From: owner-oztori-digest@smoe.org (oztori-digest) To: oztori-digest@smoe.org Subject: oztori-digest V3 #74 Reply-To: oztori@smoe.org Sender: owner-oztori-digest@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-oztori-digest@smoe.org Precedence: bulk oztori-digest Thursday, March 13 2003 Volume 03 : Number 074 Today's Subjects: ----------------- [oztori] What's all that about? ["ennui" ] [oztori] OT: LaT [Nathan "®" ] Re: [oztori] Some words of wisdom teeth from an extant ex-Dent @forumz-er... [AndrewR ] [oztori] Something to look forward to... [Nathan "®" ] Re: [oztori] Something to look for in ward two... [AndrewR ] Re: [oztori] Re: [ozbaronessamos] [AndrewR ] Re: [oztori] Some words of wisdom teeth from an extant ex-Dent @forumz-er... [=?iso-8859-1?q?Julian=20P?= ] Re: [oztori] SNEAKY BASTARDS [Nathan "®" ] Re: [oztori] Enterprise on at 11:30pm [AndrewR ] RE: [oztori] cough [Nathan "®" ] Re: [oztori] My name is ..... and I'm a stereotypical Oztori drop-out... [Dylan Plant ] [oztori] test [Jonceski Jasmina ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Wed, 12 Mar 2003 17:04:45 +0800 From: "ennui" Subject: [oztori] What's all that about? >???? and we were thinking you'd 'earnt' and honorary >doctorate in physics or sumfin'? the royal 'we' i presume? erm no, but i have been known to spin about on my wheelchair singing 'Fitter, Happier', and chanting "black holes! black holes!" over and over.. i didn't realise until this moment that "earnt" is not a word. it should be a word, i'll vote for it. >Or why not 'stork'-ing... as in randomly dropping >babies down you chimney. Well, if it can happen to >Michael Jackson... or randomly dropping babies from balconies. i'm so sick of hearing about MJ. so when is tori touring again? next week? _ ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 12 Mar 2003 01:03:13 -0800 (PST) From: Nathan "®" Subject: [oztori] OT: LaT ..ynennui wrote: > i'm so sick of hearing about MJ. I know... it's time LaToya got some recognition. Nathan. ===== "Hi, you've phoned the Speech Pathology Department. We can't talk right now." "And all the pretty people that I used to see Have died or moved away Or they're in recovery" - - 'I Can Drive', Shakespears Sister ___________________________________________________________________ ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 12 Mar 2003 19:57:07 +1000 From: AndrewR Subject: Re: [oztori] Some words of wisdom teeth from an extant ex-Dent @forumz-er... At 11:39 PM 11/03/2003 -0800, Nathan =?UNKNOWN?B?rg==?= wrote: >This is the message: > >AWWE,now I get it...we're in English class. >lame....and so is your writing... > >don't polute our threads with your complete and utter >RUBBISH! > >those who thought your crap was funny are as lame and >shallow as you. She sounds sooo much like she's in Primary school. A bully girl. Just chuck fruit at her or make fun of her bloomers! LOL! WTF were they? ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 12 Mar 2003 20:00:21 +1000 From: AndrewR Subject: Re: [oztori] What's this all about then? At 05:04 PM 12/03/2003 +0800, ennui wrote: >or randomly dropping babies from balconies. i'm so sick of >hearing about MJ. Burning bridges, burning books, dropping babies and Michael Jackson looks ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 12 Mar 2003 02:08:15 -0800 (PST) From: Nathan "®" Subject: [oztori] MJ references in Tori songs AndrewR wrote: > At 05:04 PM 12/03/2003 +0800, ennui wrote: > > >or randomly dropping babies from balconies. i'm so > sick of > >hearing about MJ. > > > Burning bridges, burning books, dropping babies and > Michael Jackson looks Other MJ references: "white trash (Michael) my native son" "you always like your babies tight" "and your baby baby baby babies I tell you" "brothers and lovers she and I were" "Sister Janet" "I think you're a queer" "they say you were something in those formative years" "put on your make-up boy" "sure they're all straight, straight as a line" ...and so on. Nathan. ===== "Hi, you've phoned the Speech Pathology Department. We can't talk right now." "And all the pretty people that I used to see Have died or moved away Or they're in recovery" - - 'I Can Drive', Shakespears Sister ___________________________________________________________________ Yahoo! Web Hosting - establish your business online http://webhosting.