From: owner-oztori-digest@smoe.org (oztori-digest) To: oztori-digest@smoe.org Subject: oztori-digest V3 #32 Reply-To: oztori@smoe.org Sender: owner-oztori-digest@smoe.org Errors-To: owner-oztori-digest@smoe.org Precedence: bulk oztori-digest Tuesday, January 28 2003 Volume 03 : Number 032 Today's Subjects: ----------------- Re: [oztori] Every Finger in the list is pointing at me... (*I think) [=?] Re: [oztori] Hans Sprongfeld [AndrewR ] [oztori] Getting to Know You email ["Matty Vines" ] Re: [oztori] Tori in Hottest 100 (just)! [AndrewR ] Re: [oztori] Hans Sprongfeld [AndrewR ] Re: [oztori] Tori in Hottest 100 (just)! ["Matty Vines" ] Re: [oztori] Hans Sprongfeld ["Matty Vines" ] [oztori] Re: hottest 100 stuffs & i seem to be dissing nathan a lot lately but he's worthy of it :p ([oztori] Rala (or whoever it was) LIED!!! (*I think)) [] Re: [oztori] New member ["Holly Williamson" ] [oztori] Egad! ["Holly Williamson" ] Re: [oztori] Woah tori, whatever man ["Holly Williamson" ] Re: [oztori] Ancients of Tu Tu ["Will Johncock" ] [oztori] Getting To Know You Email ["Holly Williamson" ] Re: [oztori] Getting to Know You email [=?iso-8859-1?q?Julian=20P?= ] [oztori] "elephant minds, missy, JJJ listeners don't have" [Nathan "®" ] ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Mon, 27 Jan 2003 20:11:37 +1100 (EST) From: =?iso-8859-1?q?Rala?= Subject: Re: [oztori] Every Finger in the list is pointing at me... (*I think) --- Nathan . wrote: > Rala or whoever it was that reported that Tori > charted > @ #94 (I think... or is my memory stuffed again?) in > JJJ (not Jaz)'s Hottest 100 lied! 'tactually made > #93. Hmmm ? I can't remember what I typed to be honest! But I typed it just after I heard Tori's appearance on the chart :) and was happy at that point that she'd made it in 2 years running! Sorry for any confusions. Rala ;oD http://movies.yahoo.com.au - Yahoo! Movies - - What's on at your local cinema? ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 27 Jan 2003 20:54:40 +1000 From: AndrewR Subject: Re: [oztori] Hans Sprongfeld At 05:31 PM 27/01/2003 +1100, Julian P wrote: > AndrewR wrote: > > >>Matt *Who is being flirted with by a CHEF omg a CHEF who used to work in a > >>WINERY,, Okay, hello, where is the catch?* > > >That your not even 16 yet, let alone 18. Doesn't leave you mutch there > >Matty. No sex and NO alchohol for you sonny-jim. :o) > >Bwahahahaha. Andrew, that was harsh! >I feel like I should start chanting "JE-RRY JE-RRY" for some reason. ;-) Hey Jerry - my trailer trash bitch is shakin' up with ma mom and I wants her back. I don't care if she's my sister, we gonsta have us a baby! :o) Once the crowd started chanting "where's your teeth" to this trailer trash guy who had... no front teeth. Quite funny. Oh and it WAS a joke re Matty - but even still - watch out Matty. He's not that guy who had a cannabilism pact with his homosexual lover to cut off one of their dicks - eat it while both were still alive, then the guy who survived would eat the other. I think he kept the other in pieces in his fridge. How fucked is that?? And you said this guy's a CHEF? and had a Winery? Maybe he likes a nice Chianti :o) Clarice... errr Andrew :) ------------------------------ Date: 27 Jan 2003 11:03:59 -0000 From: "Matty Vines" Subject: [oztori] Getting to Know You email Welcome to the next edition of getting to know your friends. What you're supposed to do is copy (not forward) this entire e-mail and paste it onto a new e-mail that you'll send. Change all of the answers so they apply to you. Then, send this to a whole bunch of people you know *INCLUDING* the person who sent it to you. *Please, guys, send this back* love matt. And if you have any ones LIKE this but NOT this, send it back cuz i wanna do it too heheh. The theory is that you'll learn a lot of little known facts about your friends........here goes...... 1. WHAT TIME DO YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING? If not woken, i will wake up at around 10:30. If awoken, i will wake up at anytime, but doze until 7:45, pretend to be asleep for a little longer, then hop in the shower and go to sleep due to being relocated from my bed. 2. IF YOU COULD EAT LUNCH WITH ONE FAMOUS PERSON, WHO WOULD IT BE? Kate Bush i think.. She's very mysterious and elusive, yet intelligent. I'd like to know what she and where she has been for so long! 3. GOLD OR SILVER? Silver definately. Gold can be so clanky. See, i'm cheap! I knew it! Buy me silver! 4. WHAT WAS THE LAST FILM YOU SAW AT THE CINEMA? Argh, it was Sweet Home Alabama! We were running late to meet some other friends, so we ran from the beach to the Cinemas, immediately bought tickets and went into the movie.. Couldn't see our friends.. got a phone call, they hadn't arrived yet.. They went to a different movie, and lucky them. Sweet Home Alabama was awfully uninteresting, Rebecca and i nearly walked out. It almost became funny because it was so pathetic 5. FAVOURITE TV SHOWS? Charmed, The Simpsons, Queer As Folk, Buffy. 