enlighten us on what those symptoms are again? :o) Re: subject: "Dude Looks like a Lady" takes on a whole new angle. ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 13 Mar 2003 03:10:21 -0800 (PST) From: Nathan "®" Subject: Re: [oztori] 'dude' actually = camel's penis.. have I not given y'all this lecture before? AndrewR wrote: > At 02:09 AM 13/03/2003 -0800, Nathan > =?UNKNOWN?B?rg==?= wrote: > >AndrewR wrote: > > > > > Andrew - who wonders why no one here has picked > up > > > on "Operation: Peter > > > Pan" for the whole MJ thing. :o) > > > >Oh you're just a clever cloggz! > > > >But don't forget to elucidate your knowledge of the > >symptoms of frontal lobe lesions (lol I initially > >typed lesbions!!!). > > LOL - OK - not more SP stuff - enlighten us on what > those symptoms are > again? :o) ...erm something like loss of inhibition, inappropriate sexual behaviour, lack of insight & self-monitoring abilities, impaired 'executive' cognitive functions like planning etc... the usual vague shit. > Re: subject: "Dude Looks like a Lady" takes on a > whole new angle. lol! I just hurt my finger :( Nathan. ===== "Hi, you've phoned the Speech Pathology Department. We can't talk right now." "And all the pretty people that I used to see Have died or moved away Or they're in recovery" - - 'I Can Drive', Shakespears Sister ___________________________________________________________________ Yahoo! Web Hosting - establish your business online http://webhosting.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 13 Mar 2003 21:47:50 +1000 From: AndrewR Subject: [oztori] camel's penis Kingsmill At 03:10 AM 13/03/2003 -0800, Nathan =?UNKNOWN?B?rg==?= wrote: > > LOL - OK - not more SP stuff - enlighten us on what > > those symptoms are > > again? :o) > >...erm something like loss of inhibition, >inappropriate sexual behaviour, Well, I'd say after what you tried doing in public when I met you!! ;o) > lack of insight & >self-monitoring abilities, impaired 'executive' >cognitive functions like planning etc... >the usual >vague shit. lol - I think we've a candidate! :o) > > Re: subject: "Dude Looks like a Lady" takes on a > > whole new angle. > >lol! > >I just hurt my finger :( Again with the inappropriate sexual behaviour! :) Your just a right little Phineas Gage aren't you? ;o) >Nathan. how about Notion? :o) you're name is on the verge of palindromacy! maybe you could spell it with an 'eth'? ;o) Napan (what's a bet that won't come out?) Andrew ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 14 Mar 2003 07:28:21 +1100 From: Dylan Plant Subject: Re: [oztori] SNEAKY BASTARDS CRAP!!! Missed it...oh well *sigh* I"m sure they'll never repeat it, so I'll prolly never see it....damn! You didn't tape it did ya? AndrewR wrote: > channel nein are arseholes. > > For those who care - Enterprise is BACK ON TONIGHT (Wednesday) at > 11:30 pm. > > I was just checking times for other things and it caught my eye!! > > Shockwave Part II 11:30 pm > > Andrew ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 14 Mar 2003 11:49:00 +1000 From: "Holly Williamson" Subject: Re: [oztori] all the things she said Dan's Mind Genius Spattered: >seriously, you haven't experienced tATu (get it right) Oh! soooo sorry that i got it wrong... in other news, who *lurrrves* that new artist that's out, Torry AMus? >c) get thoroughly startled and then horrified when you see the lovely manga >style artwork on 12" >vinyl displayed prominently around virgin records in paris. i don't think >its quite right to call >it 'virgin records' with album art like that being bandied about the place Ohhhh, hehe, I love it. I haven't seen the single out anywhere in Rock-vegas yet (because we're about 25 years behind the rest of the world) but as soon as I do, I'm going to buy it. And send a copy to my mother who is scared stiff that I'm a big raging LESBIAN. I'm too gentle to tell her that it's true. LMAO. > >but i bought the single. >it really is possibly the WORST song i have ever heard EXCEPT for the >chorus. that's pure pop >genius. the rest can and should but won't be forgotten and erased from the >minds of humanity. No. I'm afraid not. A song that SHOULD be forgotten and should never have been heard by human-kind is China, by afore-mentioned artiste, Torry AMus. WET lesbians at >breakfast! Personally, I can think of nothing better. :-) holly (saphhist-icated.) _________________________________________________________________ MSN Instant Messenger now available on Australian mobile phones. Go to http://ninemsn.com.au/mobilecentral/hotmail_messenger.asp ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 13 Mar 2003 23:14:22 -0800 (PST) From: Nathan "®" Subject: Re: [oztori] camel's penis Kingsmill The-Trouble-With-AndrewR-is-he's-a-li-i-i-i-i-ar (Shakespears Sister content) wrote: > >...erm something like loss of inhibition, > >inappropriate sexual behaviour, > > Well, I'd say after what you tried doing in public > when I met you!! Whaaaaaaaaaaat. Palpating Ceals's larynx as she swallowed in a Chinese Restaurant? > >I just hurt my finger :( > > Again with the inappropriate sexual behaviour! :) > > Your just a right little Phineas Gage aren't you? > ;o) Andrew... You still obviously haven't learnt that I have no idea who 99.999999% of these ppl you mention are. I can 'honestly' say I've never 'eard of Phineas Gage. It sounds like it should be a plant listed in Datura ;) > you're name is on the verge of palindromacy! maybe > you could spell it with > an 'eth'? ;o) The 'th' in my name is voiceless though, and hence a theta would be more appropriate phonetically :) (*just trying to make up for feelings of inadequacy brought about by the fact I just had to look up what palindromacy meant in my dictionary*) Nathan. ===== "Hi, you've phoned the Speech Pathology Department. We can't talk right now." "And all the pretty people that I used to see Have died or moved away Or they're in recovery" - - 'I Can Drive', Shakespears Sister ___________________________________________________________________ Yahoo! Web Hosting - establish your business online http://webhosting.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 13 Mar 2003 23:21:59 -0800 (PST) From: Nathan "®" Subject: [oztori] Do you need a.... er, man to look after you? Holly Williamson wrote: > And send > a copy to my mother who > is scared stiff that I'm a big raging LESBIAN. I'm > too gentle to tell her > that it's true. LMAO. I can act as you 'beard' (er, well that is the term given to a woman who pretends to be a gay man's girlfriend/wife) if you like. Nathan. ===== "Hi, you've phoned the Speech Pathology Department. We can't talk right now." "And all the pretty people that I used to see Have died or moved away Or they're in recovery" - - 'I Can Drive', Shakespears Sister ___________________________________________________________________ Yahoo! Web Hosting - establish your business online http://webhosting.yahoo.com ------------------------------ End of oztori-digest V3 #75 ***************************