From: owner-oztori-digest@smoe.org (oztori-digest) To: oztori-digest@smoe.org Subject: oztori-digest V3 #33 Reply-To: oztori@smoe.org Sender: owner-oztori-digest@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-oztori-digest@smoe.org Precedence: bulk oztori-digest Wednesday, January 29 2003 Volume 03 : Number 033 Today's Subjects: ----------------- Re: [oztori] Re: hottest 100 stuffs & i seem to be dissing nathan a lot lately but he's worthy of it :p ([oztori] Rala (or whoever it was) LIED!!! (*I think)) [] Re: [oztori] Getting to Know You email ["Matty Vines" ] Re: [oztori] Nayth's freakshow, yeh, yeah. ["Matty Vines" ] Re: [oztori] Getting to Know You email [=?iso-8859-1?q?Audrie=20Tiong?= <] [oztori] Is Holly Williamson the original name for Holly Valance? [Andrew] [oztori] Missy Misdamena Amos [AndrewR ] Re: [oztori] Getting to Know You email [Nadyne Mielke ] Re: [oztori] Getting to Know You email [=?iso-8859-1?q?Julian=20P?= Subject: Re: [oztori] Re: hottest 100 stuffs & i seem to be dissing nathan a lot lately but he's worthy of it :p ([oztori] Rala (or whoever it was) LIED!!! (*I think)) Jaz gnome wrote: > yeh, maybe tori only deserves 94 though...if she'd > come here she can have > the 93.. ;) lol. > OMG. Nathan, I'm gonng agree with you for once. Same > old same old, you > expect this country to change? i mean, let's take > you as an example Um thanks. > and um, Ms Dynamite is a single female vocalist, > so get your info right > and stop typing stuff which makes you look stupid, > we already know you are > ;) BTW, FYI, she's a Brit who's career is majorly > taking off in the past > year and is damn funky and funny, and has actually > played with Destiny's > Child sometime... Cool she must be good then! Nathan. ===== "Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music." - -- Marcus Brigstocke, British Comedian ______________________________________________________________________ Yahoo! Mail Plus - Powerful. Affordable. Sign up now. http://mailplus.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: 28 Jan 2003 09:57:20 -0000 From: "Matty Vines" Subject: Re: [oztori] Getting to Know You email "Bindy ." wrote: > Someone had to start the ball rolling to please the youngster. So here it > goes! *********Awww, thankyyooou. Now we're wise and know stuff.. I think you've started a revolution.. Hugs, Matty. xo ------------------------------ Date: 28 Jan 2003 10:04:00 -0000 From: "Matty Vines" Subject: Re: [oztori] Nayth's freakshow, yeh, yeah. Nayth wrote this so i'm just wasting a little time by replying with like three lines.. Hugs, Matty > > 7. WHAT WOULD YOU HATE TO BE LEFT IN A > > ROOM WITH? > > A big hairy spider that moved quickly. ********I also agree. Yuck. Eek. > > > 17. FAVOURITE SANDWICH FILLING? > > I don't eat sandwiches. Gimme breadrolls. ********I agree. gimme breadrolls. > Sorry, but they were boring q'ns. *****Well you do better, buddy. ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 28 Jan 2003 14:32:20 +0000 (GMT) From: =?iso-8859-1?q?Audrie=20Tiong?= Subject: Re: [oztori] Getting to Know You email > 1. WHAT TIME DO YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING? work days - 7:25am; every other day - any bloody time i please. > 2. IF YOU COULD EAT LUNCH WITH ONE FAMOUS PERSON, WHO WOULD IT BE? Shirley Manson. > 3. GOLD OR SILVER? silver. or better yet, white gold =P > 4. WHAT WAS THE LAST FILM YOU SAW AT THE CINEMA? Hero. > 5. FAVOURITE TV SHOWS? That 70's Show, Charmed, C.S.I., Law & Order, Scrubs etc. > 6. WHAT DO YOU HAVE FOR BREAKFAST? either 2 slices of toast or a bagel, both with light cream cheese. and half a glass of cranberry juice. > 7. WHAT WOULD YOU HATE TO BE LEFT IN A ROOM WITH? myself. i'd kill myself out of sheer boredom. > 8. CAN YOU TOUCH YOUR NOSE WITH YOUR TONGUE? not anymore. > 9. WHAT INSPIRES YOU? sadness, gladness, rain, loved ones... > 10. WHAT'S YOUR MIDDLE NAME? don't have one. only a Chinese name. > 11. BEACH, CITY, Or COUNTRY? City. > 12. SUMMER OR WINTER? Winter. > 13. FAVOURITE ICE CREAM? Baskin Robbin's Rocky Road. > 14. BUTTERED, PLAIN, OR SALTED POPCORN? buttered. > 15. FAVOURITE COLOUR? black or deep purple, or deep red. > 16. FAVOURITE CAR? i've always liked the Jeep Grand Cherokee