6. WHAT DO YOU HAVE FOR BREAKFAST? I'm not really into breakfasts during the school week, but on the holidays, a bowl of pasta is always nice. *laughs*. 7. WHAT WOULD YOU HATE TO BE LEFT IN A ROOM WITH? Clowns, Emptiness, or decaying food. 8. CAN YOU TOUCH YOUR NOSE WITH YOUR TONGUE? No dammit. There was this guy on "Ripley's Believe it or Not" the other day that had a SEVEN INCH TONGUE. He successfully touched above his eyebrow with it. It was so disgusting and big and ugly and oh i never want one. 9. WHAT INSPIRES YOU? Fires, Music, beautiful people and storms with lightning and thunder and rain. 10. WHAT'S YOUR MIDDLE NAME? Graham. Ew. 11. BEACH, CITY, Or COUNTRY? City or Beach. More likely beach. 12. SUMMER OR WINTER? I'm a winter boy. I like coming out when everything's desolate and everybody's ready to slit their wrists. 13. FAVOURITE ICE CREAM? Just the right strength coffee icecream with the right amount of chocolate syrup. Or Raspberry Swirl icecream. OMG or um, "White Chocodamia Mania" from Baskin Robbins. 14. BUTTERED, PLAIN, OR SALTED POPCORN? Buttered with maybe a bit of salt. It can be so dry and awful without it. 15. FAVOURITE COLOUR? Blue or Yellow depending on my mood, and in different shades. 16. FAVOURITE CAR? One that has a Chaffeur to drive me around in! 17. FAVOURITE SANDWICH FILLING? Mmm, untoasted i like lettuce and chicken and mayonaise, toasted i like Cheese and Avocado with bacon. 19. WHAT CHARACTERISTICS DO YOU DESPISE? Inability to see things from the opposite point of view, and heartlessness. Clueless people thinking they're the only right way. 20. FAVOURITE FLOWER? Um, daisies? I don't know many flowers at all. 21. IF YOU HAD A BIG WIN IN THE LOTTERY, HOW LONG WOULD YOU WAIT TO TELL PEOPLE? I don't know. You would have to be selective as to who you told because people might become jealous and want it all hey. 22. FIZZY OR STILL WATER AS A DRINK? Filtered water or Red Creaming Soda.. yum. 23. WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR BATHROOM? It's got earth coloured marbled tiles.. Used to be blue. 24. HOW MANY KEYS ON YOUR KEY RING? I don't actually have a keyring. Will one of you guys out there give me one with keys on it? That would be really sweet. Just email me back okay and send me some keys.. 25. WHERE WOULD YOU RETIRE TO? I'm not going to retire now am i. Ireland or Hawaii or San Francisco. 26. CAN YOU JUGGLE? IF YES HOW MANY? Nah i can't juggle but i can't say i've ever really tried that hard. 27. FAVOURITE DAY OF THE WEEK? Friday because although you're tired and sick of the week, you have the weekend coming up. Also, usually have a date to look forward to on a Friday night, yay. 28. RED OR WHITE WINE? Red if i'm going to be having deep conversations or heart-to-hearts with anyone, and white if i'm celebrating and being partyish. Depends on my mood. 29. WHAT DID YOU DO FOR YOUR LAST BIRTHDAY? I don't actually remember. Hang on i'll ask someone. 30. DO YOU CARRY A DONOR CARD? No because i'm too young to die, and um, i've lost my wallet at the moment anyway. Hopefully i left it at Michael and Robyn's.. if i haven't - god i actually don't want to think about that. 31. WHO DO YOU LEAST EXPECT TO SEND THIS BACK TO YOU? I have no idea at the moment who I'm even going to send it to, because the internet hasn't been working for a couple hours, so i came back down here and just started on this.. Damn, internet, connect *please*. And, of course at the time of the internet not working, the Tech Support number happens to be Engaged. hah.. At least IT is gonna get married, and not left on the shelf and discovered half eaten by an alsatian two weeks after death, like some of us. YAY the internet is working. Jae Or Nayth probably won't but go on guys, i'm daring you. 32. WHO IS THE PERSON YOU EXPECT TO SEND THIS BACK FIRST Carin! Have some fun - it will be great to see your answers! Hugs, Matty ******************************* "What did I last cry over? That I ordered pomme frites in fucking France and got steak fries like I was in Texas. I mean how fucked can you get? They were doing steak fries in Paris, because they thought that was kinda cool. That's just confused. That's like people in Memphis trying to do the polka. 'What are you doing?'" - Tori Amos "Keep laughing and you stand a chance of getting through it alive." - Kate Bush ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 27 Jan 2003 21:11:34 +1000 From: AndrewR Subject: Re: [oztori] Tori in Hottest 100 (just)! At 07:08 AM 27/01/2003 +0000, Matty Vines wrote: > > Andrew > > That your not even 16 yet, let alone 18. Doesn't leave you mutch there > > Matty. No sex and NO alchohol for you sonny-jim. :o) >*****Hey, if you weren't being sarcastic, i'm sending a big "fuck you" >your way. Don't be condescending or patronizing, if you got the balls to >do that. >Matt I was teasing you matty, but now you've said that I should have the 'balls' to condescend and/or patronise - so now I have to do that - cause I *HAVE* got the balls to do it! just settle, pettle :) Hang on, where was I being condescending or patronising?? BAH! peace-out! :O) ------------------------------ Date: