From: owner-oztori-digest@smoe.org (oztori-digest) To: oztori-digest@smoe.org Subject: oztori-digest V3 #73 Reply-To: oztori@smoe.org Sender: owner-oztori-digest@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-oztori-digest@smoe.org Precedence: bulk oztori-digest Wednesday, March 12 2003 Volume 03 : Number 073 Today's Subjects: ----------------- Re: [oztori] Typical, expected Dent responses to the 'articles'... [Rebec] Re: [oztori] Typical, expected Dent responses to the 'articles'... [=?is] [oztori] My name is ..... and I'm a stereotypical Oztori drop-out... [Nat] Re: [oztori] My name is ..... and I'm a stereotypical Oztori drop-out... [Rebecca Appleton ] Re: [oztori] wtf indeed! [Nathan "®" ] Re: [oztori] a stereotypical Oztori drop-kick [Nathan "®" ] Re: [oztori] My name is Elmo ["Bindy ." ] RE: [oztori] My name is Off Topic ["ennui" ] RE: [oztori] Don't make me slap you... (sighhh yes, feel free to point out the sexual connotations of the word "slap") [] RE: [oztori] My name is DEATH ["Bindy ." ] [oztori] My name is Dita.. I'll be your mistress tonight/career in HOLLYwood/Gunners (not Nelson) [Nathan ] RE: [oztori] Don't make me slap you... (sighhh yes, feel free to point out the sexual connotations of the word "slap") [] RE: [oztori] My name is DEATH [Nathan "®" ] [oztori] Some words of wisdom from an ex-Dent @forumz-er... [Nathan "®" <] ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Tue, 11 Mar 2003 20:43:04 GMT From: Rebecca Appleton Subject: Re: [oztori] Typical, expected Dent responses to the 'articles'... On Mon, 10 Mar 2003 20:12:28 -0800 (PST), Nathan ". wrote: >Jonzezki Jazmina >wrote: > >>ok, sorry, but *kicks some of the people who dissed >>the @forumz-ers* >>don't diss them all. some of them are good friends >>of mine! > >well why not americaniZe your name then and change it >to Jaz? > Y'know, today I found myself taking notes in a lecture (for a class I promptly came home and dropped. Yep, I'm a true oztorian!) and using z's instead of s's on a few words and not caring. *gasp* I read a few months ago WHY Americans' spelling of words is as it is, and I hate to say it but I kind of agree. English spelling is elitist and exclusionary and illogical. On the other hand, I think our spelling looks nicer, and at least ours is consistently illogical whereas American spelling is in some cases (fairly) logical and in some cases not. I'm not switching over to American spelling, but I've given up the bitching about it. ~Becc :-) - -- www.crappism.org ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 11 Mar 2003 02:49:12 -0800 (PST) From: =?iso-8859-1?q?Julian=20P?= Subject: Re: [oztori] Typical, expected Dent responses to the 'articles'... Rebecca Appleton wrote: >Y'know, today I found myself taking notes in a lecture (for a class I >promptly came home and dropped. Yep, I'm a true oztorian!) Akshooally, I am *this close* [holds fingers veeeery close together] to dropping the whole Honours thing, and devoting my life to being a Professional Dropout. JulezZz "give me peace, love and a big thesis" P Yahoo! Web Hosting - establish your business online ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 11 Mar 2003 03:06:36 -0800 (PST) From: Nathan "®" Subject: [oztori] My name is ..... and I'm a stereotypical Oztori drop-out... Julian P wrote: > Rebecca Appleton wrote: > > >Y'know, today I found myself taking notes in a > lecture (for a class I > >promptly came home and dropped. Yep, I'm a true > oztorian!) > > Akshooally, I am *this close* [holds fingers veeeery > close together] to dropping the whole Honours thing, > and devoting my life to being a Professional > Dropout. Wow! I think we need to figure out some statz here... How many 'drop-outs' do we have amongst us? Rebecca - dropped a class today Julian P - contemplating dropping honours Me - *did* drop out of honours Andrew R - dropped engineering Dylan - dropped out of something I know there are more of you... Sign up - be proud! > JulezZz "give me peace, love and a big thesis" P Do you know if you pluralise 'theses', and pronounce it as if you have an /f/ for voiceless /th/ substitution, you get... *snip* Nathan. ===== "Hi, you've phoned the Speech Pathology Department. We can't talk right now." "And all the pretty people that I used to see Have died or moved away Or they're in recovery" - - 'I Can Drive', Shakespears Sister ___________________________________________________________________ Yahoo! Web Hosting - establish your business online http://webhosting.