and Range Rover. > 17. FAVOURITE SANDWICH FILLING? turkey, cranberry sauce, cream cheese, lettuce, tomatoes. > 19. WHAT CHARACTERISTICS DO YOU DESPISE? stupidity, ignorance, depravity... > 20. FAVOURITE FLOWER? daisies or poppies. > 21. IF YOU HAD A BIG WIN IN THE LOTTERY, HOW LONG WOULD YOU WAIT TO > TELL PEOPLE? i wouldn't. > 22. FIZZY OR STILL WATER AS A DRINK? still. > 23. WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR BATHROOM? black on the bottom half, white on the top. > 24. HOW MANY KEYS ON YOUR KEY RING? one. actually, i don't even use a key ring. > 25. WHERE WOULD YOU RETIRE TO? the UK. or anywhere freezing cold and gloomy. > 26. CAN YOU JUGGLE? IF YES HOW MANY? nope. > 27. FAVOURITE DAY OF THE WEEK? any day of the weekend cos that's when i see my man =D > 28. RED OR WHITE WINE? neither. > 29. WHAT DID YOU DO FOR YOUR LAST BIRTHDAY? had a dinner party with close friends. > 30. DO YOU CARRY A DONOR CARD? nope. > 31. WHO DO YOU LEAST EXPECT TO SEND THIS BACK TO YOU? dunno. > 32. WHO IS THE PERSON YOU EXPECT TO SEND THIS BACK FIRST refer above. Everything you'll ever need on one web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts http://uk.my.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 29 Jan 2003 01:25:02 +1000 From: AndrewR Subject: [oztori] Is Holly Williamson the original name for Holly Valance? At 07:15 AM 28/01/2003 +0000, Matty Vines wrote: >"What did I last cry over? That I ordered pomme frites in fucking France >and got steak fries like I was in Texas. I mean how fucked can you get? >They were doing steak fries in Paris, because they thought that was kinda >cool. That's just confused. That's like people in Memphis trying to do the >polka. 'What are you doing?'" - Tori Amos I gotta say, I *love* that quote! It's just SO true! :o) ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 29 Jan 2003 01:27:51 +1000 From: AndrewR Subject: [oztori] Missy Misdamena Amos At 11:26 PM 27/01/2003 -0800, Nathan =?UNKNOWN?B?rg==?= wrote: >SLG and ASF were released relatively 'late' in the >year, and thus near to the time of voting & hence >still 'fresh' in the mind of voters (and riggers >alike). Ditto Pro Widow remix making it into the >hottest 100 in '96. > >I find the Hottest 100 (or pre '99 when I actually >gave a slight damn about the thing) chart to always be >heavily skewed towards songs released in the latter >part of the year - just because ppl don't 'ave good >memories generally speaking. I, too remember - pre '99 when I gave a damn about it too - that the 'voting' list was rediculous - they left SO many 'popular' tracks off. I remember in 10 minutes I could come up with 100 extra tracks that weren't just one offs - they were played all the time - and yes most of these were from earlier in the year - so the people that write the voting form must also just do it from memory. Must have been 1997 or 1998 when I was listening to a lot of JJJ. Andrew ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 28 Jan 2003 10:05:22 -0800 (PST) From: Nadyne Mielke Subject: Re: [oztori] Getting to Know You email 1. WHAT TIME DO YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING? My first alarm goes off at 7:10, my second goes off at 7:30. I usually wake up somewhere between the two, and just let the second one play the radio while I'm wandering around getting ready. 2. IF YOU COULD EAT LUNCH WITH ONE FAMOUS PERSON, WHO WOULD IT BE? Henry Rollins. I Hank. 3. GOLD OR SILVER? Gold, I suppose. 4. WHAT WAS THE LAST FILM YOU SAW AT THE CINEMA? "Two Weeks Notice" with Hugh Grant and Sandra Bullock. It was a date movie. (blah( 5. FAVOURITE TV SHOWS? I don't watch television. I don't even own one. 6. WHAT DO YOU HAVE FOR BREAKFAST? Cereal, or maybe some tea and toast. Occasionally a bagel. (One of the few things I missed about the States when I was living in Sydney or Canberra was real bagels.) 7. WHAT WOULD YOU HATE TO BE LEFT IN A ROOM WITH? My old officemate. What a fuckwit. 8. CAN YOU TOUCH YOUR NOSE WITH YOUR TONGUE? If I could, I'd get a lot more dates. 9. WHAT INSPIRES YOU? A problem that needs to be solved. 10. WHAT'S YOUR MIDDLE NAME? Nadyne :) 11. BEACH, CITY, Or COUNTRY? City! 12. SUMMER OR WINTER? Summer. 13. FAVOURITE ICE CREAM? Ben and Jerry's Cherry Garcia. 