Mon Jan 27 11:13:57 2003 From: "Matty Vines" Subject: Re: [oztori] Hans Sprongfeld [demime could not interpret encoding binary - treating as plain text] > Oh and it WAS a joke re Matty - but even still - watch out Matty. He's not > that guy who had a cannabilism pact with his homosexual lover to cut off > one of their dicks - eat it while both were still alive, then the guy who > survived would eat the other. I think he kept the other in pieces in his > fridge. How fucked is that?? And you said this guy's a CHEF? and had a > Winery? Maybe he likes a nice Chianti :o) ***********Very fucked. That's why i don't meet half the bastards, or i get one of ma boys to meet em first. And, i'm not going to have sex with them, duh, but still the fact you said it's illegal offended me.. *laughs*. I like to have options even though i'm not going to go through with them. And i'm not really into cannabalism, though i have seen that vamp photo of nayth.. *laughs*. Sorry about being a bit snappy earlier, just.. GrRrrRrrR.. Been with psycho family all weekend, no excuse, but BLARGH! How many visits can my Nan get from Police in THREE DAYS!? You *don't* wanna know the answer to that.. And it's times like these i can see why my father won't see his family.. *giggles*. I quite like it.. Hugs, Matty (just call me CHOMP).. and YES that is a WIG on me, and YES that is two years ago!.. Don't blame me! lol [demime 0.97c removed an attachment of type image/jpeg which had a name of Mattyvamp.jpg] [demime 0.97c removed an attachment of type image/jpeg which had a name of Mattyvamp2.jpg] [demime 0.97c removed an attachment of type image/jpeg which had a name of Mattyvamp3.jpg] ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 27 Jan 2003 21:20:40 +1000 From: AndrewR Subject: Re: [oztori] Hans Sprongfeld At 09:14 PM 27/01/2003 +1000, Matty Vines wrote: >[demime could not interpret encoding binary - treating as plain text] > > Oh and it WAS a joke re Matty - but even still - watch out Matty. He's not > > that guy who had a cannabilism pact with his homosexual lover to cut off > > one of their dicks - eat it while both were still alive, then the guy who > > survived would eat the other. I think he kept the other in pieces in his > > fridge. How fucked is that?? And you said this guy's a CHEF? and had a > > Winery? Maybe he likes a nice Chianti :o) VVVVVI read that in the paperVVVVVV >***********Very fucked. That's why i don't meet half the bastards, or i >get one of ma boys to meet em first. Your boys? > And, i'm not going to have sex with them, duh, but still the fact you > said it's illegal offended me.. *laughs*. Hey, I was joking - and that you're under 18 and with a guy into wines - a bit ironic, no? :O) > I like to have options even though i'm not going to go through with > them. And i'm not really into cannabalism, though i have seen that vamp > photo of nayth.. *laughs*. Seen it too - I can't believe how much he looks like David from 6 Feet Under!! >Matty (just call me CHOMP).. like that chocolate bar? >and YES that is a WIG on me, and YES that is two years ago!.. Don't blame >me! lol Attachements didn't make it here... I don't know why? >[demime 0.97c removed an attachment of type image/jpeg which had a name of >Mattyvamp.jpg] > >[demime 0.97c removed an attachment of type image/jpeg which had a name of >Mattyvamp2.jpg] > >[demime 0.97c removed an attachment of type image/jpeg which had a name of >Mattyvamp3.jpg] ------------------------------ Date: 27 Jan 2003 11:22:34 -0000 From: "Matty Vines" Subject: Re: [oztori] Tori in Hottest 100 (just)! > I was teasing you matty, but now you've said that I should have the 'balls' > to condescend and/or patronise - so now I have to do that - cause I *HAVE* > got the balls to do it! > > just settle, pettle :) > > Hang on, where was I being condescending or patronising?? BAH! > > peace-out! :O) *********Okay, i'm sorry! Get it now. Was touchy earlier. Sorry! Hugs, Matt ------------------------------ Date: 27 Jan 2003 12:06:28 -0000 From: "Matty Vines" Subject: Re: [oztori] Hans Sprongfeld > Your boys? *******Overprotective male friend. lol. > Seen it too - I can't believe how much he looks like David from 6 Feet Under!! ******LOL Pity i don't watch 6 Feet Under.. > like that chocolate bar? *******I once ran four kms for one of them. Gawd > Attachements didn't make it here... I don't know why? ******I don't think attatchments are allowed on the group then. Hugs, Matt.oh well you'll all have to go without my vamp pics. ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 27 Jan 2003 23:34:17 +1100 From: gnome Subject: [oztori] Re: hottest 100 stuffs & i seem to be dissing nathan a lot lately but he's worthy of it :p ([oztori] Rala (or whoever it was) LIED!!! (*I think)) At 05:12 27/01/03, Nathan "." wrote: >Rala or whoever it was that reported that Tori charted >@ #94 (I think... or is my memory stuffed again?) in >JJJ (not Jaz)'s Hottest 100 lied! 