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 11 Mar 2003 21:15:35 GMT From: Rebecca Appleton Subject: Re: [oztori] My name is ..... and I'm a stereotypical Oztori drop-out... On Tue, 11 Mar 2003 03:06:36 -0800 (PST), Nathan ". wrote: >Wow! I think we need to figure out some statz here... >How many 'drop-outs' do we have amongst us? > > >Rebecca - dropped a class today *cough*three classes*cough* I did replace them with two other subjects, though. I dropped one last week too, and did the same thing. I'm not having a good run at the moment, heh. Uni's sliding down, down, down on my list of Things That Are Important To Me. *sigh* ~Becc (is not going to drop out, damnit) - -- www.crappism.org ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 11 Mar 2003 03:24:32 -0800 (PST) From: Nathan "®" Subject: [oztori] Looking for an alternative to the ex-Dent forumz??? ...check this site out ;) http://pub19.ezboard.com/fmichaeljacksonpenisloverspenislovers Nathan. ===== "Hi, you've phoned the Speech Pathology Department. We can't talk right now." "And all the pretty people that I used to see Have died or moved away Or they're in recovery" - - 'I Can Drive', Shakespears Sister ___________________________________________________________________ Yahoo! Web Hosting - establish your business online http://webhosting.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 11 Mar 2003 22:43:15 +1000 From: AndrewR Subject: [oztori] a stereotypical Oztori drop-kick At 03:06 AM 11/03/2003 -0800, Nathan =?UNKNOWN?B?rg==?= wrote: >Wow! I think we need to figure out some statz here... > How many 'drop-outs' do we have amongst us? > > >Rebecca - dropped a class today >Julian P - contemplating dropping honours >Me - *did* drop out of honours >Andrew R - dropped engineering >Dylan - dropped out of something FPM's restraints! :o) ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 11 Mar 2003 23:40:46 +1000 From: "nina riddel" Subject: [oztori] wtf. :D ah, so you've heard the new stuff? Not many people have. Where? At a gig or off the net? Have you heard "Shame"? It's fucking great. >so what the hell am i gonna DO all day? and no, nayth, you will not >change >that into a pj harvey phrase ("who the Fuck" are you gonna do >all day) _________________________________________________________________ Hotmail now available on Australian mobile phones. Go to http://ninemsn.com.au/mobilecentral/hotmail_mobile.asp ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 11 Mar 2003 13:04:14 -0800 (PST) From: Nathan "®" Subject: Re: [oztori] wtf indeed! nina riddel frothed: > ah, so you've heard the new stuff? Not many people > have. Where? At a gig or > off the net? Have you heard "Shame"? It's fucking > great. WTF *are* you talking about/on, Nina! Nathan. ===== "Hi, you've phoned the Speech Pathology Department. We can't talk right now." "And all the pretty people that I used to see Have died or moved away Or they're in recovery" - - 'I Can Drive', Shakespears Sister ___________________________________________________________________ Yahoo! Web Hosting - establish your business online http://webhosting.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 11 Mar 2003 13:08:05 -0800 (PST) From: Nathan "®" Subject: Re: [oztori] a stereotypical Oztori drop-kick AndrewR wrote: > >Dylan - dropped out of something > > FPM's restraints! :o) Hehehehe. No, actually Dylan dropped out of the heavens & brought down all the stars in the sky with him ;) *insert sickly-sweet gagging noises* Meanwhile... Nevermind ninz... I finally figured what you meant re the "have you heard 'Shame'" in your previous e-mail.. You're talkin' 'bout new PJ Harvey stuff! Folks are dumb where I come from, Nathanael. ===== "Hi, you've phoned the Speech Pathology Department. We can't talk right now." "And all the pretty people that I used to see Have died or moved away Or they're in recovery" - - 'I Can Drive', Shakespears Sister ___________________________________________________________________ Yahoo! Web Hosting - establish your business online http://webhosting.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 12 Mar 2003 08:59:35 +1000 From: "Holly Williamson" Subject: Re: [oztori] My name is ..... and I'm a stereotypical Oztori drop-out... Nath's New Quest is as follows: >Wow! I think we need to figure out some statz here... > How many 'drop-outs' do we have amongst us? > > >Rebecca - dropped a class today >Julian P - contemplating dropping honours >Me - *did* drop out of honours >Andrew R - dropped engineering >Dylan - dropped out of something > > >I know there are more of you... Sign up - be proud! > That's me! That's me! I dropped out of a Bachelor of Journalism at UQ after a year! I'm officially part of the teaaaaam. Grouse. *feels suddenly content to finally be a part of something meaningful.* Holly. _________________________________________________________________ MSN Instant Messenger now available on Australian mobile phones. Go to http://ninemsn.com.au/mobilecentral/hotmail_messenger.asp ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 12 Mar 2003 09:06:45 GMT From: Rebecca Appleton Subject: Re: [oztori] My name is ..... and I'm a stereotypical Oztori drop-out... On Wed, 12 Mar 2003 08:59:35 +1000, Holly Williamson wrote: >That's me! That's me! I dropped out of a Bachelor of Journalism at >UQ after >a year! I'm officially part of the teaaaaam. Grouse. > >*feels suddenly content to finally be a part of something >meaningful.