From: owner-oztori-digest@smoe.org (oztori-digest) To: oztori-digest@smoe.org Subject: oztori-digest V3 #49 Reply-To: oztori@smoe.org Sender: owner-oztori-digest@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-oztori-digest@smoe.org Precedence: bulk oztori-digest Thursday, February 13 2003 Volume 03 : Number 049 Today's Subjects: ----------------- Re: [oztori] "Getting To Know the more under sides of Audrie." [=?iso-885] [oztori] are you a sad tori fan [AndrewR ] Re: [oztori] are you a sadistic tori fan [Nathan "®" ] RE: [oztori] half of Dylan Plant: "Getting To Know You" ["Rachael" Subject: Re: [oztori] "Getting To Know the more under sides of Audrie." ROFL!!! i hadn't even realised it could be misconstrued lol told ya i was pooped! altho i guess it was on the to do list... ewwwww... *goes and sits in a corner for being gross* auds --- Rebecca Appleton wrote: > On Tue, 11 Feb 2003 15:31:11 +0000 (GMT), Audrie Tiong wrote: > >12. How are you today? > >- Pooped. Work, haircut, dinner, collapsed. > > Tee hee! Reading quickly through this, looking at the answers and > not the questions, I thought the above was a list of what you'd done > today. Including the first word. *lol* > > ~Becc :) > > -- > www.crappism.org Everything you'll ever need on one web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts http://uk.my.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 12 Feb 2003 19:51:04 +1000 From: AndrewR Subject: [oztori] are you a sad tori fan At 01:10 PM 12/02/2003 +0800, ennui wrote: >[being a sad tori fan and consequently wishing >to find a bit of tori in everything {except maybe my soup} ] ) Well where do you think they get the red colour for tomato soup?? >highly unlikely tori reference three: > >ahh I can't think of any others.. there's a Tori in Sailor Moon, isn't >there? :) Tori Spelling? NoTORIous B.I.G. ("Boys For Pele" Is Great) ;o) ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 12 Feb 2003 01:59:28 -0800 (PST) From: Nathan "®" Subject: Re: [oztori] are you a sadistic tori fan AndrewR wrote: > Well where do you think they get the red colour for > tomato soup?? Actually I know that for some food colourings, namely no's 120 (def) and 163 (I think), the obtain the colour from crushing little insects... heheh. So tell that to your veges. I'm an insectarian :) > Tori Spelling? NoTORIous B.I.G. ("Boys For Pele" Is > Great) ;o) Boys-for-pele is Gag-worthy :) Nathan. ===== "The fact that I have effectively wasted 6 years of my life on Speech Pathology makes me feel physically sick, like I am going to throw up right here on the floor and then have some kind of epileptic fit. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I am so fucking DUMB to have believed and even wanted to do this job." - - Celia, 11th November, 2002. _____________________________________ Yahoo! Shopping - Send Flowers for Valentine's Day http://shopping.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 12 Feb 2003 20:02:42 +1000 From: AndrewR Subject: Re: [oztori] "Getting To Know the more under sides of Audrie." At 08:21 AM 12/02/2003 +0000, Audrie Tiong wrote: >ROFL!!! i hadn't even realised it could be misconstrued lol told ya i was >pooped! > >altho i guess it was on the to do list... ewwwww... *goes and sits in a corner >for being gross* > >auds *sends you to www.gaydar.com.au/washmecleandady* ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 12 Feb 2003 20:01:34 +1000 From: AndrewR Subject: Re: [oztori] "Getting To Know Nathan's Inner Child (that he just ate)." At 10:45 PM 11/02/2003 -0800, Nathan =?UNKNOWN?B?rg==?= wrote: To let me use the tired old internet acronym: ROTFLMAO!! :o) Very funny nayf. > > 5. What was the last thing you ate? > >A small child. I told you you were "Fat Bastard" > > 6. If you were a crayon, what colour would you be? > >Infra-red. LOL! Suede... > > 7. Where do you plan to go on your honeymoon? > >Depends on where Perfect Match sends me. Perfect Match? I'd thought you'd be more of a STUDS man :o) > > 8. How is the weather right now? > >I'm inside. Don't know. > > 9. Last person you talked to on the phone? > >The phone-banking machine. liar! It was the time-guy > > 10. First thing you notice about the opposite sex? > >How well their facial hair is groomed. Get your hands of me you damned dirty ape! > > 13.Your favourite drink? > >Breast milk. LOL! I remember an episode of Jerry Springer with guys who liked Breast milk and this one woman came out with a champagne glass filled with her? breast milk!! LOL! > > 14. Your favourite alcoholic drink? > >Kahlua & breast milk. I thought Kahlua WAS breast milk! :) "You said dog or higher!" > > 17. What's the next CD you're going to buy? > >Nikki Webster: The Early Years. What about Nikki Webster Life from the womb! > > 18. Hair colour? > >Could be red or green... I can't tell as I'm >colour-blind. Do 'cuffs' match 'collar'? > > 19. Eye Colour? > >Bloodshot & bruised. Sounds like a name of a band, or your BDSM club > > 24. Last movie you watched? > >We all know it was American Pie (but why you went was undisclosed) > > 29. Hugs or Kisses? > >Spanks. > > > 30. Relationship or one night stands? > >One-night sits. > > > 31. Chocolate or vanilla? > >Vanilla Ice. CLASSIC! :) >Nathan. ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 12 Feb 2003 03:30:16 -0800 (PST) From: Nathan "®" Subject: [oztori] I am milk.. I am red-hot kitchen AndrewR wrote: > To let me use the tired old internet acronym: > ROTFLMAO!! :o) A friend & I (yes, another one of those 'friends' of mine who seem to be popping up like mushrooms... 'tho this is a 'friend' I've referred to b4 on here) said once in an e-mail dat he was "really LOL-ing" & that "there needs to be an acronym for when you are *really* laughing out loud". I suggested "RLOL!" (really laughing-out-loud). Any takers? > > > 6. If you were a crayon, what colour would you > be? > > > >Infra-red. > > LOL! Suede... Concertina... > > > 7. Where do you plan to go on your honeymoon? > > > >Depends on where Perfect Match sends me. > > Perfect Match? I'd thought you'd be more of a STUDS > man :o) No. Hey you non VIC ppl wouldn't get the ad I'm referring to below.. but OMG there's this *really* cool (imnsho) ad on TV in VIC atm which is a piss-take of 80's Perfect Match - featuring 2 melb radio personalities - and the chick (Tracy Bartram [sp?]) looks SO cool with 80's hair, bright purple dress, white handbag, etc.!!! The only thing worth watching on TV. > > > 10. First thing you notice about the opposite > sex? > > > >How well their facial hair is groomed. > > Get your hands of me you damned dirty ape! I was going to say 'crotch-bulge', but thought I'd refrain. > > > 13.Your favourite drink? > > > >Breast milk. > > LOL! > > I remember an episode of Jerry Springer with guys > who liked Breast milk and > this one woman came out with a champagne glass > filled with her? breast > milk!! LOL! That is taking the 'adult baby' thing a step too far. > > > 19. Eye Colour? > > > >Bloodshot & bruised. > > Sounds like a name of a band, or your BDSM club Thanks andrew.. you've just given me an alternative career idea! Start up my own bdsmf (no prizes for guessing what 'f' might stand for) club! > > > 24. Last movie you watched? > > > >We all know it was American Pie (but why you went > was undisclosed) lol... I actually went with said 'friend' as mentioned above. OK I think I did it b/c I was in 'omg I don't think I can stand this course anymore' at end of 3rd-year-uni mode & needed 'cheering up'. (oh yeah.. Amercian Pie just did the trick dandily) > > > 31. Chocolate or vanilla? > > > >Vanilla Ice. > > CLASSIC! :) Classic Chocolate/Vanilla? Isn't that one of the flavoured milk names? Nathan. ===== "The fact that I have effectively wasted 6 years of my life on Speech Pathology makes me feel physically sick, like I am going to throw up right here on the floor and then have some kind of epileptic fit. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I am so fucking DUMB to have believed and even wanted to do this job." - - Celia, 11th November, 2002. _____________________________________ Yahoo! Shopping - Send Flowers for Valentine's Day http://shopping.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 12 Feb 2003 03:33:56 -0800 (PST) From: Nathan "®" Subject: Re: [oztori] "Getting To Know the more under sides of Audrie." AndrewR wrote: > At 08:21 AM 12/02/2003 +0000, Audrie Tiong wrote: > >ROFL!!! i hadn't even realised it could be > misconstrued lol told ya i was > >pooped! > > > >altho i guess it was on the to do list... ewwwww... > *goes and sits in a corner > >for being gross* > > > >auds > > > *sends you to www.gaydar.com.au/washmecleandady* I was just thinking, that nick looks like 'washmecleanandy'. hahaha. If only they had drive-through car-wash-type things for the mind. Nathan. ===== "The fact that I have effectively wasted 6 years of my life on Speech Pathology makes me feel physically sick, like I am going to throw up right here on the floor and then have some kind of epileptic fit. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I am so fucking DUMB to have believed and even wanted to do this job." - - Celia, 11th November, 2002. _____________________________________ Yahoo! Shopping - Send Flowers for Valentine's Day http://shopping.