'tactually made >#93. yeh, maybe tori only deserves 94 though...if she'd come here she can have the 93.. ;) >Looking @ that chart... how nice to see the usual >crappola litering it yet again. Nirvana, Foo >Fighters, Grinspoon, Red Hot Chili Peppers, >silverchair, Wheezer, The Whitlams, Living End, >Frenzal Rhomb, You Am I.... how nice to see that we're >still living in 1995 (*said by he who ain't bought a >'new' CD other than Tori in um quite a while) & not a >single female vocalist in sight! (as usual). OMG. Nathan, I'm gonng agree with you for once. Same old same old, you expect this country to change? i mean, let's take you as an example you haven't really listened to anything NEW in about 5 years, so maybe the rest of the nation is like you which is WHY it's sorta the same names appearing in the poll....But Foo and Grin, and silverchair are still brilliant and Frenzal will ALWAYS be one of the best bands in Australia - their music and lyrics and just the boys in general might be idiotic at times but they are still one of the best bands in this country, (i admit i'm biased since the first gig i ever went to was a frenzal rhomb show when i was little which was so fun but) it's bands like frenzal who are out there doing what they do for the reasons they do which deserve respect not little shitheads like the vines ;) . and just browsing the list there was only about 14 newish artists (many who actually had multiple entires) and um, Ms Dynamite is a single female vocalist, so get your info right and stop typing stuff which makes you look stupid, we already know you are ;) BTW, FYI, she's a Brit who's career is majorly taking off in the past year and is damn funky and funny, and has actually played with Destiny's Child sometime... and i do think the funniest track which came in at all in the hottest 100 was 6.66 by salmon hater - if you listened to jjj at all during the thurs and fri you understand what i'm talking about. >And who TF are The Vines? the vines are a band i've not seen, never planned to see, but every gig review i've ever read/heard of them is dissing them but people still seem to love them. dunno what the deal with them is. and the night they guest programmed Rage was one of the best playlists for that show in ages and ages ;) did anyone here go to any of the BDOs??? i was in melb on sat so missed Sydney and was driving up from melbourne today so missed the melbounre BDO? and am majorly pissed off about that! details anyone??? I think that's all.... Jas PS. Melbourne is such a bitch to drive around in but the freeway (?is it a freeway) to geelong is such a lovely drive, so I envy you for that nathan :) *** transmission from gnome http://gnome.amos.net http://threemileshigh.mtrez.net "I like the idea that you like somebody. You always hear about people loving each other or hating each other. You don't actually hear a lot about people liking each other." - - Suzie Higgy talking about the inspiration for 'Lock It' ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 28 Jan 2003 11:07:00 +1000 From: "Holly Williamson" Subject: Re: [oztori] New member >Hi all! >Well you asked for it (in the confirmation email...honest!) so here's a >little something about your newest member... >Name - Illuna >That's enough, don't wanna bore you all. Thanks to 'D' who put me onto this >list!!! Yes, that was MEEEE!!! I take AALLLL credit for turning the lovely Illuna onto this list. :-) (I swear, you should all go to the tori chat room at toriamos.com. You meet only the best kind of people there.) Hi Illuna!!! I apologise about Nathan R. :-P Holly. _________________________________________________________________ MSN 8 with e-mail virus protection service: 2 months FREE* http://join.msn.com/?page=features/virus ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 28 Jan 2003 11:18:26 +1000 From: "Holly Williamson" Subject: [oztori] Egad! Andrew wrote: if I find an artist where >I like about 3 or 4 tracks, it's a pretty good indication that the rest of >the album is going to be good. > >I'm just thinking of Alanis. Under Rug Swept would have been, should have >been just that. It had MAX 2 songs on it that were 'ok'. The rest was >drivel. Supposed Former Infatuation Junkie was better than that. EGAD! i can't believe it!! You dislike Under Rug Swept? Wowser, i can't believe it. I love it. I think SFIJ is wonderful, and URS is more wonderfuller. Isn't it amazing the amount of different tastes & opinions that are being allowed to run rampant these days? hol _________________________________________________________________ MSN 8 helps eliminate e-mail viruses. Get 2 months FREE*. http://join.msn.com/?page=features/virus ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 28 Jan 2003 11:25:02 +1000 From: "Holly Williamson" Subject: Re: [oztori] Woah tori, whatever man Matty Vines writed: Like you too holl, you're sweet. lol. I"m 15 in July, so um.. 3 years til i'm legal.. But heck i look 20, i can get in anyway.. But as if you'd go there! heh. >Hugs, >Matty Once again i say.... 'you're so sweet & gorgeous!!!' :-) *feeling all warm inside.