* Well. I've dropped out of a Bachelor of Social Work and a Bachelor of Communication. Which I'm hoping will allow me to remain part of the team despite just, erm, finishing a Bachelor of Multimedia. *hides from sudden avalanche of rotten tomatoes* ~Becc :-) - -- www.crappism.org ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 12 Mar 2003 09:36:34 +0800 From: "ennui" Subject: [oztori] My name is Elmer Becc:: >Well. I've dropped out of a Bachelor of Social Work and a Bachelor >of Communication. Which I'm hoping will allow me to remain part of >the team despite just, erm, finishing a Bachelor of Multimedia. >*hides from sudden avalanche of rotten tomatoes* ahh - that's why i stay on this list, so that i can feel good about myself by listening to the life stories of losers such as this.. heheehee not really, i feel crap about myself, i'm a loser too! :P i dropped out of a BSc Extractive Metallurgy, dropped out of life for nearly two years, and within my lifetime i may finish CompSci (perhaps). it makes me glad that the uni changed their student numbering system - in the old system part of the number identified which year a person first entered the uni. not too great for slackers :) oh.. and to the person whom i know will invariably attempt to make some pitiful joke of my name - you may begin stalking ;) _ ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 12 Mar 2003 11:50:17 +1000 From: "Bindy ." Subject: Re: [oztori] My name is Elmo Elmer aka ennui wrote on Wed, 12 Mar 2003 09:36:34 +0800 >Becc:: > >Well. I've dropped out of a Bachelor of Social Work and a Bachelor > >of Communication. Which I'm hoping will allow me to remain part of > >the team despite just, erm, finishing a Bachelor of Multimedia. > >*hides from sudden avalanche of rotten tomatoes* Ennui >ahh - that's why i stay on this list, so that i can feel good about >myself by listening to the life stories of losers such as this.. I never even made it to uni. I dropped out of two tafe courses and worked my way into a career instead. I have no certificates, a management position and a healthy looking debt! I am successful and broke! Gotta love it! ~Bindy Go to: http://www.livejournal.com/users/cancerian/ for Ramblings From The Moon Child _________________________________________________________________ MSN Instant Messenger now available on Australian mobile phones. Go to http://ninemsn.com.au/mobilecentral/hotmail_messenger.asp ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 12 Mar 2003 10:08:55 +0800 From: "ennui" Subject: RE: [oztori] My name is Off Topic Bindy:: >I never even made it to uni. I dropped out of two tafe courses and worked >my way into a career instead. I have no certificates, a management position >and a healthy looking debt! I am successful and broke! Gotta love it! a middle management position? do you get to say when people should die? :) www.deathclock.com - saying when people should die (the Dead Letters Office is always the best bit :) _ ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 12 Mar 2003 15:51:44 +1100 From: "Nilay Koyunoglu" Subject: RE: [oztori] Don't make me slap you... (sighhh yes, feel free to point out the sexual connotations of the word "slap") Nathan wrote: > >*sigh* on thedent.com's news page... says Don't Make > >Me Come To Vegas is being remixed for a future single > >release. > >How typical of them to pick one of, if not THE weakest > >song on SW (imnsho) [narrowly beats Another Girl's > >Paradise and Wampum Prayer as at least they are > >mercifully shorter than DMMCTV (well from memory)]. Ha! See Nayth! I told you you bagged at least three songs per album! When I made that comment a couple of months ago you said that wasn't true. I knew you'd slip up eventually boy! :) Inspector Nilay _________________________________________________________________ Hotmail now available on Australian mobile phones. Go to http://ninemsn.com.au/mobilecentral/hotmail_mobile.asp ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 12 Mar 2003 15:52:48 +1000 From: "Bindy ." Subject: RE: [oztori] My name is DEATH ennui wrote on Wed, 12 Mar 2003 10:08:55 +0800 >Bindy:: >>I never even made it to uni. I dropped out of two tafe courses and >> >>worked my way into a career instead. I have no certificates, a >> >>management position and a healthy looking debt! I am successful and >> >>broke! Gotta love it Ennui:: >a middle management position? do you get to say when people should >die? :) Freight companies and incompetent staff never survive too long with me around, so in a way, yes. >www.deathclock.com - saying when people should die (the Dead Letters > >Office is always the best bit :) I'm living until I am 62yrs! What a great effort! Thought