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 13 Feb 2003 00:08:16 +1000 From: AndrewR Subject: Re: [oztori] red-hot kitsch At 03:30 AM 12/02/2003 -0800, Nathan =?UNKNOWN?B?rg==?= wrote: > > > > 6. If you were a crayon, what colour would you > > be? > > > > > >Infra-red. > > > > LOL! Suede... > >Concertina... Bah! I was thinking of 'absorption lines' :o) They are frayed. ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 11 Feb 2003 17:53:06 -0000 From: "Rachael" Subject: RE: [oztori] half of Dylan Plant: "Getting To Know You" - -----Original Message----- From: owner-oztori@smoe.org [mailto:owner-oztori@smoe.org]On Behalf Of AndrewR Sent: Tuesday, February 11, 2003 9:50 AM To: oztori@smoe.org Subject: Re: [oztori] half of Dylan Plant: "Getting To Know You" >> 14. Your favourite alcoholic drink? > Kahlua and Vanilla Cock - its alcoholic creamy soda!!! :) > I hope that was an intentional typing error! :o) nope...thats what he seriously calls it. in public. we went to Red Rooster (mmm i miss) for lunch and he almost asked for it. i stopped him. just in time. rachaelxxx im back btw. ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 13 Feb 2003 16:20:38 +1000 From: "Holly Williamson" Subject: [oztori] A Little Bit Interesting - caution: a Very Long Post Hi Everybody, OK, I have some very very very interesting information re tori & touring. I get on the toriamos.com chatroom most days now and spend a fair amount of time there. (I hate work, yes I do!) There are a lot of very very nice people there, and today when I went there there was somebody in there who hasn't been in there before. Everyone was chatting away and somebody said something about how they bet tori's little girl is probably the spitting image of tori. And this person that nobody knew said 'she's blonde, she looks like tori a lot, but has a lot of Mark in her as well'. I asked how she knew that and she avoided the question for ages & ages, til I messaged her privately to find out more. We were talking for ages & ages & ages, like about an hour& a half. Anyway, it turned out to be a chick called Rosalind who very grudgingly admitted that she slipped up, she shouldn't have said that she knew what Tash looked like. After lots more talking & me trying to get out of her how she knew what tash looked like, she admitted that she's the nanny that goes on tour with them. She just finished the tour in Europe and is in the USA at the moment on holidays with her family until the American tour starts over there, and then she's on tour again with them. She said she has her own little boy, he goes with them, as well as she looks after Tash, Marcel Van Limbeek's baby & another baby who belongs to one of the techies. She said it was her first time in the chat room, and that a few of the people that Tori knows get on there & on the forumz sometimes to 'keep an eye on things'. She said she's friends with Tori. She didn't care whether I believed her or not, but the stuff she was saying was very self-assured and seemed to be very casual and relaxed without giving too much away. So yes, I believe that it really was Rosalind Walker, Tash's on-tour nanny, that I was talking to. I asked the inevitable question: Is she touring Australia? She said that last she heard an Australian visit was definitely in the works, and that it wouldn't probably be a full-on tour, more like a couple of shows. She said it was in the works along with a visit to Hawaii and would probably happen after she does the UK festivals - which is after our winter. I really wish I could've cut & paste the chat, but I couldn't. It sounds hard to believe, but I honestly believe this girl was who she said she was. If you could read the chat, you would agree with me. When we were chatting, she said her name was Rosalind. After we finished talking, I checked the dent for any mentions of a Rosalind. On the Scarlet's Walk 'thank you & credit's page she thanks a Rosalind Walker, as part of the 'additional crew thanks'. It had to have been her. Anyway, I thought I'd share this with you. I hope you don't think I'm crazy. I am just soooo excited, and was absolutely spinning out when it was all happening!!! *don't throw things.* holly. _________________________________________________________________ Hotmail now available on Australian mobile phones. Go to http://ninemsn.com.au/mobilecentral/hotmail_mobile.asp ------------------------------ End of oztori-digest V3 #49 ***************************