From: owner-oztori-digest@smoe.org (oztori-digest) To: oztori-digest@smoe.org Subject: oztori-digest V3 #35 Reply-To: oztori@smoe.org Sender: owner-oztori-digest@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-oztori-digest@smoe.org Precedence: bulk oztori-digest Friday, January 31 2003 Volume 03 : Number 035 Today's Subjects: ----------------- Re: [oztori] Holly Getting ready To Blow her town up ["Matty Vines" ] Re: [oztori] Getting To Blow Your doll up for those lonely nights at home. [Nathan "®" ] Re: [oztori] Purple, uh yellow, tellytubbie 'rain' [AndrewR ] [oztori] Anyone want Polly Harvey's underpants? [AndrewR ] [oztori] OMG OMG OMG OMG [Nathan "®" ] [oztori] don't you just hate it when you thought you might've gotten away with it ... but you didn't? [Za] Re: [oztori] Holly Getting ready To Blow her town up ["Holly Williamson" ] Re: [oztori] Getting Zac Ariel to Suck His Dummy Good... ["Holly Williams] Re: [oztori] Getting Zac Ariel to forgive me for starting this. ["Bindy .] Re: [oztori] Getting Zac Ariel to do cartwheels. ["Holly Williamson" Subject: Re: [oztori] Holly Getting ready To Blow her town up > What mean's speeeth pathologomist? Heya in Wock'am'ton we dun need ta spik > proper, so ya can go an' jump in da Fitzroy River! > > (it's a delicious world we live in.) > holly. ****Hol, holl. Where did you grow up? Sydney? LOL.. It really bugs you living in Wock ARE ton doesn't it :P heheheh.. It would drive me insane too. You should walk around handing out dictionaries with correct pronounciations.. Oh, you'd have to shout them literacy courses then, hey.. *wicked grin* Matty (who just got back from Pizza Hut interview.. god gimme a job, gimme, gimme gimme.) ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 30 Jan 2003 20:02:32 +1100 From: JOHN EMMET DOOLEY Subject: [oztori] Re: oztori-digest V3 #32 >As for the Vines, well I think its pretty narrow minded of people to >write them off just because they play two minute songs that sound like >Nirvana. I didnt write them off for playing songs like that at all. I like Nirvana and I I like short punchy rockers, and I didnt even say that I didn't like The Vines sound... I was simply commenting on my surprise at a bands sound changing from like Pink Floyd to like Nirvana in the course of 12 months. I like both styles but I just think its a shame that a band has seemingly had to compromise their sound to find it more successful afterwards. Read my initial statement, I didnt say they were copycats or unoriginal in style at all, only referred to two bands to describe the juxtaposition of their newer popular sound with their former sound. I didnt say anything about press or publicity either, I merely suggested that producers or someone taking a commercial interest in them may have told them to pull back their sound to make it more accessible. And yep, I have been in a band and am in the process of forming a brand new one at the moment. Our debut EP is going to be a journey through sound, r...... > > LOL was the 'rain' yellow by anychance? I hadn't considered that possibility... I guess at an event called "Cuntbash" you cant put behaviour like that past the guests can you? John - ----------------------- John Dooley 105 Isabella St Wingham NSW 2429 (02) 65505627 ------------------------------ Date: 30 Jan 2003 09:14:13 -0000 From: "Matty Vines" Subject: [oztori] fuck Fuck. I said FUCK. For the *second* time in my entire life, i said "Fuck" to my mother. FUCK. I just got a call from Pizza Hut, fuck them. No, i didn't get the fucking job. And they can go fuck themselves. Apparently because i didn't fucking give enough real life examples of how i deal with things and stuff. WELL IF THE INTERVIEWER HAD OF ASKED FOR THEM, MAYBE I WOULD HAVE GIVEN THEM. Fucking asshole. I don't want a job. and i'm crying and i'm angry and i'm hurt and i'm sick of it. Up until