14. BUTTERED, PLAIN, OR SALTED POPCORN? None of the above. Can't stand the stuff. 15. FAVOURITE COLOUR? Blue. 16. FAVOURITE CAR? Don't even get me started. There's so many that I would be happy owning. The cars that I'm currently considering include a used BMW Z3 (hey, they're cheap around here!), a used Mercedes SLK230 or SLK320, or a new Mercedes C230. 17. FAVOURITE SANDWICH FILLING? Chicken, mayo, tarragon, lettuce, onion, carrots. 19. WHAT CHARACTERISTICS DO YOU DESPISE? Stupidity, willful ignorance. Which means that living in America is a huge test of my patience. :P 20. FAVOURITE FLOWER? Lilies. 21. IF YOU HAD A BIG WIN IN THE LOTTERY, HOW LONG WOULD YOU WAIT TO TELL PEOPLE? Which people? My best friend would know within seconds. My parents would probably know within a couple of days. My boss would find out when I stopped showing up and/or demanded the position I really want. 22. FIZZY OR STILL WATER AS A DRINK? Still. I can't quite grasp the idea of drinking unflavoured carbonated water. 23. WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR BATHROOM? Walls are white, countertops are grey granite, towels are yellow. 24. HOW MANY KEYS ON YOUR KEY RING? I have three key rings. One just has my car key on it. Another has the key fob for the front door of my apartment complex and the garage, my apartment key, my mailbox key, and the key to the lock for my storage space. (I keep them on separate key rings because it's easier for when I have to use the key fob to drive into the garage.) The third has my work badge on it and my office key. 25. WHERE WOULD YOU RETIRE TO? I'm 26. Retirement isn't a consideration just yet. 26. CAN YOU JUGGLE? IF YES HOW MANY? Bwahahahahahahahaaha! 27. FAVOURITE DAY OF THE WEEK? Sunday, as long as I don't have to catch up on something at the office. 28. RED OR WHITE WINE? Red. I love shiraz. 29. WHAT DID YOU DO FOR YOUR LAST BIRTHDAY? Went to London. 30. DO YOU CARRY A DONOR CARD? My driving license lists me as an organ donor. 31. WHO DO YOU LEAST EXPECT TO SEND THIS BACK TO YOU? You. 32. WHO IS THE PERSON YOU EXPECT TO SEND THIS BACK FIRST You. ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 29 Jan 2003 09:29:27 +1100 From: "Will Johncock" Subject: Re: [oztori] Getting to Know You email >> >pps...now watch the flood of people who will answer this survey with a tori >> >reference included in every answer...*yawn* how very 1996 of you all. >> >> *yawn* and how very 1997 of you to point out how 1996 of us it is to answer with >> >> clever tori references. No lipgloss boost for you! >> :-) >> J >> ** pronounced One Cock ... I'm sure that Frodo and that horny little Sam guy are on >> the hunt for the One Cock too, to give them something to go with the One Ring ... but >> Sam will kill you if you try anything ... ;-) *yawn* and how very 1987 of you to make fun of my name haha but your response was cool in terms of the tori references. 1997 was very judgemental. hope i didn't insult your email address too much with my biting observation :-p will ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 29 Jan 2003 08:03:40 +0800 From: "ennui" Subject: RE: [oztori] 'Putting it my way but nicely' cut and snipped to bore you less: 2. IF YOU COULD EAT LUNCH WITH ONE FAMOUS PERSON, WHO WOULD IT BE? I too could eat Henry Rollins, but he's more a dinner course - Spongebob Squarepants for a lunch snack. 3. GOLD OR SILVER? Nup - one of those little rocks with goggle eyes stuck on. 4. WHAT WAS THE LAST FILM YOU SAW AT THE CINEMA? errrrrr... what was playing in 2001? Xmen or something 5. FAVOURITE TV SHOWS? SpongebobSquarepants, Angry Beavers, Rugrats, Hey Arnold - shall I just say "Nickelodeon and The History Channel"? 6. WHAT DO YOU HAVE FOR BREAKFAST? raspberry cordial 7. WHAT WOULD YOU HATE TO BE LEFT IN A ROOM WITH? a mosquito. anything even vaguely humanoid (although please DO leave me in a room with Alan Jones and a baseball bat) 8. CAN YOU TOUCH YOUR NOSE WITH YOUR TONGUE? no, but i can touch it with this other tongue i grabbed from the fridge... 9. WHAT INSPIRES YOU? divinity, and cravings for chocolate. 12. SUMMER OR WINTER? Sunter. 