D-Day was going to be when I was 30yrs! ~Bindy Go to: http://www.livejournal.com/users/cancerian/ for Ramblings From The Moon Child _________________________________________________________________ MSN Instant Messenger now available on Australian mobile phones. Go to http://ninemsn.com.au/mobilecentral/hotmail_messenger.asp ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 11 Mar 2003 22:48:12 -0800 (PST) From: Nathan "®" Subject: [oztori] My name is Dita.. I'll be your mistress tonight/career in HOLLYwood/Gunners (not Nelson) Way-scally Wabbit, and self pwoclaimed "Elmer" (Fudd) ennui wrote: > i dropped > out of a BSc Extractive Metallurgy, dropped out of > life for nearly two > years, and within my lifetime i may finish CompSci > (perhaps). ???? and we were thinking you'd 'earnt' and honorary doctorate in physics or sumfin'? > oh.. and to the person whom i know will invariably > attempt to make some > pitiful joke of my name - you may begin stalking ;) Or why not 'stork'-ing... as in randomly dropping babies down you chimney. Well, if it can happen to Michael Jackson... Holly Williamson wrote: > That's me! That's me! I dropped out of a Bachelor > of Journalism at UQ after > a year! I would love to be a kind of journalist... a satirical one. Have my own self-indulgent magazine of which I edit, publish & write all the articles (lol isn't that basically what oztori is ;)0 Bindy wrote: > I have no > certificates, a management position > and a healthy looking debt! Surely you've got a certificate of graduation from primary school, hon ;) ..and we can all feel better about ourselves... Holly Valance (nee Vukadinovic) actually quit school after year 10 :) PS... Does anyone else here totally LOVE Guns n' Roses' "Don't Cry"?!?!?!?!?!? I just recently discovered my love for this song... like 12 years later... Though I'd love to hear Cher cover it in her 'rock-ballad' frame of mind ;) Nathan. ===== "Hi, you've phoned the Speech Pathology Department. We can't talk right now." "And all the pretty people that I used to see Have died or moved away Or they're in recovery" - - 'I Can Drive', Shakespears Sister ___________________________________________________________________ Yahoo! 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"And all the pretty people that I used to see Have died or moved away Or they're in recovery" - - 'I Can Drive', Shakespears Sister ___________________________________________________________________ Yahoo! Web Hosting - establish your business online http://webhosting.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 11 Mar 2003 22:55:28 -0800 (PST) From: Nathan "®" Subject: RE: [oztori] My name is DEATH "Bindy ." wrote: > I'm living until I am 62yrs! What a great effort! > Thought D-Day was going > to be when I was 30yrs! *smiles wryly to himself as he places his 'cuttings' file on you back safely in its locked filing cabinet.. where it sits alongside a spit-polished pistol engraved with 'USE BY 2008' & a bullet with your na... er, with butterfly wings on it :) * (smashing pumpkins content... er, wrong list). N. ===== "Hi, you've phoned the Speech Pathology Department. We can't talk right now." "And all the pretty people that I used to see Have died or moved away Or they're in recovery" - - 'I Can Drive', Shakespears Sister ___________________________________________________________________ Yahoo! Web Hosting - establish your business online http://webhosting.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 11 Mar 2003 23:39:00 -0800 (PST) From: Nathan "®" Subject: [oztori] Some words of wisdom from an ex-Dent @forumz-er... Just got this e-mail from 'Thumbelina' of @forumz who didn't take so well to my 'articles' that I posted there: LOL. - --------------------------------------------------------- This is a message from Thumbelina at @forums ( http://www.atforumz.com/index.php ). The @forums owners cannot accept any responsibility for the contents of the email. To email Thumbelina, you can use this online form: http://www.atforumz.com/member.php?action=mailform&userid=15852 OR, by email: mailto:skiptolou@hotmail.com This is the message: AWWE,now I get it...we're in English class. lame....and so is your writing... don't polute our threads with your complete and utter RUBBISH! those who thought your crap was funny are as lame and shallow as you. - ------------------------------------------------------- File under 'just-became-a-celebrity-on-Oztori-and-never-woulda-thunk-it' (ie, in the same category as filthpigmelb & teddybehr). Somewhere Nayfie smiles. ===== "Hi, you've phoned the Speech Pathology Department. We can't talk right now." "And all the pretty people that I used to see Have died or moved away Or they're in recovery" - - 'I Can Drive', Shakespears Sister ___________________________________________________________________ Yahoo! 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