year 7 i was top of the class every year, came first in swimming. Then i get older and i can't do a fucking thing right. I'm crap at sport and i'm smart but not good enough to ever win anything. AND FOR GODS SAKE there were two positions available and only FOUR applicants and i FAILED. And i'm worthless and i'm shit and i'm cut and i'm hurt and i can't stop crying and i hate them and maybe i'll never be good enough and to quote kate bush: "I won't open boxes that I am not told to I'm not a Pandora I'm much more like That girl in the mirror Between you and me She don't stand a chance of Getting anywhere at all Not anywhere at all No, not a thing She can't have it all." ******************************* "What did I last cry over? That I ordered pomme frites in fucking France and got steak fries like I was in Texas. I mean how fucked can you get? They were doing steak fries in Paris, because they thought that was kinda cool. That's just confused. That's like people in Memphis trying to do the polka. 'What are you doing?'" - Tori Amos ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 30 Jan 2003 01:41:45 -0800 (PST) From: Nathan "®" Subject: Re: [oztori] Getting To Blow Your doll up for those lonely nights at home. By-golly-it's-Holly Williamson wrote: > If there was a degree called 'Bachelor of Tori > Amos', I would do it and ace > it. And become a lecturer. It would be a dream > come true. ;-) I have already awarded myself an honorary doctorate in Tori Amos studies :) > What mean's speeeth pathologomist? Heya in > Wock'am'ton we dun need ta spik > proper, so ya can go an' jump in da Fitzroy River! Don't laugh... I've seriously seen a case of a mom who complained about her son's lisp & wanted to fix it, yet didn't realise she had the *exact* same one herself. JOHN EMMET DOOLEY wrote: > I just think its a shame that a > band has seemingly had to compromise their sound to > find it more successful afterwards. Has anyone considered the possibility that Y Kant Tori Read was Tori's "true" sound, and she had to 'compromise' it by making Little Earthquakes. and everything else that came after, in order to sell? ;) > And yep, I have been in a band and am in the process > of forming a brand new one at the moment. Call it 'Y Kant John Hooley-Dooley'! Nathan. ===== "Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music." - -- Marcus Brigstocke, British Comedian ______________________________________________________________________ Yahoo! Mail Plus - Powerful. Affordable. Sign up now. http://mailplus.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 30 Jan 2003 01:47:17 -0800 (PST) From: Nathan "®" Subject: Re: [oztori] phuque Matty Vines spat: > Fuck. I said FUCK. For the *second* time in my > entire life, i said "Fuck" to my mother. FUCK. I > just got a call from Pizza Hut, fuck them. No, i > didn't get the fucking job. And they can go fuck > themselves. Apparently because i didn't fucking give > enough real life examples of how i deal with things > and stuff. WELL IF THE INTERVIEWER HAD OF ASKED FOR > THEM, MAYBE I WOULD HAVE GIVEN THEM. Fucking Maybe he's an oztori lurker, and just refused you the job to see if you'd have a 'hissy fit' on-line about it (and if you don't then you 'pass the test' & he offers you the job).. and then when he sees you have done so, he thinks.. "I was right about Matty after all!" :) Just a thought (right now) [oops - Tori content!] Nah... 'in all seriousness'.. and to be 'condescending' in your mind, 'something will come around' (to quote my mis-heard Kylie Minogue "Put Yourself In My Place" chorus lyrics - actual ones 'the circle will come around' - which I didn't realise were wrong till about late 2001). Nathan - trying to put himself in your place ;) ===== "Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music." - -- Marcus Brigstocke, British Comedian ______________________________________________________________________ Yahoo! Mail Plus - Powerful. Affordable. Sign up now. http://mailplus.