From: owner-oztori-digest@smoe.org (oztori-digest) To: oztori-digest@smoe.org Subject: oztori-digest V3 #42 Reply-To: oztori@smoe.org Sender: owner-oztori-digest@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-oztori-digest@smoe.org Precedence: bulk oztori-digest Thursday, February 6 2003 Volume 03 : Number 042 Today's Subjects: ----------------- Re: [oztori] Nathan's ass is laughing right off. [AndrewR ] RE: [oztori] Nathan's ass is not of the genus Equus [Nathan "®" ] Re: [oztori] nath's boner page ["Holly Williamson" ] Re: [oztori] nath's boner page [Nathan "®" ] Re: [oztori] nath's boner on his head ["Holly Williamson" ] Re: [oztori] nath's organ donor off his head [Nathan "®" ] [oztori] and it's time, time time on Nayth's hands.... [ot really] [Natha] ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Wed, 05 Feb 2003 18:28:35 +1000 From: AndrewR Subject: Re: [oztori] Nathan's ass is laughing right off. At 01:40 AM 5/02/2003 +0000, Matty Vines wrote: > > Thanks matty, re filthpigmelb, I haven't had the utter kinky pleasure of > > getting on that website to view yet. My question was more 'is > Filthpigmelb > > a member of this list?' 'How did Nathan find out about > filthpigmelb?' 'is > > filthpigmelb a best friend of nathan?' >********.... awfully enough, he's not, but they still won't forget him >anyway. He's nayth's kinky fan ta C :P.. Oooh naythy ooooh... Filthpigmelb >is NOT a member o fthis list cuz if he was i woulda ran the other way by >now so he's not. Nayth found out due to someone who will remain anonymous >on this list, who was unforunate enough to have the nick of "garbageboi".. >filthpig messaged this member inquiring if he was interested in "filth".. >and so the legend goes.. Poor member. Should have responded... "no, recycling". ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 5 Feb 2003 01:45:58 -0800 (PST) From: Nathan "®" Subject: RE: [oztori] Nathan's ass is genius ennui wrote: > Holly:: > >Thanks matty, re filthpigmelb, I haven't had the > utter kinky pleasure of > >getting on that website to view yet. My question > was more 'is Filthpigmelb > >... a best friend of nathan?' > > ohhh grrrooossss! - I don't think even filthpigmelb > is *that* depraved :P ...and @ this point I make my "Mr (insert your first name) Kerr, you really hurt my feelings there/how could you be so mean to me on-list? (mmmm but off-list is OK :)/you've now made my day/week/year turn sour/how could you" over-sensitive-oztorian-who-doesn't-quite-know-how-to- interpret-'darker'-humour hissyfit. In other news... I've got a headache... and am on #oztori atm (yes that's right, we now have an automatic teller machine) - ie, 8:47pm or thereabouts on Wednesday, 5th February 2003 a.D. Nathan. ===== "The fact that I have effectively wasted 6 years of my life on Speech Pathology makes me feel physically sick, like I am going to throw up right here on the floor and then have some kind of epileptic fit. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I am so fucking DUMB to have believed and even wanted to do this job." - - Celia, 11th November, 2002. _____________________________________ Yahoo! Mail Plus - Powerful. Affordable. Sign up now. http://mailplus.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 5 Feb 2003 02:26:42 -0800 (PST) From: Nathan "®" Subject: RE: [oztori] Nathan's ass is not of the genus Equus Holly Williamson wrote: > LMAO! NathPigMelb....hm. Actually I think you'll find it's Naythbehr :) Nathan. ===== "The fact that I have effectively wasted 6 years of my life on Speech Pathology makes me feel physically sick, like I am going to throw up right here on the floor and then have some kind of epileptic fit. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I am so fucking DUMB to have believed and even wanted to do this job." - - Celia, 11th November, 2002. _____________________________________ Yahoo! Mail Plus - Powerful. Affordable. Sign up now. http://mailplus.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 5 Feb 2003 05:21:04 -0800 (PST) From: Nathan "®" Subject: [oztori] my gaydar page lmao http://www.gaydar.co.uk/washmecleandady You have been warned. n. ===== "The fact that I have effectively wasted 6 years of my life on Speech Pathology makes me feel physically sick, like I am going to throw up right here on the floor and then have some kind of epileptic fit. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I am so fucking DUMB to have believed and even wanted to do this job." - - Celia, 11th November, 2002. _____________________________________ Yahoo! Mail Plus - Powerful. Affordable. Sign up now. http://mailplus.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 06 Feb 2003 09:39:33 +1000 From: "Holly Williamson" Subject: Re: [oztori] nath's boner page >lmao > >http://www.gaydar.co.uk/washmecleandady > > >You have been warned. > >n. > roflmao!!!! you are the funniest dude, nath. Is that picture really you on your gaydar site? Are you gay? I didn't know. You should have told me years ago so I could have gotten over you & stopped pining for your body... you have heaps & heaps of time on your hands, don't you!? :-) holly. _________________________________________________________________ STOP MORE SPAM with the new MSN 8 and get 2 months FREE* http://join.msn.com/?page=features/junkmail ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 5 Feb 2003 16:13:47 -0800 (PST) From: Nathan "®" Subject: Re: [oztori] nath's boner page Holly Williamson wrote: > you are the funniest dude, nath. "You're soooooooooooo funny Nathan!" to quote my beloved Ceals who I'm sitting next to atm :} > Is that picture really you on your gaydar site? Yes. Ceals took it in one of our long photo-shoot sessions. > Are you gay? I was, but Celia changed that :) > you have heaps & heaps of time on your hands, don't > you!?:-) ...when my hands aren't busy pleasuring the female of the species. OK, Celia wishes to add: I think Nayth looks very sexy in that pic don't you? You must also be hot though Holz, I mean you share a name with my super-sexy cous Miss Valance. I'm sure that if you sing "Down Boy" to Nathan he might consider giving you some of that pleasure that he so readily bestows on me. Celia also astutely observed about half an hour ago: "How can anyone be friends with us when we're just, like, so above them?!" Couldn't have said it better myself. Nathan. ===== "The fact that I have effectively wasted 6 years of my life on Speech Pathology makes me feel physically sick, like I am going to throw up right here on the floor and then have some kind of epileptic fit. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I am so fucking DUMB to have believed and even wanted to do this job." - - Celia, 11th November, 2002. _____________________________________ Yahoo! Mail Plus - Powerful. Affordable. Sign up now. http://mailplus.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 06 Feb 2003 10:32:03 +1000 From: "Holly Williamson" Subject: Re: [oztori] nath's boner on his head Am currently LOL-ing at Nathan & his beloved Ceals: > > > Are you gay? > >I was, but Celia changed that :) > > > > you have heaps & heaps of time on your hands, don't > > you!?:-) > >...when my hands aren't busy pleasuring the female of >the species. > >OK, Celia wishes to add: > >I think Nayth looks very sexy in that pic don't you? >You must also be hot though Holz, I mean you share a >name with my super-sexy cous Miss Valance. I'm sure >that if you sing "Down Boy" to Nathan he might >consider giving you some of that pleasure that he so >readily bestows on me. > >Celia also astutely observed about half an hour ago: > >"How can anyone be friends with us when we're just, >like, so above them?!" > >Couldn't have said it better myself. > Haven't we already worked out that I AM Holly Valance?! Also, I often think that about friends & aboveness. I often think "Wowsa, I am the coolest. How can anyone even LOOK at me & feel ok? " lol holly. _________________________________________________________________ MSN 8 helps eliminate e-mail viruses. Get 2 months FREE*. http://join.msn.com/?page=features/virus ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 06 Feb 2003 13:30:15 +1000 From: AndrewR Subject: Re: [oztori] nath's boner kebab page At 09:39 AM 6/02/2003 +1000, Holly Williamson wrote: >>lmao >> >>http://www.gaydar.co.uk/washmecleandady >> >> >>You have been warned. >> >>n. noun? :) >roflmao!!!! you are the funniest dude, nath. Is that picture really you >on your gaydar site? Are you gay? I didn't know. You should have told >me years ago so I could have gotten over you & stopped pining for your body... > >you have heaps & heaps of time on your hands, don't you!? We all do (well Julian, Dan Nolan, Jas, Myself and Nathaniel - Ennui had left by then) on #oztori last night!) :) But it was indeed a product of Nathan's paprika ridden brain! :) ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 5 Feb 2003 21:50:24 -0800 (PST) From: Nathan "®" Subject: Re: [oztori] nath's organ donor off his head Holly Williamson wrote: > >"How can anyone be friends with us when we're just, > >like, so above them?!" > Also, I often think that about friends & aboveness. > I often think "Wowsa, I > am the coolest. How can anyone even LOOK at me & > feel ok? " > lol Hehehehe. I also have rare moments of insight & think, 'how can anyone put up with me!' Andrew R then wrote: > But it was indeed a product of Nathan's paprika > ridden brain! :) You know I don't even think I've had paprika... such a depri/aved life I lead ;) Nathan. ===== "The fact that I have effectively wasted 6 years of my life on Speech Pathology makes me feel physically sick, like I am going to throw up right here on the floor and then have some kind of epileptic fit. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I am so fucking DUMB to have believed and even wanted to do this job." - - Celia, 11th November, 2002. _____________________________________ Yahoo! Mail Plus - Powerful. Affordable. Sign up now. http://mailplus.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: 6 Feb 2003 07:24:54 -0000 From: "Matty Vines" Subject: [oztori] The Nayth and the beautiful Awwww... i hate. :P.. LOL.. Interesting profile you got there.. half true half not.. Far too much time on your hands.. Guess what rumour at school about me today is.. In Maths, Shannon passes me a note.. "Matt, are you OK? Is it true you're getting married to a 30 year old guy?"... *laughs*. Incredible, huh. If it's not one thing it's the other days.. Some days i'm married, other days i'm a prostitute.. I never did anything to you man..but no matter what i try you beat me with your bitter lies, so call me crazy hold me down...*sighs* Hugs, Matt. ******************************* "What did I last cry over? That I ordered pomme frites in fucking France and got steak fries like I was in Texas. I mean how fucked can you get? They were doing steak fries in Paris, because they thought that was kinda cool. That's just confused. That's like people in Memphis trying to do the polka. 'What are you doing?'" - Tori Amos ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 5 Feb 2003 23:38:37 -0800 (PST) From: Nathan "®" Subject: [oztori] and it's time, time time on Nayth's hands.... [ot really] Matty Vines (and Holly Williamson also basically) wrote: > Far too much time on your hands.. ...er, as I've said once before, the philosophical question here is: "Whom has the greater amount of time on their hands? He who apparently has too much time on his hands, or he who points out this 'fact' to another?" [write a thesis on that one in a few years' time Matty] Mmmmmmmmm guess I can't deny the 'time' thing.. but really.. I (usually) think pretty quickly... so it's not like I spent half a day on that gaydar page. (well not really). Nathan. ===== "The fact that I have effectively wasted 6 years of my life on Speech Pathology makes me feel physically sick, like I am going to throw up right here on the floor and then have some kind of epileptic fit. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I am so fucking DUMB to have believed and even wanted to do this job." - - Celia, 11th November, 2002. _____________________________________ Yahoo! Mail Plus - Powerful. Affordable. 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