* holl _________________________________________________________________ STOP MORE SPAM with the new MSN 8 and get 2 months FREE* http://join.msn.com/?page=features/junkmail ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 28 Jan 2003 12:11:05 +1000 From: "Bindy ." Subject: Re: [oztori] Getting to Know You email Someone had to start the ball rolling to please the youngster. So here it goes! 1. WHAT TIME DO YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING? Work days at about 6.45am. Hit the snooze button too many times and end up leaving myself 15mins to get ready. Weekends is usually sometime before midday. 2. IF YOU COULD EAT LUNCH WITH ONE FAMOUS PERSON, WHO WOULD IT BE? Tori, of course. We can "stop for a coffee" and have "pancakes". :) 3. GOLD OR SILVER? Silver. Very much silver 4. WHAT WAS THE LAST FILM YOU SAW AT THE CINEMA? Harry Potter and the Chamber Of Secrets 5. FAVOURITE TV SHOWS? I don't watch much TV but if I am home when they are on, I will watch Charmed, Queer As Folk, Buffy, Secret Life Of Us 6. WHAT DO YOU HAVE FOR BREAKFAST? Not a breaky person. Usually coffee and a cigarette! 7. WHAT WOULD YOU HATE TO BE LEFT IN A ROOM WITH? A lot of "fashionable" girly girls rattling on about nail polish and bitching about their best friend. I would be climbing the walls. 8. CAN YOU TOUCH YOUR NOSE WITH YOUR TONGUE? No 9. WHAT INSPIRES YOU? Music, sitting at cafes watching people walking past, tranquility. 10. WHAT'S YOUR MIDDLE NAME? Not telling. I have tried to eliminate that from all documentation. 11. BEACH, CITY, Or COUNTRY? City. I love the lights, the fast life, the action 12. SUMMER OR WINTER? Winter. I love trenchcoats and jackets. I can't stand the heat cause I can't cool down. 13. FAVOURITE ICE CREAM? Not a big ice cream fan. Boy you better make a Caramel Swirl 14. BUTTERED, PLAIN, OR SALTED POPCORN? None of the above ... I like caramel popcorn (notice a pattern here?) 15. FAVOURITE COLOUR? Black. Occasionally that deep burgundy colour too. 16. FAVOURITE CAR? HA HA !! Let me get the list! R34 Skyline, The new 200sx, Lamborgini Diablo and the list goes on! 17. FAVOURITE SANDWICH FILLING? Lots of cheese, chicken loaf, carrot and alfalfa. mmmmmm yummy 19. WHAT CHARACTERISTICS DO YOU DESPISE? Dishonesty. All of them point to that one thing. 20. FAVOURITE FLOWER? I am allergic to flowers so I am not that fond of any of them. Roses seem to be of though. 21. IF YOU HAD A BIG WIN IN THE LOTTERY, HOW LONG WOULD YOU WAIT TO TELL PEOPLE? They would probably figure it out after I was driving a new car to pick them up in. Also I would want a trip and since flying and me are no happy together, someone would be getting brought along for the trip. 22. FIZZY OR STILL WATER AS A DRINK? Hot water ... with coffee in it 23. WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR BATHROOM? White with a bluish tinge to it 24. HOW MANY KEYS ON YOUR KEY RING? Four. 3 for my unit and one for the car. 25. WHERE WOULD YOU RETIRE TO? I don't know. Somewhere with a lot of stuff to do and cafes nearby 26. CAN YOU JUGGLE? IF YES HOW MANY? No. Unless you mean jobs at work. I can juggle that well! 27. FAVOURITE DAY OF THE WEEK? Saturday. Sleep in, go out that night and know I don't have to get up early the next day. 28. RED OR WHITE WINE? Not a wine drinker. Red Cabernet Merlot if anything. 29. WHAT DID YOU DO FOR YOUR LAST BIRTHDAY? Had a fairly quiet one I think. I was a bit upset about turning 25yrs old 30. DO YOU CARRY A DONOR CARD? No but it is on my license 31. WHO DO YOU LEAST EXPECT TO SEND THIS BACK TO YOU? I am sending to a list ... I'm thinking nearly everyone 32. WHO IS THE PERSON YOU EXPECT TO SEND THIS BACK FIRST Be suprised if anyone does! ~Bindy Go to: http://www.livejournal.com/users/cancerian/ for Ramblings From The Moon Child _________________________________________________________________ MSN 8 with e-mail virus protection service: 2 months FREE* http://join.msn.com/?page=features/virus ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 28 Jan 2003 13:28:03 +1100 From: "Will Johncock" Subject: Re: [oztori] Getting to Know You email bindy! we're the same age :-p i think we already worked that out once on lj actually. anyway cool survey! ps...yah i just lurk these days pps...now watch the flood of people who will answer this survey with a tori reference included in every answer...*yawn* how very 1996 of you all. ppps...cynicism is beautiful pppps....ps's are lame ppppps...rock on with your frock on :) ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 28 Jan 2003 13:25:29 +1000 From: "Bindy ." Subject: [oztori] Ancients of Tu Tu Will on Tue, 28 Jan 2003 13:28:03 +1100 W> bindy! we're the same age :-p Ah ... you poor thing *hands you a card for the scooter factory* W> ppps...cynicism is beautiful *raises glass* Here Here!! I'll drink to that! W> ppps...rock on with your frock on ROFLMAO That's a classic. Why am I seeing a tu tu with wand flying, moshing to heavy metal there? I need a cushy room with a jacket you can hug yourself with! ~Bindy Go to: http://www.livejournal.com/users/cancerian/ for Ramblings From The Moon Child _________________________________________________________________ Tired