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 30 Jan 2003 19:58:43 +1000 From: AndrewR Subject: Re: [oztori] Purple, uh yellow, tellytubbie 'rain' At 07:35 PM 29/01/2003 -0800, Nathan =?UNKNOWN?B?rg==?= wrote: >AndrewR wrote: > > > >only person in the world who could possibly get > > rained on while inside the > > >house... the roof has never leaked again since, and > > I have no idea how > > >that happened to this day... > > > > LOL was the 'rain' yellow by anychance? > >lol andrew your mind has become so warped :) Yeah, I know... no thanks to YOU! :o) Nah, I think it was pretty warped before that! :) ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 30 Jan 2003 20:02:17 +1000 From: AndrewR Subject: Re: [oztori] Getting To Know Your Email At 02:34 PM 30/01/2003 +1000, Holly Williamson wrote: >Andrew wrote: >'no, Isabelle and Zac, it's not lunchtime for >>>another 5 hours, ok???' >> >>So that's where Zac's got to! :o) > >Hee hee hee, yes, the elusive Zac Ariel has been holed up in my house, >talking like a 4-year-old and smearing chocolatey ice-cream all over my tv >screen. It's been fun. OMG the disadvantages of knowing someone IRL indeed, Bindy - cause now I have a mental picture. Zac's and adult baby? :o) LOL! That wasn't chocolate! :o) ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 30 Jan 2003 20:14:14 +1000 From: AndrewR Subject: Re: [oztori] friartuck At 09:14 AM 30/01/2003 +0000, Matty Vines wrote: > I just got a call from Pizza Hut, fuck them. No, i didn't get the > fucking job. And they can go fuck themselves. Apparently because i didn't > fucking give enough real life examples of how i deal with things and > stuff. WELL IF THE INTERVIEWER HAD OF ASKED FOR THEM, MAYBE I WOULD HAVE > GIVEN THEM. Fucking asshole. >I don't want a job. and i'm crying and i'm angry and i'm hurt and i'm sick >of it. Up until year 7 i was top of the class every year, came first in >swimming. Then i get older and i can't do a fucking thing right. I'm crap >at sport and i'm smart but not good enough to ever win anything. AND FOR >GODS SAKE there were two positions available and only FOUR applicants and >i FAILED. And i'm worthless and i'm shit and i'm cut and i'm hurt and i >can't stop crying and i hate them and maybe i'll never be good enough This IS Pizza Hut we are talking about... try and try again. Besides, I heard that that 'cheese crust' is not filled with... cheese. O_o And don't worry - evertying goes down the crapper after year 7 - that's why Tori was invented. :o) ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 30 Jan 2003 20:27:49 +1000 From: AndrewR Subject: [oztori] Anyone want Polly Harvey's underpants? They are auctioning off a lot of UK celebrities underwear... signed. A few of note... PJ Harvey, Sean Bean (Boromir in LotR), Victoria Beckham. It's to raise money for cancer research. http://www.bristolcancerhelp.org/stardraws.php ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 30 Jan 2003 02:33:48 -0800 (PST) From: Nathan "®" Subject: Re: [oztori] Anyone want Polly Harvey's underpants? AndrewR wrote: > They are auctioning off a lot of UK celebrities > underwear... signed. > > A few of note... PJ Harvey, Sean Bean (Boromir in > LotR), Victoria Beckham. ...surprised a 'signed' (read: fake) pair of Tori's ain't appeared on eBay. In other 'news'.. myself & JOHN EMMET "CAPS LOCK FETISH" DOOLEY (aka Drago) are on #oztori atm if anyone cares to join our frivollous (sp? I know that's wrong) fun. Nat. ===== "Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music." - -- Marcus Brigstocke, British Comedian ______________________________________________________________________ Yahoo! Mail Plus - Powerful. Affordable. Sign up now. http://mailplus.