From: owner-oztori-digest@smoe.org (oztori-digest) To: oztori-digest@smoe.org Subject: oztori-digest V3 #51 Reply-To: oztori@smoe.org Sender: owner-oztori-digest@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-oztori-digest@smoe.org Precedence: bulk oztori-digest Saturday, February 15 2003 Volume 03 : Number 051 Today's Subjects: ----------------- [oztori] #costori [AndrewR ] [oztori] Why Tori needs to ditch 99% of her crew, and hire ppl such as Andrew and myself... [Nathan "®" ] Re: [oztori] I am milk.. I am red-hot kitchen [Dylan Plant Subject: [oztori] #costori I'm gonna venture into #oztori now. if anyone cares ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 14 Feb 2003 18:04:21 -0800 (PST) From: Nathan "®" Subject: [oztori] Why Tori needs to ditch 99% of her crew, and hire ppl such as Andrew and myself... 'tis not healthy to be around ppl who kiss your ass all day - just look at Michael Jackson. Tori needs a few 'reality checks', namely: - - you need to fire Mark as your sound guy. Business & relationships don't work honey. - - get Eric Rosse back & learn a few production tips. Pay special attention to what he does with the vocals. - - Either get a vocal coach or accept the limitations of your larynx - those high notes are a struggle for you now, babe. - - Ditch the echo on your "live" performances. We heard it once, which was enough :) - - A large portion of your audience is annoying. Why do you encourage them with acts such as saying "I love you" back to them, and continuing to do your stupid meet & greets? - - Everyone knows you like shoes & wine. It wouldn't hurt to find something else to talk about. - - The band didn't work for Y Kant Tori Read, so what makes you think it works now? - - We know you like to make your performances 'moving' and 'emotional'... but watching a grown woman nearly in tears singing just smacks of 'she needs therapy'. You're rich enough to afford it. lol... Of course I'm exaggerating a tad here.. but only a tad. This latest spat was actually brought about by listening to a recent Landslide live in London mp3 - twas v.nice till the last minute or so where she put on that horrible nasal/whiny/almost-in-tears/gasp-for-breath-loudly/chidish voice. Nathan. ===== "The fact that I have effectively wasted 6 years of my life on Speech Pathology makes me feel physically sick, like I am going to throw up right here on the floor and then have some kind of epileptic fit. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I am so fucking DUMB to have believed and even wanted to do this job." - - Celia, 11th November, 2002. _____________________________________ Yahoo! Shopping - Send Flowers for Valentine's Day http://shopping.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 15 Feb 2003 14:01:32 +1100 (EST) From: =?iso-8859-1?q?Julian=20P?= Subject: Re: [oztori] Why Tori needs to ditch 99% of her crew, and hire ppl such as Andrew and myself... Nathan . wrote: >twas v.nice till the last minute or so where she put >on that horrible >nasal/whiny/almost-in-tears/gasp-for-breath-loudly/chidish >voice. Oh, you mean her Kate Bush voice?? ;-) J - --------------------------------- Yahoo! Mobile - - Exchange IMs with Messenger friends on your Telstra or Vodafone mobile phone. ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 14 Feb 2003 19:08:42 -0800 (PST) From: Nathan "®" Subject: Re: [oztori] Why Tori needs to ditch 99% of her crew, and hire ppl such as Andrew and myself... Julian P wrote: > Nathan . wrote: > >twas v.nice till the last minute or so where she > put > >on that horrible > >nasal/whiny/almost-in-tears/gasp-for-breath-loudly/chidish > >voice. > > Oh, you mean her Kate Bush voice?? > ;-) Nah, I actually meant her Michael Jackson voice ;) N. ===== "The fact that I have effectively wasted 6 years of my life on Speech Pathology makes me feel physically sick, like I am going to throw up right here on the floor and then have some kind of epileptic fit. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I am so fucking DUMB to have believed and even wanted to do this job." - - Celia, 11th November, 2002. _____________________________________ Yahoo! Shopping - Send Flowers for Valentine's Day http://shopping.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 15 Feb 2003 13:57:37 +1000 From: AndrewR Subject: Re: [oztori] Why Tori needs to ditch 99% of her crew, and hire ppl such as Andrew and myself... hey don't lump me in with your sorry ass! :o) At 06:04 PM 14/02/2003 -0800, Nathan =?UNKNOWN?B?rg==?