From: owner-oztori-digest@smoe.org (oztori-digest) To: oztori-digest@smoe.org Subject: oztori-digest V3 #72 Reply-To: oztori@smoe.org Sender: owner-oztori-digest@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-oztori-digest@smoe.org Precedence: bulk oztori-digest Tuesday, March 11 2003 Volume 03 : Number 072 Today's Subjects: ----------------- Re: [oztori] C&N news [AndrewR ] [oztori] Absolute Classic! [AndrewR ] Re: [oztori] Amos admits she allows daughter to eat Milk and Cookies in Michael Jackson's bed.... [AndrewR ] Re: [oztori] Amos admits she allows daughter to sleep with a poster of Nayth. [AndrewR ] [oztori] 99 luftba.ll.oo.ns [Nathan "®" ] [oztori] Typical, expected Dent responses to the 'articles'... [Nathan "®] [oztori] lol pics from Tori's "sex" book on the Dent! [Nathan "®" ] Re: [oztori] Typical, expected Dent responses to the 'articles'... [Jonce] Re: [oztori] NEWSFLASH**ShockHorror, @Forumz Losers React Exactly As Planned! [Nathan "®" Subject: Re: [oztori] C&N news At 01:04 AM 10/03/2003 +1100, Dylan Plant wrote: >Way OT, but I just watched the Naked News on the Comedy Channel - >disturbing, bizarre and absolutely hilarious!!!! Naked >chicks..eww....(sorry ladies) FYP Dylan - there is a male version of Naked News. FYP = for your pleasure... not FilthY Pig :o) ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 10 Mar 2003 21:57:09 +1000 From: AndrewR Subject: [oztori] Absolute Classic! At 06:11 PM 9/03/2003 -0800, Nathan =?UNKNOWN?B?rg==?= wrote: Nathan, again you've excelled at another fantastic article! LOL! I was a bit worried when I saw the suggestion come up - but you have cracked it with flying colours!! This was a classic: Frog On My Toe, where I sing >[breaks into tune, albeit off-key] "we all grew fat, >when the white man [Michael] came [into the semen >collection jar]". > "I wrote Jackie's Strength about >Michael", says Amos. LOL! >"I had originally titled it >'Jacko's Strength', but there was talk of possible >legal action being taken by the former Sydney Swans >AFL football player in Australia if I did that, so I >had to compromise." Tsk tsk, I must pick you up here - Mark "Jacko" Jackson was actually a Geelong VFL/AFL player... You live in Ye olde Geelong Towne for Scary-chinese-waiters-sake! LOL! You might have been confusing him with "Plugger"? :o) I mean I shouldn't even know this stuff - some Melbournite/Adelaidian should know it! :o) Very funny stuff. Post it to atforumz!! :o) Or at least those two crazies who thought your other "article" was real! :o) "We had milk and cookies... it was very elegant!" ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 10 Mar 2003 22:00:43 +1000 From: AndrewR Subject: Re: [oztori] Amos admits she allows daughter to eat Milk and Cookies in Michael Jackson's bed.... At 07:51 PM 9/03/2003 -0800, Nathan =?UNKNOWN?B?rg==?= wrote: >Holly Williamson wrote: > > > OMG nath, at first i was laughing, and now.... i'm > > dying from lack of > > oxygen. Yuck, ew, hahah, hehe, gross. I mean > > GROUSE. What a grouse > > article! > > > > I DARE YOU to post it on the tori forumz. and then > > give us the link so we > > can keep track of it. go on.... i DARE you! > > holly. > >OK... Done: > >http://www.atforumz.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=182065 LOL! Someone has posted a pic that has Tori's face pasted onto the body (and hair) of Liz Taylor! LOL! Does Michael buy Jewelry for Tori too? :o) "You know - a girl". ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 10 Mar 2003 22:02:14 +1000 From: AndrewR Subject: Re: [oztori] Amos admits she allows daughter to sleep with a poster of Nayth. At 08:55 PM 9/03/2003 -0800, Nathan =?UNKNOWN?B?rg==?= wrote: >Holly Williamson wrote: > > > well done nath. only, you admitted to writing it at > > the crucial moment?! > > haha. hehe. you nearly had them going. > >Well I don't know who would honestly believe it! The posters at the At forumz, Americans, maybe the French. :o) ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 10 Mar 2003 22:03:27 +1000 From: AndrewR Subject: Re: [oztori] shocking revelation re: the naming of Tori's car At 11:15 PM 9/03/2003 -0800, Nathan =?UNKNOWN?B?rg==?