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 30 Jan 2003 20:46:32 +1000 From: AndrewR Subject: Re: [oztori] Anyone want Polly Harvey's underpants? At 02:33 AM 30/01/2003 -0800, Nathan =?UNKNOWN?B?rg==?= wrote: >AndrewR wrote: > > > They are auctioning off a lot of UK celebrities > > underwear... signed. > > > > A few of note... PJ Harvey, Sean Bean (Boromir in > > LotR), Victoria Beckham. > >...surprised a 'signed' (read: fake) pair of Tori's >ain't appeared on eBay. No, that police cop still has them. ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 30 Jan 2003 02:49:22 -0800 (PST) From: Nathan "®" Subject: [oztori] Someone smashed my window... AndrewR wrote: > >...surprised a 'signed' (read: fake) pair of Tori's > >ain't appeared on eBay. > > No, that police cop still has them. "WAIT A MINUTE..!!" Aren't you just Mr Clever Cloggs this evening?!??! Although The Big Picture clip begs the question to be asked - WTF was Tori's UNDERWEAR doing sitting in the car anyway?!??!! Maybe she had it there & trying to sell signed copies to YKTR fans ;) Nathan. ===== "Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music." - -- Marcus Brigstocke, British Comedian ______________________________________________________________________ Yahoo! Mail Plus - Powerful. Affordable. Sign up now. http://mailplus.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 30 Jan 2003 03:04:30 -0800 (PST) From: Nathan "®" Subject: [oztori] OMG OMG OMG OMG Rage are playing an ep of Countdown from 1987 this Saturday night which was hosted by none other than: ***************S'MAMFA FOX*********************!!! ...yet sadly they aren't playing any of her vids :( Nathan. ===== "Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music." - -- Marcus Brigstocke, British Comedian ______________________________________________________________________ Yahoo! Mail Plus - Powerful. Affordable. Sign up now. http://mailplus.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 31 Jan 2003 04:20:30 +1000 From: Zac Ariel Subject: [oztori] don't you just hate it when you thought you might've gotten away with it ... but you didn't? wow. so even though i post oh-so-rarely, i unwittingly become the topic of two threads. i'm scared :) *ahem* for the sake of having a reason to post, i decided to do that survey thingy -- please bear in mind that it's currently 3:42 am, so i wouldn't bother trying to read too much in to what i say ;) 1. WHAT TIME DO YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING? first up, what's morning? yay for shift work ... i get up no sooner than i absolutely positively have to be up, so anywhere between 8 am and 2 pm, really. see below regards favourite day of the week. 2. IF YOU COULD EAT LUNCH WITH ONE FAMOUS PERSON, WHO WOULD IT BE? i don't know really. possibly trent reznor. maybe bjork. someone like that - someone that i don't know overly much about, probably. 3. GOLD OR SILVER? silver if i have to. i don't wear jewelry as a general rule. 4. WHAT WAS THE LAST FILM YOU SAW AT THE CINEMA? harry potter 2, i think. before that i can't remember -- i'm not much of one for going to the cinema. (i've lost count of the number of films i've walked out on, simply because they bored the crap out of me..) 5. FAVOURITE TV SHOWS? none. i don't watch tv - it rots your brains :) 6. WHAT DO YOU HAVE FOR BREAKFAST? cereal, usually. but it's gotta be a smallish serving, usually washed down with some form of beverage (which may or may not be coffee) ... i find i can't eat much most of the time, but earlier on the day it's much worse - if i eat too much it won't stay down.. :( 7. WHAT WOULD YOU HATE TO BE LEFT IN A ROOM WITH? any form of arachnid. 8. CAN YOU TOUCH YOUR NOSE WITH YOUR TONGUE? err ... no. 9. WHAT INSPIRES YOU? everything and nothing. i like to think everyone has something 'inspirational' about them. this may or may not be a good thing. 