of spam? Get advanced junk mail protection with MSN 8. http://join.msn.com/?page=features/junkmail ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 28 Jan 2003 14:40:51 +1100 From: "Will Johncock" Subject: Re: [oztori] Ancients of Tu Tu > W> ppps...rock on with your frock on > ROFLMAO That's a classic. Why am I seeing a tu tu with wand flying, > moshing to heavy metal there? I need a cushy room with a jacket you can hug > yourself with! haha i must come clean...i stole that line from an old old old veruca salt song whose title i can't remember! will ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 28 Jan 2003 14:22:09 +1000 From: "Holly Williamson" Subject: Re: [oztori] Jerry Sprogger Andrew wrote: >> >>Bwahahahaha. Andrew, that was harsh! >>I feel like I should start chanting "JE-RRY JE-RRY" for some reason. ;-) > >Hey Jerry - my trailer trash bitch is shakin' up with ma mom and I wants >her back. I don't care if she's my sister, we gonsta have us a baby! > LMAO!!!!! Am currently actually rolling on the floor laughing my goddamn ASS off!!! HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE!!!! (Very very not good, laughing out loud at my computer at work.... snicker!) > >Oh and it WAS a joke re Matty - but even still - watch out Matty. He's not >that guy who had a cannabilism pact with his homosexual lover to cut off >one of their dicks - eat it while both were still alive, then the guy who >survived would eat the other. I think he kept the other in pieces in his >fridge. How fucked is that?? And you said this guy's a CHEF? and had a >Winery? Maybe he likes a nice Chianti :o) That's just gross. And very freaky. Thanks AnDREW. holly _________________________________________________________________ The new MSN 8: smart spam protection and 2 months FREE* http://join.msn.com/?page=features/junkmail ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 28 Jan 2003 15:46:11 +1000 From: "Holly Williamson" Subject: [oztori] Getting To Know You Email Matty Kindly Sent us all information about himself. I love these emails too, and find them incredibly self-indulgent, but choose to fill it in anyway so you can all laugh and cry in boredom at the disdainful blandness that is me and my life... 1. WHAT TIME DO YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING? Work days - 6-6.30am. Weekends - 6-6.30am. (mostly.) 2. IF YOU COULD EAT LUNCH WITH ONE FAMOUS PERSON, WHO WOULD IT BE? Well, there's this chick that I've heard of who is, like, a, like, piano player & that?! And, like, she's got red hair, and like, hates Australia or something... her name's Aori Tmos or something like that, and like, nobody else has heard of her. Have you? 3. GOLD OR SILVER? Rose gold. Have a big obsession with rose gold. And it most certainly DOESN'T clank, matty vines!!! You're just wearin' it in the wrong place! 4. WHAT WAS THE LAST FILM YOU SAW AT THE CINEMA? I Spy. I thought Chicago would be on, but it wasn't, and as I'd seen everything else, we saw I Spy. It was very very boney/boneheaded. 5. FAVOURITE TV SHOWS? Seinfeld. The Simpsons. The Sketch Show. CNNNN that cool ABC news spin-off show! 6. WHAT DO YOU HAVE FOR BREAKFAST? It used to be the healthy combination of coffee & a cigarette. Since I gave up smoking it became.... vegemite on toast. Bah. 7. WHAT WOULD YOU HATE TO BE LEFT IN A ROOM WITH? A Rockhampton yokel for an interminable amount of time. 8. CAN YOU TOUCH YOUR NOSE WITH YOUR TONGUE? No. My mum can, but I missed out on that particular gene. 9. WHAT INSPIRES YOU? The music that I hear. The things I want to do that I haven't done yet. 10. WHAT'S YOUR MIDDLE NAME? Jane. 11. BEACH, CITY, Or COUNTRY? Beach... 12. SUMMER OR WINTER? Actually, I prefer Autumn. I also like the summer in early december, when you know holidays are on the horizon and everyone is (usually) in a great mood! 13. FAVOURITE ICE CREAM? Peppermint choc-chip from Wendy's. 14. BUTTERED, PLAIN, OR SALTED POPCORN? Buttered. As much fat & as many calories as possible please. I choose to weigh as much as possible prior to my impending death-by-heart-attack (at 23 or even under!) 15. FAVOURITE COLOUR? Pretty colours, like pinks, purples, blues... 16. FAVOURITE CAR? I am one of those very lucky people that actually own the car of their dreams. It's a Suzuki X-90 and it's the hottest little Playgirl vehicle around!! 17. FAVOURITE SANDWICH FILLING? Ham, tomato, onion, salt & pepper on fresh bread, spread with real butter. 19. WHAT CHARACTERISTICS DO YOU DESPISE? Yokel-ism. "Who ya'll callin' a yokel? I durn gorn broke ma elbi-bow!" In other words, the general population of the town that I live in. :-P (j/k, mostly.) 20. FAVOURITE FLOWER? Tulips. 21. IF YOU HAD A BIG WIN IN THE LOTTERY, HOW LONG WOULD YOU WAIT TO TELL PEOPLE? I would only tell my family & very closest friends. 22. FIZZY OR STILL WATER AS A DRINK? Ew about fizzy water, that's yuck. Still water preferred. (mmm gimme Rocky tap water, it's TASTY! NOT.) 23. WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR BATHROOM? late 70's brown. It's also tasty. 