= wrote: >If you take the first letter of each of Tori's solo >albums (ie, L, U, B, F, T, S, S) and re-arrange them, >you get: > >"Slut BF's" (Slut Boyfriends)!!! > > >Purely a coincidence? I nearly spells out Luft Balloons! :) ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 10 Mar 2003 13:34:04 -0800 (PST) From: Nathan "®" Subject: Re: [oztori] Absolute Classic! AndrewR wrote: > Nathan, again you've excelled at another fantastic > article! LOL! I was a > bit worried when I saw the suggestion come up - but > you have cracked it > with flying colours!! lol you sound doubting of my capabilities ;) > >"I had originally titled it > >'Jacko's Strength', but there was talk of possible > >legal action being taken by the former Sydney Swans > >AFL football player in Australia if I did that, so > I > >had to compromise." > > > Tsk tsk, I must pick you up here - Mark "Jacko" > Jackson was actually a > Geelong VFL/AFL player... You live in Ye olde > Geelong Towne for > Scary-chinese-waiters-sake! LOL! LOL... I think I first became 'aware' of Jacko when his "I'm An Individual" (You Can't Fool Me!) "song" (sic) was out in 1985.... Although being in Grade 1 at the time, I don't think I knew of the word 'individual'.. and actually thought he was saying "I'm an inde-vegetable"!!! > "We had milk and cookies... it was very elegant!" After you left, Ceals & I went to Maccas & got some cookies... lol. Except I think they've changed the recipe... they're not nearly as nice as I remember them being. They're all dough-y or sumfin' Nathan. ===== "Hi, you've phoned the Speech Pathology Department. We can't talk right now." "And all the pretty people that I used to see Have died or moved away Or they're in recovery" - - 'I Can Drive', Shakespears Sister ___________________________________________________________________ Yahoo! Tax Center - forms, calculators, tips, more http://taxes.yahoo.com/ ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 10 Mar 2003 13:36:36 -0800 (PST) From: Nathan "®" Subject: [oztori] 99 luftba.ll.oo.ns AndrewR wrote: > At 11:15 PM 9/03/2003 -0800, Nathan > =?UNKNOWN?B?rg==?= wrote: > >If you take the first letter of each of Tori's solo > >albums (ie, L, U, B, F, T, S, S) and re-arrange > them, > >you get: > > > >"Slut BF's" (Slut Boyfriends)!!! > > > > > >Purely a coincidence? > > I nearly spells out Luft Balloons! :) OMG it DOES too!!!! I saw "Luft" in there... but was more thinking along the lines of Lufthansa (sp). Which begs the question... WAS Tori really Nena in a past life?!?!!? "why can't my 99 luftba.ll.oo.ns stay up in a perfectly windy sky?" Nathan. ===== "Hi, you've phoned the Speech Pathology Department. We can't talk right now." "And all the pretty people that I used to see Have died or moved away Or they're in recovery" - - 'I Can Drive', Shakespears Sister ___________________________________________________________________ Yahoo! Tax Center - forms, calculators, tips, more http://taxes.yahoo.com/ ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 10 Mar 2003 13:49:57 -0800 (PST) From: Nathan "®" Subject: [oztori] Typical, expected Dent responses to the 'articles'... "losing respect for the forum." "oooo....er....yeah I don't think this meant seriously." "Unfortunately I knew it was a joke because there are about twenty threads with the same fake articles floating around here today. The first one was really funny (Tash sleeping in Michael Jacksons' bed) but really, who has time to write such long jokes?? My mother used to say, one is funny, twice is a spanking." "O.K. I apreciate the creativity and yadayadayada but DialFforFreedom, could you please cut it out? I'm going to go mad if I hear another one of these stupid articles--If you want to send them to the enquirer-great-there of fair-enough quality for that but pleeeeeaaaasssee I have had to go through like 5 of these stupid things just today-LET IT DIE!!!" "yeah really. overkill. your funny. we get it. game over. ZZZZZzzzzzzzzzz...........ZZZZZ.........ZZZZ.........ZZZZZZzzzzzz....." "It's cute, but couldn't you put all the articles in one thread? There are like five threads covering up the main page." "It would have been really nice for you to not cover the MTF with new threads for each of these. It's a little bit of overkill." "Your dedication to starting these bizzare threads is to say the least worrying. By the way I get the humour which is by the way about as humourous as eye surgery. I don't mean to be a tight arse but Michael Jackson easy target. Whay would you accidently call someone a fag, is that the first word that comes to mind when you think of gay men? It is a derogatory term and a bad reflection on you. Sorry to rant I just find it hard to see the humour in this things. They are so self conciously 'kooky' and out to shock." "Hopefully you are using some kind of template for all of these wonderful stories - where you don't have to type the whole thing, and you can fill in some blanks, like mad lib or something. Otherwise I am deeply worried about you and your obsession with writing short stories that are taking up the whole MTF. And I find them a bit odd. I think someone has a little too much time on their hands..." Nathan. Yahoo! Tax Center - forms, calculators, tips, more http://taxes.yahoo.com/ ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 10 Mar 2003 13:55:23 -0800 (PST) From: Nathan "®" Subject: [oztori] lol pics from Tori's "sex" book on the Dent! Alas... ONE good thing came out of posting those articles on the dent. The pics are hilarious! http://www.atforumz.