10. WHAT'S YOUR MIDDLE NAME? what middle name? 11. BEACH, CITY, Or COUNTRY? city, and preferably one that's of a medium size and quite densely populated. i feel quite at home in melbourne, for example. 12. SUMMER OR WINTER? winter! coat weather.. ;) 13. FAVOURITE ICE CREAM? hmmmm.. this is a hard one. i'm a very big fan of cold rocks' double chocolate ice-cream with cookie dough mix-in ... yummeh :) 14. BUTTERED, PLAIN, OR SALTED POPCORN? *errrggghhhh* can't stand the stuff, thanks all the same 15. FAVOURITE COLOUR? i like a really rich metallic blue, or perhaps a british racing green, or a darkish silver ... see the question directly below :) 16. FAVOURITE CAR? so many to choose from! a quick list includes the nissan s15 silvia, toyotas series 2 (evo. 5) mr2, mercedes benz' amg sl55, chevrolet corvettes, dodge vipers... if it's a sports car with style and class, i'm more than likely interested. i definitely wouldn't mind that amg sl55, tho. 17. FAVOURITE SANDWICH FILLING? cheese, avocado, onion, cheese and tomato. toasted. salt and pepper. where's question 18? 19. WHAT CHARACTERISTICS DO YOU DESPISE? let me get my list! dishonesty is right up there, though. 20. FAVOURITE FLOWER? err, i dunno. not really much of a flower person, i guess. 21. IF YOU HAD A BIG WIN IN THE LOTTERY, HOW LONG WOULD YOU WAIT TO TELL PEOPLE? my friends? i wouldn't tell them -- but i'm sure they'd work it out after i turn up on their doorstep(s) with large and expensive presents :) then i'd stick whatever was left over in a high-interest-earning investment account and forget about it for a while. 22. FIZZY OR STILL WATER AS A DRINK? as in mineral water? i'm quite partial to carbonated - but it's gotta be a really, really good mineral water. examples of such are sanpellegrino (mmm..) and splitrock. 23. WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR BATHROOM? off-white-ish. 24. HOW MANY KEYS ON YOUR KEY RING? too many *counts* 6. one for work, one for a padlock i lost ages ago, one for the house, one for my room (don't ask), one for my aunt's garage and one for her house. but it's not the number of keys you should be worried about so much, it's the keyrings... :) 25. WHERE WOULD YOU RETIRE TO? considering that's something like 40/50-odd years away, i'd hope i don't have to make a decision on that yet.. 26. CAN YOU JUGGLE? IF YES HOW MANY? nope. 27. FAVOURITE DAY OF THE WEEK? as per above, i do shift work, so i don't have a favourite day - they are all (potentially) days in which i have to work. 28. RED OR WHITE WINE? normally i'd say red, but i've been developing a taste for white wine - - i really like a very good verdehlo. as far as reds go, penfolds do a stunning shiraz-grenache-mouverde... 29. WHAT DID YOU DO FOR YOUR LAST BIRTHDAY? worked. i think i went out, but i can't quite remember - this is (a) a bloody long time ago, and (b) something i don't care much about. 30. DO YOU CARRY A DONOR CARD? my license says that i am. why you'd want my body parts, i'd never know, but .. if it helps, i guess... - -- was that actually the end of the survey? z. - ---- zac ariel; web addict and dsl junkie m: 0414 229 299 e: zac@internode.on.net w: http://www.level21.net/ ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 31 Jan 2003 09:25:30 +1000 From: "Holly Williamson" Subject: Re: [oztori] Holly Getting ready To Blow her town up Matty wrote: >Subject: Re: [oztori] Holly Getting ready To Blow her town up LMAO! >****Hol, holl. Where did you grow up? Sydney? LOL.. It really bugs you >living in Wock ARE ton doesn't it :P Funny you should ask that. Ha ha. I grew up in Moura, which is a more hick-red-neck-yokelish town than Rockhampton! Moura is two hours WEST of Rocky and has a population of about 8,000 I think... and the closest town is called Banana, which has a service station. The end. However, I am allowed to judge the lack of culture in