From: owner-oztori-digest@smoe.org (oztori-digest) To: oztori-digest@smoe.org Subject: oztori-digest V3 #46 Reply-To: oztori@smoe.org Sender: owner-oztori-digest@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-oztori-digest@smoe.org Precedence: bulk oztori-digest Monday, February 10 2003 Volume 03 : Number 046 Today's Subjects: ----------------- [oztori] Your mission ... [=?iso-8859-1?q?Julian=20P?= ] [oztori] ebay sales and kate bush karaoke [=?iso-8859-1?q?Daniel?= ] [oztori] Tori .... DISCUSS ["Bindy ." ] Re: [oztori] Tori .... DISCUS-throwing contest [Nathan "®" ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sun, 9 Feb 2003 20:42:40 +1100 (EST) From: =?iso-8859-1?q?Julian=20P?= Subject: [oztori] Your mission ... (should you chose to yadda yadda): head over to #oztori and entertain me, for I am bored. Failure to entertain me may result in me studying. And nobody wants that to happen, believe me. The time is about 8.40pm AEST. So that's 7.40pm for you Qld people ... you'd all be late for your own funerals I tells ya! :-) Jules - --------------------------------- Yahoo! Greetings - - Send some online love this Valentine's Day. ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 9 Feb 2003 05:00:59 -0800 (PST) From: Nathan "®" Subject: [oztori] OT: Topic for debate 'Madonna looks like she had a bath in cheese before making the Music video clip'. Dicuss. Nathan. ===== "The fact that I have effectively wasted 6 years of my life on Speech Pathology makes me feel physically sick, like I am going to throw up right here on the floor and then have some kind of epileptic fit. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I am so fucking DUMB to have believed and even wanted to do this job." - - Celia, 11th November, 2002. _____________________________________ Yahoo! Mail Plus - Powerful. Affordable. Sign up now. http://mailplus.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 10 Feb 2003 08:23:49 +1100 (EST) From: =?iso-8859-1?q?Daniel?= Subject: [oztori] ebay sales and kate bush karaoke > I have some Tori stuff for sale (again) so anyone wanting to purchase should > go to: > > http://members.ebay.com/aboutme/arcanedevice/ awww crap i don't have an ebay login anymore :( which is probably a good thing, but i only want two items there...*sob* > Musicians needed urgently for Kate Bush night at the Alliance Hotel, > Brisbane... crap I wish it was in Sydney I'd so be there! xoxo Dan ===== I want a table - no, just for one. But I know you do! I can see some from here! Okay, then say for two...no, there's only one. Don't you want my business? I will never come back here! http://www.livejournal.com/~scarydan http://movies.yahoo.com.au - Yahoo! Movies - - What's on at your local cinema? ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 9 Feb 2003 18:18:36 -0800 (PST) From: Nathan "®" Subject: [oztori] OT: 2nd topic for debate OK, I forwarded my previous e-mail (the 'did Madonna bathe in cheese before shooting the Music vid?' debate topic) to my friend who helped me come up with the theory, and he writes: - -------------------------------------------------------- > > 'Madonna looks like she had a bath in cheese before > > making the Music video clip'. > > > > Dicuss. > > > > Nathan. > > LMAO! NATHAN!!! U r mad! LOL Forward me any responses! After this topic, you should say: "Cher should change her name by deed poll to 'Sugar', but still pronounce it 'Cher'" Discuss. - -------------------------------------------------------- OK, so the second topic here for debate is: "Should Cher change her name by deed poll to 'Sugar', but still pronounce it 'Cher'"? (ie, imagine how an American would say 'sugar' quickly without really pronouncing the 'g' - it sounds like Cher). I want to hear your opinions dammit! WRITE something! Nathan. ===== "The fact that I have effectively wasted 6 years of my life on Speech Pathology makes me feel physically sick, like I am going to throw up right here on the floor and then have some kind of epileptic fit. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I am so fucking DUMB to have believed and even wanted to do this job." - - Celia, 11th November, 2002. _____________________________________ Yahoo! Mail Plus - Powerful. Affordable. Sign up now. http://mailplus.