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=182078 Nathan. ===== "Hi, you've phoned the Speech Pathology Department. We can't talk right now." "And all the pretty people that I used to see Have died or moved away Or they're in recovery" - - 'I Can Drive', Shakespears Sister ___________________________________________________________________ Yahoo! Tax Center - forms, calculators, tips, more http://taxes.yahoo.com/ ------------------------------ Date: 10 Mar 2003 22:28:37 -0000 From: "Matty Vines" Subject: Re: [oztori] Typical, expected Dent responses to the 'articles'... Oh nayth, that sucks. Fuck them if they can't take a joke. That's sad. That's real sad. You're just an artist (you're misunderstood) and i've missed my god damned bus and have blisters all over my fricking feet and an ingrown toenail and i called my dad and have conned him into letting me stay home.. so what the hell am i gonna DO all day? and no, nayth, you will not change that into a pj harvey phrase ("who the Fuck" are you gonna do all day)...dammit. Call me someone! It's awful. and this fricking keyboard won't let me press enter.. so.. Hugs, Matt ******************************* "What did I last cry over? That I ordered pomme frites in fucking France and got steak fries like I was in Texas. I mean how fucked can you get? They were doing steak fries in Paris, because they thought that was kinda cool. That's just confused. That's like people in Memphis trying to do the polka. 'What are you doing?'" - Tori Amos ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 11 Mar 2003 10:29:28 +1000 From: "Holly Williamson" Subject: [oztori] NEWSFLASH**ShockHorror, @Forumz Losers React Exactly As Planned! LMFAO!!! Nath, you are now my new hero. Congrats on putting the articles all over the forumz. Could you please write another 15 or so and post them all up on individual threads? There's NOTHING like pissing off those crackhead forumz-lurkers whom I CANNOT stand. HAHAHAHA! It really did work out wonderfully, didn't it? The catch-cry seemed to be 'you have too much time on your hands'... but you overcame that perfectly with your taunt in the 'Michael Jackson' thread. Really, I can't believe how hilarious this whole thing is. Who woulda thought? Who'd a' known? And ROFLMAO at those awesome pictures. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *nath, i certainly am a devotee. Which means that you certainly MUST gimme gimme gimme Jfiles discs. Ooooh-taaaayyyy!* _________________________________________________________________ MSN Instant Messenger now available on Australian mobile phones. Go to http://ninemsn.com.au/mobilecentral/hotmail_messenger.asp ------------------------------ Date: 11 Mar 2003 01:08:04 -0000 From: "Matty Vines" Subject: [oztori] Oh shut your mouth you fat ass storm. Another dent response.. how fucking pathetic. *growls for nathan at ugly stormbirdgirl" Thumbelina CALLING UP A STORM Registered: Oct 2002 Location: at the crossroads Posts: 106 You're such an idiot You *still* have too much time on your hands... and I didn't read all 3,4,5 whatever posts you have on here,it only took one to see what an IDIOT you are. I didn't read past the first 2 paragraphs. I make a few short posts every now and then and you go on and on,blabbering about stuff we could careless about... what a dick. You need attention? Go see your mommy. you got some serious issues,get a life. and being American or not has nothing to do with this. at least we brush our teeth! ******************************* "What did I last cry over? That I ordered pomme frites in fucking France and got steak fries like I was in Texas. I mean how fucked can you get? They were doing steak fries in Paris, because they thought that was kinda cool. That's just confused. That's like people in Memphis trying to do the polka. 