this town because I've spent the last 7 or so years on the BEAUTIFUL, GORGEOUS & COMPLETELY UNDERRATED Sunshine Coast! therefore, learned how to tawk more properer. xx holly. _________________________________________________________________ MSN 8 helps eliminate e-mail viruses. Get 2 months FREE*. http://join.msn.com/?page=features/virus ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 31 Jan 2003 09:29:53 +1000 From: "Holly Williamson" Subject: Re: [oztori] Getting Zac Ariel to Suck His Dummy Good... Andrew 'Porn-Lover' R wrote: > >OMG the disadvantages of knowing someone IRL indeed, Bindy - cause now I >have a mental picture. Zac's and adult baby? :o) > >LOL! That wasn't chocolate! :o) THAT IS GROSS. You are a disgusting, feral, yucky man. And I LOVE it!!!! ROFLMAO!!!! LAUGHING MY F**ING A** OFF!!! ha ha ha ha! _________________________________________________________________ MSN 8 with e-mail virus protection service: 2 months FREE* http://join.msn.com/?page=features/virus ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 31 Jan 2003 11:04:27 +1000 From: "Bindy ." Subject: Re: [oztori] Getting Zac Ariel to forgive me for starting this. Andy wrote: A>> OMG the disadvantages of knowing someone IRL indeed, Bindy - cause A>> now I have a mental picture. Zac's and adult baby? :o) A>> LOL! That wasn't chocolate! :o) ANDY!! Did you HAVE to? You've got some deep seeded psycological problems, pal! *shakes image out of head* H> THAT IS GROSS. You are a disgusting, feral, yucky man. And I LOVE H> it!!!! ROFLMAO!!!! LAUGHING MY F**ING A** OFF!!! Don't encourage him, Hols! I'm sorry Zac. It's THEIR fault! *points at Andy and Holly* I didn't, i wasn't ...... DOLLY DID IT!!! ~Bindy Go to: http://www.livejournal.com/users/cancerian/ for Ramblings From The Moon Child _________________________________________________________________ MSN 8 helps eliminate e-mail viruses. Get 2 months FREE*. http://join.msn.com/?page=features/virus ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 31 Jan 2003 11:37:54 +1000 From: "Holly Williamson" Subject: Re: [oztori] Getting Zac Ariel to do cartwheels. Bindy said > >H> THAT IS GROSS. You are a disgusting, feral, yucky man. And I LOVE >H> it!!!! ROFLMAO!!!! LAUGHING MY F**ING A** OFF!!! > >Don't encourage him, Hols! aawwww, but he's so FUNNY!! And he keeps cracking them out, one after the other, these days. Makes me smile! > >I'm sorry Zac. It's THEIR fault! *points at Andy and Holly* > >I didn't, i wasn't ...... DOLLY DID IT!!! Reminds me of that ad.... ' A Big Cow... PUSH-ED me!' snorble. hol _________________________________________________________________ Help STOP SPAM with the new MSN 8 and get 2 months FREE* http://join.msn.com/?page=features/junkmail ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 30 Jan 2003 18:25:26 -0800 (PST) From: Nathan "®" Subject: Re: [oztori] Getting Zac Ariel to Suck His Mummy Good... Holy Villiamson wrote: > Andrew 'Porn-Lover' R wrote: > > > >OMG the disadvantages of knowing someone IRL > indeed, Bindy - cause now I > >have a mental picture. Zac's and adult baby? :o) > > > >LOL! That wasn't chocolate! :o) > > THAT IS GROSS. You are a disgusting, feral, yucky > man. That he is :) I train 'em well, don't i? ;) But you forgot to add that he is filthy. Meanwhile... for all who have been wondering, I think I'm over my midlife crisis for this week =) I once again love work, my life, and all that other sappy shit :) I also got told this morning "you are exceptionally odd!" by a work colleague =) Nathan. ===== "Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music." - -- Marcus Brigstocke, British Comedian ______________________________________________________________________ Yahoo! Mail Plus - Powerful. Affordable. Sign up now. http://mailplus.yahoo.com ------------------------------ End of oztori-digest V3 #35 ***************************