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 10 Feb 2003 13:32:42 +1000 From: "Bindy ." Subject: [oztori] Tori .... DISCUSS In response to Nayth's comment about Madonna and the cheese factory, I think Madonna just had too much yee-haa juice in the making of Music and needed to get in touch with her boot-scootin' side. On the topic of video clips. How about Tori's? Have you nicked your legs whilst shaving and licked the blood? Do you like rats? Could you deal with them crawling all over you? Have you ever wanted a chair the moves by itself amongst leaves? Have you wanted to scream at Tori for burning such a purty piano? I am bored at work .... brain has entered into the void of disfunctional. ~Bindy Go to: http://www.livejournal.com/users/cancerian/ for Ramblings From The Moon Child _________________________________________________________________ MSN Instant Messenger now available on Australian mobile phones. Go to http://ninemsn.com.au/mobilecentral ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 9 Feb 2003 19:43:46 -0800 (PST) From: Nathan "®" Subject: Re: [oztori] Tori .... DISCUS-throwing contest "Bindy ." wrote: > In response to Nayth's comment about Madonna and the > cheese factory, I think > Madonna just had too much yee-haa juice in the > making of Music and needed to > get in touch with her boot-scootin' side. Yeah but c'mon... LOOK @ her skin!! It's CHEESE! > On the topic of video clips. How about Tori's? > > Have you nicked your legs whilst shaving and licked > the blood? no but I gave myself a wee papercut this morn @ work & sucked the blood as I didn't have a tissue around (though with some clever thinking I decided to use my hankie). > Do you like rats? Can't say I've been close enough to one to make a decision. > Could you deal with them crawling > all over you? I doubt it. lol maybe I should add that as a fetish to my gaydar page ;) Got any other suggestions while I'm addit? > Have you ever wanted a chair the moves by itself > amongst leaves? YES that would be sooooo cool! > Have you wanted to scream at Tori for burning such a > purty piano? Not really.. but yeah now that you mention it. She coulda given ME the piano. > I am bored at work .... brain has entered into the > void of disfunctional. 'tcertainly 'as there m'dear... DYSfunctional, babe. Nathan. ===== "The fact that I have effectively wasted 6 years of my life on Speech Pathology makes me feel physically sick, like I am going to throw up right here on the floor and then have some kind of epileptic fit. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I am so fucking DUMB to have believed and even wanted to do this job." - - Celia, 11th November, 2002. _____________________________________ Yahoo! Mail Plus - Powerful. Affordable. Sign up now. http://mailplus.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 10 Feb 2003 16:54:49 +1000 From: "Holly Williamson" Subject: [oztori] Snori.... DISCUSS-TING. Bindy wrote: > >On the topic of video clips. How about Tori's? >Have you nicked your legs whilst shaving and licked the blood? Yes, actually, but at the time I wasn't shaving my legs in a rusty bowl with milky water in the corner of my backyard, so I guess I can't relate. >Do you like rats? Could you deal with them crawling all over you? No, no, I couldn't. I admit it. >Have you ever wanted a chair the moves by itself amongst leaves? Yes. Motion sickness is one of my favourite experiences, please. >Have you wanted to scream at Tori for burning such a purty piano? We-eellll........ yes. Yes. Further to Bindy's profound questions: Have you ever been kidnapped by a 4-fingered dude and managed not only to escape, but to run through a forest blindfolded without tripping over a single thing? Have you ever worn a one-piece electric blue velvet suit and looked happy about it? Have you ever found yourself trapped in a plastic room and had to burn your way out? Have you ever cooked a cowboy in a pot whilst you and your fellow flakey friends have pranced around erecting your lipstick tubes? and finally... Have you eaten at a dinner table lately with a bunch of piglets and a little dude with incredibly vampire-reminiscent teeth? (Not to mention there's a freaky old guy around somewhere, but you just don't know where...) If so, send your unbelievable stories to: oztori@smoe.org to win an incredible prize!!! You may already be a winner/weiner! ;-) holly. _________________________________________________________________ MSN Instant Messenger now available on Australian mobile phones. Go to http://ninemsn.com.au/mobilecentral ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 9 Feb 2003 23:27:54 -0800 (PST) From: Nathan "®" Subject: Re: [oztori] Whori.... DISCUSS-TING. Holy Vile-liamson wrote: > Have you eaten at a dinner table lately with a bunch > of piglets They are such filthy piglets, aren't they? ;) npimh: Familiar Feelings - Moloko Nathan. ===== "The fact that I have effectively wasted 6 years of my life on Speech Pathology makes me feel physically sick, like I am going to throw up right here on the floor and then have some kind of epileptic fit. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I am so fucking DUMB to have believed and even wanted to do this job." - - Celia, 11th November, 2002. _____________________________________ Yahoo! Mail Plus - Powerful. Affordable. Sign up now. http://mailplus.yahoo.com ------------------------------ End of oztori-digest V3 #46 ***************************