'What are you doing?'" - Tori Amos ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 10 Mar 2003 17:53:58 -0800 (PST) From: Nathan "®" Subject: Re: [oztori] Oh shut your mouth you fat ass storm. Matty Vines wrote: > Thumbelina > CALLING UP A STORM > > > Registered: Oct 2002 > Location: at the crossroads > Posts: 106 > You're such an idiot > You *still* have too much time on your hands... > and I didn't read all 3,4,5 whatever posts you have > on here,it only took one to see what an IDIOT you > are. I didn't read past the first 2 paragraphs. > > I make a few short posts every now and then and you > go on and on,blabbering about stuff we could > careless about... lmao they included my FAVOURITE Dent Americanism.. ie the "we COULD care less"! > what a dick. > You need attention? Go see your mommy. ..and my fave spelling of 'mom'. Nathan. ===== "Hi, you've phoned the Speech Pathology Department. We can't talk right now." "And all the pretty people that I used to see Have died or moved away Or they're in recovery" - - 'I Can Drive', Shakespears Sister ___________________________________________________________________ Yahoo! Tax Center - forms, calculators, tips, more http://taxes.yahoo.com/ ------------------------------ Date: 11 Mar 2003 01:54:18 -0000 From: "Matty Vines" Subject: Fwd: Re: [oztori] Oh shut your mouth you fat ass storm. wrote: > That title should be "Shut yo mofo big momma ass, bi-atch!" > > > > > and being American or not has nothing to do with this. > > at least we brush our teeth! > > Cause they HAVE no teeth... anyone seen an ep of Jerry every now and then would know that! :o) > > Nadyne excluded of course! :o) > > Oh off topic (LOL) Anyone heard recently of that UK ambassador? Her name is Baroness Amos! LOL! > > Not the red-baroness! Not Charlie's wonderful corgi. > *****heheheh. Jerry, Jerry. Nafeman... you're as deep as dirty water. ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 10 Mar 2003 17:58:30 -0800 (PST) From: Nathan "®" Subject: [oztori] xxanadu Am I the only one to have thought "Sandy!" (as John Travolta exclaims in Grease) when I saw (presumably) Andy's new e-mail xxandy@uq.edu.au ?? 'xxandy' looks like a cross between 'SANDY!' and 'Xanadu'... Closet 'Livvy fan, are we? ...which brings me back to another 'famous' connection I have (and which I've probably mentioned before)... an aide at my base school was friends with Livvy when she was 12. Nathan. ===== "Hi, you've phoned the Speech Pathology Department. We can't talk right now." "And all the pretty people that I used to see Have died or moved away Or they're in recovery" - - 'I Can Drive', Shakespears Sister ___________________________________________________________________ Yahoo! Tax Center - forms, calculators, tips, more http://taxes.yahoo.com/ ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 11 Mar 2003 15:08:26 +1100 From: Jonceski Jasmina Subject: Re: [oztori] Typical, expected Dent responses to the 'articles'... Subject: [oztori] Typical, expected Dent responses to the 'articles'... ok, sorry, but *kicks some of the people who dissed the @forumz-ers* don't diss them all. some of them are good friends of mine! and the real need for you to post the articles in different threads is purely to annoy everyone there. so, i am going to agree with them on that one. Jas ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 10 Mar 2003 20:10:30 -0800 (PST) From: Nathan "®" Subject: Re: [oztori] NEWSFLASH**ShockHorror, @Forumz Losers React Exactly As Planned! Holly Williamson wrote: > Nath, you are now my new hero. *slightly disappointed that I wasn't also your *old* hero ;) * > Congrats on putting > the articles all over > the forumz. Could you please write another 15 or so > and post them all up on > individual threads? ....if only I had that much time on my hands I would :) > *nath, i certainly am a devotee. Which means that > you certainly MUST gimme > gimme gimme Jfiles discs. Ooooh-taaaayyyy!* Hhahahahaa flattery gets you everywhere. I suppose I get your address for stalking purposes out of it. Nathan. ===== "Hi, you've phoned the Speech Pathology Department. We can't talk right now." "And all the pretty people that I used to see Have died or moved away Or they're in recovery" - - 'I Can Drive', Shakespears Sister ___________________________________________________________________ Yahoo! Web Hosting - establish your business online http://webhosting.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 10 Mar 2003 20:12:28 -0800 (PST) From: Nathan "®" Subject: Re: [oztori] Typical, expected Dent responses to the 'articles'... Jonzezki Jazmina wrote: > ok, sorry, but *kicks some of the people who dissed > the @forumz-ers* > don't diss them all. some of them are good friends > of mine! well why not americaniZe your name then and change it to Jaz? Naz. ===== "Hi, you've phoned the Speech Pathology Department. We can't talk right now." "And all the pretty people that I used to see Have died or moved away Or they're in recovery" - - 'I Can Drive', Shakespears Sister ___________________________________________________________________ Yahoo! Web Hosting - establish your business online http://webhosting.yahoo.com ------------------------------ End of oztori-digest V3 #72 ***************************