24. HOW MANY KEYS ON YOUR KEY RING? Dunno, about 8 or 9? I have a Gladstone Automatics keyring. I used to have the 'Venus Envy' keyring, but being the crappy Australian-type Tori merchandise that it was, it didn't take long for it to become mangulated. 25. WHERE WOULD YOU RETIRE TO? To the Sunshine Coast. Without a doubt. 26. CAN YOU JUGGLE? IF YES HOW MANY? I can juggle one/two balls. Incredible, I know! 27. FAVOURITE DAY OF THE WEEK? Saturday. 28. RED OR WHITE WINE? Depends what I'm eating. But mostly red. 29. WHAT DID YOU DO FOR YOUR LAST BIRTHDAY? Had the most wonderful 21st birthday anyone could ever hope for!! Dinner at Galliano's restaurant on the Sunny Coast with all my wonderful friends & family, followed by a big night out at Friday's & Vibes... it was purely WONDERFUL! 30. DO YOU CARRY A DONOR CARD? My license says I'm a donor... so I guess I am! So now that you're all clued up on the ins & outs of every sector of my life, I hope you all have fabulous days. Forever. Holly. _________________________________________________________________ STOP MORE SPAM with the new MSN 8 and get 2 months FREE* http://join.msn.com/?page=features/junkmail ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 28 Jan 2003 16:34:49 +1000 From: AndrewR Subject: Re: [oztori] La Illuna At 11:07 AM 28/01/2003 +1000, Holly Williamson wrote: >>Hi all! >>Well you asked for it (in the confirmation email...honest!) so here's a >>little something about your newest member... >>Name - Illuna >>That's enough, don't wanna bore you all. Thanks to 'D' who put me onto >>this list!!! > > > >Yes, that was MEEEE!!! I take AALLLL credit for turning the lovely Illuna >onto this list. :-) (I swear, you should all go to the tori chat room at >toriamos.com. You meet only the best kind of people there.) Are we going to get the 'lowdown' on you Illuna!?! Like where you hail from - - what are your likes, dislikes - your stance on Tori's aknowledgement of Australia as actually existing. Shoe size etc. :o) Andrew ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 28 Jan 2003 17:51:13 +1100 (EST) From: =?iso-8859-1?q?Julian=20P?= Subject: Re: [oztori] Getting to Know You email Jill Wohncock** wrote: >pps...now watch the flood of people who will answer this survey with a tori >reference included in every answer...*yawn* how very 1996 of you all. *yawn* and how very 1997 of you to point out how 1996 of us it is to answer with clever tori references. No lipgloss boost for you! :-) J ** pronounced One Cock ... I'm sure that Frodo and that horny little Sam guy are on the hunt for the One Cock too, to give them something to go with the One Ring ... but Sam will kill you if you try anything ... ;-) - --------------------------------- Yahoo! Movies - - What's on at your local cinema? ------------------------------ Date: 28 Jan 2003 07:15:43 -0000 From: "Matty Vines" Subject: Re: [oztori] Egad! [WTF hol?] < holly with the little green bells > EGAD! i can't believe it!! You dislike Under Rug Swept? Wowser, i can't > believe it. I love it. I think SFIJ is wonderful, and URS is more > wonderfuller. > Isn't it amazing the amount of different tastes & opinions that are being > allowed to run rampant these days? ****** I personally liked her first one.. That's the um, Jagged Little Pill, but i found it *too much*. It's like.. a more angry yet solving less version of Pele in my head. I just couldn't listen to the whole thing without get irritated or just nyeh. I think it was a bit over the top. However, i did *not* like SFIJ. I found it way overproduced, and i felt like she'd found a guru and was all synthetic and preachy. I haven't heard any of the others but thank goodness i only borrowed those two off a friend.. Hugs, Matt ******************************************************** "What did I last cry over? That I ordered pomme frites in fucking France and got steak fries like I was in Texas. I mean how fucked can you get? They were doing steak fries in Paris, because they thought that was kinda cool. That's just confused. That's like people in Memphis trying to do the polka. 'What are you doing?'" - Tori Amos ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 27 Jan 2003 23:26:00 -0800 (PST) From: Nathan "®" Subject: [oztori] "elephant minds, missy, JJJ listeners don't have" Rala wrote: > --- Nathan . wrote: > Rala > or > whoever it was that reported that Tori > > charted > > @ #94 (I think... or is my memory stuffed again?) > in > > JJJ (not Jaz)'s Hottest 100 lied! 'tactually made > > #93. > > Hmmm ? I can't remember what I typed to be honest! > But > I typed it just after I heard Tori's appearance on > the > chart :) and was happy at that point that she'd made > it in 2 years running! ...'tis amazing what some rigged votes can do :) Tori only made it the past 2 years because of the 'recency effect' (look it up in a psych text book under 'memory'). SLG and ASF were released relatively 'late' in the year, and thus near to the time of voting & hence still 'fresh' in the mind of voters (and riggers alike). Ditto Pro Widow remix making it into the hottest 100 in '96. I find the Hottest 100 (or pre '99 when I actually gave a slight damn about the thing) chart to always be heavily skewed towards songs released in the latter part of the year - just because ppl don't 'ave good memories generally speaking. Nathan. ===== "Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music." - -- Marcus Brigstocke, British Comedian ______________________________________________________________________ Yahoo! Mail Plus - Powerful. Affordable. Sign up now. http://mailplus.