14. BUTTERED, PLAIN, OR SALTED POPCORN? When my mum made popcorn she always sprinkled icing sugar on it - i loooove icing sugar, hate popcorn though :) 19. WHAT CHARACTERISTICS DO YOU DESPISE? Sentience. 20. FAVOURITE FLOWER? Poppy. 23. WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR BATHROOM? Black metal. 25. WHERE WOULD YOU RETIRE TO? I am retired, so right here i guess. 26. CAN YOU JUGGLE? IF YES HOW MANY? why is juggling so interesting to people now?? i hate people who have more coordination than i (read: some coordination), and street performers are annoying. i can interpretive dance - i can interpret Tori & Tool & ChicksOnSpeed all at the same time while still conforming to strict Morris dancing rules, so beat that you crappy ball juggling bastards! :) 30. DO YOU CARRY A DONOR CARD? does anyone know if one can opt to donate organs while still alive (in Aust) yet? 31. WHO DO YOU LEAST EXPECT TO SEND THIS BACK TO YOU? Saddam Hussein. 32. WHO IS THE PERSON YOU EXPECT TO SEND THIS BACK FIRST smoe.org _ ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 29 Jan 2003 13:26:39 +1100 (EST) From: =?iso-8859-1?q?Julian=20P?= Subject: Re: [oztori] Getting to Know You email Will John cock? Will he?? wrote: >hope i didn't insult your email address too much with my >biting observation :-p Nah, 'tis fine. 'Sides, your comment wasn't so much 'biting' as it was 'gumming' ... like a nursing home resident on corn-on-the-cob day. ;-) J - --------------------------------- Yahoo! Movies - - What's on at your local cinema? ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 29 Jan 2003 13:30:01 +1100 (EST) From: =?iso-8859-1?q?Julian=20P?= Subject: Re: [oztori] Getting to Know You email And sorry also for making fun of your name, Will. If you would like, I'd be happy to send you a list of humorous ways to make fun of mine ... And I'm sure you can even think of a few yourself. It's only fair ... :-) J Julian P wrote:Will John cock? Will he?? wrote: >hope i didn't insult your email address too much with my >biting observation :-p Nah, 'tis fine. 'Sides, your comment wasn't so much 'biting' as it was 'gumming' ... like a nursing home resident on corn-on-the-cob day. ;-) J - --------------------------------- Yahoo! Movies - - What's on at your local cinema? - --------------------------------- Yahoo! Movies - - What's on at your local cinema? ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 29 Jan 2003 13:30:27 +1000 From: AndrewR Subject: Re: [oztori] Getting to Know You email At 09:29 AM 29/01/2003 +1100, Will Johncock wrote: >*yawn* and how very 1987 of you to make fun of my name How very 1994 of you to make fun of the eighties. :o) I predict in a few year the 1990's ragging will begin, and then in 2010 the 1990's nostalgia will kick in! :o) ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 29 Jan 2003 13:33:05 +1000 From: AndrewR Subject: RE: [oztori] 'Putting it my way but nicely' At 08:03 AM 29/01/2003 +0800, ennui wrote: >cut and snipped to bore you less: ennui's reply - classic! ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 29 Jan 2003 13:49:27 +1000 From: AndrewR Subject: Re: [oztori] Getting to Know You email At 01:30 PM 29/01/2003 +1100, Julian P wrote: >And sorry also for making fun of your name, Will. >If you would like, I'd be happy to send you a list of humorous ways to >make fun of mine ... And I'm sure you can even think of a few yourself. >It's only fair ... I've already mentioned one - and it opened up a can of high-school wounds (does that make sense?) for you Julian, didn't it? Homer: "They turned the Navy into a floating joke. They ruined all our best names like Bruce, and Lance, and Julian. Those were the toughest names we had!" ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 29 Jan 2003 14:46:42 +1100 From: "Will Johncock" Subject: Re: [oztori] Getting to Know You email > And sorry also for making fun of your name, Will. > If you would like, I'd be happy to send you a list of humorous ways to make fun of > mine ... And I'm sure you can even think of a few yourself. > It's only fair ... > :-) > J No need to be sorry Julian. It's all cool. Though if you want to launch your surname at me i'll give some return insults a try ;-) Cheers, will ------------------------------ End of oztori-digest V3 #33 ***************************