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 12 Mar 2003 02:18:22 -0800 (PST) From: Nathan "®" Subject: [oztori] Something to look forward to... http://www.geocities.com/filthpigmelb/ Nathan. ===== "Hi, you've phoned the Speech Pathology Department. We can't talk right now." "And all the pretty people that I used to see Have died or moved away Or they're in recovery" - - 'I Can Drive', Shakespears Sister ___________________________________________________________________ Yahoo! Web Hosting - establish your business online http://webhosting.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 12 Mar 2003 20:33:09 +1000 From: AndrewR Subject: [oztori] Re: [ozbaronessamos] At 02:08 AM 12/03/2003 -0800, Nathan =?UNKNOWN?B?rg==?= wrote: >AndrewR wrote: > > > At 05:04 PM 12/03/2003 +0800, ennui wrote: > > > > >or randomly dropping babies from balconies. i'm so > > sick of > > >hearing about MJ. > > > > > > Burning bridges, burning books, dropping babies and > > Michael Jackson looks > >Other MJ references: > >"white trash (Michael) my native son" > >"you always like your babies tight" > >"and your baby baby baby babies I tell you" > >"brothers and lovers she and I were" > >"Sister Janet" > >"I think you're a queer" > >"they say you were something in those formative years" > >"put on your make-up boy" > >"sure they're all straight, straight as a line" > >...and so on. "I implanted hair on my face and then shaved every place where you'd been boy" "run naked through neverland without Prince Michael's mask on" "Father, I killed my monkey... I let it out to taste my latex skin" "Somebody leave a light on" - when Tatum O'Neil tried to get with Michael and he just hid his face. "milk and cookies Alamanda" ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 12 Mar 2003 20:35:07 +1000 From: AndrewR Subject: Re: [oztori] Something to look for in ward two... At 02:18 AM 12/03/2003 -0800, Nathan =?UNKNOWN?B?rg==?= wrote: >http://www.geocities.com/filthpigmelb/ > >Nathan. The even scarier thing is... how did you FIND that!?! LOL! :) Hey for the nutso atforumz people - you should point them in the direction of washmecleandady! :o) ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 12 Mar 2003 02:37:52 -0800 (PST) From: Nathan "®" Subject: [oztori] Did Tori really rip-off Belinda Carlisle in "Mother"?!?!?!? AndrewR wrote: > "I implanted hair on my face and then shaved every > place where you'd been boy" lol. I'm going to get thwacked for this.. but from a side-on view... minus the freaky nose, Mark & Michael J don't actually look all that different. I mean.. Tori has a 'thing' for guys with longer hair - - Eric & Mark. > "run naked through neverland without Prince > Michael's mask on" snicker. > "Somebody leave a light on" - ...which brings me to the question: "DID Tori rip-off Lindy-Long-Legs' Carlisle's 'Leave a Light On' to come up with Mother?" Nathan. ===== "Hi, you've phoned the Speech Pathology Department. We can't talk right now." "And all the pretty people that I used to see Have died or moved away Or they're in recovery" - - 'I Can Drive', Shakespears Sister ___________________________________________________________________ Yahoo! Web Hosting - establish your business online http://webhosting.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 12 Mar 2003 02:40:18 -0800 (PST) From: Nathan "®" Subject: Re: [oztori] Something to look for in ward two... AndrewR wrote: > At 02:18 AM 12/03/2003 -0800, Nathan > =?UNKNOWN?B?rg==?