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 28 Jan 2003 18:39:23 +1100 (EST) From: =?iso-8859-1?q?Julian=20P?= Subject: Re: [oztori] "elephant minds, missy, JJJ listeners don't have" Nathan . wrote: >Tori only made it the past 2 years because of the >'recency effect' (look it up in a psych text book >under 'memory'). >SLG and ASF were released relatively 'late' in the >year, and thus near to the time of voting & hence >still 'fresh' in the mind of voters (and riggers >alike). Ditto Pro Widow remix making it into the >hottest 100 in '96. >I find the Hottest 100 (or pre '99 when I actually >gave a slight damn about the thing) chart to always be >heavily skewed towards songs released in the latter >part of the year - just because ppl don't 'ave good >memories generally speaking. Two comments, Nayth: 1. The 'recency effect' is something that the major labels are aware of and tailor their release schedules to, at least to a certain point. It's obviously something that happens more in the US (where the potential accolades are much bigger than inclusion in the oh-so prestigious JJJ Hottest 100) and are most notable in the fi-lum industry (notice the clever timing of film releases to co-incide with Oscar cut-off dates). 2. Don't forget the "rabid compulsive EWF" effect ... EWF will rig any online poll by voting, re-voting, re-re-voting, coersing friends to vote, voting in their dog's name, and getting everyone at the (ex)Dent forumz, irrespective of geographical location, to do the same. We're unstoppable ... :-) J - --------------------------------- Yahoo! Movies - - What's on at your local cinema? ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 27 Jan 2003 23:56:24 -0800 (PST) From: Nathan "®" Subject: Re: [oztori] Getting to Know You email > 1. WHAT TIME DO YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING? Grrrrr usually 'ave to be up just b4 7 when 'working'... "Need a little time to wake up, wake up" to quote an old Oasis tune. > 2. IF YOU COULD EAT LUNCH WITH ONE FAMOUS > PERSON, WHO WOULD IT BE? Tori. So I could ask her "WTF *were* you thinking when you let SLG out of the studio?!?!?" > 3. GOLD OR SILVER? Fool's gold. (the Stone Roses song :) > 4. WHAT WAS THE LAST FILM YOU SAW AT THE > CINEMA? American Pie in October '99. Don't ask why. > 5. FAVOURITE TV SHOWS? Six Feet Under, Life Support... that's all. > 6. WHAT DO YOU HAVE FOR BREAKFAST? Usually nothing. But I sometimes like to munch on dry weetbix, or a bowl of Nutri-Grain. > 7. WHAT WOULD YOU HATE TO BE LEFT IN A > ROOM WITH? A big hairy spider that moved quickly. > 8. CAN YOU TOUCH YOUR NOSE WITH YOUR TONGUE? No. > 9. WHAT INSPIRES YOU? to do what??? > 10. WHAT'S YOUR MIDDLE NAME? Quentin (I wish). > 11. BEACH, CITY, Or COUNTRY? cunt'ry. > 12. SUMMER OR WINTER? Winter. > 13. FAVOURITE ICE CREAM? Rainbow paddlepops or this yummy raspberry ice-cream I once had on an ice-cream cake. > 14. BUTTERED, PLAIN, OR SALTED POPCORN? Plain. > 15. FAVOURITE COLOUR? Purple. > 16. FAVOURITE CAR? ????? a hearse maybe ;) > 17. FAVOURITE SANDWICH FILLING? I don't eat sandwiches. Gimme breadrolls. > 19. WHAT CHARACTERISTICS DO YOU DESPISE? Fakeness. To quote J-Lo, "keep it real". Excessive arrogance. > 20. FAVOURITE FLOWER? I like cacti & carnivorous plants. If I had to pick a 'conventional' flower.. maybe roses cuz they smell nice. > 21. IF YOU HAD A BIG WIN IN THE LOTTERY, > HOW LONG WOULD YOU WAIT TO TELL PEOPLE? Maybe I wouldn't. > 22. FIZZY OR STILL WATER AS A DRINK? Still. > 23. WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR BATHROOM? Cream. > 24. HOW MANY KEYS ON YOUR KEY RING? Three. What a boring question. > 25. WHERE WOULD YOU RETIRE TO? The sanitarium. > 26. CAN YOU JUGGLE? IF YES HOW MANY? a) No b) None. > 27. FAVOURITE DAY OF THE WEEK? Thursday b/c I like the sound of the word? Although actually probably Friday night. > 28. RED OR WHITE WINE? I despise both. > 29. WHAT DID YOU DO FOR YOUR LAST BIRTHDAY? Sat around moping that I turned another year older. > 30. DO YOU CARRY A DONOR CARD? No. My organs are mine. > 31. WHO DO YOU LEAST EXPECT TO SEND THIS > BACK TO YOU? Anyone. > 32. WHO IS THE PERSON YOU EXPECT TO SEND > THIS BACK FIRST Don't know, don't care. Sorry, but they were boring q'ns. Nathan. ===== "Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music." - -- Marcus Brigstocke, British Comedian ______________________________________________________________________ Yahoo! Mail Plus - Powerful. Affordable. Sign up now. http://mailplus.yahoo.com ------------------------------ End of oztori-digest V3 #32 ***************************