= wrote: >[snip] lol! You should SERIOUSLY post that at the ex-dent forums! It'd be like shaking a bee-hive! :o) >lol... Of course I'm exaggerating a tad here.. but >only a tad. > >This latest spat was actually brought about by >listening to a recent Landslide live in London mp3 - >twas v.nice till the last minute or so where she put >on that horrible >nasal/whiny/almost-in-tears/gasp-for-breath-loudly/chidish >voice. Maybe she's going through "the menopause" ;o) Wait for lyrics about getting hot etc. :o) ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 14 Feb 2003 20:03:30 -0800 (PST) From: Nathan "®" Subject: Re: [oztori] Why Tori needs to ditch 99% of her crew, and hire ppl such as filthpigmelb and teddybehr... AndrewR wrote: > lol! You should SERIOUSLY post that at the ex-dent > forums! It'd be like > shaking a bee-hive! :o) I would... 'cept 'tseems atforumz.com ain't working atm?! > Maybe she's going through "the menopause" ;o) > > Wait for lyrics about getting hot etc. :o) Then she can do that awful "Hurt" improv ever-so-loosely based on NIN's Hurt... and re-title it "Hrrrt" (HRT - Hormone Replacement Therapy)... only it may as well already be titled that given her awful stupid American rhotacization of the vowel there... grrrrr. Nathan. ===== "The fact that I have effectively wasted 6 years of my life on Speech Pathology makes me feel physically sick, like I am going to throw up right here on the floor and then have some kind of epileptic fit. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I am so fucking DUMB to have believed and even wanted to do this job." - - Celia, 11th November, 2002. _____________________________________ Yahoo! Shopping - Send Flowers for Valentine's Day http://shopping.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 14 Feb 2003 20:06:19 -0800 (PST) From: Nathan "®" Subject: [oztori] "I Wanna Get Back With You" appreciation thread (yes, I know... how ex-dent forumz of me @ the subject heading...) Sign here if you not-so-secretly love the Tom Jones/Tori "duet" [sic], "I Wanna Get Back With You"! Just give it one more try ;) Nathan. ===== "The fact that I have effectively wasted 6 years of my life on Speech Pathology makes me feel physically sick, like I am going to throw up right here on the floor and then have some kind of epileptic fit. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I am so fucking DUMB to have believed and even wanted to do this job." - - Celia, 11th November, 2002. _____________________________________ Yahoo! Shopping - Send Flowers for Valentine's Day http://shopping.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 15 Feb 2003 15:23:19 +1100 From: Dylan Plant Subject: Re: [oztori] Melbourne Meet! Hey ho nonny no ( I have no idea why i just typed that, twas in my head!) Howsabout Saturday lunchish meet up @ Flinders St Station on the steps unda da clocks? Now I know Nayth ain't gonna get off his fat butt and come on up (Hey if the truth hurts lovey), Dan?, Jennifer Teapot? Erm....i'm sure there's someone I've forgotten..... DYlan PS Where Frente really in that episode of Buffy I just watched on Fox 8????? AndrewR wrote: > I've mention this before over the last couple of months and the day is > coming up fast!! > > I'll be in Melbournia on Friday the 28th, Saturday the 1st and Sunday > the 2nd. > > Friday's out and Sunday's out. > > I thought we could have a meet up!! > > I can't remember how many Melbournites/Geelonguns are on the list but > pipe up! > > > Firstly Saturday sometime would be good. > I don't know Melbourne from a bar of soap. > Meet up somewhere central as I think I'm staying in town somewhere. > Somewhere easy to find. > Somewhere cool. Something like a cafe. With nice food :) > > So suggestions people mmmkay? :) > > Andrew ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 15 Feb 2003 15:26:18 +1100 From: Dylan Plant Subject: Re: [oztori] I am milk.. I am red-hot kitchen >No. Hey you non VIC ppl wouldn't get the ad I'm >referring to below.. but OMG there's this *really* >cool (imnsho) ad on TV in VIC atm which is a piss-take >of 80's Perfect Match - featuring 2 melb radio >personalities - and the chick (Tracy Bartram [sp?]) >looks SO cool with 80's hair, bright purple dress, >white handbag, etc.!!! The only thing worth watching >on TV. > > > > That would be Tracy and Matt in the morning on MMM I think...Tracy also made an appearance at the Pride March Sunday fortnight ago (Melbourne's version of the Mardi Gras) - she sooo should have turned up in that outfit she wore for the ad....tres camp! ROFL....And I also saw Merman Dan there too...with very green hair!!! Dylan PS I now live in Sth Yarra...not that far from aforementioned Dan....am going to be at the (s)xchange 2nite....woohoo...not.... ------------------------------ End of oztori-digest V3 #51 ***************************