= wrote: > >http://www.geocities.com/filthpigmelb/ > > > >Nathan. > > The even scarier thing is... how did you FIND > that!?! LOL! :) *smilez*... never understimate the capabilities of my warped mind :) > Hey for the nutso atforumz people - you should point > them in the direction > of washmecleandady! :o) Hehehe. maybe I ought to 'advertise' it on the Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual and Transgender forum (phew what a cumbersome name) there. Nathan. ===== "Hi, you've phoned the Speech Pathology Department. We can't talk right now." "And all the pretty people that I used to see Have died or moved away Or they're in recovery" - - 'I Can Drive', Shakespears Sister ___________________________________________________________________ Yahoo! Web Hosting - establish your business online http://webhosting.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 12 Mar 2003 02:41:17 -0800 (PST) From: =?iso-8859-1?q?Julian=20P?= Subject: Re: [oztori] Re: [ozbaronessamos] AndrewR wrote: >"Father, I killed my monkey... I let it out to taste my latex skin" Wow ... I actually did literally *laught* *out* *loud*. Yahoo! Web Hosting - establish your business online ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 12 Mar 2003 02:44:15 -0800 (PST) From: Nathan "®" Subject: Re: [oztori] Re: [ozbaronessamos] Julian P wrote: > AndrewR wrote: > >"Father, I killed my monkey... I let it out to > taste my latex skin" > > > > Wow ... I actually did literally *laught* *out* > *loud*. Hence why we need a RLOL (really laughing out loud!) or LOLIRL (laughing out loud in real life). Meanwhile... I'm in/on (can't figure out the correct prepostion) #ozgeturassesinhere ;) Norfin. ===== "Hi, you've phoned the Speech Pathology Department. We can't talk right now." "And all the pretty people that I used to see Have died or moved away Or they're in recovery" - - 'I Can Drive', Shakespears Sister ___________________________________________________________________ Yahoo! Web Hosting - establish your business online http://webhosting.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 12 Mar 2003 20:44:10 +1000 From: AndrewR Subject: Re: [oztori] Re: [ozbaronessamos] At 02:41 AM 12/03/2003 -0800, Julian P wrote: >AndrewR wrote: > >"Father, I killed my monkey... I let it out to taste my latex skin" > > > >Wow ... I actually did literally *laught* *out* *loud*. My work on this list... is done! Goodnight! :o) >Yahoo! Web Hosting - establish your business online ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 12 Mar 2003 02:45:56 -0800 (PST) From: =?iso-8859-1?q?Julian=20P?= Subject: Re: [oztori] Some words of wisdom teeth from an extant ex-Dent @forumz-er... AndrewR wrote: >or make fun of her bloomers! LOL! WTF were they? I think they're what happens when tea cosies get reincarnated as undergarments ... J Yahoo! News - Today's headlines ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 12 Mar 2003 21:05:40 +1000 From: AndrewR Subject: [oztori] SNEAKY BASTARDS channel nein are arseholes. For those who care - Enterprise is BACK ON TONIGHT (Wednesday) at 11:30 pm. I was just checking times for other things and it caught my eye!! Shockwave Part II 11:30 pm Andrew ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 12 Mar 2003 03:09:03 -0800 (PST) From: Nathan "®" Subject: Re: [oztori] SNEAKY BASTARDS AndrewR wrote: > I was just checking times for other things and it > caught my eye!! a) Elaborate on "other things"; and b) WHAT caught your eye?!?!?! Nathan. ===== "Hi, you've phoned the Speech Pathology Department. We can't talk right now." "And all the pretty people that I used to see Have died or moved away Or they're in recovery" - - 'I Can Drive', Shakespears Sister ___________________________________________________________________ Yahoo! Web Hosting - establish your business online http://webhosting.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 12 Mar 2003 21:12:28 +1000 From: AndrewR Subject: Re: [oztori] Enterprise on at 11:30pm At 03:09 AM 12/03/2003 -0800, Nathan =?UNKNOWN?B?rg==?= wrote: >AndrewR wrote: > > > I was just checking times for other things and it > > caught my eye!! > >a) Elaborate on "other things"; and Survivor Amazon and Futurama >b) WHAT caught your eye?!?!?! Enterprise 11:30pm Channel NEIN. >Nathan. > >===== >"Hi, you've phoned the Speech Pathology Department. We can't talk right now." > >"And all the pretty people that I used to see >Have died or moved away >Or they're in recovery" >- 'I Can Drive', Shakespears Sister >___________________________________________________________________ >Yahoo! Web Hosting - establish your business online >http://webhosting.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 12 Mar 2003 20:33:03 +0800 From: "ennui" Subject: RE: [oztori] cough >I'm going to get thwacked for this.. but from a >side-on view... minus the freaky nose, Mark & Michael >J don't actually look all that different. "he's addicted to small cabbage patch kids, he's addicted to small cabbage patch kids, i'm afraid he's turned white, no more dark skin. 6.58 are you sure who your Mark is? Mike, Mike, Miiike" the word "baby" appears in the next verse so i'm not going near it :) _ ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 12 Mar 2003 04:35:05 -0800 (PST) From: Nathan "®" Subject: RE: [oztori] cough ennui wrote: > the word "baby" appears in the next verse so i'm > not going near it :) He's convinced he can float a statue of himself down Thames Glacier, But he couldn't keep Baby from dangling, No doubt that there's a woman in there somewhere Here, here, here You say you've had surgery, only 2 times But we don't, don't really believe it You say you didn't molest Jordan Chandler But we don't, don't really believe it We don't, don't really believe it. Nayf. ===== "Hi, you've phoned the Speech Pathology Department. We can't talk right now." "And all the pretty people that I used to see Have died or moved away Or they're in recovery" - - 'I Can Drive', Shakespears Sister ___________________________________________________________________ Yahoo! Web Hosting - establish your business online http://webhosting.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 13 Mar 2003 07:30:52 +1100 From: Dylan Plant Subject: Re: [oztori] My name is ..... and I'm a stereotypical Oztori drop-out... Holly Williamson wrote: > Nath's New Quest is as follows: > >> Wow! I think we need to figure out some statz here... >> How many 'drop-outs' do we have amongst us? >> >> >> Rebecca - dropped a class today >> Julian P - contemplating dropping honours >> Me - *did* drop out of honours >> Andrew R - dropped engineering >> Dylan - dropped out of something >> >> >> I know there are more of you... Sign up - be proud! >> > > That's me! That's me! I dropped out of a Bachelor of Journalism at UQ > after a year! I'm officially part of the teaaaaam. Grouse. > > *feels suddenly content to finally be a part of something meaningful.* > > Holly. > I've actually dropped out of 3 - count em, 3 - courses. Bachelor of Arts (Asian Studies) at LaTrobe Uni, Advanced Diploma of Business (Marketing) - - Preston TAFE and VUT Bachelor of Business Marketing. One of these days I'll go back and finish the VUT degree...one of these days.... ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 13 Mar 2003 07:32:44 +1100 From: Dylan Plant Subject: Re: [oztori] a stereotypical Oztori drop-kick Nathan . wrote: >AndrewR wrote: > > > >>>Dylan - dropped out of something >>> >>> >>FPM's restraints! :o) >> >> > >Hehehehe. > >No, actually Dylan dropped out of the heavens & >brought down all the stars in the sky with him ;) > >*insert sickly-sweet gagging noises* > > > > Well aren't you sweet? Although now that you've figured out my secret, I may just have to stalk you, then hug you, hold you and squeeze you George! :P And the less said about FPM the better methinks.... > >Folks are dumb where I come from, > > > > > World's greatest duh no. 103! ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 13 Mar 2003 08:40:57 +1000 From: "Holly Williamson" Subject: RE: [oztori] cough >"he's addicted to small cabbage patch kids, >he's addicted to small cabbage patch kids, >i'm afraid he's turned white, no more dark skin. >6.58 are you sure who your Mark is? >Mike, Mike, Miiike" LOLIRL! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ROFLMFAO! On a completely unrelated topic, who likes Tatu? I have decided that I do. :-) holly. _________________________________________________________________ Hotmail now available on Australian mobile phones. 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